FUCK
I already washed my mouth out with soap. I don't know what else I can do.
Halp me Clock Creu
She's probably equally upset right now.
Make out with an even uglier chick the first one will be beautiful by comparison.
Drink bleach or sulfuric acid.
Quote from: PirateClock;1438900She's probably equally upset right now.
lollll
cut it off
Yeah don't forget to mention you were drunk/high!!
Quote from: BunnyClock;1438916Yeah don't forget to mention you were drunk/high!!
i am always drunk/high
Quote from: PirateClock;1438900She's probably equally upset right now.
she told me that we should hang out on msn and i went "LMAO" and blocked her :p
cd clock you are so coooooool
You have to do the opposite and make out with a hot guy to cleanse yourself
Quote from: The Masked Man;1438966You have to do the opposite and make out with a hot guy to cleanse yourself
i am on it
Quote from: PirateClock;1438900She's probably equally upset right now.
.
just because her costume was ugly doesn't mean she's actually ugly!!!
just tell her to take the mask off!!!!
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1439046if you couldnt atleast get the ugly girl to suck you off, you are bad at this
she was going to but we were in some guy's back yard and he was calling the police lmfao
Look at it this way: you're still better off than the majority of the Clock Crew when it comes to women.
Quote from: Jail Bot;1439055Look at it this way: you're still better off than the majority of the Clock Crew when it comes to women.
hey! speak for yourself :cool:
:(
Quote from: Sackboy;1439047just because her costume was ugly doesn't mean she's actually ugly!!!
just tell her to take the mask off!!!!
It's whats inside that counts
Sup CC, just got back from kissing a girl. Whilst DRUNK
Quote from: YinYangClock;1439076Sup CC, just got back from kissing a girl. Whilst DRUNK
ugly girl
Quote from: PatriotClock;1439080ugly girl
high too
Quote from: CD Clock;1439099high too
don't forget the high
you are cool guy cd i realized this by reading this thread
The rule of doing shit with ugly girls is that you never tell anyone.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1439146The rule of doing shit with ugly girls is that you never tell anyone.
k I wont tell anything about that day when your mum sucked me off..
:O
DWARF JUST GOT HIS FACT RUBBED IN THE DIRT FUCKING BURN HOLY SHIT
:O :O :O
Quote from: PatriotClock;1439142you are cool guy cd i realized this by reading this thread
thank you patriot clock if you ever need lessons on coolness come to canada and we'll discuss it over poutine and beer
hey guys
got drunk and wrestled a t-rex last night boy was my face red
after I killed it the cops showed up so I backflipped over them and rode away on my space motorcycle.
Convince yourself it never happened. You were drunk and it wasn't an ugly girl, it was a pillow
Quote from: Slurpee;1439232hey guys
got drunk and wrestled a t-rex last night boy was my face red
after I killed it the cops showed up so I backflipped over them and rode away on my space motorcycle.
Pssshhhhh
This one time I drank five fifths of vodka and got on my Yamaha ZX54gto43 and went backward down the highway, no helmet, and hit a truck head on, didn't even get a scratch.
It could be worse though.
One time I drank too much vodka ice and posted pictures of myself online.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1439259And admitted to being embarrassed about them. Even more so that they were popping up all over the internet.
I thought they were only on
cc.cc Damn, I suck.
this is a good thread
man, i've always really liked astronautt but he just went up some more B-)
Quote from: Slurpee;1439232hey guys
got drunk and wrestled a t-rex last night boy was my face red
after I killed it the cops showed up so I backflipped over them and rode away on my space motorcycle.
did you ride away on the space motorcycle into space by chance?
when i was driving my SUPER space motorcycle i saw someone that may have been you on a regular space cycle
One time I got so drunk I deleted the MYSQL database
im relaly drunk right now and my neck feels like a tree
i dont really care that i macked an ugly chick
oh well whatevez lolz
disregard MY FUCKING LIFE
COOL FUCKING KID
Awesome
Or Not
Quote from: PatriotClock;1439421did you ride away on the space motorcycle into space by chance?
when i was driving my SUPER space motorcycle i saw someone that may have been you on a regular space cycle
was he wearing a crown?
iirc I had just been crowned king of the lizard people is why I'm asking
Quote from: Slurpee;1439455was he wearing a crown?
iirc I had just been crowned king of the lizard people is why I'm asking
So? They still listen to the word of the space pope more than you.
