POST THE POKEMON'S NAME, AND ILL DO WHAT I CAN
Tyranitar. DO IT
me, don't care who
Carnivine.
Cloyster
It doesn't dance >:C
Poliwhirl!
I'm doin' this because I want Joey out of my avatar, but I don't feel like going into my options and replacing it myself.
fucking charzard
spittin flames and shit
CARNIVINNNNE YEAH!!!!
pichu ^^
Dancing Cloyster
Blastoise
Quote from: Joey 68468465;1453195OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Originals > Evolved
Quote from: VirusClock;1453199Originals > Evolved
But I like Wartortle!
RALTS
Quote from: Joey 68468465;1453204I think all of Squirtles evolutions are equally amazing. He's just an amazing Pokemon. They just don't make Pokemon like they used to. Squirtle even wore sunglasses while swimming.
He was the definition of BADASS. To be honest, Squirtle and his evolutions were my favorite back then.
I SAID SPITTING FIRE
Quote from: Joey 68468465;1453210Mine too, I even bought Pokemon Blue (we can be like twins if you did too)!
I bought yellow :(
But I stole blue from a friend :D
Quote from: FIREMAN;1453194Blastoise
p. fun great
Eevee. Do it.
Quote from: Joey 68468465;1453215Wait a minute... I lost my Blue and stole someones Yellow.... Nick Kolawski, is that you!?
:O
Thanks!
this is the best avatar ever ever.
i dont mind just give me one pleas
Alakazam
Edit: Oh okay, I'm Horsea. adwseFSDfdsfgdgf
TYPHLOSION
magmar please
Regice.
Keep posting, I'm taking a break from making Pokemon avatars to doing some banners for work.
Quote from: WeatherBalloonClock;1453247Regice.
Speaking of Regis, Registeel sounds like a Transformer.
And Aggron sounds like a train.
STEELIX MOTHERFUCKA
Meowth
Quote from: VirusClock;1453172POST THE POKEMON'S NAME, AND ILL DO WHAT I CAN
That beetle one or, Charzard
Quagsire
mew
I want a Bidoof in a wizard hat!!!!
Or a Raichu if we can't have clothed Pokemon.
oh great, makin the thread after I already make my own!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1453272mew
I'll be Mewtwo then he he he!
Metapod.
made my own
Quote from: Joey 53225;1453383made my own
Whoa Geodude is on his side!
Cubone
chansey the whore skank gutter slut
Quote from: Joey 1337;1453385Whoa Geodude is on his side!
only way i could fit him in without exceeding the image limit
My avatar is the best pokemon.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1453391chansey the whore skank gutter slut
I was once locked in a never ending battle with a Chansey, I had it going for days until somebody moved my Game Boy or something which caused the cartridge to dislodge and the game to mess up.
well gosh, i sure would like to jump on this wagon
Quote from: Thor;1453394My avatar is the best pokemon.
too bad it doesn't move
OOOoooooo
Tell me a situation where Lanturn doesn't win, and I will tell you of lies!
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453414Tell me a situation where Lanturn doesn't win, and I will tell you of lies!
Battle against a grass type. Such as exeggutor.
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453414Tell me a situation where Lanturn doesn't win, and I will tell you of lies!

This guy is both Grass AND ground, so GG for Water and Electricity.
Quote from: VirusClock;1453426
This guy is both Grass AND ground, so GG for Water and Electricity.
But water attacks still do 1x damage to him. And grass type is already resistant to electric.
Fuck you guys, I have my Eevee working for me. Eevee is the motherfucking best, motherfuckers.
Quote from: Thor;1453419Battle against a grass type. Such as exeggutor.
Blocks out the sun with a storm created by Thunder. Plant dies
Quote from: VirusClock;1453426
This guy is both Grass AND ground, so GG for Water and Electricity.
When you use a physical attack on Lanturn, the... grassy earthy thing gets paralysed. Lanturn wins
Quote from: ElementsClock;1453443Fuck you guys, I have my Eevee working for me. Eevee is the motherfucking best, motherfuckers.
Lanturn just sits on Eevee, and it gets crushed to death.
Lanturn wins again!
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453454Blocks out the sun with a storm created by Thunder. Plant dies
My exeggutor has sunny day. And its ability makes it twice as fast in strong sun so I can solar beam your ass before you can make it rain.
Also, thunder doesn't cause rain you idiot. Rain makes thunder to always hit though.
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453458Lanturn just sits on Eevee, and it gets crushed to death.
Lanturn wins again!
Nothing can defeat an Eevee, motherfucker.
Quote from: Thor;1453460My exeggutor has sunny day. And its ability makes it twice as fast in strong sun so I can solar beam your ass before you can make it rain.
Also, thunder doesn't cause rain you idiot. Rain makes thunder to always hit though.
Solar Beam missed, try again
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453465Solar Beam missed, try again
Too bad solar beam has 100% accuracy and can't miss.
Quote from: ElementsClock;1453462Nothing can defeat an Eevee, motherfucker.
Eevee- "make love, not war"
Your Eevee is a pacifist, he gives Lanturn a present
Quote from: Thor;1453468Too bad solar beam has 100% accuracy and can't miss.
Supersonic makes you drunk like Yeltsin, you can't help but miss
Quote from: Thor;1453468Too bad solar beam has 100% accuracy and can't miss.
you're thinking of swift
you need to pokemon more
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453471Supersonic makes you drunk like Yeltsin, you can't help but miss
That's not what the move supersonic does.
