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Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 27, 2009, 08:47:17 PM
Dear Verizon Online Customer:

We are writing to advise you that Verizon recently received a notification from a copyright owner of a possible copyright violation that appears to involve your Verizon Online account (the "Complaintant"). The work(s) identified by the copyright owner in its Complaint are listed below.

We are contacting you because our records indicate that the Internet protocol (IP) address provided to us by the copyright owner was assigned to your service on the date and time identified by the copyright owner. While this activity may have occurred without your permission or knowledge by an unauthorized user, or perhaps by a minor who may not fully understand the copyright laws, as the primary account holder, you are legally responsible for all activity originating from your account.

Copyright work(s) identified in the Complaint:

Copyright infringement level: 1
Notice ID: 17734687
Title: The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Protocol: BitTorrent
IP Address: 71.100.12.126
DNS: pool-71-100-12-126.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net
File Name: The.Incredible.Hulk[2008]DvDrip.RoSub-aXXo
File Size: 735921925
Timestamp: 03-16-2009 18:53:47 UTC


Copyright infringement is a serious matter that violates U.S. copyright law and subjects infringers to criminal and civil liability. It also violates our Acceptable Use Policy (http://www2.verizon.net/policies/acceptable_use.asp) and Terms of Service (http://www2.verizon.net/policies/tos.asp). If you, or someone using your Internet connection, are engaged in the conduct alleged by the copyright owner, we urge you to stop (and ensure that anyone else who might have access to your Internet connection also stops).

Protecting Your Privacy: The copyright owner has not asked Verizon to identify you, and Verizon will NOT provide your identity without a lawful subpoena or other lawful process. However, if the copyright owner does issue a lawful subpoena or other lawful process that seeks information about your identity or account, Verizon will be legally required to provide the requested information to the copyright owner.
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If you have questions regarding this notice or would like to view Frequently Asked Questions about copyrights and piracy please visit us at //www.verizon.net/copyrightfaq.

We appreciate your cooperation on this matter.

Sincerely,

Verizon Online
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on March 27, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
Pffffft
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: CubeMelonClock on March 27, 2009, 08:56:50 PM
Now you've done it. :grumpy:
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 27, 2009, 09:00:49 PM
oh god that's fucking gay...
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Beret on March 27, 2009, 09:01:19 PM
OR HOR HOR HOR
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Heliopios on March 27, 2009, 09:25:49 PM
/hit reply button

/copy and paste //www.thepiratebay.org

/skip two lines

/"Suck my dick"

/skip two lines

/"Your cell phone service is terrible too"
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on March 27, 2009, 09:40:29 PM
Quote from: Heliopios;1547455/hit reply button

/copy and paste //www.thepiratebay.org

/skip two lines

/"Suck my dick"

/skip two lines

/"Your cell phone service is terrible too"


thsisisishtis:this:
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: RabidClock on March 27, 2009, 09:49:50 PM
I got one of those once, I don't suppose you have FIOS do you?
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 27, 2009, 09:51:22 PM
no
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: RabidClock on March 27, 2009, 09:53:07 PM
must just be the severity of gay that is verizon then
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: TequilaClock on March 27, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
Wow, what the fuck
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: CubeMelonClock on March 27, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Comacast sent me a couple of those back when I used to pirate everything.

I like the word timestamp by the way. It has this subtle threatening feel to it like "yeah, we've got you by the balls."
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Heliopios on March 27, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
Quote from: DingleberryClock;1547441Copyright work(s) identified in the Complaint:

Copyright infringement level: 1
Notice ID: 17734687
Title: The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Protocol: BitTorrent
IP Address: 71.100.12.126
DNS: pool-71-100-12-126.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net
File Name: The.Incredible.Hulk[2008]DvDrip.RoSub-aXXo
File Size: 735921925
Timestamp: 03-16-2009 18:53:47 UTC



I'd just like to mention you got busted for downloading the incredible hulk



It's like being caught pissing in public by a swat team getting ready to charge into a hostage situation.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: CranberryClock on March 27, 2009, 10:02:51 PM
Very interesting.. this is the one I got from T-Mobile like a week ago.. someone has copy and paste?

