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Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 10:02:26 PM
It's this kind of shit: http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/Creepy-13-113032555

Like I bet that 1/4 of all the deviantart.com content is these bunch of photos of girls that just happen to be: FUCKING HORRIBLE.

That's not the worst part, you can't say shit to them, everything is art, it's a free speech community, therefore I have to shut the fuck up. I just can't do that.

Even a pic of a can of coke with a titty on the background is art, it doesn't matter if it's the shittiest, most horribe and old titty in the world, IT'S ART! Some dude taking a close-up of his cock? ART! Some nasty skank covering her vagina with fake blood? ART! This bothers me and I can't take it out of my system, i'm not even complaining about furries and all the shitty poetry that flood that place. There is some quality stuff in there, great art but all the rest of the crap abhors me.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:03:58 PM
QuoteHoly cellulitis, batman!

I chuckled.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:04:28 PM
What's the deal that she tattooed a pig's butt?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:05:20 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fh%2Fhug.gif&hash=d0ca6f8b4163103527f0f53065bbfe3afc7ec133) And this asshole is trying to say he knows what he is talking about, ha! I even have stretch marks on my boobs, because they weren't there at all, and then boom they came in all of a sudden! Hahahaha.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fh%2Fheart.gif&hash=d23b35eb96ba9167d8361acf6d5c45c439c203c6) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fb%2Fbiggrin.gif&hash=8e516490f559199b72d049e31ef0bac4b74f4534)
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TremcladClock on February 16, 2009, 10:06:06 PM
Sounds like you know the score.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:06:33 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1523112 And this asshole is trying to say he knows what he is talking about, ha! I even have stretch marks on my boobs, because they weren't there at all, and then boom they came in all of a sudden! Hahahaha.

hahahahah
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:07:17 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fb%2Fbiggrin.gif&hash=8e516490f559199b72d049e31ef0bac4b74f4534) Thank you!!! I love it!
I think the same thing, I love women with
LOTS of tattoos, lol, I think because they
Are the ones that give me the drive to be who
I really am, and who I am is a heavily tattooed
Woman, and I am going to be that one day! (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fb%2Fbiggrin.gif&hash=8e516490f559199b72d049e31ef0bac4b74f4534)

Thank you soooo much (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fsmooch.gif&hash=025e5b95c943e242ac10bf3191db38c19d9712c4)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fl%2Flove.gif&hash=327dc0fd6d7c3789e41bff3ddca7d3cdf89c51a8) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fc%2Fcuddle.gif&hash=cf56eb690ec2993255b8fcb8361100874297a314) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fsmooch.gif&hash=025e5b95c943e242ac10bf3191db38c19d9712c4) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fh%2Fheart.gif&hash=d23b35eb96ba9167d8361acf6d5c45c439c203c6) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fg%2Fglomp.gif&hash=ab09c7a3e2b53acacc1770b8e35d1a0a983edab7)

--

Wow cool! (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fsmile.gif&hash=9c8da1fe00640c9174af986682228f13c7e8e048) Well your beautiful already and I can't wait to see the finished transformation/end result! (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fsmile.gif&hash=9c8da1fe00640c9174af986682228f13c7e8e048) I am sure you will look amazing Sheri! (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fh%2Fhug.gif&hash=d0ca6f8b4163103527f0f53065bbfe3afc7ec133)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fr%2Frose.gif&hash=94cbf3a1ae2c5ce0b1a1cba1b64ad5d6edc4819b) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fg%2Fglomp.gif&hash=ab09c7a3e2b53acacc1770b8e35d1a0a983edab7) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fc%2Fcuddle.gif&hash=cf56eb690ec2993255b8fcb8361100874297a314) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fh%2Fheart.gif&hash=d23b35eb96ba9167d8361acf6d5c45c439c203c6) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fk%2Fkiss.gif&hash=afdf180f5a368b184882bf378cb6e83eb679338c) (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fsmooch.gif&hash=025e5b95c943e242ac10bf3191db38c19d9712c4)

^_^
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 10:08:01 PM
Why did he put a watermark on it, who the hell is gonna steal this?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 10:08:12 PM
Oh fuck that's a girl isn't it
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Master Bates;1523111What's the deal that she tattooed a pig's butt?
It's her butt, that's the problem... and then I said "holy cellulitis, batman" which I think it's loads of lol or at least worth a chuckle, like mr. dwarfinator expressed and the bitch and a bunch of ugly hags got mad at me so I opened megarotic and started fapping because I thought that my dick would fall after seeing that.