Do you even know what pokemon is?
Quote from: Thor;1453473That's not what the move supersonic does.
Do you even know what pokemon is?
Why so serious?
Lanturn is still winning
Quote from: Joey 53225;1453472you're thinking of swift
you need to pokemon more
When you use sunny day, solarbeam hits 100%.
Quote from: Joey 53225;1453472you're thinking of swift
you need to pokemon more
A lot of moves have 100% accuracy. Swift was just unique in that moves that lower accuracy or raise evasion don't work.
Quote from: ElementsClock;1453478When you use sunny day, solarbeam hits 100%.
Actually it always has that much accuracy. Sunny day just makes it so it doesn't need a turn to charge up.
Quote from: Thor;1453460My exeggutor has sunny day. And its ability makes it twice as fast in strong sun so I can solar beam your ass before you can make it rain.
Also, thunder doesn't cause rain you idiot. Rain makes thunder to always hit though.
Haha, I love you. Brings back memories of me doing the Elite 5/4 whatever the fuck number it is. :D
Quote from: VirusClock;1453483Haha, I love you. Brings back memories of me doing the Elite 5/4 whatever the fuck number it is. :D
elite 4 + the champion.
Quote from: Thor;1453481Actually it always has that much accuracy. Sunny day just makes it so it doesn't need a turn to charge up.
Oh, I see.
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Lanturn never fails
I caught a motherfucking shiny eevee, motherfucker.
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453488
Lanturn never fails
it does when it's not from the first series
Quote from: ElementsClock;1453493I caught a motherfucking shiny eevee, motherfucker.
It is coated with metal to make the lustrous appearance, metal conducts electricity.
Quote from: Joey 53225;1453495it does when it's not from the first series
Lanturn did not want the attention in Red/Blue, he was busy not failing
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453497It is coated with metal to make the lustrous appearance, metal conducts electricity.
Electricity only does 1x damage to steel type.
Darkrai
animated pls
Quote from: Thor;1453505Electricity only does 1x damage to steel type.
Stop defying chemistry! Metals conduct electricity!
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453537Stop defying chemistry! Metals conduct electricity!
So? If anything it would make the attack weaker because the electricity would flow through the metal into the ground instead of through eevee.
Animated Dratini please
ChinChoa
Mew please.
I don't think virusis sill doing these. most likely because war correspondent and thor were arguing.
Quote from: Thor;1453561So? If anything it would make the attack weaker because the electricity would flow through the metal into the ground instead of through eevee.
Oh so now your into realism? Whatever happened to 1x damage?
lanturn is still not failling and shit, but your argument with troll is going on and on and on. and all you really doing is talking about fanboy crap
Your right. He's right. Night all!
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1453588Oh so now your into realism? Whatever happened to 1x damage?
You wouldn't listen to game logic so I gave you some real logic instead.
I win pokémon avatar fad #102.
Quote from: GreyClock;1453618I win pokémon avatar fad #102.
That is not exeggutor, you are incorrect.
Quote from: Thor;1453620That is not exeggutor, you are incorrect.
I googled exeggutor and you are wrong. A walking palm tree? Really?
Look at my avatar.
Look.
It's even pink now.
Jirachi
I SAID STEELIX WHAT THE FUCK HURRY IT UP
Quote from: GreyClock;1453622I googled exeggutor and you are wrong. A walking palm tree? Really?
Look at my avatar.
Look.
It's even pink now.
Fuck your bug. My walking tree is obviously superior.
Quote from: Thor;1453627Fuck your bug. My walking tree is obviously superior.
Fuck you Treebeard.
Honestly, the only creative pokemon were in red and blue. Silver and gold were alright. After that they were just pushing it. Seeming as most people on here know all the new ones is a bit...troubling. They only came out a few years ago meaning you guys played pokemon, nay, you BOUGHT pokemon when you were over 12 years old.
That is all.
^ Chimchar owns
Quote from: Andrew;1453642Honestly, the only creative pokemon were in red and blue.
A turtle is creative? A bird is creative? A bird with a stick is creative? A butterfly is creative?
First addition had the best pokemon, but not because it was creative. They're great because they're not crazy-ass shit and had simple designs.
one could argue that simplicity is more creative than GREY BLOCK ATTACHED TO RED BLOCKS AND IT CAN FLY AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
how many people before pokemon were like "well what if a turtle could shoot water and it was fighting a frog dog thing with a plant on its back"
after red & blue was when they started doing the forgettable dumb ones that looked more like monster rancher or digimon things than pokemon
like, the only one I can think of is snubble. snubble. that shit's stupid as hell.
diamond and pearl was a good return to form
monkey with butt on fire
turtle with leaf on head
penguin that squirts water
A good pokemon design can be summed up in 2 or 3 words.
Quote from: Thor;1453627Fuck your bug. My walking tree is obviously superior.
Beetles eat wood.
EDIT: Weevils, to be specific.

Remind you of anything?
MMMM CLAYDOL!!
(Animated please)
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1453625I SAID STEELIX WHAT THE FUCK HURRY IT UP
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1453564Animated Dratini please
Bump
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1453564Animated Dratini please

Thatll be 50 cc
Quote from: Plug Clock;1453741Thatll be 50 cc
Gay glitter cartoon Dratini =/=Big animated Dratini sprite
what about me greyclock :(
real cats choose one of the original pokeymons not these new fags. Pokeymon red and blue for life yo.