QuoteDear T-Mobile/G1 Unlimited Subscriber:

We are writing to advise you that T-Mobile recently received a notification from a copyright owner of a possible copyright violation that appears to involve your G1 Unlimted account (the "Complaintant"). The work(s) identified by the copyright owner in its Complaint are listed below.

We are contacting you because our records indicate that the Internet protocol (IP) address provided to us by the copyright owner was assigned to your service on the date and time identified by the copyright owner. While this activity may have occurred without your permission or knowledge by an unauthorized user, or perhaps by a minor who may not fully understand the copyright laws, as the primary account holder, you are legally responsible for all activity originating from your account.

Copyright work(s) identified in the Complaint:

Copyright infringement level: 2
Notice ID: 845524g1
Tracker: BitTorrent Lister for G1
Protocol: G1-Edge Network
IP Address: 89.152.144.23
DNS: edge.net~g1.google.com/ xup=*REMOVED PHONE NUMBER*
File Name: 3DS.Max.KeyGen.+APP
File Size: 896558754

Sincerely,

T-Mobile customer service

I used the bar code scanner at Best Buy to scan 3DS max and it starts downloading on my computer.. guess thats a bad idea.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: GearBoxClock on March 27, 2009, 10:05:14 PM
Stupid companies trying to stop something that they can't.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Kidney BeanClock on March 27, 2009, 10:11:04 PM
It's funny that those bullshit E-Mails are probably quite effective at scaring the average consumer away from piracy.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on March 27, 2009, 11:01:47 PM
I got contacted by some record company after I was accused of piracy at college.  They've even sent me letters and stuff threatening a lawsuit.

It probably won't get serious for you, but if it does don't admit to anything, and have whoever is living with you tell them that you moved out.  Don't accept any court documents either.  They can't sue you if they can't find you. :cool:
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Biggskoo on March 27, 2009, 11:06:00 PM
as someone who actually understands the implications of copyright law and prosecution from an academic and legal standpoint, i was going to write a meaningful reply itt

but then i actually read the thread and i think i'd just be wasting my time
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Heliopios on March 27, 2009, 11:07:38 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1547508as someone who actually understands the implications of copyright law and prosecution from an academic and legal standpoint, i was going to write a meaningful reply itt

but then i actually read the thread and i think i'd just be wasting my time



in other words you didn't have anything helpful to say
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: CandleJack on March 27, 2009, 11:22:22 PM
that's actually a little intimidating but that's why i don't download recent movies. the last movie i torrented was howard the duck a few months ago.  GREAT movie by the way. honestly i think its better than ET funny as hell.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Blue on March 28, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
people, this is why I don't torrent anymore... or when I do I use filters...

I've had, not emails... but many calls... Not Verizon, mind you, but anti-piracy companies...They put you on a list, but if you tell them it's your neighbor sucking down your wifi, and that you don't know how to stop them, they'll believe you.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 28, 2009, 01:19:57 AM
I'm not changing my habits here, or worried, just thought it was funny. File wasn't even seeded anymore at the point I got the e-mail. Worst that happens is I get sued, in which case they can have my nothing.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: CandleJack on March 28, 2009, 01:23:11 AM
Quote from: DingleberryClock;1547576I'm not changing my habits here, or worried, just thought it was funny. File wasn't even seeded anymore at the point I got the e-mail. Worst that happens is I get sued, in which case they can have my nothing.


lol i just got finished torrenting that same file and nothing happ
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Sinister Clock on March 28, 2009, 08:49:21 AM
I've never had any consequences happen to me for doing anything illegal.

I've seriously never been caught doing anything illegal in my life, but that doesn't mean I'm not careful you know.

But yeah, if you are worried, don't use public trackers or buy a rapidshare account and use a rapidshare link distributation forum or something. For a year it's like €60 but if you were to buy the things you're downloading it'd be a lot more than that.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Biggskoo on March 28, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: Heliopios;1547513in other words you didn't have anything helpful to say

no in other words you're all morons i'm not going to waste more than half a breath on
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on March 28, 2009, 12:48:31 PM
Don't download shitty movies like The Hulk, problem solved.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 28, 2009, 01:46:32 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1547801Don't download shitty movies like The Hulk, problem solved.

