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Title: Cadillac is such a baby.
Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 07:13:31 PM
Can't admit he's wrong in a real argument, so he just bans his opponent.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:14:26 PM
I read the argument

He wasn't wrong, you were.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
Not believing in god is not a belief

it requires faith to believe in god

and, apparently, it requires bravery in the united states to say that you don't believe in god.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on February 16, 2009, 07:18:40 PM
Yeah, lack of belief is not belief in the opposite.

I'm not taking sides but it seems you both misunderstood each other at times.
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Post by: RomanClock on February 16, 2009, 07:21:44 PM
Sorry caddy, you are wrong.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 07:21:50 PM
what the fuck
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;1522801Sorry caddy, you are wrong.

ha ha ha ha, why am I not surprised that you'd say that
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Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 07:30:19 PM
Marlin do you masturbate? DO YOU???? :0
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:30:43 PM
BURN IN HELL SINNERS
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:31:02 PM
FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD
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Post by: GodClock on February 16, 2009, 07:31:56 PM
this is a stupid argument, stop.

all sorts of dumb in the chatroom
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1522813this is a stupid argument, stop.

SINNER!

YOU SHALL FOREVER BE ENTOMBED IN HELLFIRE!

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:34:29 PM
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:35:21 PM
SUFFER AN ETERNITY OF PUNISHMENT
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
im goin to heaven ^_^

BURNNN YOU SINNNERSSSSS
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: hello dare cutie pieee;1522820im goin to heaven ^_^

I don't think you're loving your neighbour or turning the other cheek here buddy
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Post by: BluezombieClock on February 16, 2009, 07:44:41 PM
For sure looks are important, but if the girl is a total bitch I won't be attracted to her more than that
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1522825For sure looks are important, but if the girl is a total bitch I won't be attracted to her more than that

you're missing the point of the argument.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522824I don't think you're loving your neighbour or turning the other cheek here buddy

it doesnt matter what uyo sau fagot you'll burn because my god is good
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: hello dare cutie pieee;1522828it doesnt matter what uyo sau fagot you'll burn because my god is good

I'll see you there :D

we'll have brunch

the most UNHOLY OF MEALS
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Post by: GodClock on February 16, 2009, 07:50:14 PM
who cares what people believe, why bother arguing, as long as they arent trying to impose what they believe on you everyone is free to believe what they want.
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Post by: BinaryClock on February 16, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
Who the hell pronounces dog as "dwog" and baseball as "bwasebwall"? Seriously, show me a video of this. The closest I can think of is a Bostonian accent, but even then it still doesn't really sound like it.

Also why do you guys even bother arguing about religion. You aren't going to convince the other guy. Let it go.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:52:16 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1522832who cares what people believe, why bother arguing, as long as they arent trying to impose what they believe on you everyone is free to believe what they want.

we care because they are presenting what they believe as truth, when it is just belief, people are free to believe what they want as long as it doesn't harm others, and Christianity in particular has held us back culturally for hundreds of years, and breeds hatred among believers and non-believers

It is our moral obligation to laugh at christians for being stupid.
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Post by: SnakeClock on February 16, 2009, 07:55:58 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522826you're missing the point of the argument.

He's like that. :)
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 07:56:01 PM
You say you do not believe there is a God. Therefore, you must believe there is no God. You cannot know there is no God, and you do not believe there is one, so you must believe there is no God. Otherwise you don't know if there is a God, which then means you cannot say you do not believe there is a God.

Also, the argument that nonexistence after death is more plausible is still wrong, because something can't be more plausible than something else if they both have the same lack of proof.
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Post by: BinaryClock on February 16, 2009, 07:57:01 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1522838You could lock this thread if you were still in power Mr. No Power.

I blame wavy gravy for this stupid argument. Damn you wavy gravy!
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522840You say you do not believe there is a God. Therefore, you must believe there is no God. You cannot know there is no God, and you do not believe there is one, so you must believe there is no God. Otherwise you don't know if there is a God, which then means you cannot say you do not believe there is a God.