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Link to other Pokémon shit. (http://www.destructoid.com/real-life-pokemon-30588.phtml)
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1453742Gay glitter cartoon Dratini =/=Big animated Dratini sprite
I'd make a glittery Dratini sprite, but I don't know how to make crap
Quote from: INoodle;1453785Link to other Pokémon shit.

This is the only good picture out of those.
Quote from: Joey 1337;1453791
This is the only good picture out of those.
The Ekans was alright as well, just badly done.
sorry I'm good
/whore
Quote from: PirateClock;1453780real cats choose one of the original pokeymons not these new fags. Pokeymon red and blue for life yo.
In my defense, Carnivine looks like it could have been one of the original 151.
I demand Swinub and am surprized no one asked for this one yet.
Quote from: Slurpee;1453646like, the only one I can think of is snubble. snubble. that shit's stupid as hell.
Snubble shouldn't represent gold and silver, or ruby and sapphire. Snubble was a pink dog in a dress.
You forget that gold and silver gave us TYRANITAR RAWR. There were some gems in all of the versions, but I can see how you would like red and blue for its simplicity.
i even made the avatar myself, i just need a mod to gimme it because it's bigger than 200x250 (http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/3308/80106_huge_mew.png)
mmmmm
I've always liked the starters. They have always been interesting
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1454173I've always liked the starters. They have always been interesting
Oh, for sure.
Unown.
Also surprised nobody has asked for Mudkip.
Quote from: Joey 539268;1454187Unown.
Also surprised nobody has asked for Mudkip.
Which letter?
O.
Quote from: Joey 42010;1454193Which letter?
D.
jigglypuff
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Blasphemy!
MAGIKARP.
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1454246
Blasphemy!
Aww, what a cute Char-
Wait a second! That's no Charmander!
Missingno, Just kidding.
Bagon; he was always one of my favorites. And did I mention I love you man? _praiz_
PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP???
BULBASAUR.
Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1454162Snubble shouldn't represent gold and silver, or ruby and sapphire. Snubble was a pink dog in a dress.
You forget that gold and silver gave us TYRANITAR RAWR. There were some gems in all of the versions, but I can see how you would like red and blue for its simplicity.
tyranitar is one of the stupid yu-gi-oh looking motherfuckers.
whoever has a pokemon avatar that isn't from the first series is a faggot
Quote from: Joey 53225;1454341whoever has a pokemon avatar that isn't from the first series is a faggot
yes we know how retro you are stop rubbing our noses in it you
oldschool cunt
Quote from: Joey 539268;1454187Also surprised nobody has asked for Mudkip.
maybe because that wouldn't be funny.
at all.
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1454343yes we know how retro you are stop rubbing our noses in it you oldschool cunt
motherfucker it was great back then
you kids just ruined it
I can think of one pokemon better than Geodude.
Graveler
I would like a Haunter, unless somebody has it
If not, a Snorlax, please
Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1454162Snubble shouldn't represent gold and silver, or ruby and sapphire. Snubble was a pink dog in a dress.
You forget that gold and silver gave us TYRANITAR RAWR. There were some gems in all of the versions, but I can see how you would like red and blue for its simplicity.
Tyranitar is an overused piece of shit. If you actually use this faggot in your pokemon team first learn to have some taste and then get at least a MINIMUM of creativity.
I'd also like to point out that I could more than likely one-shot him with solar beam.
Quote from: Joey 42010;1453803In my defense, Carnivine looks like it could have been one of the original 151.
No he doesn't. Green wirh red spots? The first 151 didn't have that much contrast.
Not to mention how busy the design is with pointed teeth, horns, spiked leaves, tentacles, ect.
And furthermore, what the fuck is it supposed to look like?
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1454361I can think of one pokemon better than Geodude.
Graveler
"
Quote from: VirusClock;1453199Originals > Evolved
"
Quote from: Thor;1454392No he doesn't. Green wirh red spots? The first 151 didn't have that much contrast.
Not to mention how busy the design is with pointed teeth, horns, spiked leaves, tentacles, ect.
And furthermore, what the fuck is it supposed to look like?
A venus flytrap
Finally bothered to make myself one.
LOL A REGICE
Haunter
OR
Missingno
OR
Dusclops
OR
Drifloon
OR
Benette
But mainly Haunter
toasted
GHOST POKEMON
Celebi please
I wonder if individual exeggcute eggs can survive by themselves.
Quote from: Thor;1454521I wonder if individual exeggcute eggs can survive by themselves.
That's crazy shut up no they wouldn't if you split up the brady bunch they would all die
well occasionally a head falls from an Exeggutor, and continues as an Exeggute, as in, alone, so it might be possible.
they probably team up shortly after
Quote from: PatriotClock;1453391chansey the whore skank gutter slut
yea
Quote from: Thor;1454392Tyranitar is an overused piece of shit. If you actually use this faggot in your pokemon team first learn to have some taste and then get at least a MINIMUM of creativity.
I'd also like to point out that I could more than likely one-shot him with solar beam.
Exeggutor is an overused piece of shit. If you actually use this faggot in your pokemon team first learn to have some taste and then get at least a MINIMUM of creativity.
I'd also like to point out that I could more than likely one-shot him with Hyper Beam/Dark Pulse/Crunch/Fire Fang/Earthquake. Or any combonation of any of these two, since I have 2 turns to attack you.
that doesn't work
nobody uses exeggutor
Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1454660Exeggutor is an overused piece of shit. If you actually use this faggot in your pokemon team first learn to have some taste and then get at least a MINIMUM of creativity.