HUUULLK MMAAADD[/FONT]
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Bigglesnoots on March 28, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Quote from: Biggs;1547800no in other words you're all morons i'm not going to waste more than half a breath on
good thing you don't actually need to breathe in order to type.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: GIRUGAMESH!!! on March 28, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
LOL
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Biggskoo on March 29, 2009, 12:35:42 AM
Quote from: Ronnie O'Sullivan;1547906good thing you don't actually need to breathe in order to type.

well you see you do because without oxygen you wouldn't be able to move the muscles in your fingers to make the keystrokes and everything soooooo
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: buttplug on March 29, 2009, 12:50:13 AM
Quote from: Biggs;1547508as someone who actually understands the implications of copyright law and prosecution from an academic and legal standpoint, i was going to write a meaningful reply itt

but then i actually read the thread and i think i'd just be wasting my time

Well would they ever actually pursue legal action against any of us?
Quote from: Blue;1547544people, this is why I don't torrent anymore... or when I do I use filters...

I've had, not emails... but many calls... Not Verizon, mind you, but anti-piracy companies...They put you on a list, but if you tell them it's your neighbor sucking down your wifi, and that you don't know how to stop them, they'll believe you.

OH NO NOT THE LIST
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 01:29:16 PM
I will argue 'till I'm blue in the face that it's legal. No one has a problem with the fact that I put in a request at the library for Sweeney Todd, then a few weeks later they gave me a call, went and picked it up, and gee, being the industrious young lad I am, I ripped a copy of it while I had it in hand for free through a legal medium. Marvel makes no money if I buy a used copy, and I refuse to buy ANY DVD new, unless it's drastically reduced. Laws should not be enforced by the private sector. If you break a law, you're breaking a law. If there's no enforcement on the other 200 movies I'm seeding, released by smaller independent production companies, then fuck the cocksuckers that actually have money.

Besides, since I'm not seeding, prove it's illegal. I think right now I'll claim I bought it last week and it stopped working already. Prove that didn't happen.

Verizon can feel free to drop my service, they suck so fucking much. I was without internet all day today because their faulty installation got wet when it rained. And like I said, sue me. You can have my 'roids if you want.

I will never stop ingesting the arts because of corporate nazis. I don't have to pay royalties every time I view the Mona Lisa, or check out a book from the library, how dare you try and shut your art away from the minds' of youth and dictate that culture can only be purchased. SUCK MY FUCKING COCK FAGGOTS.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 01:56:15 PM
Stop being a cheap bastard, you douche.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:05:31 PM
I own 400 dvds at this point. I think I've contributed enough to the MPAA, I don't buy DVDs anymore. What a sad world it would be if people were only allowed to read the books they could afford to own.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 02:09:17 PM
What kind of book can people not afford these days.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:13:50 PM
Have you ever been to a bookstore? It's like $14.99 for a 200-page novel in paperback. There's too much culture out there to expect a person to just ignore it because they don't have money, and there's too much culture out there to expect anyone with a reasonable income to be able to afford it all.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1550310What kind of book can people not afford these days.

med books, nigga

http://www.amazon.com/Sleisenger-Fordtrans-Gastrointestinal-Disease-e-dition/dp/1416032452/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238353846&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Principles-Practice-Infectious-Diseases-e-dition/dp/0443066736/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238353872&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Hazzards-Geriatric-Medicine-Gerontology-Principles/dp/0071488723/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238354001&sr=1-1

There's some that are a lot more expensive but i'd need those for the residency, not right now.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 02:16:13 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1550330med books, nigga

http://www.amazon.com/Sleisenger-Fordtrans-Gastrointestinal-Disease-e-dition/dp/1416032452/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238353846&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Principles-Practice-Infectious-Diseases-e-dition/dp/0443066736/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238353872&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Hazzards-Geriatric-Medicine-Gerontology-Principles/dp/0071488723/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238354001&sr=1-1

There's some that are a lot more expensive but i'd need those for the residency, not right now.
That's your problem.


Bitch.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1550337That's your problem.


