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Arts & Leisure => Pokemon Stadium => Reading and Writing => Topic farted by: Topcatyo on February 23, 2009, 04:15:38 PM

Title: Revenge
Post by: Topcatyo on February 23, 2009, 04:15:38 PM
“Stop!  Stop!  I’m sorry!  I didn’t mean to kill her!”
“Sophie was my wife, the love of my life, and you killed her you bastard!”
A pistol whip to the head, one of many.
“I never meant to hurt her!  I didn’t mean it!  I swear!”
“The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and boy did you fuck up big time."
Yet another pistol whip.  The man tied to the chair spat blood on the ground.
A click.  The captive looked up into the barrel of the pistol.
“I want you to remember what it feels like, the disappointment that you were so close to dying instantly.  Boom.  Quick.  Unexpected.  Painless.  When I, your last glimmer of hope, leave you and this room forever, I want you to remember just how close you were to getting off easy.”
He put the gun back in its holster and left the room, Gavrilo Princip screaming repeated pleadings of “No!”  He never looked back, and the last he heard before getting out of earshot were the rats devouring him.


The spiritual successor to "Henry Rollins Fucks Shit Up".
It's about Franz Ferdinand, just to point that out.  Let's imagine he lived for this story.
Title: Revenge
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 13, 2009, 07:04:59 PM
So this is like Bioshock?
Title: Revenge
Post by: Topcatyo on March 14, 2009, 01:47:52 AM
Quote from: Insane Cultist #4;1540629So this is like Bioshock?
Not at all.
What would the similarities be, though, I'm curious.
Title: Revenge
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 14, 2009, 08:41:20 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1540805Not at all.
What would the similarities be, though, I'm curious.

spiritual successor
Title: Revenge
Post by: Topcatyo on March 14, 2009, 10:34:53 AM
Quote from: Insane Cultist #4;1540870spiritual successor
Oh, I see.
Then yes.
Title: Revenge
Post by: buttplug on March 14, 2009, 11:57:50 AM
write one about Carrot Top and Pauly Shore
Title: Revenge
Post by: Topcatyo on March 14, 2009, 01:22:14 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1540946write one about Carrot Top and Pauly Shore
Sounds good, I'll get to work.
Title: Revenge
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 14, 2009, 01:31:48 PM
Write one about Vince Vaugn and call it V for Vagina.
Title: Revenge
Post by: GearBoxClock on March 14, 2009, 01:34:01 PM
B for Bee-Shooting-Hand
Title: Revenge
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 28, 2009, 01:28:16 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1540983B for Bee-Shooting-Hand

Is that a hand that bees shoot out of, or a hand that shoots at bees?
Either way, I support this.
Title: Revenge
Post by: GearBoxClock on March 28, 2009, 01:32:07 PM
B for Bioshock-Style-Hand-That-Shoots-Bees-at-Everyone
Title: Revenge
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 29, 2009, 10:13:07 AM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1547856B for Bioshock-Style-Hand-That-Shoots-Bees-at-Everyone

Ah. I never played it, you see.
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