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Title: My dad's a hypocrite.
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2008, 04:52:09 PM

My dad is the ultimate hypocrite when it comes to bollockin' me.

For example:
He dislikes me playing my music outloud, so i have to use earphones, if i don't i get a bollockin'. Then when i can't hear him for my earphones, i get a bollockin'

If i hold in the PC power button to turn it off, i get a bollockin'. If i shut it down normally, it takes too long for him and i get a bollockin'.

A few months ago he bollocked me for never opening my windows. Now i keep them open 80% of the time i get a bollockin' for it.

If i get burgin' and i eat more than one burger i get a bollockin'.
If they bought two burgers in and i aint eatin' the second when it needs to be eaten' i get a bollockin'

Bollockin' means tellin' off up north of england btw you silly gooses

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Post by: beebles on October 28, 2008, 04:53:10 PM

bollockin'

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Post by: Steve on October 28, 2008, 04:54:10 PM

Quote from: Chuculainn;1436028bollockin'

BOLLOCKIN'

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Post by: Il Duce on October 28, 2008, 04:55:29 PM

burgin'

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Post by: Steve on October 28, 2008, 04:57:46 PM

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1436035your post is the ultimate example of gay

what catclocks anime posts aint as gay.
damn

Title: My dad's a hypocrite.
Post by: MonsterMunch on October 28, 2008, 04:59:42 PM

I feel sorry for the non-english people reading your post.

I especially feel sorry for the non-english people that know that bollocks means testicules and think your dad is raping you.

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Post by: WiiClock on October 28, 2008, 05:01:25 PM

i just learned bollocks are testicles

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Post by: Steve on October 28, 2008, 05:02:08 PM

Quote from: Joey;1436044i just learned bollocks are testicles

but a Bollockin' is a tellin' off mister!

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Post by: beebles on October 28, 2008, 05:02:12 PM

oh i know what it means i just think its a silly word. especially when used 9 times in short order

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Post by: Il Duce on October 28, 2008, 05:02:48 PM

I know what bollocks are

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Post by: MonsterMunch on October 28, 2008, 05:03:08 PM

Quote from: Steve;1436046but a Bollockin' is a tellin' off mister!

Your dad still rapes you.

Ask science.

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Post by: Slash on October 28, 2008, 05:10:41 PM

Quote from: Steve;1436027For example:
He dislikes me playing my music outloud, so i have to use earphones, if i don't i get a bollockin'. Then when i can't hear him for my earphones, i get a bollockin'

Don't have have them that loud, donkey penis

Quote from: Steve;1436027If i hold in the PC power button to turn it off, i get a bollockin'. If i shut it down normally, it takes too long for him and i get a bollockin'.

You can just command it to shut down and leave, the pc is all grown up now, it can shut off on it's own, niggerballs

Quote from: Steve;1436027A few months ago he bollocked me for never opening my windows. Now i keep them open 80% of the time i get a bollockin' for it.

Because a few months ago it was summer, and hot like balls, now it's autumn and icecold, dickhole

Quote from: Steve;1436027If i get burgin' and i eat more than one burger i get a bollockin'.
If they bought two burgers in and i aint eatin' the second when it needs to be eaten' i get a bollockin'

Eat one and a half, or share one, you combination of a male sexual organ and some other word

Quote from: Steve;1436027Bollockin' means tellin' off up north of england btw you silly gooses

we could figure that one out on our own, something and something more

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Post by: Poltergeist on October 28, 2008, 05:27:19 PM

Testiclin'

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Post by: Topcatyo on October 28, 2008, 05:44:04 PM

Quote from: Rapey McGee;1436040I feel sorry for the non-english people reading your post.

I especially feel sorry for the non-english people that know that bollocks means testicules and think your dad is raping you.

I know the latter but still managed to piece together what he meant.
Anyway...

Quote from: Steve;1436027If i hold in the PC power button to turn it off, i get a bollockin'. If i shut it down normally, it takes too long for him and i get a bollockin'.

That's not being a hypocrite, that's being fickle.
He'd be a hypocrite if he complained about using the power button the turn the PC off and then turns off the PC that way himself.

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Post by: patriotclock on October 28, 2008, 05:50:46 PM

bollockin lmao

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Post by: Beret on October 28, 2008, 06:03:33 PM

BOLLOCKS

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Post by: Hamsa Clock on October 28, 2008, 06:04:16 PM

Give your dad a bollockin'.

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Post by: MonsterMunch on October 28, 2008, 06:04:21 PM

Hitler, has only got one ball,
The other, is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was four!

She threw it, in the deep blue sea,
The fishes, got out their dishys,
And had scollops and bollocks for tea!

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Post by: GearBoxClock on October 28, 2008, 06:07:50 PM

Quote from: Joey;1436044i just learned bollocks are testicles

:this:

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Post by: MonsterMunch on October 28, 2008, 06:12:06 PM

Quote from: Dr. Henry Killinger;1436095Give your dad a bollockin'.

Kinky

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Post by: MonsterMunch on October 28, 2008, 06:12:47 PM

In England, a bollocking means rimming

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Post by: Poltergeist on October 28, 2008, 06:15:42 PM

Vaginin'

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Post by: SixShooterClock on October 28, 2008, 06:17:59 PM

tldr; you're emo

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Post by: Loki Clock on October 28, 2008, 07:05:46 PM

Put your testicles in your dad's mouth.

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Post by: Hamsa Clock on October 28, 2008, 08:39:11 PM

KILL YOUR PARENTS

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Post by: Loki Clock on October 28, 2008, 09:23:38 PM

Quote from: Dr. Henry Killinger;1436199KILL YOUR PARENTS

THEN

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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 28, 2008, 11:54:15 PM

Quote from: Fucko;1436220THEN

KILL YOURSELF!

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Post by: Poltergeist on October 29, 2008, 06:05:42 PM

Kill your parents then yourself has the right number of sylabels to synch up with the bob the Builder theme song kind of

Clock Crew

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