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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: AbsintheClock on January 25, 2009, 05:50:22 PM

Title: I love my beard
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 25, 2009, 05:50:22 PM
It gives me something to play with in public without getting arrested.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: iced tea clock on January 25, 2009, 05:54:59 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fis.blick.ch%2Fimg%2Fgen%2Ff%2FS%2FHBfSbQnH_Pxgen_r_900x675.jpg&hash=c412f136ad7ffdcebd8e908a30f1aa853ad43983)
I got rid of mine a year ago.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 25, 2009, 11:05:54 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk%2Fdata%2Fjpg%2Fdsc00179.jpg&hash=dac0e5ca684ba3134c08ac6c54eba8bea8ff40a5)
Title: I love my beard
Post by: Kombucha on January 25, 2009, 11:06:39 PM
Tomfoolery
Title: I love my beard
Post by: The Beatles on January 25, 2009, 11:10:44 PM
hair only seems to grow on my neck , no where else. But my dad had a killer beard.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 25, 2009, 11:13:09 PM
I grow pubes on my face and long silken sparkling hair on my balls.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: K3LTR0N on January 25, 2009, 11:16:16 PM
Quote from: The Beatles;1506553hair only seems to grow on my neck , no where else. But my dad had a killer beard.
neckbeard.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: miracle fruit on January 26, 2009, 12:59:28 AM
grow a fuckin neckbeard
Title: I love my beard
Post by: The Beatles on January 26, 2009, 09:39:12 AM
Yeah , I wish there was no such thing as a neck beard's.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on January 26, 2009, 09:40:00 AM
Neckbeards suck as much as the hair in your asshole
Title: I love my beard
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 26, 2009, 11:54:19 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1506551
Dude your eyes are just like a friend of mine's.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 26, 2009, 08:39:20 PM
Quote from: Joey 39592;1506780Neckbeards suck as much as the hair in your asshole
Dude, there is nothing worse than the hair around your asshole. If I could choose one part of my body to never have hair again it'd be that.

Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1506781I don't even want to think of how much anus stubble would suck.
Or anus razor burn. Crikey.
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1506782Crap, nicked my anus.

Just gonna shove that styptic pencil right on up there.
Imagine getting it waxed and having ingrown hairs all around it.

Quote from: DiscoFunkClock;1506814Dude your eyes are just like a friend of mine's.

Absinthe and I do look kinda similar in that picture now that I think about it.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: The Beatles on January 26, 2009, 08:41:20 PM
Moral of this thread, fuck neck beards.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: K3LTR0N on January 26, 2009, 08:44:07 PM
josh from drake and josh has a neck beard
Title: I love my beard
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on January 27, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1507136Dude, there is nothing worse than the hair around your asshole. If I could choose one part of my body to never have hair again it'd be that.



Imagine getting it waxed and having ingrown hairs all around it.



Oh man my friend actually did get it waxed but it turned out good
still fucked up though
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Title: I love my beard
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 27, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1507136Absinthe and I do look kinda similar in that picture now that I think about it.
Yeah, Absinthe told me over AIM it was him...still looks like a friend of mine though.
Title: I love my beard
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 27, 2009, 02:46:08 PM
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1507528No I don't wanna

DO IT OR I'LL SCREAM
Title: I love my beard
Post by: TomatoClock on January 27, 2009, 03:35:54 PM
absolute utter tomfoolery.