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The democrats fixed the election.
It was the liberal media's fault.
Not enough republicans got out to vote.
The media was too harsh on Palin.
The general population is a bunch of freedom haters.
The Lord is punishing us.
It's all the fault of the Black Zionists.



C'mon McCain supporters, I demand more explanations for this insane result.

demonifying the opposite party

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Quote from: Flux;1441821It was the liberal media's fault.

Obviously the rising number of fag enablers has caused god to punish us with this democrat president.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1441826Obviously the rising number of fag enablers has caused god to punish us with this democrat president.

Shit, I forgot about the Lord's wrath when making this list! Brb, gotta head down to the local church for a minute or I'll go to hell.

Just tonight on channel seven news they where interviewing what looked like to be a 18 year old African American as he stated that "Since Obama is in office i can finally go to college now." :ohdear:

Quote from: TapedeckClock;1441836Just tonight on channel seven news they where interviewing what looked like to be a 18 year old African American as he stated that "Since Obama is in office i can finally go to college now." :ohdear:

Possible that now he feels as though he really can make something of himself. This is a huge confidence booster for most of America, but African-Americans especially. I'm happy. I'm happy that now, things will feel more equal to everyone. If an African-American can be president, they can do anything. Now they know that, and now whites know that too. I think this is the beginning of the final stages of integration and peace between at least those two races. Of course there will always be those who refuse to move forward and continue to hate like our friend RomanCollar, but now hopefully they will be the true minority.

ACTUALLY that black man really can go to college. Part of obamas plan offers college money for joining community or armed services.

Quote from: COUSIN SKEETER;1441929ACTUALLY that black man really can go to college. Part of obamas plan offers college money for joining community or armed services.

Look! Obama is promising something ALREADY available!

Quote from: Flux;1441840Possible that now he feels as though he really can make something of himself. This is a huge confidence booster for most of America, but African-Americans especially. I'm happy. I'm happy that now, things will feel more equal to everyone. If an African-American can be president, they can do anything. Now they know that, and now whites know that too. I think this is the beginning of the final stages of integration and peace between at least those two races. Of course there will always be those who refuse to move forward and continue to hate like our friend RomanCollar, but now hopefully they will be the true minority.

Was he really so stupid as to think he couldn't before? Blacks have been successful for decades now, why would he need this to realize this isn't the 1960's anymore?

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442027Was he really so stupid as to think he couldn't before? Blacks have been successful for decades now, why would he need this to realize this isn't the 1960's anymore?

as much as society as a whole moves forwards, the republican party moves backwards.

in the next election, I wouldn't be surprised if sarah palin went on the ballot supporting segregation.

Quote from: Maltese;1442035as much as society as a whole moves forwards, the republican party moves backwards.

in the next election, I wouldn't be surprised if sarah palin went on the ballot supporting segregation.

Wow. Just wow.

Quote from: CadillacClock;1442055http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/presidents.jpg

Notice that after bush there's just a black void. This is not a coincidence.

it's all the fault of the black Zionists.

Quote from: CadillacClock;1442055There's a glass wall. You can deny it and say that woman and minorities are all equal but it's just not true. It probably never will be either.

http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/presidents.jpg

It might not have been the 1960's but that list looks pretty bleak for minorities all the way up until yesterday.

How is oppression only cast by how are presidents are? We have people of all races, men and women, who have made their mark in America as CEO's or congressmen or governors. I don't know what you think of America but it's not filled with a bunch of redneck racists anymore.

There is nothing to prevent one's rise but their own ambition.

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1441823demonifying the opposite party

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Republicans do that whether they win or not. _poogle_

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442027Was he really so stupid as to think he couldn't before? Blacks have been successful for decades now, why would he need this to realize this isn't the 1960's anymore?

Because the highest of the high have always been white. Always. Despite how high up black people could get, there was always a white person above them until yesterday. Which was terrible and I'm happy it's over with now. I'm glad that on January 20th, 2009 there will no longer be a rich old white guy in the oval office. I'm about tired of them.

Quote from: Flux;1442123Because the highest of the high have always been white. Always. Despite how high up black people could get, there was always a white person above them until yesterday. Which was terrible and I'm happy it's over with now. I'm glad that on January 20th, 2009 there will no longer be a rich old white guy in the oval office. I'm about tired of them.

Yeah because Abraham Lincoln was soooooooooo rich.

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442136Yeah because Abraham Lincoln was soooooooooo rich.

He was the closest thing we could get to a black President during slave times.