True story.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:09:40 PM
It is a common misconception that stretch marks are the result of the rapid stretching of the skin associated with rapid growth (common in puberty) or weight gain (e.g. pregnancy and/or muscle building) that overcomes the dermis's elasticity.

Stretch marks are influenced by hormonal changes associated with puberty, pregnancy, muscle building etc. [1]

Although stretch marks are generally associated with pregnancy and obesity, they can also develop during rapid muscle growth.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:10:35 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523121It's her butt, that's the problem... and then I said "holy cellulitis, batman" which I think it's loads of lol or at least worth a chuckle, like mr. dwarfinator expressed and the bitch and a bunch of ugly hags got mad at me so I opened megarotic and started fapping because I thought that my dick would fall after seeing that.

True story.
that was the joke
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 10:11:07 PM
yes it's a girl
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg528.imageshack.us%2Fimg528%2F7581%2Fkloklz4.png&hash=8fd3a8274bd983d6a69e5f7935705160466437d0)
HI THER I NEW CLOK
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:12:54 PM
Her cellulite/stretchmark combo is making me physically ill.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 10:12:54 PM
Quote from: ABSIHTNECLOCK;1523122It is a common misconception that stretch marks are the result of the rapid stretching of the skin associated with rapid growth (common in puberty) or weight gain (e.g. pregnancy and/or muscle building) that overcomes the dermis's elasticity. Stretch marks are influenced by hormonal changes associated with puberty, pregnancy, muscle building etc. [1] Although stretch marks are generally associated with pregnancy and obesity, they can also develop during rapid muscle growth.

Yes yes! That's what they told me in class but Mrs. Striae here will never get it, I mean she said she has 3 tattos of the number 13! How fucking stupid do you have to be to tattoo that 3 times in your body? It's I'm a edgy teen.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
hahhahaa
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 10:13:26 PM
It's not even her art, it's someone else's.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:16:24 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1523132It's not even her art, it's someone else's.

~but it's on her canvas~
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:16:39 PM
Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1523132It's not even her art, it's someone else's.
So we can also expect she never tattooed?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
QuoteOh holy crap you're a girl aren't you? I thought you were that bearded dude you see when you google "fat guy on computer"

Should I post this?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:17:27 PM
Quote from: Master Bates;1523139So we can also expect she never tattooed?

MAN SHE GOT THREEE TATTOOS OF THE NUMBER THIRTEEN ON HER BODY SHES A FRICKEN EXPERT ON TATOOS
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:17:34 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1523140Should I post this?

yeah
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:17:56 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1523140Should I post this?

also explain stretch marks to her
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 10:18:10 PM
Quote from: Master Bates;1523139So we can also expect she never tattooed?

Unless she did it herself, it's someone elses art, unless ofcourse she designed it, but as she said that some place does a deal $13 for the number 13 on the 13th it's someone elses idea, and is thus their art.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 10:18:17 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1523140Should I post this?
yesyesyesyes
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:19:06 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fstar_full.gif&hash=a7bfce2160bdbf6457418bd27aa556d94626e272) AND don't think you are telling me something new, about my stretch marks, I know. And If you are going to comment on just my stretch marks, instead of my tattoo, like the first asshole who commented. Then I will mark your comments as spam. And because you are I'm a edgy teen & shallow!
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:23:09 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1523147 AND don't think you are telling me something new, about my stretch marks, I know. And If you are going to comment on just my stretch marks, instead of my tattoo, like the first asshole who commented. Then I will mark your comments as spam. And because you are I'm a edgy teen & shallow!
i.e. Deviantart.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 16, 2009, 10:24:27 PM
kekekekekekekeke http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/My-Grenade-88620573
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 10:26:33 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523154kekekekekekekeke http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/My-Grenade-88620573

haha
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:27:14 PM
pork grinds! pork grinds!
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 16, 2009, 10:28:02 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523154kekekekekekekeke http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/My-Grenade-88620573

replied
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
replied


why am i talking in yellow?!?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:30:58 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523154kekekekekekekeke http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/My-Grenade-88620573

I daresay GrotesqueDarling is a remarkably fitting name.

