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Title: Dumbest fuckin thing you've ever done.
Post by: BellClock on February 28, 2009, 03:02:52 PM
What's yours?

Today I managed to stab myself in the ass with a big breadknife.

Beat that.
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Post by: Maltese on February 28, 2009, 03:09:21 PM
burnt my finger with a soldering iron after telling my brother to be careful because soldering irons are hot
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Post by: PimpClock on February 28, 2009, 03:12:41 PM
Went on this thread
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 28, 2009, 03:13:00 PM
Fell UP the stairs, twice, on the same day.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 28, 2009, 03:21:37 PM
Jammed a runt up my nose and had to have it pulled out in a hospital. They put me in a straight jacket during the procedure because I kept biting and punching the doctor.
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Post by: Slurpee on February 28, 2009, 03:32:31 PM
Oh, man. This one time I attended a private international lecture on semiotics at Cornell, and I read the ticket for my seat wrong. I thought it was row 5, seat g, but it was row s, seat 9, and I ended up getting into this awful little skirmish with Umberto Eco, you know, of course, both of us accusing the other of taking his chair, and I fucking shot him.
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Post by: AlbinoClock on February 28, 2009, 04:12:55 PM
When I was 16 I punched a fire door and broke my right ring knuckle. To this day it is about 1 cm closer to my wrist than it is supposed to be.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on February 28, 2009, 04:14:29 PM
Posting in the "hooray for child abuse" thread.
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Post by: Slash on February 28, 2009, 04:33:47 PM
Get angry at videogames
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 28, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
Opening a portal between Earth and a bizarre world called Xen.
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Post by: patriotclock on February 28, 2009, 04:44:58 PM
joined the clock crew, stayed for 4 1/2 years
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Post by: Heliopios on February 28, 2009, 04:46:54 PM
I payed for runescape about 5 years ago
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Post by: GodClock on February 28, 2009, 04:49:23 PM
played WoW
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Post by: BluezombieClock on February 28, 2009, 04:50:06 PM
Dumbest thing... I honestly don't know.
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Post by: Poltergeist on February 28, 2009, 06:00:59 PM
Listened to and enjoyed Linkin Park as a preteen.

I know, I deserve everything bad tat's ever happened to me
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Post by: RabidClock on February 28, 2009, 06:53:19 PM
quit a 1/4 million a year job because I missed my girlfriend >:C
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Post by: The Spoiler on February 28, 2009, 06:56:52 PM
I bought Spore.
Second dumbest thing was probably giving my self a severe injury with a coffee table (twice) as a kid, but really that doesn't even approach the level of stupidity required to buy Spore.
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Post by: RabidClock on February 28, 2009, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1530803I bought Spore.
Second dumbest thing was probably giving my self a severe injury with a coffee table (twice) as a kid, but really that doesn't even approach the level of stupidity required to buy Spore.
Don't feel bad, I bought it too :(
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Post by: TwistClock on February 28, 2009, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1530803I bought Spore.
Second dumbest thing was probably giving my self a severe injury with a coffee table (twice) as a kid, but really that doesn't even approach the level of stupidity required to buy Spore.

I Liked spore.

I had brought shit loads of Spraycans at Camden, and took them to south bank with me. I started Spraypainting and some 13 year old with all his faggot friends came running down at me. Saying that i had "gone over their tag", and Threatened to stab me and shit if i didnt get down and do 20 Push-ups.

Yeah, I ran. So, i ended up getting on a train at Charing X, and i got off at London Bridge. I stayed around there for a little while and saw The assholes who Threatened me coming out of the entrance. Yeah, i ran for the fucking hills.

I lost them though, pretty fun if i say so.
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Post by: The Spoiler on February 28, 2009, 07:19:46 PM
Quote from: AbsintheCluck;1530807I Liked spore.
It wasn't so bad while it lasted, but it got boring way too fast (especially considering it was supposed to be the game of the decade). Also I bought the Galactic Edition , which makes me way dumber.

Another stupid thing I did: One day when I was in the third or fourth grade I got really miserably pissed off at school for one reason or another. As a result I said some things that the school staff didn't take too kindly to, like "I hope this place blows up". The school took it rather seriously and I think the principal got involved. I don't remember and repercussions from it, but I wouldn't be surprised if my permanent records say something about terroristic threats or the like as a result.
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Post by: TwistClock on February 28, 2009, 07:27:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1530810It wasn't so bad while it lasted, but it got boring way too fast (especially considering it was supposed to be the game of the decade). Also I bought the Galactic Edition , which makes me way dumber.

