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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: BluezombieClock on February 13, 2009, 04:20:53 PM

Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: BluezombieClock on February 13, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: Blue on February 13, 2009, 04:22:54 PM
holy fucking shit....

I've heard of younger, but seeing a pic like that is just sickening.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: PirateClock on February 13, 2009, 04:23:03 PM
holy shit imagine being stuck with that ugly bitch all your life.


“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

haha

He could be a granddad by the time he's 26!
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: PirateClock on February 13, 2009, 04:24:41 PM
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

haha

He could be a granddad by the time he's 26!
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: buttplug on February 13, 2009, 04:25:32 PM
Gross. Look at the chick he is with, I'll bet she raped that poor kid.
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Post by: YoYoClock on February 13, 2009, 04:25:42 PM
yeh this is all everyones talking about today

man i hate the people in this country
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: BluezombieClock on February 13, 2009, 04:26:39 PM
Yeah I know! He's probably too young to tell the difference between hot or not.

He's basically fucked for life.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on February 13, 2009, 04:31:31 PM
That's fucked up.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 13, 2009, 04:39:18 PM
Haha what the fuck?
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Post by: berimfuckyoubau on February 13, 2009, 04:43:46 PM
i use condom not only because iads can kill me but because i would kill myself if i had a son.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: GodClock on February 13, 2009, 04:44:01 PM
wowz
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 13, 2009, 04:45:23 PM
I wish I was that cool.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on February 13, 2009, 04:46:45 PM
I've even seen mother at 11 so this doesn't really surprise me..
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 13, 2009, 04:51:26 PM
Quote from: Jim Halpert;1520396I've even seen mother at 11 so this doesn't really surprise me..

The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: BluezombieClock on February 13, 2009, 04:52:04 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.

Holy shit...
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 13, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
flounderman was the father
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 13, 2009, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1520402flounderman was the father

I can confirm this.
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Post by: Maltese on February 13, 2009, 05:05:49 PM
How amazingly traditional of him.
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Post by: BreadfruitClock on February 13, 2009, 05:16:48 PM
ew
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Post by: TremcladClock on February 13, 2009, 06:33:15 PM
I went to school with a chap whose mum was impregnated at age 12. He was partially deaf.
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Post by: AlbinoClock on February 13, 2009, 06:38:49 PM
QuoteMaisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

Bullshit.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 13, 2009, 06:55:22 PM
hahahaha
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Post by: RocketFetus on February 13, 2009, 11:45:58 PM
ewwww gross :\

Really seriously. Also he looks like he's 7.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: WrenchClock on February 14, 2009, 02:59:11 AM
i'm guessing he's from the North.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 14, 2009, 03:01:09 AM
GOD BLESS THE UNITED KINGDOM
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 14, 2009, 03:25:47 AM
[01:24] Kombucha Clock: TRIANGLE CALLED YOU A VIRGIN
[01:24] flounderman@gmail.com: OH NO
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: Fireman on February 14, 2009, 04:35:52 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520748[01:24] Kombucha Clock: TRIANGLE CALLED YOU A German
[01:24] flounderman@gmail.com: OH NO

har har he sure showed you
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Post by: MonsterMunch on February 14, 2009, 09:26:29 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.

Wasn't it a medical experiment?
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Post by: MonsterMunch on February 14, 2009, 09:28:29 AM
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1520737i'm guessing he's from the North.

Hes from Sussex you fucking prick.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 14, 2009, 09:57:35 AM
Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?
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Post by: RobClock on February 14, 2009, 10:02:34 AM
that kid looks like 4 years old.
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Post by: TabascoClock on February 14, 2009, 10:03:15 AM
The girl's face creeps me out more than their age.
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 14, 2009, 10:13:05 AM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?

I was about to post this but my post taking digs at northerners was better
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 14, 2009, 10:22:56 AM
That girl looks like Uncle Fester.
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Post by: RocketFetus on February 14, 2009, 10:29:04 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fjk2ekq%2FIHADSEXWITHAN8YEAROLD.gif&hash=ead4d67d2930c61e49861338889bbc2c38de114f)
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 14, 2009, 10:32:21 AM
:this:
New emote plz
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Post by: MonsterMunch on February 14, 2009, 10:37:01 AM
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1520818I was about to post this but my post taking digs at northerners was better

Shut up virgin!
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: MonsterMunch on February 14, 2009, 10:42:35 AM
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1520818I was about to post this but my post taking digs at northerners was better

Southern teenagers have more children but thats because Northern teenager's children tend to die in the womb or get aborted via handgun.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 14, 2009, 10:45:49 AM
stab stabby stab
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Post by: SnakeClock on February 14, 2009, 12:17:02 PM
Mah baby will wear all designer clothes! If I can't afford them, I'll steal them!
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Post by: buttplug on February 14, 2009, 12:57:02 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520828That girl looks like Uncle Fester.