Non-belief in god is completely different than belief in no god

which one requires faith?

I do not believe in god the same way I don't believe in Centaurs or Unicorns

have you ever seen god?

No?

how do you know he exists?

oh, you don't?

so why do you worship him?

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522840Also, the argument that nonexistence after death is more plausible is still wrong, because something can't be more plausible than something else if they both have the same lack of proof.

I've never seen heaven, although I have seen corpses getting thrown in the ground

seeing as you know that heaven exists, you must have seen it

what's it like?
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Post by: Munglai on February 16, 2009, 07:59:43 PM
As far as I'm aware atheism is the belief that there is no God. What's the big deal about accepting that or accepting that you're an agnostic?
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
angry christians are funny
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:00:52 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522843so why do you worship him?


fear of the unknown
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Post by: Loki Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:00:56 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1522835But, Marlin was imposing his beliefs on others.

Funny. It looked to me like you all were ganging up on him.

It's a stupid argument, and you're just using it as an excuse to punish someone for not being you.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: hello dare cutie pieee;1522846fear of the unknown

that or fear of BURNING IN HELLFIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY AAAAAAAHHHHH
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Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 08:01:52 PM
Prove me that Jesus didn't turned into a zombie clown after he died in the cross... FUCKING PROVE IT! YOU CAN'T! Therefore, you can't say Jesus didn't turned into a zombie clown, you just can't say it, that's right, suck it up.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:02:09 PM
Quote from: Munglai;1522844As far as I'm aware atheism is the belief that there is no God. What's the big deal about accepting that or accepting that you're an agnostic?

Atheist is not the belief that there is no god

it is to not have god

to have no god

I am A-theos

I am Without God
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Post by: GodClock on February 16, 2009, 08:03:13 PM
nobody has evidence of god's existence, what IS stupid though is belief that evolution doesn't exist or the big bang. they may both be theories, but there is a ton of evidence to support it, hence why they are theories and not hypothesis'.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:03:25 PM
Quote from: hello dare cutie pieee;1522846fear of the unknown

I think there's a large stupidity factor to it too



agnosticism is ignorance of the unknown

without gnostic

gnostic from the greek gnostikos meaning Known or Knowledge
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:03:53 PM
atheist is a good band
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1522847Funny. It looked to me like you all were ganging up on him.

It's a stupid argument, and you're just using it as an excuse to punish someone for not being you.

As much as I hate to argue against you, Marlin was being pretty stupid.
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Post by: Munglai on February 16, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
anyway the way I see it Marlin's a nice guy so who cares
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:05:34 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522843Non-belief in god is completely different than belief in no god

which one requires faith?

I do not believe in god the same way I don't believe in Centaurs or Unicorns

have you ever seen god?

No?

how do you know he exists?

oh, you don't?

so why do you worship him?
I have faith, I do not know. Knowing is earthly, having faith is all I have. You do not know there is no God, you can only have faith, faith is all you have.

QuoteI've never seen heaven, although I have seen corpses getting thrown in the ground

seeing as you know that heaven exists, you must have seen it

what's it like?
But corpses do not show proof of nonexistence after death. I am claiming that I only have faith, and that you cannot know there will be nonexistence as much as you cannot know there will be existence. They are equally probable, since there is no proof, the current probability is 1:1, they are both equally probable and improbable and when we die it will be 0:1.
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Post by: Loki Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1522857As much as I hate to argue against you, Marlin was being pretty stupid.

