To the wedding of Chalk and Ivysaur
February 9th 2009
BYOB
so yeah, we're getting hitched.
Oh.
FUCK!
Seriously. I must get tickets for Australia soon :( Uhhh I suppose you will have a video to whore us, right?
Welp there you have it folks
about damn time
We're just going to pretend this never happened. Because we don't care.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1508262Seriously. I must get tickets for Australia soon :( Uhhh I suppose you will have a video to whore us, right?
totally. We can't afford a photographer so we're having everyone bring a camera so there should be tons of pics.
Make sure to show them to us!
yo me caddy and dwarfinator wanna come but we don't want to pay for plane tickets
hook us up tia
let's do some flashes to the happy couple
you're getting married in byob
0_o
that was my face when i read this.
hard time believing this.
I'm really new to the internet so,could you explain this BYOB?
!!! :O
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Quote from: Slurpee;1508272you're getting married in byob
Quote from: HazardClock;1508274I'm really new to the internet so,could you explain this BYOB?
Bring your own booze.
I have never heard of a bring your own booze wedding.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1508283I have never heard of a bring your own booze wedding.
we are classy folks you know.
PS Name your baby Bulbasaur and legally change it's name at the ages of 16 and 32.
WHY
DO
THEY
ALWAYS
SEND
THE
POOR
FUCK, i
forgot mah suit.. im the guy who will bring those card stuff 2
Hey the drinking age is only 18 there isn't it I could get hazed
Quote from: bimby;15082730_o
that was my face when i read this.
hard time believing this.
Their relationship is kinda old news but knowing the wedding is really hapenning, damn!
Quote from: Sombra;1508301Hey the drinking age is only 18 there isn't it I could get hazed
Same here.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1508304Their relationship is kinda old news but knowing the wedding is really hapenning, damn!
i knew about the realtionship. i didnt know if they were still together.
and the wedding thing shocked me.
also what kind of alcohol do you want me to illegaly export?
im from argentina we have very good wines and i dont know if you know what fernet is but you will love it.
I just noticed biggie deleted my post to make way for his c-c-c-c-combo FDDSAFLDSAK
huh, i didn't know ppl didn't know what byob means besides being the name of some lame soad song
All the booze clocks shall show up and cause a ruckus and it will be good fun for all.
Quote from: Sombra;1508315All the booze clocks shall show up and cause a ruckus and it will be good fun for all.
:cool:
Quote from: TequilaClock;1508316:cool:
:this: since today.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1508317I'm going to your wedding and I'm going to get bombed.
awesome.
Show me pics of the bridesmaids so I know how much booze I gotta bring.
Hey are you for real? If yes, than congratulations to both of you! :]
could have gave me more of a notice
I thought you guys were like 12 years old. What the hell.
Quote from: SilverClock;1508351I thought you guys were like 12 years old. What the hell.
Chalk is like 25, GET WITH THE PROGRAM SILVERCLOCK!!!!!!
Quote from: SilverClock;1508351I thought you guys were like 12 years old. What the hell.
same
I AM THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED THEM AND HELPED THIS ALL GET STARTED
<3
Once again thanks for making your wedding on the same day as my birthday. Way to steal my thunder. :(
So according to their profiles Chalk is 26 and Ivysaur is 18. I thought they were both 15 or something.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1508327Show me pics of the bridesmaids so I know how much booze I gotta bring.
Dill will be the bridesmaid.
Quote from: FrankClock;1508358Once again thanks for making your wedding on the same day as my birthday. Way to steal my thunder. :(
Guys, change of plans. Let's all go to Frank's birthday party instead.
Quote from: SilverClock;1508362Guys, change of plans. Let's all go to Frank's birthday party instead.
i would be more apt to go to franks birthday party, considering ITS IN AMERICA
Quote from: SilverClock;1508362Guys, change of plans. Let's all go to Frank's birthday party instead.
is it byob?
Quote from: FrankClock;1508358Once again thanks for making your wedding on the same day as my birthday. Way to steal my thunder. :(
anything for you buddy! :)
Not to hijack, but I am getting completely trashed on my birthday fyi.
Quote from: bimby;1508364is it byob?
Yes, I too am poor. Damn, I suck.
Frank's birthday shall be a great, wonderful mess of angry, drunken rants, and depressing insight on our bleak our lives truly are. It will be fantastic.
Still waiting for them pics.
Quote from: SilverClock;1508371Frank's birthday shall be a great, wonderful mess of angry, drunken rants, and depressing insight on our bleak our lives truly are. It will be fantastic.