Quote from: Maltese;1442035as much as society as a whole moves forwards, the republican party moves backwards.

in the next election, I wouldn't be surprised if sarah palin went on the ballot supporting segregation.

before WWII, the only thing the republican party represented was a party that would stay at home, and help out the american people, and become isolationist, and stay out of the affairs of other nations, which they had so criticized the british empire for doing.

now, the republican party is intent on helping only the wealthy, running on a purely religious campaign, while attempting to police the world

Quote from: Maltese;1442217before WWII, the only thing the republican party represented was a party that would stay at home, and help out the american people, and become isolationist, and stay out of the affairs of other nations, which they had so criticized the british empire for doing.

now, the republican party is intent on helping only the wealthy, running on a purely religious campaign, while attempting to police the world

They weren't always like that. That was a very short period of time.
From Lincoln to Taft, besides Cleavland, it was all republicans, and that was the era of massive expansion and imperialism.

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442225They weren't always like that. That was a very short period of time.
From Lincoln to Taft, besides Cleavland, it was all republicans, and that was the era of massive expansion and imperialism.

but even so, Lincoln wanted to help every american, he freed the slaves, and for doing what's right, he was killed.

http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/106822/President-Obama%27s-First-Step-Reset-Expectations?tickers=^dji,^gspc,^ixic (http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/106822/President-Obama%27s-First-Step-Reset-Expectations?tickers=%5Edji,%5Egspc,%5Eixic)

Quote from: CadillacClock;1442270It's hard to tell sarcasm on Slurpee's skin. Nothing is in capitals to begin with. You do understand what Flux and I have been stressing, don't you, Marlin?

I can understand it I guess. I just think that we're already past the point where race and gender will hinder one's path to success, and I don't see what a Black President does more than just prove I'm right.

Quote from: Maltese;1442233but even so, Lincoln wanted to help every american, he freed the slaves, and for doing what's right, he was killed.

I meant the warmongering thing.

I really don't understand your argument I guess.

Quote from: Pikachu;1441825

lib⋅er⋅al
   /ˈlɪbərəl, ˈlɪbrəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [lib-er-uhl, lib-ruhl] Show IPA Pronunciation
â€"adjective
1.    favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
2.    (often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
3.    of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.
4.    favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
5.    favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.
6.    of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.
7.    free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.
8.    open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.
9.    characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor.
10.    given freely or abundantly; generous: a liberal donation.




Where in those definitions does it say anything about atheism? Where is there anything negative at all, for that matter? I don't know why or how some people think liberal is an insult.

Obama

Quote from: CadillacClock;1442055I have always thought that Ann Coulter was a joke. I still to this day do not believe that she is a credible news reporter or speaking on behalf of issues she actually believes in.

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Exactly what I was thinking

Quote from: TapedeckClock;1442275http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/106822/President-Obama%27s-First-Step-Reset-Expectations?tickers=^dji,^gspc,^ixic

yahoo is home to some of the most insightful folks about the election, yap

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That show is annoyingly preachy and lame.

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1442281I meant the warmongering thing.

I really don't understand your argument I guess.

my argument was, as society becomes more advanced and more socialist as a cause of it, the republican party becomes more hateful to their own people.

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1442620That show is annoyingly preachy and lame.

I agree, i liked it at first but it god old real fast.

Venture Bros is where it's at.

Quote from: PirateClock;1442650I agree, i liked it at first but it god old real fast.

Venture Bros is where it's at.

both are great

Quote from: Maltese;1442646my argument was, as society becomes more advanced and more socialist as a cause of it, the republican party becomes more hateful to their own people.

I agree with the Republican party on the grounds that the government can't just hand everything to everyone.

People think they "have a natural given right" to things like health care, fact is that they don't. They have an America given right to it, and America doesn't need to be just handing it to them free of charge.

I'd more say that Huey is a preachy character than that the show itself is too preachy. With episodes like the Return of Stinkmeaner, I can tolerate the occasional bitching about unhealthy food or whatever.

Oh and it's a glass ceiling, not a glass wall.

Quote from: Flux;1442658I agree with the Republican party on the grounds that the government can't just hand everything to everyone.

People think they "have a natural given right" to things like health care, fact is that they don't. They have an America given right to it, and America doesn't need to be just handing it to them free of charge.

it's not free of charge, it's from the taxes you pay, rather than go to the military, or to bills that encourage hatred between your brothers and sisters.

it's not a natural right that people have healthcare, but it is a natural right that people be able to make anything of themselves, everyone deserves to be treated equally, and deserves an equal right to live as happily as everyone else.

The Republican party's stance is that only the rich deserve to be happy, and that's not right, that's backsliding from a policy of helping every american. That's actually backsliding to a very bourgeoisie stance, right after the french revolution.

During the McCain campaign it was shown how much of the republican party's supporters were racists, and how many of them were so very very hateful.

Also separation of church and state has been a joke since the 1950s

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1442693I'd more say that Huey is a preachy character than that the show itself is too preachy. With episodes like the Return of Stinkmeaner, I can tolerate the occasional bitching about unhealthy food or whatever.

Yeah Huey's one of the more lame characters in the show.