They both were.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522855agnosticism is ignorance of the unknown

without gnostic

gnostic from the greek gnostikos meaning Known or Knowledge

This is very ironic because this means that Marlin is an Agnostic Christian
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Post by: BinaryClock on February 16, 2009, 08:08:07 PM
:cheeef:

We need to use these emotes more.
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Post by: GodClock on February 16, 2009, 08:09:20 PM
religion was always meant to explain what could not be explained otherwise. take out all of the "miracles" in the bible such as making a blind man see or walking on water and then you get some decent lessons about how to be a good person. But not everyone utilizes the bible to spread the good word, their intentions aren't "pure" i guess you could say
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:10:26 PM
I am not agnostic, for I do not believe there is no god. I do not know there is no God, but I believe there is a God.
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Post by: BinaryClock on February 16, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
:cheeef: :work: :cowboy: :army: :cop:

Damn we still need the guy in leather
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:11:08 PM
God doesn't exist

the same way Harry Potter doesn't exist

I don't believe in harry potter, does that mean I believe there is no harry potter?

no, there is a harry potter, he is a fictional character.

just like god

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522869I am not agnostic, for I do not believe there is no god. I do not know there is no God, but I believe there is a God.

:|

Agnostic, you do not know whether or not there is a god

Christian, you believe in god

You have no knowledge, you only believe.

Christ, learn to read.
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Post by: Munglai on February 16, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522872God doesn't exist

the same way Harry Potter doesn't exist

I don't believe in harry potter, does that mean I believe there is no harry potter?

no, there is a harry potter, he is a fictional character.

just like god

do you believe in not being a prick?
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:12:25 PM
also harry potter is real i read the book it must be

i cant prove it but i believe it
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Post by: Loki Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:12:27 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522872God doesn't exist

the same way Harry Potter doesn't exist

I don't believe in harry potter, does that mean I believe there is no harry potter?

no, there is a harry potter, he is a fictional character.

just like god

Of course! How could I have missed it before?!? GOD IS HARRY POTTER!!! Notice how you never see them both at once?
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Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1522876Of course! How could I have missed it before?!? GOD IS HARRY POTTER!!! Notice how you never see them both at once?

HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND

Quote from: DNAClock;1522877

Why so Religious?
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Post by: Loki Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
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Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 08:16:16 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522878Why so Religious?
The only chance zombie clown jesus will come to my party is if I have a lot of faith, go to zombie clown church every sunday and pray every day.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:17:02 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1522880The only chance zombie clown jesus will come to my party is if I have a lot of faith, go to zombie clown church every sunday and pray every day.

I used to go to zombie clown temple, I was praying to Dionysus though.

the sacrament was much more fun than the catholic one
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:17:37 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522872God doesn't exist

the same way Harry Potter doesn't exist

I don't believe in harry potter, does that mean I believe there is no harry potter?

no, there is a harry potter, he is a fictional character.

just like god
You cannot believe there is something that doesn't exist. That is just crazy.

There is no Harry Potter. There is the idea of Harry Potter, the character. I believe there is no Harry Potter because he does not exist.
You can say there is the idea of Harry Potter, but you cannot say there is a Harry Potter and don't believe in Harry Potter.

Your argument is founded on fallacy. You are misusing definitions.
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Post by: Honorable Chairman on February 16, 2009, 08:18:57 PM
harry potter ir real, fat people on the internet made fanfictions about having ghey secks with hem.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:19:01 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522884You cannot believe there is something that doesn't exist. That is just crazy.

There is no Harry Potter. There is the idea of Harry Potter, the character. I believe there is no Harry Potter because he does not exist.
You can believe in the idea of Harry Potter, but you cannot say there is a Harry Potter and don't believe in Harry Potter.

Harry potter clearly does exist, he exists as a fictional character

he's in a bunch of book and a few movies



God clearly does exist, he exists as a fictional character

he's in a bunch of books and a few movies


You believe in God, you think he's more than just fictional

I don't
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
There is no God. There is the idea of God, the character. I believe there is no God because he does not exist.
You can believe in the idea of God, but you cannot say there is a God and don't believe in God.
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Post by: GodClock on February 16, 2009, 08:20:34 PM
HEATED BATTLE
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 08:20:53 PM
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1522879
set this as your avatar
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 08:22:02 PM
what
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:23:01 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522887Harry potter clearly does exist, he exists as a fictional character

he's in a bunch of book and a few movies



God clearly does exist, he exists as a fictional character

he's in a bunch of books and a few movies


You believe in God, you think he's more than just fictional

I don't



The only evidence of the existence of harry potter resides in the media from which the character harry potter comes from

so it is safe to say he only resides in the books

it's is unfounded that he is beyond fictional



just like god, and heaven, and hell, etc.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:24:41 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522887Harry potter clearly does exist, he exists as a fictional character

he's in a bunch of book and a few movies



God clearly does exist, he exists as a fictional character

he's in a bunch of books and a few movies


You believe in God, you think he's more than just fictional

I don't
Existence:
the state or fact of having being especially independently of human consciousness and as contrasted with nonexistence