HOLY FUCK
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 14, 2009, 01:14:36 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?
I thought to post something along these longs but I decided not to bother.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 14, 2009, 01:22:12 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1520911I thought to post something along these longs but I decided not to bother.

Not that it matters, it's been on every single fucking news channel atleast 16 times over here.

You can't go ANYWHERE without hearing someone talking about it either.
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Post by: MonocleClock on February 14, 2009, 01:39:43 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1520915Not that it matters, it's been on every single fucking news channel atleast 16 times over here.

You can't go ANYWHERE without hearing someone talking about it either.

What's funny is when two news articles are 98% the same.
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Post by: TabascoClock on February 14, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520828That girl looks like Uncle Fester.

Hahahaha. Yeah it's true though.
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Post by: Beret on February 14, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
ehhhhh that's nasty.
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Post by: MonocleClock on February 14, 2009, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: BeretClock;1520932ehhhhh that's nasty.

He got laid before you did!
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 14, 2009, 02:39:22 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520796Wasn't it a medical experiment?

No, it happened in a poor South American family.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: WrenchClock on February 14, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520837Southern teenagers have more children but thats because Northern teenager's children tend to die in the womb or get aborted via handgun.

Thanks fuck i'm from the midlands
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 14, 2009, 04:17:28 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the father was also her son.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on February 14, 2009, 04:19:30 PM
Quote from: Master Bates;1521053I wouldn't be surprised if the father was also her son.

Hahahaha



Seriously though, that really sucks for that kid. There goes his life!
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: WrenchClock on February 14, 2009, 04:31:27 PM
the first half of your life is ruined by your parents, and the second by your children.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on February 14, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
Quote from: Pope Clock;1520936He got laid before you did!

damn, son
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Post by: MonsterMunch on February 14, 2009, 05:53:36 PM
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1521048Thanks fuck i'm from the midlands

Just a shame your a bunch of unimportant, grey area, boring motherfuckers.
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 15, 2009, 04:07:53 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1521101Just a shame your a bunch of unimportant, grey area, boring motherfuckers.

:thumbs:
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Post by: patriotclock on February 15, 2009, 03:41:12 PM
his girlfriend is hideous
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 17, 2009, 06:04:18 AM
UPDATE
Turns out the 13 year old is not the father, but a 16 year old.

[/thread]
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: PirateClock on February 17, 2009, 06:07:15 AM
it's okay i got a blanket.
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Post by: SilverClock on February 22, 2009, 07:28:43 AM
I have absolutely no idea what to say. Should I be jealous that he was having sex at 12 or disgusted that he is fucking cows.
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Post by: China Clock on February 22, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.

Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.

Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: Slurpee on February 22, 2009, 07:57:02 AM
how the hell did they get it out of her?
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Post by: China Clock on February 22, 2009, 08:13:16 AM
Quote from: Brad Dharma;1526406how the hell did they get it out of her?

C-section, no way in hell she could give birth so they had to cut her open.
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Post by: Safe___Clock on February 22, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
how could a 4 year old provide the nutrients and stuff to create a baby
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Post by: Asshatclock on February 22, 2009, 08:37:46 AM
He looks like a 2 year old.
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Post by: PaperClipClock on February 22, 2009, 08:38:42 AM
i was born pregnant
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 22, 2009, 09:19:26 AM
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1526412i was born pregnant

http://www.bogleech.com/bio-xxx.html

Scroll down to the fifth entry (adactylidium mites).
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 22, 2009, 09:43:58 AM
Quote from: China Clock;1526405Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.


Actually:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
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Post by: China Clock on February 22, 2009, 09:50:38 AM
Quote from: ABSIHTNECLOCK;1526423Actually:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

..Actually what? Impregnated at 4, same picture, confirmed to be true. Father released from being suspected for incest due to lack of evidence/confession but no other explanation (no DNA back in the 30s either).
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 22, 2009, 09:56:29 AM
Quote from: China Clock;1526424..Actually what? Impregnated at 4, same picture, confirmed to be true. Father released from being suspected for incest due to lack of evidence/confession but no other explanation (no DNA back in the 30s either).