I can go on the radio that night if you guys want. I already have the next day off from work. So I can stay up all night with drunken stories and rants.
Quote from: FrankClock;1508379I can go on the radio that night if you guys want. I already have the next day off from work. So I can stay up all night with drunken stories and rants.
that would be sweet. but you have to stay up until 5 in the morning so we can here it.
Quote from: ChalkberryClock;1508384that would be sweet. but you have to stay up until 5 in the morning so we can here it.
you should have planned a later date, i would have loved to been able to come :(
Quote from: Chicken Fried Steak Clock;1508386you should have planned a later date, i would have loved to been able to come :(
seriously gir? damn. sorry dude.
Quote from: Chicken Fried Steak Clock;1508386you should have planned a later date, i would have loved to been able to come :(
You can still come to my birthday party if you would like. :o
We should turn the Clock Crew into a dating site.
We actually matched people compared to those third rate sites you see commercials for.
So about those pics....
hook me up with boat tickets
im going to post in this thread for to say congrats
sounds great i will b tha wedding singer free of $$$
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1508410"here are some testimonals from our customers"
*fat 25 year old guy and fat 17 year old girl appear on screen*
Shared interests: Desperation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good luck
Quote from: SilverClock;1508432Shared interests: Desperation
Well if it works for them it can work for us. :cool:
Congrats. You guys have a paypal or something? I'd be willing to give you guys some cash as a wedding present.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1508278[flash]http://uploads.ungrounded.net/424000/424257_BOBBYANDBREAD.swf[/flsh]
Hey, a flash I'm in. Wow.
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Good luck man. I'd come but I'm pretty much on the other side of the world.
saw it coming
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1508454Good luck man. I'd come but I'm pretty much on the other side of the world.
haha thanks man. that seems to be everyone's problem. you guys need to move closer.
I'm slightly disturbed by this.
Well, the original date was on Aaron's dad's birthday, so we're really just changing whose thunder gets stolen.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1508401So about those pics....
Can't take pictures of what hasn't happened yet. ;)
It's going to be pretty low-budget, cos we po... but I've never been one for tiaras and $500 dollar cake. :500steak:
gay
In that case Fed-Ex me a slice of cake :D
Good on the both of you.
I'd attend the wedding but im broke and i wouldn't want to spoil it on you...
In Qld or Melbourne? :)
Quote from: IvysaurClock;1508500Can't take pictures of what hasn't happened yet. ;)
Does this mean you don't know who the bridesmaids are going to be or something?
I hope I'm still here when you guys post the divorce thread.
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I like this song
I hope this qualifies as an invitation. All 10,000 of us or so would cram into the Canberra Community Centre for the reception. :)
Quote from: SCSP;1508701
Cankles.
Quote from: SpinningCube;1508527In Qld or Melbourne? :)
Queensland. there's no way we could afford to have it in Melbourne. We might be making a road trip down there some time next year though. :D
who is BM?
btw flash movie is k?
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1508777who is BM?
btw flash movie is k?
ivy's uncle is going to be the best man. hes a pretty cool guy. and yeah, you can make a flash if you want to.
Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1508721I hope this qualifies as an invitation. All 10,000 of us or so would cram into the Canberra Community Centre for the reception. :)
Don't talk bout shit you don't know. Canberra is about a 12 hour drive from where Ivy and Chalk are.
Also Chalk, I'll have to come visit when you come down here. We can spam Melbourne city.
Quote from: SpinningCube;1508810I'll have to come visit when you come down here. We can spam Melbourne city.
fuck yes!
Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1508721I hope this qualifies as an invitation.
of course it does snake, and when you show up to the wedding, dripping wet and passing out from exhaustion, we will happily let you sleep in the
chapel tire swing.
So where do I send my cards to ?
Quote from: ASSHAT_lock;1509672So where do I send my cards to ?
Depends how much anthrax is in it!
Quote from: IvysaurClock;1509674Depends how much anthrax is in it!
is powdered sugar a no go?
Quote from: Herbert West;1509675is powdered sugar a no go?
Australian customs is friggin' crazy, man. They blew up our jambalaya mix and beef jerky! :(
I
like jambalaya!
Quote from: IvysaurClock;1509678Australian customs is friggin' crazy, man. They blew up our jambalaya mix and beef jerky! :(
I like jambalaya!
id kill someone for blowing my beef jerky up
Sucky thing is, we didn't really know who to blame. It was just The Australian Government in general.
Fuckers cut open everything in that care package. Cos we're totally smuggling crack in our cornmeal.
Quote from: IvysaurClock;1509682Sucky thing is, we didn't really know who to blame. It was just The Australian Government in general.
