Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: MarshmallowClock on November 28, 2008, 12:28:15 AM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on November 28, 2008, 12:28:15 AM
That's right, now you, yes you, can own your very own designated left sock!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=270309552075
Have you ever gone to remove your socks from the laundry only to find your right sock but your left has gone missing? must your right sock really live a life without a companion? well NO LONGER! because my left sock was abandoned by my right sock, It is my gift to you. and my gift to your lonely right sock. Don't waste your time buying a new pair of socks only to still remain with an odd number. are you lonely and have no friends? horny but have no babes? not for long (maybe) well if you buy this sock hot chicks MAY become attracted to you also. do you ever wonder what sock goes on what foot? i mean come on they all look alike BUT NOT THIS SOCK The beautiful word "left" has been hand written by a trained professional. never will you put your socks on the wrong foot again. ever wanted to win the lottery well everyone knows u cant win the lottery with a right sock alone you will not regret this.(maybe) but it is truly a sock. of epic character.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=270309552075
Have you ever gone to remove your socks from the laundry only to find your right sock but your left has gone missing? must your right sock really live a life without a companion? well NO LONGER! because my left sock was abandoned by my right sock, It is my gift to you. and my gift to your lonely right sock. Don't waste your time buying a new pair of socks only to still remain with an odd number. are you lonely and have no friends? horny but have no babes? not for long (maybe) well if you buy this sock hot chicks MAY become attracted to you also. do you ever wonder what sock goes on what foot? i mean come on they all look alike BUT NOT THIS SOCK The beautiful word "left" has been hand written by a trained professional. never will you put your socks on the wrong foot again. ever wanted to win the lottery well everyone knows u cant win the lottery with a right sock alone you will not regret this.(maybe) but it is truly a sock. of epic character.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 28, 2008, 01:10:30 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 28, 2008, 01:10:30 AM
I want socks with toes.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fqjphotos.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Ffivetoesocks.jpg&hash=677c946a71df2f910d1b09e3d93c9c574a17f247)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fqjphotos.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Ffivetoesocks.jpg&hash=677c946a71df2f910d1b09e3d93c9c574a17f247)
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: LuxenbergClock on November 28, 2008, 01:17:18 AM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on November 28, 2008, 01:17:18 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457522
WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: MarshmallowClock on November 28, 2008, 01:39:13 AM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on November 28, 2008, 01:39:13 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457522I want socks with toes.
who walks around in public in just their socks?
that's grimy.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 28, 2008, 01:44:10 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 28, 2008, 01:44:10 AM
Quote from: Dagwood;1457531who walks around in public in just their socks?
that's grimy.
Kool Kids like your uncle flounderman.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: DillClock on November 28, 2008, 02:13:33 AM
Post by: DillClock on November 28, 2008, 02:13:33 AM
someone buy it, put it on their cock, take a picture, and send the picture to the guy that sold it
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: HeinekenClock on November 28, 2008, 07:04:06 AM
Post by: HeinekenClock on November 28, 2008, 07:04:06 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457522I want socks with toes.That looks disturbing
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: EnglishClock on November 28, 2008, 09:25:39 AM
Post by: EnglishClock on November 28, 2008, 09:25:39 AM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1457598That looks disturbing
Not unlike your mom!
:hi5:
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2008, 11:14:47 AM
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2008, 11:14:47 AM
to be honest i can't tell which sock is my left and right i just sling the fuckers on
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: YoYoClock on November 28, 2008, 11:25:19 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on November 28, 2008, 11:25:19 AM
Quote from: Zack Fair;1457635to be honest i can't tell which sock is my left and right i just sling the fuckers on
yeh man socks dont have a particular foot. they just go on eithre
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: poopbutt on November 28, 2008, 11:46:12 AM
Post by: poopbutt on November 28, 2008, 11:46:12 AM
Quote from: YoYoClock;1457637yeh man socks dont have a particular foot. they just go on eithreBut not this sock! Custom made for the left foot!
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: coalclock on November 28, 2008, 12:56:29 PM
Post by: coalclock on November 28, 2008, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457522I want socks with toes.
That makes me feel sick!
I can't stand things between my toes.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 28, 2008, 01:00:01 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 28, 2008, 01:00:01 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457522I want socks with toes.Those socks look... comfortable.
[socks with toes]
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: Bigglesnoots on November 28, 2008, 01:14:58 PM
Post by: Bigglesnoots on November 28, 2008, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1457613Not unlikeyou mean as in the word "like" ?
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: GlazedDoughnut on November 28, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Post by: GlazedDoughnut on November 28, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
I wonder if that guy is selling a sock for the right foot too?
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: peyoteclock on November 28, 2008, 01:35:31 PM
Post by: peyoteclock on November 28, 2008, 01:35:31 PM
wow at all the people who've never seen toe socks before, they were really popular with broads.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: peyoteclock on November 28, 2008, 01:40:11 PM
Post by: peyoteclock on November 28, 2008, 01:40:11 PM
Quote from: peyote;1457702they were really popular with broads.
oh wait, clock crew.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 28, 2008, 04:35:05 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 28, 2008, 04:35:05 PM
Sorry peyote, not everybody can be kewl kidz like us.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2008, 04:48:54 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2008, 04:48:54 PM
Reminds me of that episode of Ren and Stimpy where they go into a black hole and then find a mountain of all the world's missing left socks.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: BunnyClock on November 28, 2008, 06:21:16 PM
Post by: BunnyClock on November 28, 2008, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: peyote;1457707oh wait, clock crew.
Lmao you're a fucking nerd, peyote
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: TeddyBear on November 28, 2008, 08:43:50 PM
Post by: TeddyBear on November 28, 2008, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457522Those look amazing. I really want to find those right now.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 28, 2008, 08:53:45 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 28, 2008, 08:53:45 PM
Toe socks are like normal socks, but gayer, and colder
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: TeddyBear on November 28, 2008, 11:21:29 PM
Post by: TeddyBear on November 28, 2008, 11:21:29 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1457930Toe socks are like normal socks, but gayer, and colderI happen to like toe socks.
And knee socks.
Title: Now on eBay... A LEFT SOCK!!
Post by: Solenoidclock on November 28, 2008, 11:50:54 PM
Post by: Solenoidclock on November 28, 2008, 11:50:54 PM
The only toe socks I've ever seen are the ones with brightly colored circumferential stripes.