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Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: TequilaClock on May 05, 2009, 09:30:11 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2784287/homemade_real_wolverine_like_claws_x_men/

holy shit, I want a pair!
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 05, 2009, 09:34:14 PM
What does he have against boxes?
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: GodClock on May 05, 2009, 09:35:57 PM
man what a badazz
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 05, 2009, 09:37:17 PM
It's obvious that in his past a box either fucked his wife, or killed his parents.
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Slurpee on May 05, 2009, 09:43:23 PM
neat
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: SnakeClock on May 05, 2009, 10:53:04 PM
The first step towards a new, brutal age...
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: miracle fruit on May 05, 2009, 11:06:34 PM
i wouldnt fuck with him
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 05, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
Quote from: poppa;1573166i wouldnt fuck with him
You'll be fine as long as your not a box.
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Loki Clock on May 05, 2009, 11:40:14 PM
...Filled with new, brutal metal.
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 06, 2009, 12:09:21 AM
not
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Post by: Steve on May 06, 2009, 02:09:33 AM
SHOULDA TAKEN MUTANT REGENERATION POWERS
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 06, 2009, 02:12:43 AM
Quote from: Steve;1573224SHOULDA TAKEN MUTANT REGENERATION POWERS

I can take those next level, but it'll cost me 500xp, lets hope we do something epic in this game tonight!
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: DillClock on May 06, 2009, 02:39:17 AM
and now you know that you're a nerd
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Flounderpa on May 06, 2009, 02:40:02 AM
Quote from: DillClock;1573238and now you know that you're a nerd
with fucking claws, seriously you can't fuck with him unless you have a gun
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2009, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573230Boy he's a really SHARP fella, makin those claws!

Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Asshatclock on May 06, 2009, 02:44:49 AM
Alright I'll go make some gambit cards and spiderman webshot guns now.
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Flounderpa on May 06, 2009, 02:48:32 AM
Quote from: Olaf;1573242Alright I'll go make some gambit cards and spiderman webshot guns now.
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Cinnamon on May 06, 2009, 02:54:51 AM
I poo'd
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Post by: Steve on May 06, 2009, 03:12:43 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573248He lives life on THE RAZOR'S EDGE!
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Post by: Steve on May 06, 2009, 03:21:33 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573254I bet he's a fan of the BLADE MOVIES!
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 06, 2009, 03:22:25 AM
Quote from: HazardClock;1573240with fucking claws, seriously you can't fuck with him unless you have a gun

Only if you're made from a fucking cardboard box. Those things aren't sharp or anything.

See how he tried to slice the box? He couldn't even fucking do that properly.
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 06, 2009, 03:46:36 AM
Quote from: Kryten 2X4B-523P;1573256Only if you're made from a fucking cardboard box. Those things aren't sharp or anything.

See how he tried to slice the box? He couldn't even fucking do that properly.

Exactly, it's a fucking box killer!
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2009, 03:48:38 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573262He really likes to think OUTSIDE THE BOX!
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 06, 2009, 04:08:34 AM
Quote from: Steve;1573265

hahahahaha EPIC FACEPALM!
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Post by: Poltergeist on May 06, 2009, 04:08:42 AM
Holy fuck those boxes better not mess with him anymore


Also you could say those claws aer cutting edge technology.
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Post by: Biblo on May 06, 2009, 04:25:44 AM
they didn't go snikt
childhood destroyed
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Post by: PirateClock on May 06, 2009, 04:44:13 AM
I want Archangel wings.
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Post by: Kaijuclock on May 06, 2009, 04:46:14 AM
Quote from: PirateClock;1573280I want Archangel wings.

I want Bob's Costume.
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Post by: PirateClock on May 06, 2009, 04:47:39 AM
Quote from: Al Azif;1573281I want Bob's Costume.

Hydra doesn't have a dental plan though.
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Post by: Kaijuclock on May 06, 2009, 04:51:39 AM
Quote from: PirateClock;1573282Hydra doesn't have a dental plan though.

As that is the case, Don't you think they would cover up there henchmen's mouths? I mean, ugly bad teeth and nasty breath can give away a position as quick as a signal flair!
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Post by: LimewireClock on May 06, 2009, 04:55:37 AM
Whoa!
 
Holy fucking shit!
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on May 06, 2009, 05:12:29 AM
i wonder if his mom will get mad at him for stabbing her boxes and making a mess of her living room.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on May 06, 2009, 10:36:51 AM
I expected him to make at least one successful slash on that box, not just puncturing it...
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Post by: Dino Clock on May 06, 2009, 10:43:18 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573274i'm all out now

I'm not.

He really cant CUT not having claws.

:)
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: PropagandaClock on May 06, 2009, 05:48:54 PM
God what a damned nerd.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 06, 2009, 06:02:06 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573279The shakey guy in your sig, what's he from

American Idol after being rejected in the auditions no not really I have no idea
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 06, 2009, 07:23:37 PM
Pssht. It's just a gauntlet with a spring-loaded trigger for three box-cutters.

Guy squeezes a handle, releases a spring, claws go whoosh.

Still pretty cool though. Put that in a baggy sleeve and that mugger won't know what hit him.

Of course, you might as well make a gun-gauntlet if you're going for that. Just make an electric trigger and wire that to a gun mounted on your wrist. Click switch, move motor, fire gun.

Or even then, you can make a mechanical crank that delivers force from one's finger to it.

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Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 06, 2009, 07:24:34 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1573652Pssht. It's just a gauntlet with a spring-loaded trigger for three box-cutters.

Guy squeezes a handle, releases a spring, claws go whoosh.

they're not box cutters

they're pointy things that if you put enough weight behind just happen to penetrate a cardboard box
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 06, 2009, 07:43:31 PM
I still think a box-cutter would be more effective.
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on May 06, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1573671I still think a box-cutter would be more effective.

boxcutterman
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 06, 2009, 08:41:07 PM
Crap. Now i'm thinking of ways to make a double-barreled wrist-mounted airsoft cannon.

Power generator in a sling, trigger under index finger, receivers stacked, ammunition comes from two side-mounted magazines....
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 06, 2009, 08:49:35 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1573652Pssht. It's just a gauntlet with a spring-loaded trigger for three box-cutters.

Guy squeezes a handle, releases a spring, claws go whoosh.

Still pretty cool though. Put that in a baggy sleeve and that mugger won't know what hit him.

Of course, you might as well make a gun-gauntlet if you're going for that. Just make an electric trigger and wire that to a gun mounted on your wrist. Click switch, move motor, fire gun.

Or even then, you can make a mechanical crank that delivers force from one's finger to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jamg3FRHfE&feature=PlayList&p=E32467FDE2D395A5&index=7
Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 06, 2009, 09:03:34 PM
I was thinking more like the wrist-mounted storm bolters that the Grey Knights carry.

But, yeah. That's pretty cool.
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Post by: Steve on May 07, 2009, 02:17:10 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1573792Why isn't biblo answering me

Title: This guy made real Wolverine claws
Post by: peyoteclock on May 08, 2009, 12:00:28 AM
guys guys they didn't cut the box, guys look you just squeeze and boxcutters come out pffft so lame this is so gay.

while i'll admit there was a certain ammount of lame going on in the video i think the claws themselves were pretty cool and i know i for one couldn't construct a pair. you're all fucking killjoys.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on May 08, 2009, 11:16:41 AM
The way the claws are attached to his arms instead of coming from his arm more reminds me of the Garradors from RE4.


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