Fuckers cut open everything in that care package. Cos we're totally smuggling crack in our cornmeal.
well what can you say about a country that tried to outlaw porn?
It has been getting a lot more Orwellian lately... but that's not the point.
At least they didn't cut open our Dr. Pepper.
Shit's delicious.
Quote from: IvysaurClock;1509685It has been getting a lot more Orwellian lately... but that's not the point.
At least they didn't cut open our Dr. Pepper.
Shit's delicious.
note to self, when traveling to Australia, hide lsd in dr. pepper
Quote from: Herbert West;1509690note to self, when traveling to Australia, hide lsd in dr. pepper
Man, when Aaron got into Australia, they didn't even check his guitar.
I made a pretty drawing.
Quote from: IvysaurClock;1509691Man, when Aaron got into Australia, they didn't even check his guitar.
Dammit Chalk, would have been a perfect opportunity.
Holy shit an update!
So tomorrow we're having this shindig. Here are some pictures of the totally sweet cake Ivy and I made.
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That's an awesome cake.
If it's pecan cake, then it's the best cake in the world
You folks are hella cute in a sort of animation nerd rape kind of way. :3
Wow, and this wouldn't even have happened if it weren't for the CC. You guys should tell Tom, maybe he can do something cool for you guys.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1508278[flash]http://uploads.ungrounded.net/424000/424257_BOBBYANDBREAD.swf[/flash]
SHOW THIS AT THE WEDDING DO IT
Quote from: The Indifferent Hot Dog;1516461SHOW THIS AT THE WEDDING DO IT
I was going to do it anyway
Quote from: The Indifferent Hot Dog;1516461Wow, and this wouldn't even have happened if it weren't for the CC. You guys should tell Tom, maybe he can do something cool for you guys.
SHOW THIS AT THE WEDDING DO IT
The oopsy poopsy and scribble blood were the best.
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
Quote from: HazardClock;1516458If it's pecan cake, then it's the best cake in the world
it is pound cake with chocolate frosting! And DELICIOUS!
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1516460You folks are hella cute in a sort of animation nerd rape kind of way. :3
Quote from: The Indifferent Hot Dog;1516461Wow, and this wouldn't even have happened if it weren't for the CC.
clock crew is love. <3
Clock Crew makes me hate.
Clock Crew makes you love.
Night and day, black and white, other symbolism for opposites.
I was brought up to believe that marriage is bollocks so this all seems like madness to me.
awesome cake!
Quote from: RobClock;1508526Good on the both of you.
I'd attend the wedding but im broke and i wouldn't want to spoil it on you...
or maybe its because you're 14.
grats ivysaur and chalk. i remember ivysaur was the first person who showed me basshunter but then we never talked again and thats about it. but rock on!
Love through Clockcrew
i made a flash for tomorrow...
yep...
If you didn't live at the other end of the world, I'd go
Quote from: HazardClock;1508274I'm really new to the internet so,could you explain this BYOB?
bring your own booze retard, it's not even an internet acronym!
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1516747do you hold a grudge that it could ahve been you she would have been marrying
yes i curse chalk every time i wake up because its him with ivysaur and not me >:'C
Quote from: GodClock;1516922yes i curse chalk every time i wake up because its him with ivysaur and not me >:'C
other way for me >: (
I'm not going because you guys live far and I'm 14.
Congrats though, wish you the best.
Quote from: Herbert West;1516939other way for me >: (
Don't worry, we can share. ;)
Quote from: Munglai;1516485I was brought up to believe that marriage is bollocks so this all seems like madness to me.
Were you brought up by
[SIZE=24]COMMUNISTS!!!?????[/SIZE]
Well it's already tomorrow in Australia, I hope it all goes well.
As the antithesis to Munglai, when I was a child I always grew up thinking most everyone fell in love, got married, and had happy families. Being in a traditional Catholic family means you usually don't even learn about divorce until you're in the double-digits.
Congrats, guys!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425239
we'll be back...
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1517057Well it's already tomorrow in Australia, I hope it all goes well.
As the antithesis to Munglai, when I was a child I always grew up thinking most everyone fell in love, got married, and had happy families. Being in a traditional Catholic family means you usually don't even learn about divorce until you're in the double-digits.
Well my parents fell in love and had a happy family but added the marriage bit ten years later as a bit of an afterthought because they figured they might as well. That seems like the smart to me option since they're still together and everyone else seems to have divorced parents. Plus they're cooler than everyone else's parents and like good music and don't think drugs are bad.
