Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
So I meet this chick for drinks, I buy dinner, we then go back to mine to drink off some vodka. 3/4 of the way through the bottle; things are getting good..
..then..
..she remembers that her cat died last week and starts crying.
Then promptly goes home.
Lolwtfwomen, 'sup Clock Crew. :D
..then..
..she remembers that her cat died last week and starts crying.
Then promptly goes home.
Lolwtfwomen, 'sup Clock Crew. :D
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:05 AM
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:05 AM
psh women
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:38 AM
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:38 AM
also everyone is pretty much dead or sleeping right now
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 04:41:46 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 04:41:46 AM
The cat had three legs.
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Fireman on March 06, 2009, 04:41:54 AM
Post by: Fireman on March 06, 2009, 04:41:54 AM
but was there 5 hours of intense frenching?
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:42:40 AM
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:42:40 AM
Quote from: INoodle;1535787The cat had three legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4m6NPG43sM&feature=related
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: SilverClock on March 06, 2009, 04:44:10 AM
Post by: SilverClock on March 06, 2009, 04:44:10 AM
Intense frenching I'm guessing?
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 04:52:39 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 04:52:39 AM
Quote from: FIREMAN;1535788but was there 5 hours of intense frenching?
There was.
That two-legged kitten is cute as fuck, it could be a Quake NPC. More fun things for ze hang-over please. Also how do you change image sizes?
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:54:48 AM
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:54:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
jam with me
jam with me
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:55:03 AM
Post by: splatter on March 06, 2009, 04:55:03 AM
that boy needs therapy
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on March 06, 2009, 05:04:58 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on March 06, 2009, 05:04:58 AM
have sex before taking girls to dinner. problems solved.
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 05:07:05 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on March 06, 2009, 05:07:05 AM
Psychosematics.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.core77.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Feyeball-468.jpg&hash=81f6b4498b5b38bf027ad4d75b7466b6cd64b35d)
The lesson learnt is simply not to host conversations with women. In future nothing more than "get in me wheel-barrow ya cheeky vixon" will be said.
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Quote from: SCSP;1535796have sex before taking girls to dinner. problems solved.
The lesson learnt is simply not to host conversations with women. In future nothing more than "get in me wheel-barrow ya cheeky vixon" will be said.
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Kodiakclock on March 07, 2009, 02:14:59 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on March 07, 2009, 02:14:59 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1535790Intense frenching I'm guessing?Silverclock: Intense frenching
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Safe___Clock on March 07, 2009, 02:19:37 PM
Post by: Safe___Clock on March 07, 2009, 02:19:37 PM
The cat was just an excuse!!
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on March 07, 2009, 03:36:48 PM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on March 07, 2009, 03:36:48 PM
Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1536846Silverclock: Intense frenchingmore like
BlueZombieClock: Intense frenching
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: CandleJack on March 07, 2009, 03:38:56 PM
Post by: CandleJack on March 07, 2009, 03:38:56 PM
she blue balled the fuck out of you. and played you for free food and booze.
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Kodiakclock on March 08, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on March 08, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Chairface Chippendale;1536913more likeno my joke was funny because silverclock is french
BlueZombieClock: Intense frenching
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: PirateClock on March 08, 2009, 11:16:01 AM
Post by: PirateClock on March 08, 2009, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1537641no my joke was funny because silverclock is french
No your joke was stupid because you didn't get the reference.
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on March 08, 2009, 11:19:29 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on March 08, 2009, 11:19:29 AM
Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1537642No your joke was stupid because you didn't get the reference.
Plus BlueZombie speaks French.
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 08, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 08, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Yes but you're missing a nipple...
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Biggskoo on March 08, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
Post by: Biggskoo on March 08, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
hahahah oh man that sucks dude i'm sorry
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Biggskoo on March 08, 2009, 01:51:06 PM
Post by: Biggskoo on March 08, 2009, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1537641no my joke was funny because silverclock is french
your jokes are never funny hth
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 08, 2009, 05:01:16 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 08, 2009, 05:01:16 PM
I'm funny, here's a joke for ya
Knock knock
Who's there?
CHAMMILLIONAIRE SUCKS
Knock knock
Who's there?
CHAMMILLIONAIRE SUCKS
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Beret on March 08, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Post by: Beret on March 08, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
har
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on March 09, 2009, 04:18:36 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on March 09, 2009, 04:18:36 AM
right thur
Title: Just got back from chillin' wid a girl
Post by: Munglai on March 09, 2009, 02:49:26 PM
Post by: Munglai on March 09, 2009, 02:49:26 PM
does your dick look like a cat?