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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: FrankClock on February 15, 2009, 05:10:25 PM

Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: FrankClock on February 15, 2009, 05:10:25 PM
Supposedly he has to spend 5 days in a cell. After certain milestones (in amount of viewers) something happens to him. Supposedly we are less than 3000 viewers away from him being attacked by a bear. Give it a look. It's boring right now though. He is just reading.

http://cellexperience.zaoza.fr/live.php

Edit: If you have a screen capture program, you might want to get it ready if a bear actually does attack him. Should be fun.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Thunderbolt on February 15, 2009, 05:13:04 PM
cool
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 15, 2009, 05:14:06 PM
What's the point of this? It's not hard spending 5 days in a cell. Especially if you get 100 text messages per minute.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: FrankClock on February 15, 2009, 05:17:35 PM
Quote from: Absin TEHCl0CK;1521761What's the point of this? It's not hard spending 5 days in a cell. Especially if you get 100 text messages per minute.

A bear will be released into the cell with him in less than 2000 viewers.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 15, 2009, 05:18:10 PM
Quote from: FrankClock;1521764A bear will be released into the cell with him in less than 2000 viewers.
Fun.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 15, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
750 to go.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 15, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Can't wait to see this so-called "bear".
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: FrankClock on February 15, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
Quote from: Absin TEHCl0CK;1521768Can't wait to see this so-called "bear".

I bet its probably a cub or some guy dressed in a suit. They put 2 goats in there with him a while ago supposedly. Also the light is out now... gay.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: AbsintheClock on February 15, 2009, 05:22:43 PM
I don't see shit. Just some lights.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 15, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: FrankClock;1521773I bet its probably a cub or some guy dressed in a suit. They put 2 goats in there with him a while ago supposedly.
Also, how can he make 10km in a bike if he's in a cell?

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1521774I don't see shit. Just some lights.
He went to bed, if my French is accurate.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 15, 2009, 05:24:33 PM
This owners of this site are liars!
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 15, 2009, 05:26:31 PM
He's resting, once he's rested the attack will happen

so you won't see it today guys.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: FrankClock on February 15, 2009, 05:27:49 PM
Quote from: Absin TEHCl0CK;1521775Also, how can he make 10km in a bike if he's in a cell?


He went to bed, if my French is accurate.

Probably on a stationary bike. And also it would be the perfect time to send the bear in if he is asleep. Fuck its only 11:30 over there if the time on his phone is right.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 15, 2009, 05:29:43 PM
Quote from: FrankClock;1521783Probably on a stationary bike. And also it would be the perfect time to send the bear in if he is asleep. Fuck its only 11:30 over there if the time on his phone is right.
If he's in France, then it is correct. Also, this is a good chance to "send in the bear" since you can't actually see anything.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: AstronautClock on February 15, 2009, 05:35:58 PM
I think I'll miss this.. oh well
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 15, 2009, 05:36:11 PM
I DONT SEE SHIT
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: FrankClock on February 15, 2009, 05:50:26 PM
Maybe when he wakes up it will be at 70k views and they can give him a tricycle and trick the bear into riding it around and let the bear do the 10km of riding.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TequilaClock on February 15, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
ok guys you are boosting up the suspense
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TequilaClock on February 15, 2009, 06:14:36 PM
Yeah looks like he will be up tomorrow for "a surprising awakening by a bear"

they got Twitter and everything

http://twitter.com/Cell_experience
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
did i miss the bear?
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Insomnia on February 16, 2009, 11:36:08 AM
This guy has awesome taste in music. I wish they had a last.fm for this guy who will soon be murdered by a bear :(

Edit: 4chan is totally swarming this guy with SHOE ON HEAD text messages
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 11:43:10 AM
Damn we missed it
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 11:44:18 AM
Stupid France.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 11:44:26 AM
i'm p. sure this is the bear http://fr-fr.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1064614546387&oid=49884533926
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 11:46:03 AM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522326i'm p. sure this is the bear http://fr-fr.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1064614546387&oid=49884533926