Harry Potter doesn't exist because he's a fictional character. It's in their very definition, fictional.

You cannot not believe there is a God and believe God exists, it's a complete contradiction.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:24:47 PM
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This is what Marlin is!
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1522895Mythbusters just busted this myth!

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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:25:47 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522899Existence:
the state or fact of having being especially independently of human consciousness and as contrasted with nonexistence

Harry Potter doesn't exist because he's a fictional character. It's in their very definition, fictional.

So you are saying that there is no character known as harry potter?

that the fictional harry potter does not exist even in the fictional world of harry potter?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 08:25:51 PM
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW MARLIN
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 08:25:55 PM
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oh fuck
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
christy says:
 its dumb to argue with religious ppl anyway
Curls Von Helvete says:
 its funny
christy says:
 true
Curls Von Helvete says:
 they'll argue it down to the tee even if they make no sense at all
 not even a little
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:26:32 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1522906


oh fuck

no that's my god
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:26:59 PM
HEY GUYS I'VE GOT MARLIN ARGUING ABOUT HARRY POTTER

I win
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:27:35 PM
IN HEAVEN FLOUNDY.
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522903So you are saying that there is no character known as harry potter?

that the fictional harry potter does not exist even in the fictional world of harry potter?
The way you describe this argument of yours means you are using dual meanings for existence, you cannot use dual meanings to prove a point. Your argument is flawed.

Now, I'm taking a break to watch HIMYM.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:28:23 PM
HEY GUYS I'VE GOT MARLIN ARGUING ABOUT HARRY POTTER

I win
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:30:18 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522912The way you describe this argument of yours means you are using dual meanings for existence, you cannot use dual meanings to prove a point. Your argument is flawed.

Alright! you're right, harry potter and, by extension, god do not exist.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:34:38 PM
HEY GUYS I'VE GOT MARLIN ARGUING ABOUT HARRY POTTER

I win
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Post by: Loki Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:36:21 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522893set this as your avatar

I'd like it full-size, if a mod would do it.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:38:43 PM
[u2]veIXcySqItY[/u2]
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 08:41:32 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522909no that's my god

Shut up I called him first!
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 16, 2009, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1522791< long shit wts
well, short it is, i will tell you.
 
marlin speaks his mind, cadillac, tells a bullshit to anger marlin, and
debate goes from pretty women to afterlife.
 
i will help you tho, guys....
 
if you cant prove if the afterlife exists or not
shut your mouth.
 
yes, CUNTillac, do you have prove that nothing happens after death?
no.
 
so wave your hat and stop abnning everyone wjho contradicts ya.
 
i hate marlin, but he's right on that (arguement about cads banning ppl for shit)
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:42:29 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1522936too dumb; didn't read

marlin was being stupid

caddy banned him for being stupid

case closed
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522931[u2]veIXcySqItY[/u2]

.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 08:45:24 PM
I am merely saying you cannot say you do not believe in them and say they exist. By your exclamation, I shall infer that you now believe God does not exist. Therefore, I am the real winner.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:46:32 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522945I am merely saying you cannot say you do not believe in them and say they exist. By your exclamation, I shall infer that you now believe God does not exist. Therefore, I am the real winner.

HA HA HA HA HA

Daffy, you just argued that god does not exist

admit it

you just did that
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1522947Question:

Why does Bugs always dress like a lady?

Why did Bugs had a book called 1000 Ways to Cook a Rabbit in his home?