EDIT: Somebody please post that as a comment. I will love you forever, or at least until I ride off into the sunset in search of unconquered brothels.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Topcatyo on February 16, 2009, 10:31:05 PM
Was she in an accident or is something severely wrong with her skin?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 10:32:53 PM
Quote from: ABSIHTNECLOCK;1523163replied

I also replied
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:33:05 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1523169Was she in an accident or is something severely wrong with her skin?
its a severe case of night elf vitiligo
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:35:11 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1523175its a severe case of night elf vitiligo

She looks more like a red elf to me. It looks almost like she went on a killing spree and forgot to use soap when she was cleaning up.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 16, 2009, 10:35:16 PM
I thought she was wearing an ugly white sweater for a second.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 16, 2009, 10:37:49 PM
Actually, I've inspected her skin more closely now, and I've come to the conclusion that she just has the complexion of a bloated corpse.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbizzlebros.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F12%2Fleft4dead-608-7.jpg&hash=1f2447202e6dd90f466ac462ed41fdf41e9bbcd1)
Eh?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 16, 2009, 10:39:29 PM
Whoa, SillyPutty! Where did you find a picture of her?

*Gets into a mental DeviantArt state*

It's so awesome! It's the greatest thing! Congrats LOL! ^___^
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 16, 2009, 10:46:16 PM
I'll bet she has a fissured tongue too

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg530.imageshack.us%2Fimg530%2F4804%2Ffissuredgeographictongupl9.jpg&hash=2984105bedfed5978370f7417cda135a44142198)
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Flounderpa on February 16, 2009, 10:50:05 PM
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

[u2]L1BDM1oBRJ8[/u2]
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TequilaClock on February 16, 2009, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1523200I'll bet she has a fissured tongue too

oh god oh god oh god oh god
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 16, 2009, 10:53:31 PM
Quote from: HazardClock;1523207PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

[u2]L1BDM1oBRJ8[/u2]

didnt i post this somewhere before?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Munglai on February 16, 2009, 11:34:15 PM
oh fuck her skin looks like dead chicken skin
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Topcatyo on February 17, 2009, 12:27:06 AM
Quote from: HazardClock;1523207PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

[u2]L1BDM1oBRJ8[/u2]
My stomach hurts from laughing and I don't know why.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Plug Clock on February 17, 2009, 01:07:52 AM
http://ifavtrash.deviantart.com/
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on February 17, 2009, 01:37:09 AM
Fat people would be better off trying to lose weight instead of getting people to respect their fattiness.

Here's a suggestion: don't eat anything for a month.  It won't kill you and you'll lose a ton of weight.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 17, 2009, 01:59:12 AM
Quote from: Duck Clock;1523377http://ifavtrash.deviantart.com/
good stuff
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 17, 2009, 02:02:48 AM
Quote from: Duck Clock;1523377http://ifavtrash.deviantart.com/

That's refreshing.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Plug Clock on February 17, 2009, 02:21:43 AM
Quote from: Snake Clock;1523394That's refreshing.

He needs to fav more stuff.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: ChimeClock on February 17, 2009, 02:41:17 AM
haha, even my stretch-mark ridden skin doesn't look that dry. :D
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on February 17, 2009, 03:53:36 AM
this shit, furries, and japan is causing suffering in the world
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: GodClock on February 17, 2009, 04:44:21 AM
a tattoo done by someone else = your art
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: YoYoClock on February 17, 2009, 05:36:20 AM
I'm pretty turned on at this guys
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WrenchClock on February 17, 2009, 06:06:17 AM
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
ARGH
I CAN'T UNSEE THAT
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WrenchClock on February 17, 2009, 06:11:50 AM
also
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/113032555/979945254
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DNAClock on February 17, 2009, 06:20:36 AM
hehe guyz...

http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/Labels-and-Lies-112826444

I dont understand,
I can't understand,
Andyou keep making me run
In these circles!

You can fuck me,
You can tattoo me,
But you don't want to
Be my boyfriend.

You only want me to fuck you,
You want to be only one
Tattooing me,
But you don't want a relationship.

I allow you to place me
In this circle, where I run around
And around...

And the sad this, I run when you
Tell me and I stop when you tell me.

"Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage."
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Fireman on February 17, 2009, 06:34:20 AM
http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/Not-Just-Music-111760935
:rockin: :rockin: :rockin:

TRUTH: Once a metal fan, always a metal fan. You'll die with that love & honor in your heart.