Another stupid thing I did: One day when I was in the third or fourth grade I got really miserably pissed off at school for one reason or another. As a result I said some things that the school staff didn't take too kindly to, like "I hope this place blows up". The school took it rather seriously and I think the principal got involved. I don't remember and repercussions from it, but I wouldn't be surprised if my permanent records say something about terroristic threats or the like as a result.

I Suppose so. Space age got boring once you found the Grox Empire anyway.
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 28, 2009, 07:32:41 PM
And i'm gonna say this for Kombucha, i brought the thinpack Azumanga dvd set, only to get the special collectors edition for christmas anyway.
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Post by: Kombucha on February 28, 2009, 07:33:38 PM
Quote from: TruncheonClock;1530819And i'm gonna say this for Kombucha, i brought the thinpack Azumanga dvd set, only to get the special collectors edition for christmas anyway.
:D
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Post by: RabidClock on February 28, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
Quote from: TruncheonClock;1530819And i'm gonna say this for Kombucha, i brought the thinpack Azumanga dvd set, only to get the special collectors edition for christmas anyway.
ANMIE@@!! L:SDKFJSD:LFKDSJ
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 28, 2009, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1530823ANMIE@@!! L:SDKFJSD:LFKDSJ
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

NO DONT PLEASE
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Post by: TwistClock on February 28, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
And that time i made my Teacher break the Curtains.

That was pretty funny, but i got in deep shit for it.
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Post by: Slurpee on February 28, 2009, 07:45:04 PM
Quote from: Best Basketball Game EVER;1530830In 8th gread when I was all emo and shit I got really pissed at my mom once and wrote in permanent marker on the wall in my room "HATE".

I was grounded for it and I had to repaint the walls.

ahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by: ChimeClock on February 28, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
just right now, putting quarters in a washing machine that was already full of clothes :D
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Post by: RabidClock on February 28, 2009, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: TruncheonClock;1530825NO DONT PLEASE
O ITS COMIN BOI, U BEETAR RUN!
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 28, 2009, 09:39:23 PM
I bought Spore. The sad part is that isn't even close to the stupidest thing I've ever done. I honestly can't tell you what the stupidest thing I've ever done was, because there are too many to bother ranking them. Also, I have a really bad memory regarding my own life, but I know that I've done some really stupid things. Like, absurdly stupid. What's funny is that I'm actually supposedly a pretty smart guy.
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Post by: Maltese on February 28, 2009, 09:42:02 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1530800quit a 1/4 million a year job because I missed my girlfriend >:C

you are an idiot.
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Post by: RobClock on February 28, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
i was born.

it was all downhill from there.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on February 28, 2009, 09:58:11 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1530926i was born.

Wow, you're pretty lame.

EDIT: Also, once I tried eating out of one of those tiny boxes of cereal. I did this by cutting it open along the dotted lines, removing the bag, opening the bag, pouring the cereal back into the box, and pouring in milk. Needless to say, it leaked. I'm ashamed to say that I was surprised.
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Post by: Maltese on February 28, 2009, 10:03:19 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1530926i was born.

that's your parent's fault, not your's
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Post by: TruncheonClock on February 28, 2009, 10:10:01 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1530929Also, once I tried eating out of one of those tiny boxes of cereal. I did this by cutting it open along the dotted lines, removing the bag, opening the bag, pouring the cereal back into the box, and pouring in milk. Needless to say, it leaked. I'm ashamed to say that I was surprised.

That's why the pour the milk into the bag :cool:
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Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on February 28, 2009, 10:31:26 PM
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=85185
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Post by: Pin Clock on February 28, 2009, 10:35:39 PM
7th grade and everything in it except me starting to animate.

Seriously, If I had a time machine, I'd make sure I get it right.
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Post by: Steve on March 01, 2009, 12:51:09 AM
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 01, 2009, 01:59:25 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk%2Fdata%2Fjpg%2Fdogbutt.jpg&hash=9c181734ec897b511c8802d089dcc8a1558fe270)
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Post by: CubeMelonClock on March 01, 2009, 02:09:59 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1531011

stop that flounderman!
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 01, 2009, 02:11:42 AM
The dog didn't say no
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Post by: CubeMelonClock on March 01, 2009, 02:37:29 AM
you givin me lip?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 01, 2009, 02:38:43 AM
Quote from: CubeMelonClock;1531034you givin me lip?

I'm giving you part of my mouth alright.
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Post by: TwistClock on March 01, 2009, 02:42:14 AM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1530929Also, once I tried eating out of one of those tiny boxes of cereal. I did this by cutting it open along the dotted lines, removing the bag, opening the bag, pouring the cereal back into the box, and pouring in milk. Needless to say, it leaked. I'm ashamed to say that I was surprised.

