I was actually trying to learn Dutch when I decided, "fuck it I'm going to learn Old Norse instead."
Dutch. Bah humbug.
Quote from: Maltese;1499512now here's a guitarist that doesn't suck like steve vai, who sucks
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wtf kind of faggot is that I bet he wears that mask so that no one can find him and kick his ass when they here how shitty his guitar playing is!

See Vai plays with HEART
(get it because he has a heart guitar >w
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steve vai can't play with heart, robots don't have emotions.
HES A METAL MAN NOT A ROBOT ;w;!!
HE'S A ROBOT
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IF HE'S NOT A ROBOT, THEN WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE EXACT COPY OF HIM!?
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Quote from: Taiga Aisaka;1499494Yup Dutch sux0rz
=ω=q
You sux0rz.
I would like to learn both.
Quote from: Wobbuffet;1499534You sux0rz.
I would like to learn both.
Um excuse me n00b sauce do you know who you are talking to >w
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dis guys a cool gitairsit
jooorkenglokrks
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1499574
dis guys a cool gitairsit
fuck you, get that fucking stevie ray vaughn out of here
Quote from: Maltese;1499533IF HE'S NOT A ROBOT, THEN WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE EXACT COPY OF HIM!?

They are triplets, duh.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1499616They are triplets, duh.
THEY'RE ROBOTS
babblefish
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I win.
Quote from: TabascoClock;1499884
I win.

YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!
Quote from: Maltese;1499890
YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!
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thread fucking over
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MOVE OUT OF THE WAY FOR A REAL GUITARIST
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was that post with kerry king serious!?
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I won long ago when I posted Pete Townshend.
Quote from: TabascoClock;1499915I won long ago when I posted Pete Townshend.
man, Frank zappa is the end all win all
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Quote from: Taiga Aisaka;1499918
that drawing of an SG is horrible
the knobs are hidiously out of scale, the bridge humbucker is missing polepieces the bridge is missing saddles
the frets are all wrong
there is nothing there that's right
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You all impressed me with your great taste in music. I didn't know there were people like that still around.
Quote from: TabascoClock;1499926You all impressed me with your great taste in music. I didn't know there were people like that still around.
I blame my father
Quote from: Maltese;1499927I blame my father
I blame televison
I blame not enough people listening to Steve Vai
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wait we still playin this
kerry king is god
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any early metal guitarist > kerry king
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Quote from: ChimeClock;1499942any early metal guitarist > kerry king
slayer has been around since '82
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Quote from: ChimeClock;1499942any early metal guitarist > kerry king
correction
anyone > kerry king
Quote from: Taiga Aisaka;1499945
HA HA HA HA HA
DIMEBAG!? SERIOUSLY!?
music is not artificial harmonics every other note!
Dimebag is cool ]; he had nice pinch harmonics ;ω;
dime is god
kerry king is even more god
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guys try to listen to music, not squeeling
not redneck rock
mark morten is also god
Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1499953mark morten is also god
redneeeeeeck
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NOW THIS IS MUSIC
hell, kirk hammett can kick karry king's ass
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TRUMP CARD PULLED, YOU ALL LOSE
Guys, Townshend pretty much invented hardcore overdriven guitar sounds and inspired many of the guitar players posted here, therefore he's the best.
Quote from: TabascoClock;1499965Guys, Townshend pretty much invented hardcore overdriven guitar sounds and inspired many of the guitar players posted here, therefore he's the best.
if you want to talk about inspirational guitarists, then it all goes back to jimi hendrix, who INVENTED THE GENRE
but again
I PULLED OUT ANDREW W.K. THE ULTIMATE WINNER
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ANDREW W.K. NEVER LOSES
why.the.fuck.would.i.want.to.learn.dutch
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1499994u wanna talk music? here is biggskoo on the drums