Answer:

Bugs Bunny is a Norman Bates
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:49:12 PM
This is the greatest thread ever by the way
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1522959Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

ha we were talking about wayne's world for a bit in irc a while ago
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 08:57:08 PM
Goldmine
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Post by: Loki Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:00:19 PM
This thread is, by now, about Maltese masturbating.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 09:01:09 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1522947Question: Why does Bugs always dress like a lady?

Warner Brothers is trying to subliminally turn american children gay.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:02:19 PM
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1522967This thread is, by now, about Maltese masturbating.

it so is
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522946HA HA HA HA HA

Daffy, you just argued that god does not exist

admit it

you just did that
I argued that you believe god does not exist under your context.
At no point was I implying my arguments as my personal beliefs, I was implying them as yours.

You're really bad at this whole debate thing, aren't you.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:05:47 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522975I argued that you believe god does not exist under your context.
At no point was I implying my arguments as my personal beliefs, I was implying them as yours.

You're really bad at this whole debate thing, aren't you.

that's funny because the entire debate is about the existence of god

you were arguing that god doesn't exist

Good Job Daffy Duck
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 09:06:19 PM
fffffffffffffffffffffuck
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:06:20 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522931[u2]veIXcySqItY[/u2]

,
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 16, 2009, 09:06:53 PM
EVERYONE

CALM

DOWN

EVERYONE CALM DOWN
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:07:48 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1522981EVERYONE

CALM

DOWN

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

sorry, this is just way too funny
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
Can I be Yosemite Sam?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:09:04 PM
You were saying you do not believe in God, and that you believe God exists. I was proving that the correct way of expressing your beliefs due to your context was that you do not believe in God and believe God does not exist.

At no point was I arguing in favor of the belief that god does not exist, I was just arguing that you carry that belief.

Seriously you just don't get the whole "definitions of words" thing, do ya?
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1522984Can I be Yosemite Sam?

you sure can

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522986You were saying you do not believe in God, and that you believe God exists. I was proving that the correct way of expressing your beliefs due to your context was that you do not believe in God and believe God does not exist.

At no point was I arguing in favor of the belief that god does not exist, I was just arguing that you carry that belief.

Seriously you just don't get the whole "definitions of words" thing, do ya?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

you're just making this funnier and funnier

just back down with your dignity raped on the floor
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Post by: Flounderpa on February 16, 2009, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522986You were saying you do not believe in God, and that you believe God exists. I was proving that the correct way of expressing your beliefs due to your context was that you do not believe in God and believe God does not exist.

At no point was I arguing in favor of the belief that god does not exist, I was just arguing that you carry that belief.

Seriously you just don't get the whole "definitions of words" thing, do ya?
don't waste your words here, the dunce will hear, hear and hear but will not understand until he gets it's ass kicked
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:11:39 PM
Quote from: HazardClock;1522989don't waste your words here, the dunce will hear, hear and hear but will not understand until he gets it's ass kicked

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 09:12:24 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagecache2.allposters.com%2Fimages%2FEPH%2F8310.jpg&hash=36c817606355cf88461f44b1d3f36e4d347cc0ca)
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:12:31 PM
I get it, Maltese lost and, instead of admitting it, he's retreated into fallacies in order to make it seem like he did not. It's like doublespeak, its quite beautiful, really.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:13:16 PM
Hey guys, if you couldn't tell, me saying god exists, is a bugs bunny argumentation tactic

the result is marlin arguing like daffy duck.


marlin saying that I've lost is fucking hilarious
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:13:36 PM
Seriously, why would I ever say god exists?
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Post by: Flounderpa on February 16, 2009, 09:14:10 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522993I get it, Maltese lost and, instead of admitting it, he's retreated into fallacies in order to make it seem like he did not. It's like doublespeak, its quite beautiful, really.
no, the truth is that he don't understands the point by now and will just argue with "no it's not" till one of you get tired (mainly you)
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522912IN HEAVEN FLOUNDY.
The way you describe this argument of yours means you are using dual meanings for existence, you cannot use dual meanings to prove a point. Your argument is flawed.

this is you arguing that god doesn't exist
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 09:14:14 PM
Everybody's wrong.
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 09:14:21 PM
The end.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:14:29 PM
I said god exists

and you then say I'm wrong
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:14:57 PM
I should cross dress, I feel just like bugs bunny right now
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1523001Actually, in his last proper post he defeated you. Unlike most debaters, who spend hours explaining in repetition to you the same problem, he is simply mocking you.