YOUR LIFE HAS LOST ITS MEANING
SPACE POPE
Quote from: franklin g. hamilton;1439456slurpee have you ever gotten so drunk yo umade out with a girl
hah.
no, I don't drink.
I've done it sober, though. not really my thing.
I don't think alcohol would have any effect in that vein, anyway, because alcohol's primary psychological effects are that it lowers inhibitions and impairs judgement and perception.
inhibition, judgement, and perception aren't the things that stop me from making out with girls.
would you like to know more about how gay i am y/n
y
Quote from: Slurpee;1439470hah.
no, I don't drink.
I've done it sober, though. not really my thing.
I don't think alcohol would have any effect in that vein, anyway, because alcohol's primary psychological effects are that it lowers inhibitions and impairs judgement and perception.
inhibition, judgement, and perception aren't the things that stop me from making out with girls.
would you like to know more about how gay i am y/n
YESS :):):):D
do you like burly men
Quote from: CD Clock;1439475Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1439476do you like burly men
YESS :):):):D
HAHA
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1439476do you like burly men
depends on what you mean by burly
It's cool if a guy is a couple sizes bigger than me, but the huge hairy body builder types aren't exactly my thing.
Quote from: GearBox;1439479HAHA
lmfao
i like burly men
wtf
ahahahah
touche
not really though
:)
One time I had a sip of beer and I woke up next to a dead t-rex
BTW the drugs/alcohol were a bottle of cough syrup with a few Tylenol PM, and the girl was his sister.
I should have never pooped you out, CD.
It's all okay. Take it smooth.
nah man fuck you
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1439799r u a bear or a twink
r u a power bottom
no, no, and no
well, I might be a twink, but it depends on how far you carry the definition. I'm young, and have a slender (though not frail) physique, and I'm low on body hair, but it's not like I shave or wear club clothing or bathe regularly.
as far as power bottoming, I'm versatile. but more than that, I don't know how I would handle being with a guy who limited himself to one or another, because it seems ridiculous to me.
I think straight people buy into the top/bottom dichotomy too much, and it kind of bleeds over onto gay people, because, really, I don't consider reserving yourself to one particular kind of sex to be a very well considered disposition for a homosexual male. I mean, I don't judge guys that do go for one or another, it just seems to me that, either way, they're missing out. moreover, the term "bottom" implies that the person receiving anal sex is in some way submissive to the one giving, but, really, you can take it in the ass and be on top at the same time. say you're doing it jackhammer style- if it were straight sex, one would say the woman was "on top," but the receiver always defaults to "bottom" in gay sex. Frustrating, because we have an opportunity straight people don't have to unquestionably be complete equals in sexual relationships.
there's this completely idiotic thing my friend elena said once, and I've been sitting here trying not to type it out, but I can't think of any other way to explain. stop reading if you don't want me to ruin breakfast forever: gay sex is like waffles and pancakes. the idea is, you can like both waffles and pancakes, and liking either waffles or pancakes shouldn't imply anything about you as a person. not only that, but it would be completely ridiculous if you met someone, and they told you, "Here, I'll eat the waffles. You eat the pancakes for the rest of your life." Even if you really, really like pancakes, you should be able to have waffles when you want to. swearing off waffles or pancakes so you can like the other exclusively seems arbitrary and weird.
shall I go on?
Let's do it jackhammer style.
Quote from: PirateClock;1439841Let's do it jackhammer style.
it's the only gender-neutral term I know for woman on top =(
drunk actions, sober thoughts.
you liked it and you know it.
Quote from: Slurpee;1439847it's the only gender-neutral term I know for woman on top =(
Cowgirl and Cowboy.
Quote from: PirateClock;1439849Cowgirl and Cowboy.
Cowperson.
I want some waffles.
I dropped two blue ladies and four red dolphins on Halloween at Hard. Some time after Daft Punk showed up unannounced and took of their masks off half way through the set, I kissed some guy I probably have shouldn't.
wait wait slurpee is gay?
Quote from: CD Clock;1440105wait wait slurpee is gay?
duh
woah bear, woah bear.
B T Dubbs. I stuck it in Slurpee's pooper. It was hawt.
Quote from: SilverClock;1439734I should have never pooped you out, CD.
did you want his cock in your ass forever or something?
This one time I was sitting around people who were drinking and I got so high off of the beer fumes that I woke up a week later working at a McDonalds in the next state. True story