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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: GodClock on February 20, 2009, 06:35:00 PM

Title: And in todays news.
Post by: GodClock on February 20, 2009, 06:35:00 PM
http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
Watch your butts.
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 20, 2009, 06:37:32 PM
When you thought you had seen it all.
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on February 20, 2009, 06:44:18 PM
How in the world would the compressed gas really be that powerful? Unless the manufacturers put an ungodly amount in their I wouldn't expect this to happen.
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Post by: RomanClock on February 20, 2009, 06:44:59 PM
There's no way a chair canister could explode like that.
Why is there no blood on the chair if this thing caused enough bleeding for him to die?
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Post by: salt on February 20, 2009, 06:56:08 PM
omg im so scared holy SHIT i need a new chair helpppp
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Post by: Safe___Clock on February 20, 2009, 07:05:50 PM
i just got a new gas lifty chair today




















..........
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 20, 2009, 07:23:05 PM
Ow.
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Post by: Flounderpa on February 20, 2009, 07:28:48 PM
I doubt it could explode and go trough the seat and actually kill someone, maybe left a metal incrustation in the ass, but not death.
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Post by: Blue on February 20, 2009, 08:52:58 PM
I had a seat that was recalled because of something similar to this... Injuries have been known to happen, but if you keep the seat fairly low to the ground and/or the seat is well made it should not be possible. I don't believe this one though. The seat would have been fairly covered in blood, It's more likely that the metal around the cylinder sheared by wear causing the cylinder to be pushed up through the seat forcibly... Sure it would have hurt, but killed someone? Maybe if they were very heavy... A very fat 14 year old maybe.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 20, 2009, 09:09:51 PM
This reminds me of an interesting story. There was a town where people were trying to get high by using bicycle pumps in their ass. They thought it felt pretty good, so obviously if you increase it you'll feel even better right?

So they used one of those car tire fillers at a gas station and he pretty much exploded.
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Post by: buttplug on February 20, 2009, 09:53:14 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1525801This reminds me of an interesting story. There was a town where people were trying to get high by using bicycle pumps in their ass. They thought it felt pretty good, so obviously if you increase it you'll feel even better right?

So they used one of those car tire fillers at a gas station and he pretty much exploded.

Airpump?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 20, 2009, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: IndifferentsintheClock;1525826Airpump?

It was probably his dad.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 20, 2009, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1525827It was probably his dad.

So yesterday this cop was in my English class to talk about crime and families.
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on February 21, 2009, 12:34:38 AM
I sit in a hardwood chair. Something about sitting on a compressed Gas Cylinder doesn't appeal to me.
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Post by: peyoteclock on February 21, 2009, 02:00:11 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;1525703There's no way a chair canister could explode like that.
Why is there no blood on the chair if this thing caused enough bleeding for him to die?

because when your chair explodes the logical reaction is to sit on it and bleed right?
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 21, 2009, 02:01:42 AM
Quote from: peyote;1525933because when your chair explodes the logical reaction is to sit on it and bleed right?

I imagine there would be some splatter or something. The chair wouldn't come out spotless.
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Post by: RomanClock on February 21, 2009, 04:05:04 AM
Quote from: peyote;1525933because when your chair explodes the logical reaction is to sit on it and bleed right?

If you are bleeding fast enough to die in a few minutes, there would be blood everywhere.
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Post by: GodClock on February 21, 2009, 05:18:45 AM
new mythbusters myth!
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on February 21, 2009, 07:15:02 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1525957new mythbusters myth!
hahahaha
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Post by: Slash on February 21, 2009, 07:21:53 AM
Quote from: Jim Halpert;1525982hahahaha

Actually it sounds exactly like a myth they would try to bust, I believe they're accepting suggestions, so I guess you could mail them if you want to.
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Post by: CashClock on February 21, 2009, 08:21:54 AM
This brings a whole new term too, "Watch your ass."
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on February 21, 2009, 11:37:09 AM
Quote from: Reisen Udongein Inaba;1525983Actually it sounds exactly like a myth they would try to bust, I believe they're accepting suggestions, so I guess you could mail them if you want to.
Of course I want
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Post by: AbsintheClock on February 21, 2009, 11:42:04 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg180.imageshack.us%2Fimg180%2F8615%2Ffrenteze1.jpg&hash=8b40e9553d8449fe99082a9b446e30456ddcc640):rockin:
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Post by: OvenmittClock on February 21, 2009, 04:31:21 PM
haha china
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Post by: RomanClock on February 21, 2009, 07:22:30 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1525957new mythbusters myth!

Tis an excellent suggestion!
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Post by: Thunderbolt on February 21, 2009, 07:38:03 PM
http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/7501919888/m/85819925001
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Post by: berimfuckyoubau on February 21, 2009, 09:01:26 PM
BR?