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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: CaulkClock on November 28, 2008, 07:05:55 AM

Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: CaulkClock on November 28, 2008, 07:05:55 AM
At around 19 onwards. Fuck it, i'm gonna go drink heavily as I do usually.

To make this thread not a  "ITS MAH BIRTHDAY" thread, post about your lacking birthday and/or shitty gifts.

None of my cards had money in, seriously
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on November 28, 2008, 07:41:22 AM
YOU COCK
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Asshatclock on November 28, 2008, 07:53:02 AM
My birthday became boring at my 18th.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: GodClock on November 28, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
on my 18th birthday i went to medieval times so fuck you guys because that shit rules
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: HeinekenClock on November 28, 2008, 08:02:17 AM
Birthdays are only pointless if you don't have any friends.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on November 28, 2008, 08:06:03 AM
Quote from: Joey 20358;1457603on my 18th birthday i went to medieval times so fuck you guys because that shit rules

DOWN DOWN DOWN

RED KNIGHT GOING DOWN
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Biblo on November 28, 2008, 08:08:08 AM
Quote from: CaulkClock;1457599None of my cards had money in, seriously

Caulk is the real victim
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: PirateClock on November 28, 2008, 08:10:13 AM
when you're a kid your birthday revolves around you, when you get older it revolves around your guests.

The good part is that you only have 1 day a year you have to waiter your friends but several other days that they waiter you (depending on how many friends you have)
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: HeinekenClock on November 28, 2008, 08:26:09 AM
Quote from: PirateClock;1457610when you're a kid your birthday revolves around you, when you get older it revolves around your guests.

The good part is that you only have 1 day a year you have to waiter your friends but several other days that they waiter you (depending on how many friends you have)

Hmm I usually do some of the waiting but it's usually self-service.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: INoodleClock on November 28, 2008, 09:34:07 AM
Birthdays are still good, all your friends and some strangers buy you drinks and no matter how smashed you get the excuse "it's my birthday" lets you get away with it and a free cab home.

Yeah birthdays rock, go clubbing or something. :D
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Post by: Slash on November 28, 2008, 09:52:22 AM
Birthday already become pointless after your 16th, and even a couple before that one aren't what they used to be.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Fireman on November 28, 2008, 10:02:29 AM
they haven't become pointless for me yet, I've always gotten a cake so I'm happy.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 28, 2008, 10:11:46 AM
I hate birthdays. I don't really care about presents, its trying to organize a party or a night out drinking and you get sixty million "maybes" from your so-called friends and like 3 people actually show up. Then during the year, each of those sixty million pricks expect you to go to their shitty birthday thing.

Quote from: FIREMAN;1457624they haven't become pointless for me yet, I've always gotten a cake so I'm happy.

Once you've had your 18th, its downhill from there
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Fireman on November 28, 2008, 10:23:42 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1457625I hate birthdays. I don't really care about presents, its trying to organize a party or a night out drinking and you get sixty million "maybes" from your so-called friends and like 3 people actually show up. Then during the year, each of those sixty million pricks expect you to go to their shitty birthday thing.

I normally just get all my really good friends, no point in inviting other people cause they wouldn't really give a shit either way.

QuoteOnce you've had your 18th, its downhill from there

that sounds rather lame ]:
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Post by: rasher on November 28, 2008, 10:34:41 AM
Birthdays tend to be shit sometimes anyway. . .
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: miracle fruit on November 28, 2008, 10:49:59 AM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1457606Birthdays are only pointless if you don't have any friends.

yeah are you guys kidding me, i cant wait till my 19+ birthdays, why dont you guys rent a limo or something and get smashed
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: YoYoClock on November 28, 2008, 10:50:45 AM
you guys are makin me sad, my 18th is jan the 3rd =(
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on November 28, 2008, 11:39:53 AM
Depends on what you call a party.
If a party is music/cake/candles/classmates inviting and a jolly time then I quit those after my 12th birthday.
The usual partys henceforth either consist of having a good time with a couple friends, going out to lunch/pool or something like that or a home alone party where I can get the shit wasted out of me.
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Post by: Steve on November 28, 2008, 11:46:07 AM
give us the money
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Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2008, 01:34:34 PM
Patton Oswalt had something to say about birthdays.
[FLASH]http://files.myfrogbag.com/36w1gs/Patton%20Oswalt%20Birthday.swf width=20 height=20[/FLASH]
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Post by: GlazedDoughnut on November 28, 2008, 01:36:47 PM
As long as you get presents on your birthday, birthdays will never be pointless.
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Post by: coalclock on November 28, 2008, 01:37:42 PM
Yeah now the only good thing about my birthday is that I have the only say in what clubs/pubs we go.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2008, 01:44:15 PM
Patton Oswalt agrees with you guys on birthday.
[FLASH]http://files.myfrogbag.com/36w1gs/Patton%20Oswalt%20Birthday.swf width=20 height=20[/FLASH]
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: PirateClock on November 28, 2008, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1457611Hmm I usually do some of the waiting but it's usually self-service.

classy
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: LuxenbergClock on November 28, 2008, 04:13:54 PM
Quote from: GlazedDoughnut;1457704As long as you get presents on your birthday, birthdays will never be pointless.

i didn't get anything but a jacket last year cause my birthday is in january
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: patriotclock on November 28, 2008, 04:16:39 PM
why make your own birthday thread thats sad
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Sigma on November 28, 2008, 04:18:57 PM
All of my friends are gone for the holidays because my birthday is 2 days after christmas.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: Slash on November 28, 2008, 04:19:13 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1457789why make your own birthday thread thats sad

It's not really a birthday thread, It's a "hey you guy's ever think of X? yeah X is Y"
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: LuxenbergClock on November 28, 2008, 04:26:05 PM
man that's a huge autoplay
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: peyoteclock on November 28, 2008, 04:33:53 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1457606Birthdays are only pointless if you don't have any friends.

so you probably don't even remember when your birthday is do you.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: CaulkClock on November 28, 2008, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1457789why make your own birthday thread thats sad
A-BUH NO I CLEARLY STATED THIS IS A SHITTY BIRTHDAY THREAD.

Also I got a cake that wasn't dry this year. That was nice. £15 too.
Title: Birthdays Become Pretty Pointless
Post by: YoYoClock on November 28, 2008, 05:42:05 PM
Quote from: coal;1457785i didn't get anything but a jacket last year cause my birthday is in january

 my birthdays in january and I get presents