Apparently it's cool to have a webcomic, and i took advantage of that cheap hosting someone here posted a few months back, so i hopped aboard the bandwagon.
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
There you will find shotty html, and my failed attempt at comedy teamed with pretty pictures!
updates mondays.
that's funny
I knew what was coming but I still laughed :)
Lunchbox surprise indeed!
I'll repeat what I said before and say that it's awesome and hilarious.
I have thought of making one soemtimes but i am a shit scripter and find making comics a bit complicated
PS: woah
i liked this mates
Quote from: Master Bates;1531757I have thought of making one soemtimes but i am a shit scripter and find making comics a bit complicated
PS: woah
Do what I do and just scribble on the canvas with random lines to separate it into pieces. =w=
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that's awesome
keep at it and you'll have mindless fans buying your shirts in no time
Whatever you do, Marion, don't look!
Pure awesome.
boom, pow, surprise!
OOOOOOOOOOH
"-Raiders Of The Lost Lunch-"
that was pure epic-ness
iframes are made by satan
I like the comic though.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1531900iframes are made by satan
I like the comic though.
What is wrong with it? I could remove it if you explain
Quote from: actionclock;1531902What is wrong with it? I could remove it if you explain
They are ugly with the scroll bar and stuff.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1531903They are ugly with the scroll bar and stuff.
kay, i'll take that into account along with any suggestions anyone else has, because the site is still being put together as i go.
Why not post the Toppy and Actionclock Adventures there?
Speaking of which, you guys still haven't finished that one adventure :grumpy:
Quality stuffs.
Quote from: DillClock;1531870that's awesome
keep at it and you'll have mindless fans buying your shirts in no time
only if he makes it video game related
teh
vidya
the lunch bag says lunch, and then food in the next panel
prolly intentional but still the lack of continuity in the very first comic is something you may want to look into fixing.
Quote from: PepperClock;1531997the lunch bag says lunch, and then food in the next panel
prolly intentional but still the lack of continuity in the very first comic is something you may want to look into fixing.
lol no it was intentional
What's up with the checkered background on the comics page? Look like unnecessary noise.
Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1532035What's up with the checkered background on the comics page? Look like unnecessary noise.
Thought it gave some pizazz. No?
Quote from: actionclock;1532418Thought it gave some pizazz. No?
well its ok.
i more look at the comic, anyw.b
sooo... i wanna tell you i lol'd so much when seeing the end. i loved it.
so, err yea.. u draw great human faces/more
do sequels
Quote from: actionclock;1532418Thought it gave some pizazz. No?
i like it. Keep the checkered shit. You have something special here, by the way.
i thought it was p. cool. looking forward to more
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This picture makes me think 'rape'
I liked the comic though :)
I get jokes.
i can't wait until monday
Comics now updated for monday. Yes it's a bit early, but Daylight Savings Time and the Y2K bug got me all fucked up.
actually i just wont be able to do it at midnight, so enjoy.
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com (http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com/)
Your website totally sounds like a porn site.
Quote from: SilverClock;1537946Your website totally sounds like a porn site.
haha, i guess I never looked at it that way. Oh well, perhaps that will draw more people in.
I was hoping that all of them would be lunch related
Quote from: Munglai;1537952I was hoping that all of them would be lunch related
the first comic was the only lunch joke i have at the moment, i'll try to come up with more. :(
That Uno comic was quite funny :)
Quote from: actionclock;1531718Apparently it's cool to have a webcomic, and i took advantage of that cheap hosting someone here posted a few months back, so i hopped aboard the bandwagon.
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
There you will find shotty html, and my failed attempt at comedy teamed with pretty pictures!
updates mondays.
years back i tried running a clock cew based web comic i worked with another clock it was called Clock Comix. we made like... 10 or 15 comix but no one was reading it so it eventually went the way of all things unwelcomed, and died.
Quote from: Candlejack;1537996years back i tried running a clock cew based web comic i worked with another clock it was called Clock Comix. we made like... 10 or 15 comix but no one was reading it so it eventually went the way of all things unwelcomed, and died.
kinda how i envision the run of this comic, hopefully i can beat that?
Quote from: Munglai;1537952I was hoping that all of them would be lunch related
i thought it was going to be about life in a lunchbox, and the cheese, tomato, sandwich and chicken leg were going to be the characters
Quote from: DillClock;1539027i thought it was going to be about life in a lunchbox, and the cheese, tomato, sandwich and chicken leg were going to be the characters
wasn't planning on it.
2 comics in and i'm already letting everyone down :(
I'M SORRY DAD, ALL IVE EVER WANTED WAS YOUR RESPECT!
the second comic wasnt very funny tbh. but thats just my taste
I LIKED THEM ALL ACTION CLAWK! DONT LET THEM PUT U OFF. I AM ON YOUR SIDE! IM EVEN TALKIN WIT CAPS! FUD THIS
do more. (and draw meee if u get time)22
This comic was better before it got popular.