I have never seen another person use an exeggutor in their team, but I have seen like 5 or 6 people use Tyranitar that overused fuck. Try thinking of a response that makes sense next time.
And this isn't about me losing to him either, because I always kill him with little trouble.
Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1454660I'd also like to point out that I could more than likely one-shot him with Hyper Beam/Fire Fang/Earthquake.
lol no
QuoteDark Pulse/Crunch
Maybe
QuoteOr any combonation of any of these two, since I have 2 turns to attack you
Only if tyranitar is your first pokemon out, and I doubt that.
Charmander!!!
Quote from: GlazedDoughnut;1454673Charmander!!!
charmander is already taken
Unown,
ChinChao/Chinchoa What ever the fuck its called, and the evolved version
Ralts/Karaprja/Gwarvadooor or whatever the fuck
The 3 Legendary Dogs (Raikou/Suicine/Entai)
Are my fravorite pokemon. I like several from the first Gen, but i cant be bothered to name them. oh, Articuno was the bollocks- allways gotta have him in any game.
See i done it myself
I want gengar
Quote from: Thor;1454669lol no
Maybe
Only if tyranitar is your first pokemon out, and I doubt that.
Tyranitar is currently the pokemon with the highest amount of standard Attack (i.e. Train a Charmander and a Larvitar at the same rate from the same level, and when they are both a Charizard and a Tyranitar, the Tyranitar will have the higher attack.), and since Earthquake is a beast move that is also Physical damage (and uses the Attack), I could almost definiately one shot you with it. Maybe not, since I forgot Tyranitar is Rock/Dark, and not Dark/Ground. I've also seem plenty of Exeggutors used by regular players, although shitty ass "I WNAT BESTEST POKAMAYN 4 ONLIEN PALY USE TYRANITR" don't use Exeggutor, because they are gay.
Also, Tyranitar doesn't need to be my first pokemon out. As long as I don't switch out mid-Solar Beam charge, I'm good. And I wouldn't be that silly.
I've never used Exeggutor, since I never could find a low level Exeggute to train with (I like them to start low so they can be beastly when at 40ish.), I don't always use him. I did use an Exeggutor in my Battle Tower team once, and I loved him.
And apparently, we both still play Pokemon, so I commend you.
tl;dr - Tyranitar could kick Exeggutor's ass, but he is still pretty cool.
Also, why hasn't anyone picked MISSINGNO?
Quote from: GlazedDoughnut;1454673Charmander!!!
you wanna fight about it! 'mon then! bring it!
Larvitar.
ITT wreckingballclock is being the 9-year-old he is.
LICKITUNG IS THE BEST POKEMON UR DUMB.
Hidden power!!1?!>?!?!
MAGNETON
Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1454686Tyranitar is currently the pokemon with the highest amount of standard Attack (i.e. Train a Charmander and a Larvitar at the same rate from the same level, and when they are both a Charizard and a Tyranitar, the Tyranitar will have the higher attack.), and since Earthquake is a beast move that is also Physical damage (and uses the Attack), I could almost definiately one shot you with it. Maybe not, since I forgot Tyranitar is Rock/Dark, and not Dark/Ground. I've also seem plenty of Exeggutors used by regular players, although shitty ass "I WNAT BESTEST POKAMAYN 4 ONLIEN PALY USE TYRANITR" don't use Exeggutor, because they are gay.
Also, Tyranitar doesn't need to be my first pokemon out. As long as I don't switch out mid-Solar Beam charge, I'm good. And I wouldn't be that silly.
Tyranitar has no hope of killing exeggutor in one move with a move that isn't the same type as him OR super effective. Even if it's critical it's still a long shot. You should be using a dark type attack or fire fang if you don't have one.
As for charging of solar beam, you're actually right that I would need to charge it. I forgot that Tyranitar has the ability that makes a sandstorm so that would cancel out my sunny day and make me recast it. You also couldn't change in mid charge by mistake because I never actually charge the move in a battle.
Quotetl;dr - Tyranitar could kick Exeggutor's ass, but he is still pretty cool.
That isn't what this is about, it's about Tyranitar being a gay pokemon to spite having good stats on paper. Wether he could beat the best pokemon (exeggutor) in a fight or not doesn't matter. What matters is that he's the single most faggoty pokemon to have an a pokemon team for any reason.
Quote from: Thor;1454711Tyranitar has no hope of killing exeggutor in one move with a move that isn't the same type as him OR super effective. Even if it's critical it's still a long shot.
As for charging of solar beam, you're actually right that I would need to charge it. I forgot that Tyranitar has the ability that makes a sandstorm so that would cancel out my sunny day and make me recast it. You also couldn't change in mid charge by mistake because I never actually charge the move in a battle.
That isn't what this is about, it's about Tyranitar being a gay pokemon to spite having good stats on paper. Wether he could beat the best pokemon (exeggutor) in a fight or not doesn't matter. What matters is that he's the single most faggoty pokemon to have an a pokemon team for any reason.
Unown 4 eva.
Quote from: Chinchou;1454713Unown 4 eva.
Unown has zero heads, so that makes him the worst pokemon. Sorry.
How good a pokemon is is measured in number of heads.
Quote from: Thor;1454714Unown has zero heads, so that makes him the worst pokemon. Sorry.
