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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: iPodClock on March 08, 2009, 09:51:01 AM

Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: iPodClock on March 08, 2009, 09:51:01 AM
and we went out to dinner and she got food poisoning and spent the whole night throwing up.

AWESOME!
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on March 08, 2009, 09:52:24 AM
owned
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: Safe___Clock on March 08, 2009, 09:53:40 AM
Dawww!!!!!! I feel so sorry for you >w

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Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: WreckingBallClock on March 08, 2009, 09:55:45 AM
Sounds hot.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: iPodClock on March 08, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
yeah it sucked I got no sleep and I didn't even get to order room service at like 4am
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: TruncheonClock on March 08, 2009, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: Charlie.;1537619yeah it sucked I got no sleep and I didn't even get to order room service at like 4am

You're so selfish, always thinking about yourself.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: WreckingBallClock on March 08, 2009, 10:05:18 AM
You should have banged her, silly.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: iPodClock on March 08, 2009, 10:10:59 AM
Quote from: TruncheonClock;1537622You're so selfish, always thinking about yourself.

100% true


Quote from: Rita Repulsa;1537624You should have banged her, silly.

:0
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: splatter on March 08, 2009, 12:29:48 PM
you should have spent the whole night skullfucking her while feeding her her own semi digested lunch and stomach acid.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: peyoteclock on March 08, 2009, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: splatter;1537663you should have spent the whole night skullfucking her while feeding her her own semi digested lunch and stomach acid.

funny story this girl i know was blowing this guy i know and she was high on coke and she puked all over his dick so he made her eat it off.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: DiscoBallClock on March 08, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Mmmm I wonder how her breath was.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: splatter on March 08, 2009, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: peyote;1537684funny story this girl i know was blowing this guy i know and she was high on coke and she puked all over his dick so he made her eat it off.
thats fucking hot
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: iPodClock on March 08, 2009, 01:42:36 PM
Quote from: Absin TEHCl0CK;1537688Mmmm I wonder how her breath was.

I made her clean her teeth each time she was like "okay I think I'm done" she brushed her teeth like 10 times.

it still smelt :/
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: RobClock on March 08, 2009, 02:08:17 PM
ew...

that really sucks. sorry.
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: Soup Clock on March 08, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
You should have been a good boyfriend and let her puke in your mouth.  Tell her you did it to make her feel better.  She'd love you forever.
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Post by: Kaijuclock on March 08, 2009, 02:35:30 PM
i hear vomiting contracts the vagina, should have done her doggy while she was heaving!
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Post by: SilverClock on March 08, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
Sucks for you, brah.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on March 08, 2009, 05:27:46 PM
That's shit. :(
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: Chalk Clock on March 08, 2009, 06:14:52 PM
did you at least hold her hair back when she was blowing chunks?
Title: so I went to a hotel for my girlfriends birthday
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 08, 2009, 06:15:43 PM
You do realize, you could of hotdogged her and nutted on her ass while she was asleep right?
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