http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
holy fucking shit....
I've heard of younger, but seeing a pic like that is just sickening.
holy shit imagine being stuck with that ugly bitch all your life.
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
haha
He could be a granddad by the time he's 26!
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
haha
He could be a granddad by the time he's 26!
Gross. Look at the chick he is with, I'll bet she raped that poor kid.
yeh this is all everyones talking about today
man i hate the people in this country
Yeah I know! He's probably too young to tell the difference between hot or not.
He's basically fucked for life.
That's fucked up.
Haha what the fuck?
i use condom not only because iads can kill me but because i would kill myself if i had a son.
wowz
I wish I was that cool.
I've even seen mother at 11 so this doesn't really surprise me..
Quote from: Jim Halpert;1520396I've even seen mother at 11 so this doesn't really surprise me..
The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
Holy shit...
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
flounderman was the father
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1520402flounderman was the father
I can confirm this.
How amazingly traditional of him.
ew
I went to school with a chap whose mum was impregnated at age 12. He was partially deaf.
QuoteMaisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.
Bullshit.
hahahaha
ewwww gross :\
Really seriously. Also he looks like he's 7.
i'm guessing he's from the North.
GOD BLESS THE UNITED KINGDOM
[01:24] Kombucha Clock: TRIANGLE CALLED YOU A VIRGIN
[01:24] flounderman@gmail.com: OH NO
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520748[01:24] Kombucha Clock: TRIANGLE CALLED YOU A German
[01:24] flounderman@gmail.com: OH NO
har har he sure showed you
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
Wasn't it a medical experiment?
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1520737i'm guessing he's from the North.
Hes from Sussex you fucking prick.
Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?
that kid looks like 4 years old.
The girl's face creeps me out more than their age.
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?
I was about to post this but my post taking digs at northerners was better
That girl looks like Uncle Fester.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fjk2ekq%2FIHADSEXWITHAN8YEAROLD.gif&hash=ead4d67d2930c61e49861338889bbc2c38de114f)
:this:
New emote plz
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1520818I was about to post this but my post taking digs at northerners was better
Shut up virgin!
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1520818I was about to post this but my post taking digs at northerners was better
Southern teenagers have more children but thats because Northern teenager's children tend to die in the womb or get aborted via handgun.
stab stabby stab
Mah baby will wear all designer clothes! If I can't afford them, I'll steal them!
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520828That girl looks like Uncle Fester.
HOLY FUCK
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?
I thought to post something along these longs but I decided not to bother.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1520911I thought to post something along these longs but I decided not to bother.
Not that it matters, it's been on every single fucking news channel atleast 16 times over here.
You can't go ANYWHERE without hearing someone talking about it either.
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1520915Not that it matters, it's been on every single fucking news channel atleast 16 times over here.
You can't go ANYWHERE without hearing someone talking about it either.
What's funny is when two news articles are 98% the same.
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520828That girl looks like Uncle Fester.
Hahahaha. Yeah it's true though.
ehhhhh that's nasty.
Quote from: BeretClock;1520932ehhhhh that's nasty.
He got laid before you did!
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520796Wasn't it a medical experiment?
No, it happened in a poor South American family.
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520837Southern teenagers have more children but thats because Northern teenager's children tend to die in the womb or get aborted via handgun.
Thanks fuck i'm from the midlands
I wouldn't be surprised if the father was also her son.
Quote from: Master Bates;1521053I wouldn't be surprised if the father was also her son.
Hahahaha
Seriously though, that really sucks for that kid. There goes his life!
the first half of your life is ruined by your parents, and the second by your children.
Quote from: Pope Clock;1520936He got laid before you did!
damn, son
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1521048Thanks fuck i'm from the midlands
Just a shame your a bunch of unimportant, grey area, boring motherfuckers.
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1521101Just a shame your a bunch of unimportant, grey area, boring motherfuckers.
:thumbs:
his girlfriend is hideous
UPDATE
Turns out the 13 year old is not the father, but a 16 year old.
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it's okay i got a blanket.
I have absolutely no idea what to say. Should I be jealous that he was having sex at 12 or disgusted that he is fucking cows.