Quote from: Munglai;1517213Well my parents fell in love and had a happy family but added the marriage bit ten years later as a bit of an afterthought because they figured they might as well. That seems like the smart to me option since they're still together and everyone else seems to have divorced parents. Plus they're cooler than everyone else's parents and like good music and don't think drugs are bad.
so you are on drugs right?
I wish you the best, Ivy and Chalk.
Happy wedding guys!
I would come, but I'm too busy. :(
Congratulations!
Quote from: Munglai;1517213Well my parents fell in love and had a happy family but added the marriage bit ten years later as a bit of an afterthought because they figured they might as well. That seems like the smart to me option since they're still together and everyone else seems to have divorced parents. Plus they're cooler than everyone else's parents and like good music and don't think drugs are bad.
My parents got divorced after 13 years of marriage or something!
HEY GUYS! CAN I BRING FLOWER S11
ALSO GUN WITH MAKE
well, we did it clock crew. more pics soon.
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cheers
clock cake cool!
Looking pretty damn suave there, Chalky. Congrats to you two.
I bet there was plenty of intense Frenching on your wedding night.
5 hours worth.
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;15176075 hours worth.
and I'm still up at 2:30 in the morning. :cool:
Congrats you guys!
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;15176075 hours worth.
That explains the forest fires and floods.
I love how you got married in a t shirt and sweatpants. Gahaha congratulations guys, make many clock babies.
Woop!
email me some cake
Nice pics you two ^_^
I wish you the best
Quote from: FrankClock;1508358Once again thanks for making your wedding on the same day as my birthday. Way to steal my thunder. :(
Wtf no... MY BIRTHDAY. :(
ALL THIS WEDDING CAKE IS MAKING ME WANT TO SMASH A BRO
scan of marriage license, or it didn't happen.
Quote from: Blue;1517945scan of marriage license, or it didn't happen.
good idea.
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there you go.
At last! The clock inbreeding has begun
Was Ivysaur fat? I don't remember her in that airport video being so fat, nor do I remember chalk having those huge hairy worms as eyebrows.
Quote from: GUG;1517981
there you go.
I didn't think you'd actually do that... :O
Quote from: GUG;1517981
there you go.
HEY MY MIDDLE NAME IS ERIN TOO. thought I would share.
Well I'll be a fat boy eating bad twinkies shitting myself in a public restroom. This is serious yo.
This is so fucking awkward but epic
Joke:
What did Ivysaur and Chalk do after the wedding?
Hint:
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Quote from: Ziltoid the Omniscient;1518027Joke:
What did Ivysaur and Chalk do after the wedding?
Hint:

have sweaty fat sex?
They are probably having sex right now.
don't need a condom because at no time does the penis enter the vagina
ITT the ClokCrew is cocnerned about their fornication
Your babies will be hideous.
Before the marriage, her initials were CC. Way to ruin it Chalk old boy. :(
Quote from: AbstinenthClock;1518041Guys I don't think they care I think they're just glad they're having sex instead of posting about them having sex like we are.
hey i post during sex.
Quote from: WhIsKeY ClOcK;1518580hey i post during sex.
Well, you only need one hand to type...
That's because you were berimbau.
Quote from: FrankClock;1518584Well, you only need one hand to type...
exactly.
and as they say you cant get pregnat over the internet i dont use a condom.
yikes
Congrats, guys, I wish you two the best.
Quote from: Ziltoid the Omniscient;1518027Joke:
What did Ivysaur and Chalk do after the wedding?
Hint:

I noticed that too D:
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh....
Quote from: Topcatyo;1518774I noticed that too D:
this is why we can't hyphenize.
yeah, we're going to go with rice for now. probably change that in a few months.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1518774I noticed that too D:
this is why we can't hyphenize.
yeah, we're going to go with rice for now. probably change that in a few months.
Thats my moms birthday #1
and #2 Its a horrible idea
Other than that I'm at a loss of words after looking at the pictures.
my wifes maiden name is cook as well!
rice cock
Quote from: Herbert West;1518900my wifes maiden name is cook as well!
It's less funny if she's not Australian.
You'll break CoalClock's poor little heart :(
Goldmine
Quote from: Master Bates;1518938Goldmine
Please God.
I have good feelings after looking at this thread.
Quote from: Herbert West;1518900my wifes maiden name is cook as well!
Why didn't you make a giant topic about getting married.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1518962aren't you glad you didn't try and snag that now snake?
I doubt it, now he'll never have a chance at being touched by a female.
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1519018I have good feelings after looking at this thread.
Does wonders for your self esteem, don't it.
sweet god, nice cake woa BB
FINE