You suck ActionClock.
ou should make Clock Related comics and help the clockcrew become mainstream
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1539403(and draw meee if u get time)22
I drew your avatar, ISNT THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU
Quote from: actionclock;1539609I drew your avatar, ISNT THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU
WELL I SIMPLY CAME WHILE HAVING THE PIC, SO YEA... 1 MORE
or do comics, u know
Quote from: Golden Clock;1539673You should have your << < > >> buttons up top, but otherwise awesome stuff <3
bookmarked
I could move the buttons, any particular reason?
Quote from: actionclock;1539694I could move the buttons, any particular reason?
Put 'em on the top and bottom. That's what real bros do.
Quote from: SilverClock;1539698Put 'em on the top and bottom. That's what real bros do.
I'm a real bro, so you got it. Maybe Just on top tho? There will be a few site updates along with the new comic monday.
UPDATED!
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com (http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com/)
I fucking love the facial expressions
Haha, by any chance do you watch SVU?
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1541830Haha, by any chance do you watch SVU?
lol, no but i know hes on it. I'm not really sure the inspiration behind this, because i'm not an ice- t fan or anything, just hit me as funny.
Haha, Action these are great!
updated..kinda
http://lunchboxsurprise.com/comics.html
im lazy
you should look into using CSS, full HTML pages are so web 1.0
I like you.
Keep it from becoming a chore and it'll turn out great.
Quote from: yerchin;1545136you should look into using CSS, full HTML pages are so web 1.0
I know css but i'm not great at it
Quote from: actionclock;1545154I know css but i'm not great at it
Shit's easy when you know what to put in. Most of the time has been me screaming at ie and Firefox for being shit or fixing a spelling error. The site in my sig is pretty much done and just needs content.
B^U
I have this friend who's really "in" to webcomics. She went to Megacon and bought all these hardback pressings of shit she initally saw for free on the internet... gaygaygaygaygay cunts.
Quote from: DingleberryClock;1545213I have this friend who's really "in" to webcomics. She went to Megacon and bought all these hardback pressings of shit she initally saw for free on the internet... gaygaygaygaygay cunts.
I bought a shirt from Rob & Elliot based on one of their comics. Best bright red shirt ever
But atleast you payed for something you can wear.
Not the same shit that was free on the internet.
whut
You have already transcended 99% of webcomics, although that's not very hard at all.
I really like your art style it's cool but try to use a lot less words, remember it's not funny if you have to explain it.
If you have to explain it, that makes it even funnier. Stupid people don't deserve humor.
Quote from: Sinister;1545879You have already transcended 99% of webcomics, although that's not very hard at all.
I really like your art style it's cool but try to use a lot less words, remember it's not funny if you have to explain it.
Thanks :D
I'm definitely aiming for less words. I do agree that the Fonzie comic was waaaaaaaaaaaay too wordy and could've been done better. It's one of the many issues I'm working to improve upon (though, really, I'm working to improve everything). But yeah, I'm going to resist the urge to have a wall of text for every panel.
Besides, one of my favorite sayings is
QuoteBrevity is... wit
That's the paraphrased version, of course, but I think it works better that way.
updated
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
hahahahaha, this one was cool
I think something is up with the comic navigator. If I go forward through the comics I skip one, but when I go backwards I skip a different one.
i liked them :)
perhaps add a "last updated "mm/dd/yyyy" ?
or a list of episode to show the depth of your series?
Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1551219I think something is up with the comic navigator. If I go forward through the comics I skip one, but when I go backwards I skip a different one.
fixed. thanks for pointing that out buddy ;D
p.s. Get an RSS feed!!
Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1552577p.s. Get an RSS feed!!
okay. I had one set up but then figured nobody would use it, so ill get it up and running again
Haha, I loved the dad comic. It seems like something dads would do. Keep at it yo and you'll be internet famous in no time.
hahahahaha what an asshole
this comic is really good !! topcatyo could learn alot from you
Thats pretty good.
I have a comic, but not a webcomic.
Its not popular though.
I wish you luck.
So, I got bored yesterday and set up a Ustream of my photoshop, so when I'm making comics, considering any of you are bored enough or lacking a social life, you can watch me. I'll post here with a link if I'm broadcasting something.
niceeeeeeeeeee I want to see how you draw your drawings. its always fun to see
broadcastin' the comic process now:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lunchboxsurprise
EDIT: Server hiccup, but im back on
finishing coloring now. ON THE AIR
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lunchboxsurprise
I really like this comic. My favorite so far is easilly the most recent one with the "monster" under the bed.
These just keep on getting better! I'm digging the cereal humour.
nice
im there
HAT WEBSIET TIPZ:
I can't tell if you do this because of the nature of SSI, but use server-side includes for the menu, logo, anything else that appears on every page. You should have at least two included pages, a header and footer, and the header should contain the link to the stylesheet.