Oh shit oh shit no u dint me n mi unown boiz r gunna fuk u up, fck u u gon die now
ders liek 30 of us we gunn kill u fck u u guona die
Quote from: WarCorrespondentClock;1454361I can think of one pokemon better than Geodude.
Graveler
wrong
also, someone get zubat
Quote from: Chinchou;1454677Unown,
ChinChao/Chinchoa What ever the fuck its called, and the evolved version
Ralts/Karaprja/Gwarvadooor or whatever the fuck
The 3 Legendary Dogs (Raikou/Suicine/Entai)
Are my fravorite pokemon. I like several from the first Gen, but i cant be bothered to name them. oh, Articuno was the bollocks- allways gotta have him in any game.
How the FUCK are they dogs? Entei is a motherfucking lion and Raiku is a sbaer-toothed cat, Suicine VAGULEY looks slightly dog-like, but come ON.
Also can't beat Articuno two-shot killing every pokemon in the game with calm mind/sheer cold (assuming you can pull it off)
MAYBE MISSINGNO
parasect
hes the best half crab half fungus i know.
wigglytuff > all, had a natural 100 in my blue and could steamroll the elite 4, but i could do that at around lvl 70 too. normal type :cool:
Quote from: Poltergeisty;1454753How the FUCK are they dogs? Entei is a motherfucking lion and Raiku is a sbaer-toothed cat, Suicine VAGULEY looks slightly dog-like, but come ON.
Also can't beat Articuno two-shot killing every pokemon in the game with calm mind/sheer cold (assuming you can pull it off)
They are the 3 legendary beasts.
If you used Rock Slide on Articuno it would die. Plus, Sheer Cold only works on enemy pokemon of a lower level or equal, so it would have to be level 100. You'd also have to assume that it was faster than it's opponent.
Quote from: Thor;1454714How good a pokemon is is measured in number of heads.
By your logic, Exeggutor is not the best.
Dodrio=Exeggutor=Dugtrio
Exeggcute>Exeggutor
Exeggcute is the best Pokémon.
wailord, yes please?
Oh, I just remembered why my Lanturn always wins. It had Pokerus.
Yes, in a normal fight Lanturn sucks, mine however has Pokerus and is now a weapon of mass torrential destruction.
Quote from: Joey 42010;1454863By your logic, Exeggutor is not the best.
Dodrio=Exeggutor=Dugtrio
Exeggcute>Exeggutor
Exeggcute is the best Pokémon.
Exeggcute is 5 pokemon with 1 head that is treated as 1 pokemon with 5 heads for convenience.
Quote from: Joey 2;1454690ITT wreckingballclock is being the 7-year-old he is.
Fixed for accuracy.
I just named my LVL64 Dunsparce "DICKCHOMPA". I love him.
i cant remember shit about pokemon past silver/gold. i never played any GBA pokemon games and then i got the DS one but i cant remember the pokemon names for shit. on top of that i've lost like all my skill in playing pokemon and i cant even beat the elite 4 in pearl. i'm such a lozr :c
Quote from: Joey 20358;1454963i cant remember shit about pokemon past silver/gold. i never played any GBA pokemon games and then i got the DS one but i cant remember the pokemon names for shit. on top of that i've lost like all my skill in playing pokemon and i cant even beat the elite 4 in pearl. i'm such a lozr :c
The D/P elite four is the easiest elite 4 yet what's wrong with you.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1454967The D/P elite four is the easiest elite 4 yet what's wrong with you.
i know, i have no idea whats wrong with me, i just had a shitty set of pokemon i guess
i started over my pkmn pearl recently though so time to try again
If I decide to get platinum I'm cheating and giving myself eggs of a perfect party with my diamond game. Houndour for fire type, Gardevoir for hypnosis (I'll eggmove it), aerodactyl for flying, feraligatr for surf, whatever turtwig turns into, and an hm bitch of some sort.
i need to relearn pokemon, its more advanced than the old blue/red with all these new types i havent taken the time to learn.
POW
The big change was the attack/special attack split. Now there's special fighting moves and physical psychic moves. It's weird but it makes sense. Hitmonchan's elemental punches are actually worth something now.
I actually found the Gold/Silver/Crystal Elite Four to be the easiest, they took almost no effort. In Diamond/Pearl, there were some dudes I had never seen, in addition to the fact that I never train so I had to use asshole tactics to kill everything.
Can I have a Rattata
I like the Rattata
Hyper Fang can kill anything I swear.
I abused Super Fang and Hyper Fang so much in Blue.
Quote from: Poltergeisty;1454753How the FUCK are they dogs? Entei is a motherfucking lion and Raiku is a sbaer-toothed cat, Suicine VAGULEY looks slightly dog-like, but come ON.
Also can't beat Articuno two-shot killing every pokemon in the game with calm mind/sheer cold (assuming you can pull it off)
dogs, whatever.
I just Put my Action Replay in, Make Unown able to learn any move and put all its stats up to 999, (in PP case 99) and it owns.
Because im the Bollocks.
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yes?
I WANT LILEEP
DID IT MYSELF YOU FUCK
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yes?
I had one of these but the rare version, you know, the one's that are super-hard to find
Quote from: PimpClock;1455231I had one of these but the rare version, you know, the one's that are super-hard to find
You mean a Shiny Bidoof?
Quote from: Chinchou;1455236You mean a Shiny Bidoof?
Yeah a shiny one, found it on my way to this place and I kept getting into battles so I was about to use a repel, then this thing showed up
Well, with the pokeradar thing or whatever you could get a shiny version of a lot of pokemon, it could take a while, though. Plus, if you screwed up then you'd have to start all over again and that was very annoying.
