Clock Crew

In another instance of doing something that should have been done years ago and then acting like you should be grateful, We, the administrative staff of ClockCrew.CC, have gone craaaaaazy!![/SIZE]


We're slashing back the requirements of forums awards so much that we're practically giving them away!!

We are now awarding awards to users for having successfully submitted flash movies or games to our sister site, Newgrounds, at any point in time, including the past, and even if they have absolutely nothing to do with the Clock Crew! WOW!

The Awards:

• (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fmedals%2Fbasicclockflashaward.png&hash=75cdbe70aded1e09d3acb3264cd55fa8dd01f352) Flash Award - Given to users who've successfully submitted 1 Flash to Newgrounds.com!
  
• (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fmedals%2Fclockflashmedal.png&hash=8e473f1ae6dfaf8ff605322e3ce3ad5187642299) Better Flash Award - Given to users who've successfully submitted 8 Flashes to Newgrounds.com!
  
• (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fmedals%2Fderflash3.gif&hash=26355b2f2818789f867eaf166f718ae0cac3aead) Bronze Flash Award - Given to users who've successfully submitted 23 Flashes to Newgrounds.com!!
  
• (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fmedals%2Fderflash4.gif&hash=c465b751af0e74aeeaeddb0c8e1fbc4de984fb78) Silver Flash Award - Given to users who've successfully submitted 49 Flashes to Newgrounds.com!!!
  
• (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fmedals%2Fderflash5.gif&hash=d329cc85c25a779358b24fc05859f13a343e741d) Gold Flash Award - Given to users who've successfully submitted 77 Flashes to Newgrounds.com!!!!1
  
• (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fimages%2Fmedals%2Fderflash6.gif&hash=b4dd53b038abe33be8138450e43d3239d6735620) The B Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence - Given to users who've successfully submitted 100 Flashes to Newgrounds.com!!!!!!!!!111
  

F.A.Q.

BUT HOW CAN I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS FABULOUS OFFER, SLURPEECLOCK?
All you have to do is PM me a link to your Newgrounds account, and I'll take care of the rest!

BUT I'VE ONLY PARTICIPATED IN COLLABS, SO I HAVEN'T SUBMITTED ANYTHING, YOU CHODE
No worries! Our patented algorithm processing station located on scenic The Moon unfairly and arbitrarily credits the submitters of Flash movies as having created 1 flash, but all co-authors are credited with 1 half per, rounded up.

WHAT ABOUT BLAMMED FLASHES?
No, sorry. Come on, I got to have a little more sense than that.

WHAT IF I HAVE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS?
Well, link me to multiple accounts, duh.

SO AFTER 23 FLASHES I'D HAVE TO DOUBLE MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO JUST TO PALETTE SWAP A STUPID B?
No, and shut up. >=(
The awards stack, meaning if you have 49 flashes, you'll get the awards for 1, 8, 23, AND 49.
Also you really shouldn't be flooding the portal just to get one of these anyway, they're intended to reward general Flash effort.

DOESN'T THIS SYSTEM AWARD QUANTITY OVER QUALITY?
Yeah, sorry about that.
Maybe we'll do something nice for you quality cats in the future.

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I know the awards are ugly, my bad.
I made them, and I'm plainly no sprite artist. If you're a sprite artist and you can do them better, PM me some replacements, and I'll probably switch them out with a thank you.


WARMEST REGARDS,
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclockcrew.cc%2Fslurp.gif&hash=7ad3d03cb2a567fe371f13ee43c7a9fd6058f1bc) EMPEROR SLURPEECLOCK and co.


edit: Thanks to WobbuffetClock for the new award images for Flash Award and Better Flash Award.:golfclap:

What a great idea slurpeeclock!

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1532024What a great idea slurpeeclock!

I'm glad I came up with it!

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1532025I'm glad I came up with it!

>:-O

Also using leet math skills i have discovered that when counting collabs as 0.5 and rounding up i have 77 flash! what are the odds!

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1532027sweet, message sent

gold medalists :hi5:

Because the clock crew needs more encouragement in mass producing shitty spam movies?

Quote from: SirClock;1532037Because the clock crew needs more encouragement in mass producing shitty spam movies?