I love being me
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 09:16:26 PM
Cadillac likes Avril Lavigne, therefore everything he says shall be invalid.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Master Bates;1523005Cadillac likes Avril Lavigne, therefore everything he says shall be invalid.

ha ha ha ha
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1522994Hey guys, if you couldn't tell, me saying god exists, is a bugs bunny argumentation tactic

the result is marlin arguing like daffy duck.


marlin saying that I've lost is fucking hilarious
You said God exists because he is a fictional character. I proved that idea wrong.
I never said God does not exist. I said God does not exist under your context, which is a faulty context. I know now that you're just trolling but I would think even you would know to back out while you still had your dignity.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:17:52 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523007You said God exists because he is a fictional character. I proved that idea wrong.
I never said God does not exist. I said God does not exist under your context, which is a faulty context. I know now that you're just trolling but I would think even you would know to back out while you still had your dignity.

THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:18:19 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1523001Actually, in his last proper post he defeated you. Unlike most debaters, who spend hours explaining in repetition to you the same problem, he is simply mocking you. No, I don't think Maltese is a good debater but saying he lost for taking a victory lap is simply willful ignorance (which you are far to familiar with).

This thread is proof of what was already established.

just listen to caddy, lol
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Post by: Flounderpa on February 16, 2009, 09:18:34 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1523009THIS IS SO FUNNY
told ya
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:18:36 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1523001Actually, in his last proper post he defeated you. Unlike most debaters, who spend hours explaining in repetition to you the same problem, he is simply mocking you. No, I don't think Maltese is a good debater but saying he lost for taking a victory lap is simply willful ignorance (which you are far to familiar with).

This thread is proof of what was already established.
Yes, I am the one in ignorance, not the one who uses fallacies and faulty contexts to form ideas. You and Maltese are wrong, and instead of admitting it you act as children.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1522993I get it, Maltese lost and, instead of admitting it, he's retreated into fallacies in order to make it seem like he did not. It's like doublespeak, its quite beautiful, really.

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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 09:18:53 PM
And when, with gladness in his face, he placed his hand upon my own, to comfort me, he drew me in among the hidden things.  Here sighs and lamentations and loud cries were echoing across the starless air, so that, as soon as I set out, I wept.  Strange utterances, horrible pronouncements, accents of anger, words of suffering, and voices shrill and faint, and beating hands-all went to make tumult that will whirl forever through that turbid, timeless air, like sand that eddies when a whirlwind swirls.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523012Yes, I am the one in ignorance, not the one who uses fallacies and faulty contexts to form ideas. You and Maltese are wrong, and instead of admitting it you act as children.

HA HA HA HA HA
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
I'd also like to hear Marlin's explanation of why Christianity is the right religion and the correct one.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 09:20:20 PM
WRONG I DONT GIVE A SHIT FAGGOT
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:20:23 PM
Quote from: hello dare cutie pieee;1523013

I feel like this small asian child right now, lol
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 09:20:55 PM
Their hands were tied behind by serpents; these had thrust their head and tail right through the loins, and then were knotted on the other side.  And-there!-a serpent sprang with force at one who stood upon our shore, transfixing him just where the neck and shoulders form a knot.  No o or i  has ever been transcribed do quickly as that soul caught fire and burned and, as he fell, completely turned to ashes; and when he lay, undone, upon the ground, the dust of him collected by itself and instantly returned to what it was.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 16, 2009, 09:21:21 PM
arguing about something cannot be proven is like me shoving my arse into a camel
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:21:32 PM
Maltese, stop it. You give all atheists a bad name.