Hey i did this round a friends house once.
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Post by: CubeMelonClock on March 01, 2009, 02:46:58 AM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1531040I'm giving you part of my mouth alright.

too much information flounderman, find someone else to come out to.
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Post by: INoodleClock on March 01, 2009, 02:50:54 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1530718When I was 16 I punched a fire door and broke my right ring knuckle. To this day it is about 1 cm closer to my wrist than it is supposed to be.

18, it was a steel toilet door and broke my hand in two places - now have minus two knuckles on my left (drawing) hand.

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Post by: Insomnia on March 01, 2009, 02:58:41 AM
See thread (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=85289)
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Post by: WiiClock on March 01, 2009, 02:59:52 AM
about three weeks ago i punched a car window and my right pinky has been pushed back a good half centimeter or so.
:(
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Post by: Fireman on March 01, 2009, 03:14:10 AM
not study
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Post by: TequilaClock on March 01, 2009, 03:33:43 AM
^
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Post by: Flounderpa on March 01, 2009, 03:34:33 AM
Leaving a permanent scar on my face when I was 4, I lived near a forest and some douche decided to put some barbed wire on between two light posts ( in the entrance of the forest like place), and my bigger brother always played on the forest so he crossed, I was too small and stupid so I followed, and when I least expected I had a Scar in my face to now days
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Post by: BellClock on March 01, 2009, 11:38:48 AM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1531006i would rank "having an avatar of a girl licking a dogs ass" as dumber than what you posted

at least that's voluntarily :)

P.S. I love you guys
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Post by: Thunderbolt on March 01, 2009, 12:20:51 PM
using a fire extinguisher in a museum
or flushing someones shoe throught the toilet

idk wich one was dumber
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on March 01, 2009, 12:29:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1530810Another stupid thing I did: One day when I was in the third or fourth grade I got really miserably pissed off at school for one reason or another. As a result I said some things that the school staff didn't take too kindly to, like "I hope this place blows up". The school took it rather seriously and I think the principal got involved. I don't remember and repercussions from it, but I wouldn't be surprised if my permanent records say something about terroristic threats or the like as a result.

I wouldn't be surprised if you were an idiot. Because you are.
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Post by: TabascoClock on March 01, 2009, 12:35:38 PM
Listened to and enjoyed Green Day, and I'm not talking about their 90's stuff, I'm talking about American Idiot and other annoying shit.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on March 01, 2009, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1530751Opening a portal between Earth and a bizarre world called Xen.
good thing you had your crowbar!
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on March 01, 2009, 06:50:14 PM
Quote from: apbisintheeeclkc;1531342good thing you had your crowbar!

I was afraid no one was going to get it :)
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on March 01, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1531490I was afraid no one was going to get it :)
powerglove saves the day once again
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 01, 2009, 09:26:39 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1531342good thing you had your crowbar!

Good thing I was there to save his ass! Do you have any idea how hard it is, being in so many places at once? I was in a mad dash the whole time, and I had to look perfectly calm on top of it all...
Never going back into that business again, that's all I can say.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on March 01, 2009, 09:47:39 PM
i always wondered what was in gman's briefcase
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 01, 2009, 09:50:27 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1531592i always wondered what was in gman's briefcase

a dildo
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on March 01, 2009, 09:51:02 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1531597a dildo
yea probably, or some child porn
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 01, 2009, 10:05:43 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1531598yea probably, or some child porn

a flexible 12-inch dildo/butthole fleshlight fitting
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 01, 2009, 10:07:05 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1531592i always wondered what was in gman's briefcase

A slightly smaller briefcase
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on March 01, 2009, 10:09:34 PM
Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1531616A slightly smaller briefcase
yes because he is a briefcase salesman
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 01, 2009, 10:14:27 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1531618yes because he is a briefcase salesman

Of course! It was so obvious!
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on March 01, 2009, 10:15:54 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1531621Of course! It was so obvious!
i saved you and alyx from this huge-ass exploding teleporter thats killin breen so i can sell you this wonderful suitcase!
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Post by: Loki Clock on March 01, 2009, 10:25:41 PM
Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1530929Wow, you're pretty lame.

EDIT: Also, once I tried eating out of one of those tiny boxes of cereal. I did this by cutting it open along the dotted lines, removing the bag, opening the bag, pouring the cereal back into the box, and pouring in milk. Needless to say, it leaked. I'm ashamed to say that I was surprised.

I used to do that every now and then, but I poured the milk into the bag. :u

Truthfully I can't think of a lot of really stupid things I've done, requiring that for it to have been truly stupid you had to have known better. With hindsight, yeah, I could consider most of my life to have been spent being stupid, but really I just never made the mistake to learn from until then.
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Post by: coinclock on March 01, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
Going To School 5 hours Early
                     or
Getting Stiches From a Bike Handle Brake
 
you Choose