Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 04:42:38 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 04:42:38 AM
I wanted to go to school but found out I can't leave my house. They are putting new pavement in and there is shit blocking my door.
I am a captive in my own home!
I am a captive in my own home!
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Slurpee on December 15, 2008, 05:02:24 AM
Post by: Slurpee on December 15, 2008, 05:02:24 AM
break through the walls
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Fireman on December 15, 2008, 05:50:08 AM
Post by: Fireman on December 15, 2008, 05:50:08 AM
yeah I'm sure you don't feel pain in that robot half of you.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: MarshmallowClock on December 15, 2008, 06:48:20 AM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on December 15, 2008, 06:48:20 AM
damn i wish i had an excuse to not do anything.
literally that is an excuse to cancel everything you had planned, congratulations. i've been looking for something like that my entire life.
literally that is an excuse to cancel everything you had planned, congratulations. i've been looking for something like that my entire life.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: BlueGasMask on December 15, 2008, 06:48:57 AM
Post by: BlueGasMask on December 15, 2008, 06:48:57 AM
Do you have a back door or even a window?
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
Quote from: BlueGasMaskClock;1470724Do you have a back door or even a window?
Oh right I'm going to leave my house through a window. Anyway the doorway was only blocked for about an hour and then I went on my way.
I couldn't take the back door cause I needed my bike, which was in the garage, which is on the front of the house.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: ActionClock on December 15, 2008, 09:55:27 AM
Post by: ActionClock on December 15, 2008, 09:55:27 AM
i would go out a window. I cant stand being cooped up inside for long periods of time.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 10:53:43 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: actionclock;1470780i would go out a window. I cant stand being cooped up inside for long periods of time.
I needed my bike.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 15, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 15, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1470816I needed my bike.
That's why you walk around the house after exiting.
Who is they?
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1470823That's why you walk around the house after exiting.
Who is they?
The dudes working for my city that lay pavement?
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 15, 2008, 12:05:17 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 15, 2008, 12:05:17 PM
Wait, so your house door opens up into the ceiling?
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Bigglesnoots on December 15, 2008, 12:09:08 PM
Post by: Bigglesnoots on December 15, 2008, 12:09:08 PM
I see it the right way
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: CelticKnotClock on December 15, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
Post by: CelticKnotClock on December 15, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
use portals
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 12:22:06 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 12:22:06 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1470850Wait, so your house door opens up into the ceiling?
Yours doesn't?
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: SnakeClock on December 15, 2008, 12:36:57 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on December 15, 2008, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1470765Oh right I'm going to leave my house through a window. Anyway the doorway was only blocked for about an hour and then I went on my way.
Well that kind of killed the drama of being trapped in your house. :(
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1470869Well that kind of killed the drama of being trapped in your house. :(
I couldn't even leave my house through a window if I wanted to, unless its the first floor windows, and then I'd have to jump down and could hurt myself!
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on December 15, 2008, 12:48:42 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on December 15, 2008, 12:48:42 PM
you are an easy prey for evil corrupt secret police locking you inside your house
you should probably get the fuck out while you still can, tomorrow every piece of pavement will simply not be there
they got buggs in yo ass
you should probably get the fuck out while you still can, tomorrow every piece of pavement will simply not be there
they got buggs in yo ass
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 03:11:46 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 15, 2008, 03:11:46 PM
sheeyot
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: PowerGloveClock on December 15, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on December 15, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
lets play l4d again
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Loki Clock on December 15, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Post by: Loki Clock on December 15, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1470961I would have suggested grabbing a pipe and a news paper, going outside, lighting your pipe and beginning to read, while making a steamy deposit in the concrete as they watch in horror. When someone says anything, say "Good lord! What are these people doing in my bathroom?"
Only if you can maintain your balance while squatting. Hot pavement is not some shit you want your genitalia to mess with.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: BluezombieClock on December 15, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on December 15, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
Don't go to school I guess? What do you want us to tell you, boy?
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Sombra on December 15, 2008, 06:31:53 PM
Post by: Sombra on December 15, 2008, 06:31:53 PM
Haha Dwarf haha, should have moved out to the country like I told you to.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 15, 2008, 06:41:15 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 15, 2008, 06:41:15 PM
Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1471106Go back home to Congo dwarfThat was the Belgians who owned the Congo.
To the motherland
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 15, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 15, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
Oh. I thought you were referring to because you thought it was owned by the Netherlands.
Now I just get that that wasn't supposed to make sense.
Now I just get that that wasn't supposed to make sense.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: Sombra on December 15, 2008, 06:49:11 PM
Post by: Sombra on December 15, 2008, 06:49:11 PM
I am the Belgians.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 16, 2008, 02:46:54 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 16, 2008, 02:46:54 AM
I am the motherland.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: patriotclock on December 16, 2008, 11:44:17 AM
Post by: patriotclock on December 16, 2008, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1470816I needed my bike.
what are you 12
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: patriotclock on December 16, 2008, 11:44:48 AM
Post by: patriotclock on December 16, 2008, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1471684what are you 12
unless you meant motorcycle, in that case bitchin
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: AstronautClock on December 16, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on December 16, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1471684what are you 12:( I ride my bicycle to the train station
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: SnakeClock on December 16, 2008, 02:38:39 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on December 16, 2008, 02:38:39 PM
Quote from: Louis;1471123I am the Belgians.
Koo koo kachoo.
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 16, 2008, 03:12:09 PM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 16, 2008, 03:12:09 PM
IT'S GOO GOO G'JOOB
Title: I can't leave my house.
Post by: AnchorClock on December 16, 2008, 08:20:59 PM
Post by: AnchorClock on December 16, 2008, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1470681I wanted to go to school but found out I can't leave my house. They are putting new pavement in and there is shit blocking my door.
I am a captive in my own home!
Do what you do best, sit back and jerk off.