Oh boy I sure hope to die with honor after listening to some Iron Maiden.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: RobClock on February 17, 2009, 06:55:41 AM
what i have seen on that deviantart page will scar me for the rest of my life.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DingleberryClock on February 17, 2009, 08:04:28 AM
lol good grindcore title

"You Go to DeviantArt"
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 17, 2009, 01:39:02 PM
lets all comment but we all say "BOOMER"
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 17, 2009, 05:40:20 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1523108It's this kind of shit: http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/Creepy-13-113032555
 
Like I bet that 1/4 of all the deviantart.com content is these bunch of photos of girls that just happen to be: FUCK YOU not even complaining about furries and all the shitty poetry that flood that place. There is some quality stuff in there, great art but all the rest of the crap abhors me.

sweet lord, how can a ass b ''cool''
 
B  i
Quote from: RobClock;1523447what i have seen on that deviantart page will scar me for the rest of my life.

that too. this ass is r. scary, mate
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 17, 2009, 05:49:43 PM
I think emoticons are among the worst things to ever happen to communication.
Also, I think it's funny how one of the commenters said (presumably about DNAClock) that he's "not female. therefore he doesnt know ANYTHING." It's quite ironic how that phrase is rather sexist even though women have been fighting sexism and whatnot for like a century.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 17, 2009, 05:53:39 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/feminism-rant.php
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: LSD on February 17, 2009, 07:24:47 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1523590lets all comment but we all say "BOOMER"

agreed, except i puked
but like wow she's trying to tell people it's because she developed early
if every girl that started getting tits early had mutated stretch marks I'd be pissed
on a side note, wtf's up with girls getting ridiculous tattoos
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Exclamation Mark on February 17, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
HEY U GUISE I MADE SOME 100% ORIGINAL ARTWORK 6________6


(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagebay.com%2F_upload%2Fimg%2F63%2F13A.jpg&hash=a1237ee16f413b59678896db607c4a1ce229dd9a)







Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1523590lets all comment but we all say "BOOMER"
I did something like this once, except some furry had roleplay tackled me (I don't know why me) and I started shouting "HUNTER! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Wind-up Clock on February 17, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
Unfortunately Deviantart is subject to Sturgeon's law: 90% of what you find there is utter crap.

That 10% that is NOT crap can range from decent to gold.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 17, 2009, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: Farseer Taldeer;1523902I did something like this once, except some furry had roleplay tackled me (I don't know why me) and I started shouting "HUNTER! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

I literally burst into laughter.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Exclamation Mark on February 17, 2009, 09:21:06 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523924I literally burst into laughter.

Actually, I got the chatlog right here, I was trolling some furry steam group.


Ace (SWE) Dwaggie >:3 pounces jm
16:32 - Judge Mortis: HUNTER
16:32 - Judge Mortis: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Safe___Clock on February 17, 2009, 09:22:59 PM
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SO UM WHEN DO I CLOK EXACTLY
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 17, 2009, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: SAFE M8 INIT BLUD;1523937
SO UM WHEN DO I CLOK EXACTLY

WHEN U GET THAT 13 TRUNED INTO A B
LOL NOOB
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Fireman on February 18, 2009, 01:00:54 AM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523950WHEN U GET THAT 13 TRUNED INTO A B
LOL NOOB

iz 1337 4 B yo
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: killerbite on February 18, 2009, 05:17:38 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523168I daresay GrotesqueDarling is a remarkably fitting name.

EDIT: Somebody please post that as a comment. I will love you forever, or at least until I ride off into the sunset in search of unconquered brothels.


posted also have replied for lulz
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 18, 2009, 05:22:56 PM
Quote from: roboticwalrusclock;1524418posted also have replied for lulz

SMOOCH!
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: killerbite on February 18, 2009, 05:28:40 PM
Quote from: Farseer Taldeer;1523902I did something like this once, except some furry had roleplay tackled me (I don't know why me) and I started shouting "HUNTER! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

i fucken lol'ed for like 20 min
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: GearBoxClock on February 18, 2009, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1523168I daresay GrotesqueDarling is a remarkably fitting name.

EDIT: Somebody please post that as a comment. I will love you forever, or at least until I ride off into the sunset in search of unconquered brothels.