Became a mother at 5. She never told anyone who the father was so assuming that her own father raped her is just silly.
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Post by: China Clock on February 22, 2009, 10:05:17 AM
Quote from: ABSIHTNECLOCK;1526425Became a mother at 5. She never told anyone who the father was so assuming that her own father raped her is just silly.

..Yes, I'm sure it was immaculate conception. The Ticrapo district (not just the town she's from) has a total of two thousand people as of 2005, less back then. Or maybe the little girl was just "asking for it".

But admittedly yes, I misremembered that part from the Portugal case which was far, far more recent. But from seeing that I'm pretty sure it's not too crazy to say the dad is responsible here too.
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Post by: Poltergeist on February 22, 2009, 10:07:56 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520796Wasn't it a medical experiment?

Yes a bunch of scientists got consent from a seven year old girl and her parents to hold her down and inject her with semen for the benefit of man kind

Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?

We actually use The Sun in my critical thinking class as a joke newspaper

Quote from: Suika Ibuki;1520838stab stabby stab

thats my baby now
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 22, 2009, 10:33:36 AM
Quote from: Ab Sin, the Clock;1526427We actually use The Sun in my critical thinking class as a joke newspaper

Perhaps, but that doesn't make it any more reputable of a source, does it?
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Post by: AbsintheClock on February 22, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
He ain't a man. You can tell because he didn't put the stem on the apple.
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Post by: RocketFetus on February 22, 2009, 11:12:08 AM
WHAT THE FUCK
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Post by: ProzacClock on February 22, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
I think it's obvious he's going for the record of most generations of living descendants. His kid has a kid at the same age and so on, and all of a sudden he's a great-great-great-great-grandfather at 78.

Or maybe all the cool kids were doing it.
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Post by: Poltergeist on February 22, 2009, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1526429Perhaps, but that doesn't make it any more reputable of a source, does it?

No I mean it's such an awful newspaper we use it for examples of "this is how not to write.argue"
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on February 22, 2009, 01:51:46 PM
Quote from: Action Hank;1526520I think it's obvious he's going for the record of most generations of living descendants. His kid has a kid at the same age and so on, and all of a sudden he's a great-great-great-great-grandfather at 78.

Or maybe all the cool kids were doing it.


-I'm so cool I'm gonna have a baby before you do!
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!
-Yeah, right..
-You'll see
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: miracle fruit on February 22, 2009, 02:14:07 PM
Quote from: Blue;1520373I've heard of younger, but seeing a pic like that is just sickening.

what is so sickening about it
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 22, 2009, 03:30:22 PM
Quote from: China Clock;1526405Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.


Yeah that's the exact story I was talking about. Could of sworn she was 7 though.
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 22, 2009, 03:49:44 PM
fucked up tits lol
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Post by: Heliopios on February 22, 2009, 04:35:32 PM
You know it really wasn't uncommon for people in medieval times to have kids around 12-13. To ensure success, starting early and never stopping, more help on the fields or ensured heirs when the time comes.
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Post by: Poltergeist on February 22, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 22, 2009, 06:29:09 PM
[u2]znrjbo9QRLk[/u2]
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on February 22, 2009, 07:09:17 PM
This happens all the time in the ghetto over here.  We've got 50 year old women who are already great grandmothers.
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Post by: TMC on February 22, 2009, 07:12:54 PM
Her face reminds me of that I'm a edgy teen Sigourney Weaver clone in aliens.
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 23, 2009, 04:13:06 AM
Quote from: Absenthclock;1523439UPDATE
Turns out the 13 year old is not the father, but a 16 year old.

[/thread]

.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on February 23, 2009, 05:28:02 AM
All in favor of government ordered abortions?
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 23, 2009, 10:33:06 PM
Quote from: Best Basketball Game EVER;1527474Aye.

As long as we get to eat the fetuses.
Title: Daddy at thirteen
Post by: OvenmittClock on February 24, 2009, 12:42:13 AM
like i said on explosm, the kid looks more like 7 or 9.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 24, 2009, 09:31:15 AM
Quote from: Ovenmitt;1527645like i said on explosm, the kid looks more like 7 of 9.

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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 24, 2009, 10:02:12 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1527749

The resemblance is striking!
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Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on February 24, 2009, 10:10:07 AM
i was older when i first had sex
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 24, 2009, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1527755i was older when i first had sex

HAHAHA YOU WERE A GERMAN AT THIRTEEN HAHAHA