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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Odo on November 27, 2008, 04:31:26 AM

Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: Odo on November 27, 2008, 04:31:26 AM
Just telling you this in general because I was under the impression that this is actually a blog and not a forum.
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 27, 2008, 04:38:25 AM
I pissed and it went out in two streams
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: DillClock on November 27, 2008, 04:51:48 AM
taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: einsteinclock on November 27, 2008, 05:59:57 AM
Quote from: Joey 53225;1457042taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: killerbite on November 27, 2008, 06:09:01 AM
taking a piss after sex is awsome
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 27, 2008, 06:34:22 AM
im pissing right now
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 27, 2008, 06:38:58 AM
My piss smells like sugar puffs
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: GreyClock on November 27, 2008, 07:32:01 AM
I'm eating cheap cornflakes and it doesn't taste very good!
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 27, 2008, 07:53:27 AM
You know some people find it really hard to pee and poop at the same time. I find it relatively easy.
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 27, 2008, 08:01:49 AM
Quote from: LOG CABIN CLOCKTOPIAN;1457079I read somewhere that most folks can't pee with an erection. I wonder if they just didn't because they'd have to practically snap their penis in half to angle it right.

It actually stings when I pee with an erection. Feels like there's too much pressure in the tubing. Maybe you just have a limp noodle.
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: INoodleClock on November 27, 2008, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1457081limp noodle.

Why hello.

I need a piss, but am too lazy to move the bathroom yet motivated enough to make tea.
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 27, 2008, 10:46:06 AM
Maybe because I don't impersonate the shit I see on Moid.org
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: PaperClipClock on November 27, 2008, 11:42:04 AM
its easy!
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: coalclock on November 27, 2008, 12:24:44 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.durbanbud.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Ffolsom_piss.jpg&hash=16c1abb40e179460a7260dd0c57c96409e2f9e7c)
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: Sigma on November 27, 2008, 12:29:58 PM
Quote from: Joey 53225;1457042taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic

^THIS
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: Odo on December 02, 2008, 02:21:57 AM
Sup guys took a piss again just letting you know because it's important!
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: WrenchClock on December 02, 2008, 02:29:35 AM
Quote from: LOG CABIN CLOCKTOPIAN;1457079I read somewhere that most folks can't pee with an erection. I wonder if they just didn't because they'd have to practically snap their penis in half to angle it right.

i can because it's my super power
Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: Sombra on December 02, 2008, 02:35:12 AM
This thread ain't Gd up enough

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Title: Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
Post by: Wind-up Clock on December 02, 2008, 06:33:21 AM
big deal. I threw up 2-3 times yesterday because of a piece of bad cheesecake.

Oh god, that goddamn cheesecake. Knocked me out all day.