I posted something along those lines
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: skeletal on February 18, 2009, 06:06:26 PM
As offensive as her ass/stomach is I am twice as disgusted at the fact she has THREE fucking tattoos of the number 13.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: China Clock on February 18, 2009, 06:14:42 PM
Yes, yes. Skinproblems etc. You guys are being quite childish (or "shallow" although I doubt there's anything 'deeper' in this case), her looks are quite alright as a whole (http://grotesquedarling13.deviantart.com/art/Too-Much-Horror-113301366). The first pic, with the 13 ohwait, looks less like disturbing coloured skin and more like extremely shitty camera work, which is ironic considering it's "art".

It's just a shitty attentionwhore who examplifies how shitty DeviantArt is. You're trying to "ad hominem" her "art" instead of saying anything how bad it is on it's own. Overlooking the facts about how it most likely is just her asking the tattooartist for something, 'her' stuff would be the angsty poetry. :emo:

Quote from: Farseer Taldeer;1523902I did something like this once, except some furry had roleplay tackled me (I don't know why me) and I started shouting "HUNTER! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

Haha, oh wow.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 18, 2009, 06:21:36 PM
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I don't think she quite got what I was saying.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: China Clock on February 18, 2009, 06:23:06 PM
Quote from: Snake Clock;1524458

I don't think she quite got what I was saying.

A clever one, that is.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 18, 2009, 06:25:02 PM
Quote from: China Clock;1524451Yes, yes. Skinproblems etc. You guys are being quite childish (or "shallow" although I doubt there's anything 'deeper' in this case), her looks are quite alright as a whole. The first pic, with the 13 ohwait, looks less like disturbing coloured skin and more like extremely shitty camera work, which is ironic considering it's "art".

It's just a shitty attentionwhore who examplifies how shitty DeviantArt is. You're trying to "ad hominem" her "art" instead of saying anything how bad it is on it's own. Overlooking the facts about how it most likely is just her asking the tattooartist for something, 'her' stuff would be the angsty poetry. :emo:



Haha, oh wow.


She has quite a mannish face.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: DingleberryClock on February 18, 2009, 08:03:54 PM
If deviantart is so bad, they may love my stuff. I made an account. look me up dingleberryclock kthx
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 18, 2009, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: Snake Clock;1524458

I don't think she quite got what I was saying.

I find it ironic that she's talking about others not having work to show when these comments are about a tattoo that she didn't even design.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 18, 2009, 09:15:36 PM
Quote from: Snake Clock;1524458
 
I don't think she quite got what I was saying.

ha ha ha!
 
that is so funny
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: RabidClock on February 18, 2009, 09:22:30 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1524534I find it ironic that she's talking about others not having work to show when these comments are about a tattoo that she didn't even design.

That's not irony, that's coincidental or hypocrisy :)
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 18, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1524570That's not irony, that's coincidental or hypocrisy :)

Whatever. It's close enough for me.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 18, 2009, 09:51:20 PM
Quote from: China Clock;1524451her looks are quite alright as a whole.

If you forget about her face.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 18, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
I just had this idea: I should make a DeviantArt account and upload a whole lot of intentionally shitty drawings and then everyone will be like "WOW UR SO TALENTED ^___^".
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: RabidClock on February 18, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1524589If you forget about her face.
Shes a disgrace to the Misfits >:C
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Plug Clock on February 18, 2009, 10:13:04 PM
Quote from: !!DEATH PANDA!!;1524597I just had this idea: I should make a DeviantArt account and upload a whole lot of intentionally shitty drawings and then everyone will be like "WOW UR SO TALENTED ^___^".

Go by the name (noun x)(noun y), and get fans of your work to create alt accounts under the name (noun a)(noun y). For Example:

Strawberryclock
OrangeClock
Appleclock
Razzberr... oh wait...
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: China Clock on February 18, 2009, 10:15:35 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1524589If you forget about her face.

Alright != gorgeous, I'm just saying they were being moronic about it. Also, I fail to see anything hugely wrong with it, tbh. Picky people. Intelligence is the #1 priotity by far, so if that was true it'd be all well and good (on the condition of deleting shitty emo poetry in favor of being punk or something, not that I'm that into the style). Oh well, not really interested in defending the retard, just upholding the conduct of Clocksen to it's proper gentlemen standards! :tophat:
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 18, 2009, 10:17:40 PM
Quote from: Duck Clock;1524607Go by the name (noun x)(noun y), and get fans of your work to create alt accounts under the name (noun a)(noun y). For Example:

Strawberryclock
OrangeClock
Appleclock
Razzberr... oh wait...
Would WobbuffetClock work? Or perhaps DeathPandaClock?
Does it have to be clock?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 18, 2009, 10:19:31 PM
Quote from: !!DEATH PANDA!!;1524618Would WobbuffetClock work? Or perhaps DeathPandaClock?

