Clock Crew

Arts & Leisure => Gaming & Technology => Topic farted by: ActionClock on March 23, 2009, 02:32:17 PM

Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: ActionClock on March 23, 2009, 02:32:17 PM
announced by rockstar..

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/23/max-payne-3-coming-to-xbox-360-ps3-pc-this-winter/

so, yeah.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Thunderbolt on March 23, 2009, 02:34:40 PM
still have to finish 1 and 2
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: PirateClock on March 23, 2009, 02:38:08 PM
Cool, while ago i wanted to replay the first but i couldn't find the cd, so i downloaded it (which isn't technically pirating considering i paid for the game so there) only to discover it was without the brilliant comic style cut scenes so there was no fun in playing it anymore. Fuck you internet the game is like 80mb just add the fucking cutscenes you bitch.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: KING DAVID on March 23, 2009, 04:32:07 PM
MEH.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Slash on March 23, 2009, 04:34:53 PM
Does it need another one?
I allready tought the second Max Payne was unnecisary
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Topcatyo on March 23, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
This is awesome news, I love Max Payne.

I've always wondered how they'd keep Max killing people in a third one.  At the end of the second, it seems like he's finally found some kind of happiness in both of the endings.  So, unless they have Mona get hit by a car driven by a thug hopped up on Valkyre as a zombie Vladamir eggs him on to do it, I dunno how they'd continue the series without it seeming like a cheap "Your life sucks Max" plot device.  Even the zombie Vladamir seems cheap.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: TremcladClock on March 23, 2009, 06:06:59 PM
Quote from: Reisen Udongein Inaba;1545490Does it need another one?
I allready tought the second Max Payne was unnecisary

Ja
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: RobClock on March 23, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
oh this is perfect.

it'll go nice next to my copy's of 1,2 and the movie_poogle_
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 23, 2009, 06:43:00 PM
Ha, you actually watched the stupid comic strip cutscenes? They may as well have just had a static loading screen with Max Payne sucking his own dick, would have had the same effect.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on March 24, 2009, 02:56:32 AM
I loved the first one, for some reason never got in to the second enough to finish it. I didn't really like the switching to his bitch parts.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 24, 2009, 06:28:55 AM
SHIT
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 24, 2009, 06:29:02 AM
ITS PAAAYNNEEE
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Slurpee on March 24, 2009, 07:05:19 AM
:teach: remedy entertainment, the people who made the first two max payne games, are working on a game called alan wake; may payne 3 is being developed by rockstar vancouver, who, since being picked up by rockstar in 2002, have produced a catalogue consisting entirely of the game bully, which they made twice.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 24, 2009, 08:39:33 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1545825remedy entertainment, the people who made the first two max payne games, are working on a game called alan wake; may payne 3 is being developed by rockstar vancouver, who, since being picked up by rockstar in 2002, have produced a catalogue consisting entirely of the game bully, which they made twice.

:teach: my dog just farted
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Slurpee on March 24, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
max payne 3 is going to disappoint you
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: PirateClock on March 24, 2009, 09:11:50 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1545843max payne 3 is going to disappoint you

You disappoint me every single day SlurpeeClock, but that doesn't mean your mother and me don't love you.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Slurpee on March 24, 2009, 09:58:15 AM
I'd hardly compare the love between a mother and son with the love that exists between the two of us, baby.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: TequilaClock on March 24, 2009, 10:31:18 AM
neatooo
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on March 24, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1545843max payne 3 is going to disappoint you

I feel in a comfortable position; I enjoyed the first game enough to think it was a really swell game, but not enough to become a die-hard fan or to expect the world of any new Payne games.

If it's a good game, then great! If not, then I'm not too phased by it! Hope this studio knows they have big shoes to fill though!
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Asshatclock on March 24, 2009, 04:56:03 PM
I will get this game because max payne is awesome and I haven't seen the movie yet so this will be great.
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: OvenmittClock on March 25, 2009, 06:37:11 PM
Who cares if the story sucks? Slow-motion and painkillers!!!
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 25, 2009, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt;1546600Who cares if the story sucks? Slow-motion and painkillers!!!

oh SHIT


its PAAYYNEEEEEEE!!
Title: Max Payne 3
Post by: TropicanaClock on March 26, 2009, 08:47:50 AM
max payne is awesome you but cuddling faggots