The pogeyman movie was on yesterday
I would be a liar if I said I didn't watch it for 10 minutes
I'm still here guys, just keep posting. Been having busy days with university shit D:
Quote from: VirusClock;1455279I'm still here guys, just keep posting. Been having busy days with university shit D:
Can you please do me now, Virus?
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1455282Can you please do me now, Virus?
whoa there nelly, you already have one
besides i got here first
Quote from: Joey 5t634634;1455306whoa there nelly, you already have one
besides i got here first
Yeah, but I want a big one, and yes, I don't know how to enlargen it.
Yes, go on and laugh.
SHUT UP BITCH THIS AIN'T FUCKING SCHOOL YARD I'M GETTING ONE FIRST!
Quote from: Joey 5t634634;1455321SHUT UP BITCH THIS AIN'T FUCKING SCHOOL YARD I'M GETTING ONE FIRST!
OVER MY DEAD BODY!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
DISCOBALL'S DRATINI VS. CARMELAPPLE'S THREAD CAT
Quote from: VirusClock;1455279I'm still here guys, just keep posting. Been having busy days with university shit D:
Yeah, college sucks like that sometimes, or all the time... whichever seems to happen more to you.
Quote from: Joey 5t634634;1455306whoa there nelly, you already have one
besides i got here first
But I love that cat, he's such a pimp
I recently found my old pokemon yellow game and am currently on a nostalgia high. Wheeee!
Anyways I want to be pidgeot please.
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Wabbafet
Ok, I give in to this awesome fad
Jirachi please.
BUMPDATED
Shedinja.
I ONLY HAVE 1HP, BITE ME
~~~claydol...
can i has a cool version of mew? plz?
woo hoo thats sexy.
Quote from: Joey 66834;1455597Wabbafet
Hey now I have a copyright on wobbly bob.
Gameboy Pokemon? Cool
oldskooled?
shweet
Quote from: HomerSimpClock;1456152can i has a cool version of mew? plz?
No, because you haven't even read the thread. Mew was taken a long time ago.
Torch has Celebi for his avatar already, I want Jirachi :(
halo gai s2
No thanks. My avatar is already badass (courtesy of Lotusclock)
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1456264No thanks. My avatar is already badass (courtesy of Lotusclock)
wow thanks for letting us know you are a true champ
Hey Urchin I'm sorry to say it but Shuckle actually has the highest defense.
Steelix is second, though.
Hell yes this is awesome, thank you!
Awesome
I want an Ariados :(
i still want lileep. NOW.
Oh my God, these are so amazing. I hope I get a haunter some time soon.
:o
Surprise me!
Oh hey, I got old school'd
Haha awesome
Just remember I wanted a Bagon, cause unevolved = awesome.
ITT: Virus combines the frames instead of replacing each frame.
finally
chanseys a big time whore though always poppin out eggs andd shit
get your life together chansey!
I ONLY WANT ONE IF THERES A DROWZEE FOR ME OK!
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Thanks Virus <3
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I lied, Marowak is actually my favorite pokemon. But I can't fucking upload it because of file size restrictions, how gay!
These are so fucking cool aasdfadsfasdfasfasdfasdf
I...I'm just so happy!:(
wobbuffet
This is so lame that CatClock actually seems cool in comparison. Go find a girlfriend.. Jebus..
Beedrill, please? :D
Quote from: INoodle;1456860This is so lame that CatClock actually seems cool in comparison. Go find a girlfriend.. Jebus..
Catclock is an 8 foot tall gleaming bronze mangod. He can even seduce fictional characters into reality. When he says Konata is his waifu, he isn't kidding.
Is Arbok taken?
Shit, someone already has a wobbuffet.
loudred
*Sees everyone who asked after him with one*
??????????
volteon please
I liked my gundam bicycle avatar but this typhlosion is pretty badass. Thanks virus.
Fucking bidoof man
Quote from: PoringClock;1456950Fucking bidoof man
FUCK bidoof. It's the worst pokemon ever.

This thing is what's wrong with america
look at it
LOOK AT IT
IT FEIGNS IDIOCY TO SHROUD IT'S TRUE MALEVOLENCE, WHY IS IT SO COMMON, WHY CANT WE HAVE PIDGEYS, THIS IS WHY COCA COLA DOESNT HAVE CANE SUGAR IN IT
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1456957FUCK bidoof. It's the worst pokemon ever.
You're right. Make me Bibarel instead it's 10 times better
Quote from: PoringClock;1456958You're right. Make me Bibarel instead it's 10 times better
Quote from: MCWood;1456937*Sees everyone who asked after him with one*
??????????
*roleplays*
that's your answer right there
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1456957FUCK bidoof. It's the worst pokemon ever.
one of my friends refers to it as a HM slave.
he's really useful for that, actually.
Quote from: Joey 2;1456980one of my friends refers to it as a HM slave.
he's really useful for that, actually.
If you need an hm slave early in the game geodude or onyx would be better. You can get them in the first gym town.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1456985If you need an hm slave early in the game geodude or onyx would be better. You can get them in the first gym town.
geodude or onyx can't do no surf, foo'
Quote from: Joey 2;1456987geodude or onyx can't do no surf, foo'
I started with piplup so I didn't have that problem.
I usually chose grass pokemon and I would always caze and teach it cut or rock smash and it sucked.