Now, let's get back to the topic at hand: Marlin's own repeated logical fallacy.
Lack of belief in the subject does not mean belief in the subject's nonexistence. There is a difference. It may be too subtle for you to pick up, but it's there. I'm pretty sure Wikipedia has something to say on the subject, but I can't be arsed to look it up.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:22:07 PM
Fine, who cares about right or wrong as long as you have people that will back up the wrong and insult the right to make it seem wrong! You are quite the brilliantly evil mind, Maltese.

Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1523015HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523025Maltese, stop it. You give all atheists a bad name.

Sorry, too much fun
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
The emperor of the despondent kingdom so towered-from midchest-above the ice, that I match better with a giant's height than giants match the measure of his arms; now you can gauge the size of all of him if it is in proportion to such limbs.  If he was once as handsome as he now is ugly and, despite that, raised his brows against his Maker, one can understand how every sorrow has its source in him! I marveled when I saw that, on his head, he had three faces: one--in front-blood red; and then another two that, just above the midpoint of each shoulder, joined the first.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523026Fine, who cares about right or wrong as long as you have people that will back up the wrong and insult the right to make it seem wrong! You are quite the brilliantly evil mind, Maltese.

this is fucking hilarious, seriously.

I have never laughed this much on the CC ever

marlin's getting paranoid, lol
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:24:50 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523025Maltese, stop it. You give all atheists a bad name.

Now, let's get back to the topic at hand: Marlin's own repeated logical fallacy.
Lack of belief in the subject does not mean belief in the subject's nonexistence. There is a difference. It may be too subtle for you to pick up, but it's there. I'm pretty sure Wikipedia has something to say on the subject, but I can't be arsed to look it up.
How is it not? How can you not believe something and not believe the opposite? It's like saying you do not believe in santa claus but do believe santa claus exists. It's a fallacy, a contradiction.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 09:25:14 PM
My son, you've seen the temporary fire and the eternal fire; you have reached the place past which my powers cannot see.  I've brought you here through intellect and art; from now on, let your pleasure be your guide; you're past the steep and past the narrow paths.  Look at the sun that shines upon your brow; look at the grasses, flowers, and the shrubs born here, spontaneously, of the earth.  Among them, you can rest or walk until the coming of the glad and lovely eyes-those eyes that, weeping, sent me to your side.  Await no further word or sign from me: your will is free, erect, and whole-to act against that will would be to err: therefore I crown and miter you over yourself.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:25:59 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523031How is it not? How can you not believe something and not believe the opposite? It's like saying you do not believe in santa claus but do believe santa claus exists. It's a fallacy, a contradiction.

marlin, leave this thread alone, lol

seriously

the more you argue in it

the harder I get
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1523027Sorry, too much fun

Yeah, I started writing that before all those posts were made that explained that it was a joke. Still, you do make us look bad. Marlin didn't pick up on the joke, so he thought that you were seriously debating in a horrible manner. If a lot of theists are like him and a lot of atheists are like you, no wonder each side thinks the other is completely I'm a edgy teen and batshit insane.

Of course, this is only an "if". I can't know for sure.
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Post by: Flounderpa on February 16, 2009, 09:27:01 PM
Quote from: i'm maltese and i am gay;1523034marlin, leave this thread alone, lol

seriously

the more you argue in it

the harder I get
for you maybe, but Marlin is an airbag
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 09:27:03 PM
wtf guys seriously, 8 pages?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:27:12 PM
I can never understand how you can stay in such ignorance, maltese. When your argument, even your hidden agenda, is defeated you continue on, regardless of honor. You have no dignity in word or thought.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:28:03 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523036Yeah, I started writing that before all those posts were made that explained that it was a joke. Still, you do make us look bad. Marlin didn't pick up on the joke, so he thought that you were seriously debating in a horrible manner. If a lot of theists are like him and a lot of atheists are like you, no wonder each side thinks the other is completely I'm a edgy teen and batshit insane.