YEs fuck off.

Quote from: SirClock;1532037Because the clock crew needs more encouragement in mass producing shitty spam movies?

there was actually a big discussion about this and the conclusion was that in times of need every little thing helps!

I got up to the "Better" award. I need to step up my game a bit. :p

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1532046You say this as if quality and quantity can not coexist

Well one reason why I have so few Flashes is I don't animate every single silly idea that pops in my head... ;)

It's about time we got this going. Do you have an automated system on this or is the staff gonna do it manually?

Someone should get my NG account unlocked so I can start up on getting that Bronze Flash Award award that would be right gentlemanly yep yep a real class act that lad who is gonna get my account back yes siree bob.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1532132It's about time we got this going. Do you have an automated system on this or is the staff gonna do it manually?

manually, like I planned out in that one thread.

maybe if I were a tenth of the programmer piney is I could automate it, but for now I'm just directing the workload at myself and sorting things out.

This is awesome! I get 6 awards! :D

hey um... how come i only got up to the gold award when i have submitted over 100 flashes?

You've submitted 55 flashes.
The rest are co-authors, and they count as half. Read the thread.

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1532148You've submitted 55 flashes.
The rest are co-authors, and they count as half. Read the thread.

understandable, but most of those Co's are just flashes i submitted under other accounts:
file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CRob%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C02%5Cclip_filelist.xml">  Theicecubeclock – 55
  Iceblockshadez – 16
  Marioman360 – 7
  Theicecubeclock2 – 19
  Madness-gear (don't ask me what I was thinking, i don't know) - 4

they wouldn't count because I'm not fucking psychic and you only pm'd me one username

Quote from: Brad Dharma;1532150they wouldn't count because I'm not fucking psychic and you only pm'd me one username

quite sorry, i should have been more specific.

Well obviously you should have just assumed RobBlockNukemClock would be fucking awesome enough to get the 100+ award by default. I mean, damn. :rolleyes:

These spam flash awards are just my cup of tea!

All right then if anyone wants to take the traffic off of Slurpee I'll take care of counting up some of the awards and handing them out.

I have 46 flashes, I want awards.
mrras.newgrounds.com

I've made a few flashes. >:C

Quote from: SirClock;1532037Because the clock crew needs more encouragement in producing movies?

Fixed.

Thanks Slurpeeeee.

I'm another friendly PMing alternative for Slurpee sympathizers.

this is just in: IceBlockClock is the greatest clock ever.

Crazy indeed, I need to get some more movies done.

What about awards here relating to ng awards. Cuz I have like, all of them. Like three underdogs.

Actually, surprisingly, I never got turd of the week.

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1533597this is just in: IceBlockClock is the greatest clock ever.

Well there's not much else to do in Sydney besides swim in the tar ponds and make Flash. :)

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1532046You say this as if quality and quantity can not coexist

Yes, typically they can't. And this is pretty obvious.
Check out the best clock flashes and see how few total flashes those authors have made because they put all there time into making real great cartoons, not lots of them.

Then check out who has the most clock cartoons, and tell me what you think of the quality.

They can coexist. I'm letting you know this is highly unlikely. Some people love the spam aspect of the clock crew, I never did, so I'm obviously not for this in the slightest.

Quote from: SirClock;1533687Yes, typically they can't. And this is pretty obvious.
Check out the best clock flashes and see how few total flashes those authors have made because they put all there time into making real great cartoons, not lots of them.

Then check out who has the most clock cartoons, and tell me what you think of the quality.

They can coexist. I'm letting you know this is highly unlikely. Some people love the spam aspect of the clock crew, I never did, so I'm obviously not for this in the slightest.

Check out Radiotube's ng profile..


go on ill wait.


Also strange has 47 flash, he was the first high quality clock animator that came to mind.

Quote from: Snake Clock;1533680Well there's not much else to do in Sydney besides swim in the tar ponds and make Flash. :)

the 3 eyed fish make 'pool toys'.

I do like this new set of awards. :thumbs:

I've submitted 1 flash to newgrounds

Awesome! I'll PM you now. Wait, does it have to be CC related or can it be just anything?

next person to ask a question I answered in the OP gets the hose.