In other news this is an amazing avatar I love you virus you made me so happy my God I love you so
i dont know what to be ok
FUCK YEAH, DROWZEE IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER.
I REMEMBER ALWAYS SMACKING THAT FUCK AROUND WHEN HE TRIED TO EVOLVE TO BECOME HYPNOS AND SUCK DICK. THATS RIGHT HYPNOS, YOURE GAY! A TRUE DROWZEE SHOULD NEVER EVOLVE.
On the off chance that breadfruit hasn't posted, I'm going to say Gardevoir.
oh seedot yes make me seedot ok
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1457010On the off chance that breadfruit hasn't posted, I'm going to say Gardevoir.
When he sees this post he's gonna murder you.
Quote from: Joey 1337;1456272Hey Urchin I'm sorry to say it but Shuckle actually has the highest defense.
Steelix is second, though.
SHUCKLE IS GAY AND STEELIX IS BETTER FOR EVERYTHING FUCK
Steelix is useful as an hm bitch and not much else. Shuckle is awesome.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457031Steelix is useful as an hm bitch and not much else. Shuckle is awesome.
STEELIX IS THE BEST SHUCKLE FUCKING SUCKS WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHUCKLE
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1457033WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHUCKLE
SHUCKLE IS A MAN'S MAN, STEELIX IS A PUSSYWILLOW
SHUCKLE DRINKS BEER, STEELIX DRINKS MARTINIS
SHUCKLE STARTS FIGHTS, STEELIX RUNS FROM THEM
SHUCKLE GETS THE BITCHES, STEELIX IS STUCK IN THE FRIEND ZONE

THATS RIGHT SHUCKLE YOU TAP THAT ASS
Where is my ariados :concerned::(
Charmander possible with a darth vader mask?
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1456957FUCK bidoof. It's the worst pokemon ever.

This thing is what's wrong with america
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That's amazing. And also highly accurate. The bidoof is a cunning and sadistic creature.
Scizor. If that fails, Vileplume. If that fails, Zapdos.
And thanks, if you do get around to it eventually.
The worst pokemon is rattata its so pointless
Quote from: einsteinclock;1457050The worst pokemon is rattata its so pointless
rattata can kick yo ass two weeks later anytime of the day, biatch
yEAH because by that time rattatta has evolved into raticate used hyper fang and bitten me then ive died from syphillis
Hell yes
Thanks virus
That mime doll pokemon if it's not taken
How about a mudkip, then?
Yay mine got bigger.
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What about Sentret? He's a generic obligatory normal type too.
Missingno.
Thanks for the Avatar, Virus.
Quote from: Louis;1457154
hahahahahaha
I love this fad so much everyone needs a pogeyman avatar
Rattata.
Hey, I still don't have the Quagsire I requested some pages back! :(
Whoever doesn't whine about not having the avatar they requested, will eventually get it; considering I'm doing this with my own personal time.
I only condone these avatars if they have bill murray on them somewhere
Thanks for the Mewtwo I love it!
I wuv you virus.
Do one you think would suit me best.
Quote from: AsshatConversation;1457306Do one you think would suit me best.

think about it for a second.
I want Zapdos plz.
Damn i wish i had a compy, im stuck with a wii
this beedrill rules, I'm totally keeping it after the fad is over.
lol wut
Yay
The Metapod one.
Voltorb maybe because hes a godamn suicide bomber and if any pokemon is not homosexuall its him
or Houndoom (who comes up with these names)
I found his description to be emo but non-homosexuall aswell: "If you are burned by the flames it shoots, the pain will never go away." AGNST.
Or Mightyena because it has the same colorscheme as I love.
But really what it boils down to is these two guys
Arceus
"It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms."
Regigigas
"There is an enduring legend that states this Pokémon towed continents with ropes."
question is which to take, the alpha or the epic giant.
Well...
Arceus has a huge colar scheme so I want it in Dark!
Gief dark Arceus!
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And no I don't handle pokemon I googled "List of pokemon" and checked out... to my not so amazement only these 5 pokemon out of 500 were worth consideration.
Anyone else in this topic is a non hetrosexuall for not choosing gardevoir which is the only hot pokemon (yeah I said it)
Quote from: AsshatConversation;1457306Do one you think would suit me best.

I mean cmon look at him
or this one right here

yeaah
I hate to get on the "ur pokemon sux" arguing like everybody else but I have to say that, with the exception of Voltorb, Propoganda has terrible taste in Pokemon.
Select one for me.
EDIT: I think there's a mistake with the frames on this one.
Thanks! I <3 my new pidgeot avatar.
Oh yay nostalgia-gasm time
Where's my Volteon? I'd very much like it.
Quote from: Joey 1337;1457462I hate to get on the "ur pokemon sux" arguing like everybody else but I have to say that, with the exception of Voltorb, Propoganda has terrible taste in Pokemon.
I was gonna throw you an insult but then I realised your own statements are bigger insults to yourself than whatever I could ever conjure.
Quote from: Joey 35982;1457479I was gonna throw you an insult but then I realised your own statements are bigger insults to yourself than whatever I could ever conjure.
Oh snap thems pokemon battlan words!
can i haz pokemon?
Quote from: Joey 35982;1457479Your own statements are bigger insults to yourself than whatever I could ever conjure.
Not true, you could insult me by suggesting that I want a Dark Arceus avatar.
Or by saying that I find Gardevoir attractive.
Quote from: Joey 1337;1457527Not true, you could insult me by suggesting that I want a Dark Arceus avatar.
