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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: k0ma on December 02, 2008, 12:30:58 AM

Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: k0ma on December 02, 2008, 12:30:58 AM
he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town, at least he tries
oh look it stopped snowing

my best friends from poland and um
he has a beard
but they caught him with his case
in a public place

that is what we had FEARED
Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: k0ma on December 02, 2008, 12:38:01 AM
he severed segments
secretly
you liked that
Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: k0ma on December 02, 2008, 12:38:10 AM
he always took the time to speak with me
i liked him for that
Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on December 02, 2008, 12:38:20 AM
Do you have downs?
Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: Solenoidclock on December 02, 2008, 12:39:23 AM
You need to get him to cut you a piece of a cow's diaphragm.
Just the part that's sitting right near the kidneys.
It's really chewy if you like jerky, but you can cook it however you wish.
It's the most flavorful part of the cow.
The most tender part is right above the hooves I think, but it tastes like spinach-piss and hominy.
Make sure he gives you the good part of the diaphragm so you know what I'm talking about. It'll be about a pound.
Get it stuck in your teeth.
Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 02, 2008, 01:57:33 AM
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Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 02, 2008, 01:48:46 PM
Quote from: Ninty;1460259

That would make an awesome avatar.
Title: my best friends a butcher
Post by: PowerGloveClock on December 03, 2008, 08:59:42 PM
I am a heron i have a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you don’t repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans