Just telling you this in general because I was under the impression that this is actually a blog and not a forum.
I pissed and it went out in two streams
taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic
Quote from: Joey 53225;1457042taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic
taking a piss after sex is awsome
im pissing right now
My piss smells like sugar puffs
I'm eating cheap cornflakes and it doesn't taste very good!
You know some people find it really hard to pee and poop at the same time. I find it relatively easy.
Quote from: LOG CABIN CLOCKTOPIAN;1457079I read somewhere that most folks can't pee with an erection. I wonder if they just didn't because they'd have to practically snap their penis in half to angle it right.
It actually stings when I pee with an erection. Feels like there's too much pressure in the tubing. Maybe you just have a limp noodle.
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1457081limp noodle.
Why hello.
I need a piss, but am too lazy to move the bathroom yet motivated enough to make tea.
Maybe because I don't impersonate the shit I see on Moid.org
its easy!
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Quote from: Joey 53225;1457042taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic
^THIS
Sup guys took a piss again just letting you know because it's important!
Quote from: LOG CABIN CLOCKTOPIAN;1457079I read somewhere that most folks can't pee with an erection. I wonder if they just didn't because they'd have to practically snap their penis in half to angle it right.
i can because it's my super power
This thread ain't Gd up enough
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big deal. I threw up 2-3 times yesterday because of a piece of bad cheesecake.
Oh god, that goddamn cheesecake. Knocked me out all day.