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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: AbsintheClock on February 05, 2009, 11:49:33 AM

Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: AbsintheClock on February 05, 2009, 11:49:33 AM
What's up clock crew?
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 05, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
im interested
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 11:54:32 AM
Was it fun?
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2009, 11:54:56 AM
I haven't pooped in three days
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1514898I haven't pooped in three days
Have I been doing it too hard? :(
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: AbsintheClock on February 05, 2009, 12:35:06 PM
I do it like three times a day. It's great. I have like the healthiest intestinal tract ever. And it's strange because despite the fact I eat junk food, I'm still quite healthy.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 12:42:36 PM
One poopin' a day, keeps the stomachache away
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 12:43:24 PM
Which reminds me, when I get home from school I fart for like 20 straight seconds because I didn't do so the whole day.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: AbsintheClock on February 05, 2009, 01:02:18 PM
Really? I would actually do it pretty much anywhere. I thought it was hilarious to pass SBDs down the hallway.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 01:06:14 PM
I dunno, my farts really smell and I'm a bad liar.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2009, 01:35:48 PM
Farting in a crowded bus is great, nobody knows it's you and it's impossible to escape.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 01:36:47 PM
Yes, but I'm in school where people actually know me.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
I wouldn't mind giving some unknown fuckers a sniff of my guts, but I don't wanna be known as a dirty person.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2009, 01:37:50 PM
Have you ever farted in someone's mouth before? It's great.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
What exactly is great in that? The face of the person, your delight, or both?
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2009, 01:44:47 PM
The horrified twisted facial expression my victim's face, watching him choke on my rectal gasses, his eyes tearing up in agony.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 05, 2009, 01:46:42 PM
Lovely.
Title: I just took a dump.
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 05, 2009, 04:10:37 PM
Quote from: DiscoFunkClock;1514925Which reminds me, when I get home from school I fart for like 20 straight seconds because I didn't do so the whole day.
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