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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Steve on November 26, 2008, 05:17:13 PM

Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2008, 05:17:13 PM
So this woman on TV's older husband just died, and she's all like "but we were gonna have a baby" and shit.

Then she started screaming that she wanted his sperm and that they should take a needle and get it now while he was freshly dead.

would you like people taking your sperm after your dead?
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: Slash on November 26, 2008, 05:19:33 PM
Yes, but they'd have to make me produce it in a natural way.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1456722Yes, but they'd have to make me produce it in a natural way.
oh no it's all needle no blow
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 26, 2008, 05:24:14 PM
Um, sure. Especially if I haven't had kids yet.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: joliet_jane on November 26, 2008, 05:40:24 PM
They should've used a sperm bank before he died if it was really that important.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 26, 2008, 05:42:19 PM
Hey it's cool with me long as I don't have to take care of the little faggots.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: DiscoBallClock on November 26, 2008, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Groucho Marx;1456739Hey it's cool with me long as I don't have to take care of the little faggots.
Absinthe has no paternal spirit.
"Why don't you love me, dad?"
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 26, 2008, 05:47:21 PM
Absinthe makes gaybabies
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: miracle fruit on November 26, 2008, 07:32:21 PM
Quote from: Groucho Marx;1456739Hey it's cool with me long as I don't have to take care of the little faggots.
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Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: Heliopios on November 26, 2008, 07:37:14 PM
If I get fucked when I'm dead I don't care what they do with the sperm.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: patriotclock on November 26, 2008, 07:53:09 PM
Only if its used to clone me
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 26, 2008, 08:26:20 PM
if anyone is dead why give a sh*t!
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: RabidClock on November 26, 2008, 08:33:59 PM
What the hell are you watching?
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: WarCorrespondentClock on November 26, 2008, 08:48:02 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1456844What the hell are you watching?

Bold and the Beautiful?
That or Dr. Phil
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: VirusClock on November 26, 2008, 10:27:01 PM
My daddy is a sperm-filled needle.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 26, 2008, 10:33:14 PM
Quote from: ClockCrew;1456894My daddy is a sperm-filled needle.

My dad could beat up your dad.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 26, 2008, 10:36:57 PM
Quote from: Joey 42010;1456898My dad could beat up your dad.

My dad could beat up both your dads.

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Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: VirusClock on November 26, 2008, 10:38:07 PM
My dad could rape both your dads.
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: peyoteclock on November 26, 2008, 10:43:17 PM
my dads a milkman
Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 26, 2008, 10:49:25 PM
Quote from: peyote;1456905my dads a milkman

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Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: einsteinclock on November 27, 2008, 05:14:31 AM
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Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 27, 2008, 05:26:50 AM
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Title: Only in American Drama
Post by: einsteinclock on November 27, 2008, 05:51:53 AM
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