Of course, this is only an "if". I can't know for sure.

I don't associate myself with you or anyone else

I am not a nationalist, or a part of the group mentality

I'm just making myself happy
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523036Yeah, I started writing that before all those posts were made that explained that it was a joke. Still, you do make us look bad. Marlin didn't pick up on the joke, so he thought that you were seriously debating in a horrible manner. If a lot of theists are like him and a lot of atheists are like you, no wonder each side thinks the other is completely I'm a edgy teen and batshit insane.

Of course, this is only an "if". I can't know for sure.
All of my arguments followed logic. How was I "I'm a edgy teen and batshit insane," when Maltese was the only indignant one?
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523041I can never understand how you can stay in such ignorance, maltese. When your argument, even your hidden agenda, is defeated you continue on, regardless of honor. You have no dignity in word or thought.

Keep it up man, keep it up

seriously

this is fucking hilarious

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523044All of my arguments followed logic. How was I "I'm a edgy teen and batshit insane," when Maltese was the only indignant one?

ha ha ha ha
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:31:03 PM
Quote from: Maltese;1523042I don't associate myself with you or anyone else

I am not a nationalist, or a part of the group mentality

I'm just making myself happy

I know, but that's not how members of religions see it, if I'm correct.
I may be wrong, but I think a lot of them see atheism as just another religion. Is this how you see it, Marlin?
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:32:14 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523047I know, but that's not how members of religions see it, if I'm correct.
I may be wrong, but I think a lot of them see atheism as just another religion. Is this how you see it, Marlin?

then you can't blame me for how other see things, can you?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523036Yeah, I started writing that before all those posts were made that explained that it was a joke. Still, you do make us look bad. Marlin didn't pick up on the joke, so he thought that you were seriously debating in a horrible manner. If a lot of theists are like him and a lot of atheists are like you, no wonder each side thinks the other is completely I'm a edgy teen and batshit insane.

Of course, this is only an "if". I can't know for sure.

You don't get it do you? Maltese isn't athiest at all. He's a radical Bokononist trying to destroy both athiesm and Christianity from the inside. And when his filthy church gets enough followers, he's going to spend the donations on building a guitar so needlessly modified, it's tone will be the sonic manifestation of hubris. You're only feeding his diabolical plot.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:33:32 PM
Yes, hahahaha, ridiculing as a cover for your shortcomings, just like a child, Maltese.
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Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 09:33:41 PM
As much as maltese is being a stupid fuck right now he got your ass, Marlin. You fucked up from the start by using a stupid argument.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523047I know, but that's not how members of religions see it, if I'm correct.
I may be wrong, but I think a lot of them see atheism as just another religion. Is this how you see it, Marlin?

Religion? Why would I think it's a religion?
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:34:45 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523056As much as maltese is being a stupid fuck right now he got your ass, Marlin. You fucked up from the start by using a stupid argument.

ha ha ha ha

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1523055Yes, hahahaha, ridiculing as a cover for your shortcomings, just like a child, Maltese.

please keep it up, seriously, I'm having a fucking field day.
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Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
this un owen remix is amazing
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Post by: BinaryClock on February 16, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:35:04 PM
even people who hate me agree with me
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:35:32 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523056As much as maltese is being a stupid fuck right now he got your ass, Marlin. You fucked up from the start by using a stupid argument.
So let me get this straight, I prove a purposefully faulty argument wrong, therefore I am wrong.
Yes.
That makes total sense.
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:35:48 PM
this is way too much fun
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Post by: BinaryClock on February 16, 2009, 09:36:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:36:20 PM
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DA DA DUM DUM DUM DA DE DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDUMMMMM
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Post by: Maltese on February 16, 2009, 09:36:23 PM
The argument has descended into me laughing at marlin

and marlin desperately trying to prove that he isn't wrong
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 16, 2009, 09:36:37 PM
Maltese, stop acting like your smug. If you really feel like you won then you're more ignorant than I thought.