I hate Christmas. The happiness and jubilation make me feel sick. The repetitive christmas songs you have to hear for a month straight every year make me want to kill myself. And the cliche christmas cartoons and movies feel like a punch in the nuts.
Fuck you christmas, and fuck you people who love it. I'm going to ruin Christmas if it's the last thing I do! I'm declaring war on christmas, and plan to form a coalition of the willing. I think the people who say "happy holidays" and the Jewish conspiracy might help me out.
I've tied my heart up so it can't grow 3 sizes, and I have the ghost busters on speed dial in case some christmas spirits try to kidnap me. Christmas is doomed.
Merry Christmas!
<3
Quote from: Joey 1337;1479382Merry Christmas!
<3
Fuck you!
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I broke my bat on Johnny's head, somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed, somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug,
I made Tommy eat a bug,
bought some gum with a penny slug,
somebody snitched on me
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmassss
'cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I put a spike pit on the bottom of my chimney.
I have also taken the precautions of tightening my shoes and screwing my head on wrong.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.
Christmas used to be amazing.
Now that im older its getting shitier every year tho.
i vote his avatar be changed to a different incarnation of scrooge as patrick stewart is too awesome to reprisent him.
...i also feel michael caine will be inappropriate
Quote from: Biblo;1479519i vote his avatar be changed to a different incarnation of scrooge as patrick stewart is too awesome to reprisent him.
...i also feel michael caine will be inappropriate
how about a photoshopped picture of hitler playing scrooge
i hate christmas to its ghey
spray paint the vegtables
go crazy w/ the cheese whiz
Quote from: roboticwalrusclock;1479933i hate christmas to its ghey
no ur ghey
i prefer summer over the holiday season anytime.
It's working! I'm turning the clock crew to my side.
No, Christmas is swell.
Quote from: PirateClock;1480035i prefer summer over the holiday season anytime.
Definatly.
burn down the christmas tree !!!!!
Guys, where's your holiday spirit? :(
Quote from: Cunt's Sauce;1480045Guys, where's your holiday spirit? :(
HAHAHA HAPPY HOLIDAYS DISCOBALL! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE REST OF YOU!
Quote from: AsshatClock;1480043Definatly.
lekker op een terrasje wit biertjes drinken en naar meisjes in korte rokkjes kijken!
Quote from: PirateClock;1480051lekker op een terrasje wit biertjes drinken en naar meisjes in korte rokkjes kijken!
Of op het strand wit biertjes drinken en naar meisjes in bikinis kijken!