Never use iframes, they're completely unnecessary with SSI. Never use frames at all, actually, unless you have to. They disable a lot of navigation features or make navigation difficult in other ways.
Never use background images, either. Nothing beats a solid fill, and all they do is make your website take much longer to load.
Reduce the number of things loaded on the website until it takes less than a second to load. If you have Firefox, open up Firebug and load your website. On the bottom, it'll give the URLs of all the pages it loaded and how long each page took to load. Find the most expensive thing and optimize or get rid of it. All the more expensive things on your website are images, particularly from your blog (included unnecessarily, I might add). If you want to put images in your blog, keep your blog off the front page. The user has to load all of them when chances are they don't want to read your blog every time they go to the site.
Save vertical space. You want the most of the actual content to be seen without having to scroll the page. It used to be that most people didn't even scroll down, they just didn't bother if the content hadn't grabbed their attention by the time it reached the end of the page. Look at your website, and see how much of the page is taken up by things that aren't content. Your logo, which serves no function whatsoever for the user, takes up the most space on the first page of anything.
Don't do anything with an image, Javascript, or Flash that you can't do with HTML and CSS. For example, you could easily replace the bullets in your navbar with actual text bullets, and you could get rid of one of the half-bullet images by taking the other half-bullet image and creating a copy with the width set to -100%.
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1557042HAT WEBSIET TIPZ:
I can't tell if you do this because of the nature of SSI, but use server-side includes for the menu, logo, anything else that appears on every page. You should have at least two included pages, a header and footer, and the header should contain the link to the stylesheet.
Never use iframes, they're completely unnecessary with SSI. Never use frames at all, actually, unless you have to. They disable a lot of navigation features or make navigation difficult in other ways.
Never use background images, either. Nothing beats a solid fill, and all they do is make your website take much longer to load.
Reduce the number of things loaded on the website until it takes less than a second to load. If you have Firefox, open up Firebug and load your website. On the bottom, it'll give the URLs of all the pages it loaded and how long each page took to load. Find the most expensive thing and optimize or get rid of it. All the more expensive things on your website are images, particularly from your blog (included unnecessarily, I might add). If you want to put images in your blog, keep your blog off the front page. The user has to load all of them when chances are they don't want to read your blog every time they go to the site.
Save vertical space. You want the most of the actual content to be seen without having to scroll the page. It used to be that most people didn't even scroll down, they just didn't bother if the content hadn't grabbed their attention by the time it reached the end of the page. Look at your website, and see how much of the page is taken up by things that aren't content. Your logo, which serves no function whatsoever for the user, takes up the most space on the first page of anything.
Don't do anything with an image, Javascript, or Flash that you can't do with HTML and CSS. For example, you could easily replace the bullets in your navbar with actual text bullets, and you could get rid of one of the half-bullet images by taking the other half-bullet image and creating a copy with the width set to -100%.
I know i'm pretty terrible at web design and html, but i'll try to take as much of this that I can into consideration.
COMIC UPDATED:
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
Quote from: actionclock;1557311COMIC UPDATED:
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
I'm setting that as my desktop.
updated
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
I'm passing this on to everyone i know.
Most of my friends love it.
Quote from: Abe Frohman;1531918Why not post the Toppy and Actionclock Adventures there?
Speaking of which, you guys still haven't finished that one adventure :grumpy:
hi u guiz i joind da cc cuz of des kool konmics i foudn on dat lunchsurpise box websiet!!!!!!!!11 i dreew this ien mz paynt!!!!!!!!
Quote from: TwistClock;1559711I'm passing this on to everyone i know.
Most of my friends love it.
haha thanks
where's waldo. haha that's awesome.
That's some snazzy shit right there.
Dude that's awesome!
I just can't get enough of this. It's a really refreshing change from all the other webcomics out there. Please don't ever let this jump the shark.
Hahahaha
Quote from: filecabinetclock;1559713hi u guiz i joind da cc cuz of des kool konmics i foudn on dat lunchsurpise box websiet!!!!!!!!11 i dreew this ien mz paynt!!!!!!!!
Eh?
I remember this.
drawing tomarrows comic live:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lunchboxsurprise
UPDATED TO THE MAXXXX
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
lololollol
haha awesome.
Quote from: AstronautClock;1564162lololollol
Quote from: RobClock;1564170haha awesome.
thanks, I threw this together quickly and wasn't sure what the response would be, I'm glad ppl like it
drawing tomarrow's comic live:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lunchboxsurprise
epic
Updated:
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
oh my
IN BIBLICAL TIMES PEOPLE ONLY HAD THREE FINGERS!
hahahaha dig the holes in the hands and feet
broadcasting http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lunchboxsurprise
comic updated dogs
http://www.lunchboxsurprise.com
Voi
Quote from: Steve;1576364Voi
wut
bored, just drawing. not for the comic or anything but for fun i guess.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lunchboxsurprise
nice live view
I dont want to make an accoutn sorry
I made one, you can fill in bullshit even at the email part
This one is genius
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