Im making a drawing with all the dutch clocks in it
but idk how to draw some of them
clocks I got so far:
grey
asshat
football
digitallemon
pirate
SCSP
chicken
dwarfinator
corpsegrinder
to do:
dutch
pizza
strange
bomb
heineken
tangerine
leech
Cucumber
Pear
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I HOPE THAT HELPS !
Quote from: Asshatclock;1566142I HOPE THAT HELPS !
Like if I had you I leave my hat on the toilet and just let it do its business and I could be free as a bird!
thanks asshat
but whats with the spongebob
SBSP=spongebob
SCSP=?
To expand the list btw:
Flashlightclock
Pianoclock
Dutchclock
Pizzaclock
Strangeclock
Bombclock
Heinekenclock
Corpsegrinderclock
Tangerineclock ( I think )
oh and its spongeclock squarepants.
I speak dutch
Quote from: Update;1566151I speak dutch
vlaams =/= dutch
I'll add you if I have enough space
(update)
ik ben nederlands :]
corpsegrinder should not be on there
Quote from: SCSP;1566200corpsegrinder should not be on there
True, the guy doesn't drink or do drugs and he doesn't approve of gay marriage, prostitution and abortion.
You can't get any farther away from being Dutch. Being Dutch isn't just a birthright it's a way of life man.
Quote from: PirateClock;1566201True, the guy doesn't drink or do drugs and he doesn't approve of gay marriage, prostitution and abortion.
You can't get any farther away from being Dutch.
gets seasick on boats
zet me op de lijst dgokjsogjgo
Quote from: RibsClock;1566241No you don't get to be on the list you've never owned a slave
I own you thats enough
having someone like hulk hogan living in your country is nothing to be proud of!
Quote from: AstronautClock;1566260having someone like hulk hogan living in your country is nothing to be proud of!
I pity the fool who thinks that that's Hulk Hogan.
ik add je wel astronaut
Quote from: RibsClock;1566284I pity that fool too, brother!

OH DAMN, that guy has the weirdest tan ever.
Don't add corpsegrinder, that was a joke, a bad one indeed.
forgive me.
Add Corpse Grinder Clock.
Quote from: AstronautClock;1566260having someone like hulk hogan living in your country is nothing to be proud of!
It is something to be proud of.
I will and hes already on the list
It doesn't get more Dutch than Corpse Grinder Clock.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1566337itt an American tries to tell Europeans why he's better and how.
While the Canadian stands back and laughs
Quote from: Asshatclock;1566142
Why do I find this so strangely hilarious?
Im dutch! :)
Ik woon in Zeeland
I'm half dutch
Quote from: RibsClock;1566284I'd rather have hulk hogan than HeinekenClock
Every country has people living in it that the country isn't proud of, problem is that Hulk Hogan became a celebrity which means people like him, which means the people in your country are I'm a edgy teen.
Quote from: RibsClock;1566284I'd rather have hulk hogan than HeinekenClock
Checkmate.
I'd rather have heineken then 40% of my country to be obese
There are no countries with a population that is 40% obese.
Quote from: Kombucha;1567154There are no countries with a population that is 40% obese.
oh wait your right america is just so fat its more like 140%
Quote from: AstronautClock;1567157oh wait your right america is just so fat its more like 140%
Ohhhh snap
whats going on here
idk but it has nothing to do with my drawing
im scsp
your on the list
Quote from: thunderbolt;1567455your on the list
i know
ok karkasmolenklok je staat erin met 2 namen
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1567475uuuuuuuh crap you lost me I have no idea what 'erin' or 'met' are.
mooie dingen
karkasmolen klok is een lutster van de bovenste plank een hoort niet, maar dan ook echt niet onder welk pseudoniem dan ook in deze lijst.
Lutser is failure, "van de bovenste plank" is "from the highest shelf", so "lutser van de bovenste plank" translates into something like "biggest failure".
Translating the entire post:
CorpsegrinderClock is one of the biggest failures and doesn't belong, under which ever pseudonym, in this list.
poep
we zouden heel CC nederlands moeten maken, met mooie dingen :)
NárMalandiKlokka er fagr ok ek vil kyssa hans snýp.
mmm lekker mmm
Quote from: Ojama Green;1567765we zouden heel CC nederlands moeten maken, met mooie dingen :)
Ja,
In ieder geval een nederlands sub forum.
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1567983Nah we need a navajo subforum
navajo had their chance in history and failed.
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1567987The navajo helped crush Japan in world war 2. The dutch pussied out and stayed neutral until they were clobbered by Hitler in five days.
Shazaam.
shazaam is a cool iphone app
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1567998Also is it bad that I just realized that even though I lived on the navajo nation I probably know more dutch than navajo?
Very bad. Kill yourself
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1567826mmm lekker mmm
en bokken bokken bok
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1567987The navajo helped crush Japan in world war 2. The dutch pussied out and stayed neutral until they were clobbered by Hitler in five days.
Shazaam.
We stayed neutral too, but they didn't come here because we were a Fascist dictatorship too.
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1568273Difference:
Netherlands stayed neutral then got clobbered.
America stayed neutral then came in and won the damn war.
He's Portuguese.
where are the drawings!
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1567996It's also a very bad movie featuring Shaquille O'Neil.
wat are you talking about that movie owned
Quote from: AstronautClock;1568353where are the drawings!
Im drawing it on paper
Quote from: JimmyCarterClock;1568200Knowing dutch = grounds for suicide
Couldn't agree more
You get to go first!
This thread made me have a dream that Shaq died.
small update
and how do I draw strangeclock
havnt worked on it in ages but here is part one
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holy shit
{{{}}} good work
Quote from: Light Astronaut;1629739holy shit
{{{}}} good work
thanks, but I kinda fucked yours up I
its the thought that counts
Quote from: Light Astronaut;1629758its the thought that counts
awh :D
1337 indeed
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;16298721337 indeed
thanks
waarom heeft KipKlok testikels onder zijn bek hangen
thank you sir
Quote from: Light Update;1630230waarom heeft KipKlok testikels onder zijn bek hangen
ow ja kippen zijn vrouwtjes...
Cucumber and Pear are Dutch, they just haven't been active on the boards for over two years.
Ill work on them when Im not bussy with other things like clockday
I love these drawings! :)
nu alleen Leech en de rest nog :P maar neem gerust de tijd.
Quote from: Ambipom;1644836I love these drawings! :)
nu alleen Leech en de rest nog :P maar neem gerust de tijd.
ik maak hem af onder economie, maar nu heb ik nog geen school natuurlijk