Nah, I don't think so. Only one person's ever pulled off naming her Clock after a Pokémon, and she's not around much anymore. :p
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 18, 2009, 10:21:46 PM
Quote from: Snake Clock;1524620Nah, I don't think so. Only one person's ever pulled off naming her Clock after a Pokémon, and she's not around much anymore. :p
Death Panda is not a pokemon.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 18, 2009, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: !!DEATH PANDA!!;1524621Death Panda is not a pokemon.

That's a manga character no one knows about. I guess that could work, but it still seems a little gimmicky. PandaClock is much cooler, I'll be honest with you.

And Death Panda COULD be a Pokémon if you could fit it in a Pokéball before it killed you. :p
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 18, 2009, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: Snake Clock;1524622That's a manga character no one knows about. I guess that could work, but it still seems a little gimmicky. PandaClock is much cooler, I'll be honest with you.

And Death Panda COULD be a Pokémon if you could fit it in a Pokéball before it killed you. :p
PandaClock has been taken. LokiClock pointed that out to me yesterday.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 18, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
Quote from: !!DEATH PANDA!!;1524621Death Panda is not a pokemon.

If he were the game would be completely unbalanced. Everybody would just use a team of six death pandas.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 18, 2009, 10:27:21 PM
Quote from: !!DEATH PANDA!!;1524625PandaClock has been taken. LokiClock pointed that out to me yesterday.

Oops. Fair enough, then. Thanks for correcting me.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 18, 2009, 10:54:56 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1524626If he were the game would be completely unbalanced. Everybody would just use a team of six death pandas.

What about those killer giraffes?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 18, 2009, 10:56:43 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1524648What about those killer giraffes?

Those are banned in tournaments because if they go up against a Death Panda neither will fight.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 18, 2009, 10:57:55 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1524650Those are banned in tournaments because if they go up against a Death Panda neither will fight.

Why wouldn't people just have entire parties of killer giraffes, though? Is it because Death Pandas are Death Pandas?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 18, 2009, 11:01:55 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1524653Why wouldn't people just have entire parties of killer giraffes, though? Is it because Death Pandas are Death Pandas?

Females don't pass on TM moves to their offspring.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: SnakeClock on February 18, 2009, 11:05:33 PM
Stop making me want to make a Death Panda game! I don't want to turn into Bob! :(
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 18, 2009, 11:07:02 PM
In Death Pandamon, there are only three pokemon. Death Panda, Killing Kirin, and Shrine Maiden. And there are only two moves available to Death Panda and Killing Kirin, eviscerate and rape.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 19, 2009, 12:01:01 AM
I did it!
http://deathpandaclock.deviantart.com/
:D
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Loki Clock on February 19, 2009, 12:11:50 AM
Inspiration: http://hitman-jk.deviantart.com/art/The-scale-breaker-113227683
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 19, 2009, 12:12:33 AM
i dont understand the problem
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 19, 2009, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1524685Inspiration: http://hitman-jk.deviantart.com/art/The-scale-breaker-113227683

Why is DA so predispositioned to inflation crap?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: WobbuffetClock on February 19, 2009, 12:14:42 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1524687Why is DA so predispositioned to inflation crap?
Because everyone on dA is a fatass.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 19, 2009, 12:15:11 AM
Quote from: !!DEATH PANDA!!;1524688Because everyone on dA is a fatass.

Or at least they wish they were.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Kombucha on February 19, 2009, 12:18:42 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1524660In Death Pandamon, there are only three pokemon. Death Panda, Killing Kirin, and Shrine Maiden. And there are only two moves available to Death Panda and Killing Kirin, eviscerate and rape.
Does Shrine Maiden evolve into Killing Kirin?
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 19, 2009, 12:20:09 AM
Quote from: Jill;1524690Does Shrine Maiden evolve into Killing Kirin?

Well, only one of them does.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Kombucha on February 19, 2009, 12:30:49 AM
The other one has it's limbs ripped off and is raped.
Title: I have a HUGE issue with deviantart
Post by: Fireman on February 19, 2009, 12:45:22 AM
Quote from: China Clock;1524451her looks are quite alright as a whole.

I think he managed to pull off the look better
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