DiscoballClock and I made this in like 15 minutes. You cannot deny our literary genius.
NGer: Person who spends a lot of time in Newgrounds. S/he often acts immature, annoying and uses a lot of chatspeak. Likes sprite animations and Foamy. Shit poster in the NG BBS
portal: a useless pile of dick.
...that SBC is the king of
BBS: Place where NGers post threads and (shit) posts. Often filled with stupidity.
Audio Portal: the place that nobody cares about. filled with songs made in FL Studio, a popular children's toy.
Tom Fulp: Creator of Newgrounds. A family man, with a wife and a child, he runs NG like a (broken) engine. He's seen in many different ways by people regarding NG.
Wade Fulp: a ruthless dictator who you must PM to unlock Flounderman's orginal account
Moderator: Mini-tyrant elected by the NG staff. There are several kinds of moderators, from BBS to review ones. PsychonautClock, aka BlueHippo is one of them.
The definitions in arial are by DiscoBallClock, the ones in verdana are by me.