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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: TequilaClock on February 01, 2009, 04:13:02 PM

Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: TequilaClock on February 01, 2009, 04:13:02 PM
Whoah.

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Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: Chalk Clock on February 01, 2009, 05:05:46 PM
wow. that is impressive. i wonder if hes just dragging the hose behind him or if its mounted under water?
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 01, 2009, 05:06:04 PM
Adding this to my birthday wishlist.
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 01, 2009, 05:07:58 PM
Fuck yes.
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: BreadfruitClock on February 02, 2009, 12:17:03 AM
i hope in the near future this will be available to do somewhere
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 02, 2009, 12:35:53 AM
I do that when I ejaculate.
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: Flounderpa on February 02, 2009, 01:41:52 AM
I believe that the power of the water thrust is so big that can cut your legs if you d a false move
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: Blue on February 04, 2009, 12:07:56 PM
Upon closer inspection, there is what appears to be a large modified jet-ski at the other end of the pipe, this is what is feeding the water to the jets, keeping the human end of the apparatus very light weight.

It's a brilliant concept really, all be it highly dangerous (unless he has some protective kill valves installed). Notice he can get some good speed out of it, if he's close to the water. I doubt the jets of water are strong enough to damage the skin at the leg level, although it would likely hurt a bit.

Possible limitations:
1) Height, as he gets higher the power of the thrust will decrease, so there will always be a hight limit based on the strength of the engines. One possible way to improve this is to use thinner pipes, reducing the amount of weight that has to be fought against by the thrust of upsurging water, but doing this will require a customized water compressor, thus increasing the expense... But it would still be worth it imo, because it would make the flying end lighter and more nimble.
2) Obviously, this thing is going to drink gas like nothing else on the water, but who cares.
Title: Real life FLUDD
Post by: Slurpee on February 04, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
anybody else get the impression it'd be a trip to talk to blue irl