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.
Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.
how the hell did they get it out of her?
Quote from: Brad Dharma;1526406how the hell did they get it out of her?
C-section, no way in hell she could give birth so they had to cut her open.
how could a 4 year old provide the nutrients and stuff to create a baby
He looks like a 2 year old.
i was born pregnant
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1526412i was born pregnant
http://www.bogleech.com/bio-xxx.htmlScroll down to the fifth entry (adactylidium mites).
Quote from: China Clock;1526405Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.

Actually:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
Quote from: ABSIHTNECLOCK;1526423Actually:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
..Actually what? Impregnated at 4, same picture, confirmed to be true. Father released from being suspected for incest due to lack of evidence/confession but no other explanation (no DNA back in the 30s either).
Quote from: China Clock;1526424..Actually what? Impregnated at 4, same picture, confirmed to be true. Father released from being suspected for incest due to lack of evidence/confession but no other explanation (no DNA back in the 30s either).
Became a mother at 5. She never told anyone who the father was so assuming that her own father raped her is just silly.
Quote from: ABSIHTNECLOCK;1526425Became a mother at 5. She never told anyone who the father was so assuming that her own father raped her is just silly.
..Yes, I'm sure it was immaculate conception. The Ticrapo district (not just the town she's from) has a total of two thousand people as of 2005, less back then. Or maybe the little girl was just "asking for it".
But admittedly yes, I misremembered that part from the Portugal case which was far, far more recent. But from seeing that I'm pretty sure it's not too crazy to say the dad is responsible here too.
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520796Wasn't it a medical experiment?
Yes a bunch of scientists got consent from a seven year old girl and her parents to hold her down and inject her with semen for the benefit of man kind
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?
We actually use The Sun in my critical thinking class as a joke newspaper
Quote from: Suika Ibuki;1520838stab stabby stab
thats my baby now
Quote from: Ab Sin, the Clock;1526427We actually use The Sun in my critical thinking class as a joke newspaper
Perhaps, but that doesn't make it any more reputable of a source, does it?
He ain't a man. You can tell because he didn't put the stem on the apple.
WHAT THE FUCK
I think it's obvious he's going for the record of most generations of living descendants. His kid has a kid at the same age and so on, and all of a sudden he's a great-great-great-great-grandfather at 78.
Or maybe all the cool kids were doing it.
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1526429Perhaps, but that doesn't make it any more reputable of a source, does it?
No I mean it's such an awful newspaper we use it for examples of "this is how not to write.argue"
Quote from: Action Hank;1526520I think it's obvious he's going for the record of most generations of living descendants. His kid has a kid at the same age and so on, and all of a sudden he's a great-great-great-great-grandfather at 78.
Or maybe all the cool kids were doing it.
-I'm so cool I'm gonna have a baby before you do!
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!
-Yeah, right..
-You'll see
Quote from: Blue;1520373I've heard of younger, but seeing a pic like that is just sickening.
what is so sickening about it
Quote from: China Clock;1526405Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.

Yeah that's the exact story I was talking about. Could of sworn she was 7 though.
fucked up tits lol
You know it really wasn't uncommon for people in medieval times to have kids around 12-13. To ensure success, starting early and never stopping, more help on the fields or ensured heirs when the time comes.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
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This happens all the time in the ghetto over here. We've got 50 year old women who are already great grandmothers.
Her face reminds me of that I'm a edgy teen Sigourney Weaver clone in aliens.
Quote from: Absenthclock;1523439UPDATE
Turns out the 13 year old is not the father, but a 16 year old.
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All in favor of government ordered abortions?
Quote from: Best Basketball Game EVER;1527474Aye.
As long as we get to eat the fetuses.
like i said on explosm, the kid looks more like 7 or 9.
Quote from: Ovenmitt;1527645like i said on explosm, the kid looks more like 7 of 9.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1527749
The resemblance is striking!
i was older when i first had sex
Quote from: SCSP;1527755i was older when i first had sex
HAHAHA YOU WERE A GERMAN AT THIRTEEN HAHAHA