Bitch.
Yours too, what if your doc couldn't afford the good books when he was in med school? I hope they don't end up cutting the leg you could still use, you know the one you needed to not end up in a wheelchair and shit...
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1550344Yours too, what if your doc couldn't afford the good books when he was in med school? I hope they don't end up cutting the leg you could still use, you know the one you needed to not end up in a wheelchair and shit...

Then he shouldn't be a doctor. You know what a student loan is, right?
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:31:38 PM
I'm going to buy a forest, then charge people to breathe my air, because I own it.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Clocktopus on March 29, 2009, 02:33:06 PM
whats going on here?
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:34:20 PM
ELEPHANTE DISCO DANCE EXPLOSION THATS WHAT
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Clocktopus on March 29, 2009, 02:35:48 PM
oh ok
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1550451Then he shouldn't be a doctor. You know what a student loan is, right?
You know not all schools have 'em, right?
You know how some of those loans are insufficient for a lot of students, right?
You know how some students don't get a loan because the state says they have a criminal record, right? Yeah, like peeing on public places, that's a criminal record.

I don't think so =/
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 02:39:44 PM
Sounds more like your problem. Stop being a shitty doctor.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
Stop being a shitty American. We don't pay for anything. Our economy is indicative of this, get on board you cocksucking consumerist bitch.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:41:41 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1550539Stop being a shitty doctor.


GIVE ME 400 DOLLARS YOU SHIT
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:43:45 PM
Are you gonna be like black scrubs?
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 02:44:12 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1550545GIVE ME 400 DOLLARS YOU SHIT
Why don't you get a job.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:45:34 PM
Quote from: DingleberryClock;1550549Are you gonna be like black scrubs?

I'm 2 black for dat.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:46:17 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1550550Why don't you get a job.

No time. Go to the hospital and faculty from 8 am to 7-9 pm
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 02:50:33 PM
If you actually care about people, you're going to hate the medical profession. Good people don't do that kind of work. Only Jews' whose parents said they need to be a doctor or a lawyer. People die every day because paramedics are more concerned with text messaging.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 02:56:59 PM
Quote from: DingleberryClock;1550570If you actually care about people, you're going to hate the medical profession. Good people don't do that kind of work. Only Jews' whose parents said they need to be a doctor or a lawyer. People die every day because paramedics are more concerned with text messaging.

Been a paramedic for 5 years and i'm on my 4th year of med school, I love everything about it dude.

Although yes, i've met a couple of jew doctors that just looooooove ripping off patients.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: BilliardBall10 on March 29, 2009, 04:52:10 PM
well, i hope ur ok, mains
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
My mom used to be an EMT. Couldn't do it anymore. After you've seen enough nursing home patients die because of neglect, or people in the street die because the paramedics figured they're dead anyway and wasted time by not bringing their equipment from the truck, kinda loses its' glamour.

I'm untrusting of anyone who wants to "help people" for a living. Firefighters just want chicks, doctors want money, teachers like to molest kids, and anyone in the armed forces just wants to kill sand ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥. Oh, and cops just have little dicks.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on March 29, 2009, 06:27:56 PM
I'd say 50% of recruits joined to kill sand ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥, so that's pretty much true.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: SilverClock on March 29, 2009, 06:31:14 PM
I'd join to kill sand ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 06:40:17 PM
I wouldn't mind killing sand ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DNAClock on March 29, 2009, 06:40:31 PM
¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 08:51:34 PM
The other 50% join because they can't see themselves anywhere but prison in 5 years.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on March 29, 2009, 09:02:32 PM
Personally I'd say 30% can't see themselves anywhere else but prison, and the other 20% did it for the college money.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 29, 2009, 09:08:34 PM
Yeah, forgot about that college money. Why my friend did it. Then she didn't get it because she had previously enrolled in the army, but broke her foot or some shit and didn't finish training. They didn't tell her this until the last minute though, when it was pretty much no turning back. I almost married that chick before she left, so I could get payed if the bitch gets capped.
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: PropagandaClock on March 30, 2009, 03:42:38 AM
Who are Verizon ?
Title: I got this hilarious email from Verizon today
Post by: DingleberryClock on March 30, 2009, 02:24:11 PM
Satan