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Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 25, 2009, 08:30:11 PM
FUN.

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I don't go to  classes until may 6th (if the disease is controlled by that time) but i'm STRONGLY ADVISED not to go out of my house... Fucking shit :mad:.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TruncheonClock on April 25, 2009, 08:31:55 PM
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Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TequilaClock on April 25, 2009, 08:32:22 PM
You live in the capital? I thought you were from Durango or somewhere.

Still all this shit is scary, Mexico is looking like Japan on winter.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 25, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1566688You live in the capital? I thought you were from Durango or somewhere.

Still all this shit is scary, Mexico is looking like Japan on winter.

No no, my dad moved to Durango, I stayed in chilangoland. It's fucked up... they are starting to close movie theaters, museums, clubs. It's like there's zombies out there, ugh.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TruncheonClock on April 25, 2009, 08:44:32 PM
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Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 25, 2009, 08:58:42 PM
In other news: Newgrounds made me fucking rich.

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Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TruncheonClock on April 25, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
HOLY CRAP FIVE CENTS

that is Cents right? i have no idea of how US currency works.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Flounderpa on April 25, 2009, 09:07:23 PM
If I can stand being eaten by almost ever blood drinking parasite, you can stand that

You are a doctor, you will find a way to survive
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: K3LTR0N on April 25, 2009, 09:24:41 PM
OH NO MY GRANDMA IS ENDANGERED
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: LotusClock on April 25, 2009, 09:38:29 PM
5¢US is like... 300 pesos or something, right?
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Beret on April 25, 2009, 09:49:56 PM
oh dear.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 25, 2009, 11:17:19 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1566707You live in Mexico? Damn, what a horrible existence.

What a lame ass comment. Why is this dumbfuck not banned? Oh right, it's cadillac, he already sucked up to some mod or admin to get away with little shit like this.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: buttplug on April 26, 2009, 12:23:39 AM
Quote from: DNAClock;1566703In other news: Newgrounds made me fucking rich.


Tell me how.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Flounderpa on April 26, 2009, 12:41:38 AM
Quote from: LotusClock;15667265¢US is like... 300 pesos or something, right?
5¢US = 5o¢ pesos   :sombrero:
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TequilaClock on April 26, 2009, 01:16:38 AM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1566707You live in Mexico? Damn, what a horrible existence.
D'awww someone is jealous. Stick with your Taco Bell, yankee.
Quote from: HazardClock;15668335¢US = 5o¢ pesos   :sombrero:
Around 65¢ actually :sherlock:

Stupid dollar, get on a diet.

Quote1 U.S. dollar = 13.2855055 Mexican pesos

Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Flounderpa on April 26, 2009, 01:20:58 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1566852Around 65¢ actually :sherlock:

Stupid dollar, get on a diet.
fffffffff
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Dino Clock on April 26, 2009, 06:37:20 AM
Oh no, Mexican Zombies!
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2009, 06:39:44 AM
NANANANA
NANANANA
HEYHEYHEY
G O O D B Y E
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: PirateClock on April 26, 2009, 06:42:33 AM
I probabbly shouldn't tell you this but we (the other countries) have a failsafe plan encase you can't control this outbreak.. we call it "scorched earth".
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: KING DAVID on April 26, 2009, 06:52:17 AM
The news told me that they were worried it reached Britain because a man was admitted to hospital with "flu-like symptoms".

I'm no doctor, but flu-like symptoms seem pretty common to lots of things, including FLU.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2009, 06:59:13 AM
Quote from: PirateClock;1566938I probabbly shouldn't tell you this but we (the other countries) have a failsafe plan encase you can't control this outbreak.. we call it "scorched earth".
I wanna see this happen in my lifetime.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: MonsterMunch on April 26, 2009, 07:12:08 AM
Quote from: Hurm.;1566941The news told me that they were worried it reached Britain because a man was admitted to hospital with "flu-like symptoms".

I'm no doctor, but flu-like symptoms seem pretty common to lots of things, including FLU.

The UK press just want to link the story to Britain somehow so they can print big fuck off bold headlines saying we are all fucked.

Plus they need new stories since Jade Goody is starting to decompose.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on April 26, 2009, 07:18:38 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2009, 07:20:55 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1566944The UK press just want to link the story to Britain somehow so they can print big fuck off bold headlines saying we are all fucked.

Plus they need new stories since Jade Goody is starting to decompose.
This guy knows everything to a T.

Actually i bet they make a news cover now saying "JADE GOODY DIDNT DEI OF CANCR SHE DEID OF FLU!!!!"
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: MonsterMunch on April 26, 2009, 07:25:40 AM
Quote from: Steve;1566946Actually i bet they make a news cover now saying "JADE GOODY DIDNT DEI OF CANCR SHE DEID OF FLU!!!!"

That actually makes sense since the virus is being spread by pigs
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2009, 07:35:29 AM
hzahahahaha
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: peyoteclock on April 26, 2009, 09:32:53 AM
i dibs being the randall flagg of the new world.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 26, 2009, 11:47:07 AM
Confirmed in New Zealand, US and Canada, awaiting confirmation in Israel, France, Spain and England.

It's already spreading through different states in here, this is not going to be controlled.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 26, 2009, 11:50:27 AM
Quote from: Hurm.;1566941The news told me that they were worried it reached Britain because a man was admitted to hospital with "flu-like symptoms".

I'm no doctor, but flu-like symptoms seem pretty common to lots of things, including FLU.

The final diagnosis is not made by the symptoms but you can suspect a case because of the high fever, which is not very typical in the common cold.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TequilaClock on April 26, 2009, 12:14:04 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1567069Confirmed in New Zealand, US and Canada, awaiting confirmation in Israel, France, Spain and England.

It's already spreading through different states in here, this is not going to be controlled.
Holy fuck, I better become a boomer out of this.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: DNAClock on April 26, 2009, 12:24:45 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_swine_flu_states

New York officials previously had said they were eight probable cases, but Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed that it was swine flu, Mayor Michael Bloomberg said.


                 About 100 students at St. Francis Preparatory School complained of flu-like symptoms.


                 Bloomberg stressed that the cases in New York were mild and many are recovering, but also said that parents of the students also had flu symptoms, "suggesting it is spreading person to person".


:0
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: PropagandaClock on April 26, 2009, 01:38:06 PM
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Scorched Earth.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: AstronautClock on April 26, 2009, 02:01:18 PM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1567112
Scorched Earth.

sounds like a plan
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: Sinister Clock on April 26, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
Quote from: DNAClock;1566703In other news: Newgrounds made me fucking rich.


Woah, I didn't know NG did that. I'm gonna be rich now hahaha!
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: heineken on April 26, 2009, 03:37:15 PM
I wish Jade Goodie was still alive because I was on this website, whenwilljadegoodiedie or something and it let you bet on when she was going to die and you could win a Macbook or something, and I bet to sometime next month.

I was seriously a little bummed she died.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 26, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
i hope you will do well.
 
i hope, you will survive, doct.
Title: Influenza epidemic in Mexico city
Post by: TruncheonClock on April 26, 2009, 05:10:38 PM
Influenza - Nature's very own way of removing blemishes, without the need for surgery.