Or by saying that I find Gardevoir attractive.
Dude, it's pokemon, theyre ALL gay.
It's about which is LESS gay than the rest :(
And I, being one who has no emotional attachment to any of those fugly little critters, find Dark Arceus totally rad since the guy obviously rules the univurse.
And ask BreadfruitClock if Gardevoir is hot or not. She totally is.
Quote from: Joey 35982;1457551Dude, it's pokemon, theyre ALL gay. It's about which is LESS gay than the rest
Well thats Lanturn, 'cause he definantly has two phosphoresent nodules on his head, and not penis extensions to compensate for what he is lacking.
:shifty:
zapdos zapdos zapdos
Fuck magmar is taken......hmmmm, how about Wailmer
Flareon > most others
Despite that I don't want to have it as avater, it makes the site boring and unoriginal.
Quote from: Piston;1457478Where's my Volteon? I'd very much like it.
Jolteon, It's Jolteon
I never liked Vaporeon and I'm not really a fan of Umbreon either, and Leafeon should evolve from Eevee with a leafstone.
Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1457634and Leafeon should evolve from Eevee with a leafstone.
wait, it doesn't?
Quote from: Joey 2;1457646wait, it doesn't?
You have to level eevee up in some forest (eternia forest?) near some rock.
Quote from: Joey 35982;1457551Dude, it's pokemon, theyre ALL gay.
It's about which is LESS gay than the rest :(
The only Pokemon gayer than Arceus is Darkrai.
Quote from: Joey 1337;1457675The only Pokemon gayer than Arceus is Darkrai.
+zubat,tentacool,wingull etc.
Atleast from those two you'll know they won't fag up your game unless you make them do so yourself.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457314
think about it for a second.
I want one from the first generation though because I think the new ones are too easy to get cock references from.
Hm, how about shuckle? If shuckle is taken dunsparce will do just fine.
Quote from: AsshatConversation;1457678I want one from the first generation though because I think the new ones are too easy to get cock references from.
touché
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Quote from: Joey 1337;1457675The only Pokemon gayer than Arceus is Darkrai.
I'm not sure which of them is the cheaper bastard.
Quote from: AsshatConversation;1457678I want one from the first generation though because I think the new ones are too easy to get cock references from.
Head Butt Pokemon -> Butthead -> Asshat.
The frames overlap on this one.
i want. any.
E: Damn you, polty.
Kadabra, then.
Hahahaha, screw you guys, I just made my own Pokemon avatar.
Quote from: Bobomb;1458613Hahahaha, screw you guys, I just made my own Pokemon avatar.
but it's not animated, transparent, or gigantic.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1458618but it's not animated, transparent, or gigantic.
That's right; it isn't. My control panel says I can't have an animated avatar. How come I haven't gotten my mudkip, by the way? Has it already been taken?
Quote from: Bobomb;1458629That's right; it isn't. My control panel says I can't have an animated avatar.
Weird, I don't know how clockfan accounts work.
Quote from: Bobomb;1458629How come I haven't gotten my mudkip, by the way? Has it already been taken?
Give virus some time, he's a busy man.
Swinub/Peggey plz
lotusclock has peggey
FUCK LOTUSCLOCK
Ok I want tangela.
I want kabutops ^^
This is still going on?
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make this my avatar please.
Scizor, if you please
Krabby he's my favorite
Beat this, Thor.
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Sorry MSpaint :(
Quote from: Joey 90210;1459346Beat this, Thor.
[u2]4U6hxNuzhaY[/u2]
Sorry MSpaint :(
you fucker.
Quote from: Maltese;1459144Scizor, if you please
Too late broseph. You have good taste though.
whats up with the amount of clocks who actually know/care about pokemon really
Quote from: Joey 35982;1459407whats up with the amount of clocks who actually know/care about pokemon really
They lied when they told their ages. Subtract about 10 years or so and you get their REAL AGE.
Quote from: Louis;1459361Too late broseph. You have good taste though.
OH GOD I LOVE SCIZOR. I only wish I had friends with whom I could trade with. It's not fun doing it by your lonesome self with a gameboy connecter that doesn't work.:(
I... no
no
just
I don't get it
Im out
bye
Ive been looking at these pixel Pokemon and thought maybe I could put them into something like uber minis. (http://clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=28793) Is there somewhere I can find all the ones by Virus?
Quote from: RomanClock;1459430Ive been looking at these pixel Pokemon and thought maybe I could put them into something like uber minis. Is there somewhere I can find all the ones by Virus?
Go to
bulbapedia and search for a pokemon. The animated sprites should be there.
Quote from: Louis;1459361Too late broseph. You have good taste though.
oh, that's unfortunate
how about duskull?
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1459434Go to bulbapedia and search for a pokemon. The animated sprites should be there.
Actually, instead, I could just make it so you can choose whatever pokemon you want and just upload the sprite and then save it. But it wouldn't be animated though :(
Quote from: Joey 654165 4;1459420OH GOD I LOVE SCIZOR. I only wish I had friends with whom I could trade with. It's not fun doing it by your lonesome self with a gameboy connecter that doesn't work.:(
Yeah he's fucking sweet, I was always obsessed with him whenever I played the version he was on.
Can i have a Diglett if not can i haves a Farfetch'd
I'm still waiting for mine.
Quote from: Wobbuffet;1472097I'm still waiting for mine.
Be patient, Virus is a busy man. Heck, I dont even know if he is active anymore.