Hahahhhahaha
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 11:46:56 AM
someone text him with a url to us
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522326i'm p. sure this is the bear http://fr-fr.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1064614546387&oid=49884533926
Does that make him a furry?
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 11:49:38 AM
Quote from: Master Bates;1522342Does that make him a furry?
yesyesyes
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PirateClock on February 16, 2009, 11:57:13 AM
this reminded me i still haven't seen untraceable.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Insomnia on February 16, 2009, 12:07:33 PM
They just gave him a goldfish bowl...
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:10:00 PM
Quote from: Insomnia;1522359They just gave him a goldfish bowl...
hes trying to pet the goldfish
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Insomnia on February 16, 2009, 12:12:21 PM
He's a horrible camera man :(
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 12:12:43 PM
is the fish dead?
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:13:01 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1522364is the fish dead?
i dont think so
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Insomnia on February 16, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
i'm done with this guy
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 12:25:44 PM
He's about to get the bike tho
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:27:06 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1522381He's abotu to get the bike tho
i hope its an actual bike not a stationary one
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 12:28:03 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522382i hope its an actual bike not a stationary one

haha 10 km around that tiny cell.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1522384haha 10 km around that tiny cell.
yea it'd be gr8
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on February 16, 2009, 12:33:04 PM
300 from 80k
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
around 100 left
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:40:32 PM
ummm nothings happening
EDIT: they brought in a stationary bike w/ no seat
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on February 16, 2009, 12:49:07 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522397ummm nothings happening
EDIT: they brought in a stationary bike w/ no seat
haha I didnt even notice that it doesnt have seat that sucks for him
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:51:37 PM
Quote from: EnglishClock's Nazi Gimp;1522403haha I didnt even notice that it doesnt have seat that sucks for him
actually i think he likes it that way
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 12:55:54 PM
This is so fucking odd.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 12:57:38 PM
PEDAL FRENCHIE PEDAL
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 01:00:56 PM
He's cheating, he keeps stopping.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1522416He's cheating, he keeps stopping.
i though he'd be going full force but he's going p. slow
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PaperClipClock on February 16, 2009, 01:16:38 PM
they just gave him the seat and he kicked it away what a badass
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 01:18:42 PM
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1522439they just gave him the seat and he kicked it away what a badass
ooo i missed that
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
awwww poor goldfish
EDIT: oh he put it back
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 16, 2009, 01:47:15 PM
This shit sucks.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 01:54:26 PM
whats supposed to happen next
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 01:56:19 PM
who's the other guy?
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 16, 2009, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522479whats supposed to happen next
Something about a battle with hot chicks.

Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1522480who's the other guy?
Dunno, but they had some sort of fight.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 02:00:51 PM
Whoa guys do you see his tight abs.

I wish i was as well chisled as him.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 02:01:51 PM
what is he doing behind the curtain
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 02:02:27 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1522487what is he doing behind the curtain

Jacking his meat to thoughts of the goldfish, ofcourse.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 02:05:54 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1522489Jacking his meat to thoughts of the goldfish, ofcourse.
lmfao
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: buttplug on February 16, 2009, 02:16:14 PM
When do I get to see the bear attack???

How will they even fit a bear through the door? If they were going to put a bear in there with him you all KNOW the PETA would fucking raid that place.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522326i'm p. sure this is the bear http://fr-fr.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1064614546387&oid=49884533926

Quote from: IndifferentsintheClock;1522502When do I get to see the bear attack???

How will they even fit a bear through the door? If they were going to put a bear in there with him you all KNOW the PETA would fucking raid that place.
plz read thread b4 postin kthnx
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: LSD on February 16, 2009, 02:24:53 PM
failguy in a cell
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 02:27:26 PM
Quote from: LSD;1522511failguy in a cell
nice one
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 02:29:18 PM
is this just a commercial for cell phones
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 02:29:48 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1522519is this just a commercial for cell phones
i don't think so
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 16, 2009, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1522519is this just a commercial for cell phones
It's a big commercial stunt, that's for sure.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: AstronautClock on February 16, 2009, 02:35:41 PM
so how long is he still in there? 1 day?
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 02:39:29 PM
Quote from: FrankClock;1521755Supposedly he has to spend 5 days in a cell.

Quote from: AstronautClock;1522525so how long is he still in there? 1 day?
eveyone should read a thread before they post in it jesus h christ
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Beret on February 16, 2009, 02:40:36 PM
ffffffffff
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 02:40:50 PM
1 day 19 mins left.
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Thunderbolt on February 16, 2009, 03:00:38 PM
23 hours left
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Thunderbolt on February 16, 2009, 05:42:54 PM
the site crashed
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 05:51:51 PM
they should fill the room with ping pong balls and say fuck you anbd leavehim there aghadf
Title: French guy in a cell
Post by: clockradioclock on February 16, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
Apparently, they're cutting one of his arms off in about 300 more views.