So this woman on TV's older husband just died, and she's all like "but we were gonna have a baby" and shit.
Then she started screaming that she wanted his sperm and that they should take a needle and get it now while he was freshly dead.
would you like people taking your sperm after your dead?
Yes, but they'd have to make me produce it in a natural way.
Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1456722Yes, but they'd have to make me produce it in a natural way.
oh no it's all needle no blow
Um, sure. Especially if I haven't had kids yet.
They should've used a sperm bank before he died if it was really that important.
Hey it's cool with me long as I don't have to take care of the little faggots.
Quote from: Groucho Marx;1456739Hey it's cool with me long as I don't have to take care of the little faggots.
Absinthe has no paternal spirit.
"Why don't you love me, dad?"
Absinthe makes gaybabies
Quote from: Groucho Marx;1456739Hey it's cool with me long as I don't have to take care of the little faggots.
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If I get fucked when I'm dead I don't care what they do with the sperm.
Only if its used to clone me
if anyone is dead why give a sh*t!
What the hell are you watching?
Quote from: RabidClock;1456844What the hell are you watching?
Bold and the Beautiful?
That or Dr. Phil
My daddy is a sperm-filled needle.
Quote from: ClockCrew;1456894My daddy is a sperm-filled needle.
My dad could beat up your dad.
Quote from: Joey 42010;1456898My dad could beat up your dad.
My dad could beat up both your dads.
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My dad could rape both your dads.
my dads a milkman
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