says terry bozzio in the background, and he is the drummer of Frank Zappa
biggskoo is in a place where it says terry bozzio on the wall
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A HOW HOW HOW HOW
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1500051
A HOW HOW HOW HOW
Andrew W.K.
Quote from: Maltese;1500052Andrew W.K.
Never heard of him so he can't win in fact I'd say he loses BILLY GIBBONS RUELS.
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1500055Never heard of him so he can't win in fact I'd say he loses BILLY GIBBONS RUELS.
I'm afraid Andrew W.K. never loses sir.
it is a fundamental rule of the universe
it's only science
have you ever heard of it?
Only to Steve Vai does Andrew W.K. faulter =w=
On an OBVIOUSLY unrelated topic I would love to learn dutch and would like someone that speaks it to hit me up on AIM and help me :3
Quote from: Taiga Aisaka;1500065Only to Steve Vai does Andrew W.K. faulter
didn't you know? Steve Vai is a robotic copy of Andrew W.K.
He comes close to reaching W.K. like standards, but falls short due to being a robot
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;1500067On an OBVIOUSLY unrelated topic I would love to learn dutch and would like someone that speaks it to hit me up on AIM and help me :3
Goedenmorgen.
Most of those musicians sucked, particularly Pete Townshend.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500109Most of those musicians sucked, particularly Pete Townshend.
Man your taste must be so awesome.
Quote from: Joey 89489465456;1500126Man your taste must be so awesome.
He's seriously a massive cocksucker. Personally and musically.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500109Most of those musicians sucked, particularly Pete Townshend.
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say that again?
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500127He's seriously a massive cocksucker. Personally and musically.
if you're arguing that pete can be a bit preachy on some songs, that's really just a minor flaw.
otherwise, you're just being a dickhead
Quote from: ChimeClock;1500129if you're arguing that pete can be a bit preachy on some songs, that's really just a minor flaw.
otherwise, you're just being a dickhead
He made SXSW reschedule an entire day of the festival because he whined and complained at last moment about waking up before 2 PM. He's an arrogant cunt, and he's not good enough to be. That video made me want to throw up, by the way.
well isn't that a bit petty
Quote from: ChimeClock;1500135well isn't that a bit petty
To throw a fit when someone's life doesn't revolve around your on-stage masturbation? Yes, that's a bit petty.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500137To throw a fit when someone's life doesn't revolve around your on-stage masturbation? Yes, that's a bit petty.
i meant it's petty because it doesn't have anything to do with his actual music.
Quote from: ChimeClock;1500140i meant it's petty because it doesn't have anything to do with his actual music.
Well your issue was with me saying he was a cocksucker personally, no? Because me calling him a cocksucker musically can be seen as more of an issue with taste. Not that I don't have a logical basis for hating him as a musician, too, and for hating the music he plays.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500127He's seriously a massive cocksucker. Personally and musically.
i was arguing about that bolded part.
and really, there's loads of good musicians that can be called dicks in real life, i just don't feel like wasting my time on hating them all
The difference is that I don't think of that as a waste of time, I think of it as a necessity.
Remember that the philosophy of the artist is reflected in their art.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500144The difference is that I don't think of that as a waste of time, I think of it as a necessity.
Remember that the philosophy of the artist is reflected in their art.
philosophy does not necessarily equal to personality
if you're caring for great art based on the actual life events of the creator, you're not caring for the art
Quote from: ChimeClock;1500150philosophy does not necessarily equal to personality
if you're caring for great art based on the actual life events of the creator, you're not caring for the art
I'm saying it bleeds into the art, and I do in fact notice.
Loki you're being silly.
Loki! you just hate the musician and that is biasing your point of view to his music, in essence, you are being an asshole.
Quote from: Maltese;1500192Loki! you just hate the musician and that is biasing your point of view to his music, in essence, you are being an asshole.
ad hominem, loki wins
Ouch, win by default.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500201Ouch, win by default.
sorry what? I have dwarf on my ignore list
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1500193ad hominem, loki wins
Quote from: Maltese;1500205sorry what? I have dwarf on my ignore list
There ya go.
Quote from: Acre Clock;1500231There ya go.
funny, because that's the exact reason I put him on my ignore list in the first place
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1500175I'm saying it bleeds into the art, and I do in fact notice.
okay, but still, you should treat the "musical artist" and the "real life person" as two separate things
are all of you people gay??????
Quote from: SCSP;1503139are all of you people gay??????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?!
Quote from: RocketFetus;1503144WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?!
YOU. PEOPLE.