Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 13, 2009, 08:06:04 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 13, 2009, 08:06:04 AM
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2477
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2499
Excitement! I'm liking the huntsman so far, although I'm dubious about how often it will be used. seems anyone going sniper wants to use a sniper rifle, and if they wanted a mid range weapon they would go any other class.
I like the idea of the arrows staying embedded in you until you die and (provided the arrows glow team colour) could be a very effective spy targetting system. I think it would be good if the sniper, probably the least team orientated class, had a way like this to help the team out. could be especially good if coupled with the possibility of the jar-ate having some kind of spy catching mechanism
thoughts?
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2499
Excitement! I'm liking the huntsman so far, although I'm dubious about how often it will be used. seems anyone going sniper wants to use a sniper rifle, and if they wanted a mid range weapon they would go any other class.
I like the idea of the arrows staying embedded in you until you die and (provided the arrows glow team colour) could be a very effective spy targetting system. I think it would be good if the sniper, probably the least team orientated class, had a way like this to help the team out. could be especially good if coupled with the possibility of the jar-ate having some kind of spy catching mechanism
thoughts?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: BunnyClock on May 13, 2009, 08:11:32 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on May 13, 2009, 08:11:32 AM
Quote"Now, hold on," you keep saying. "Aren't bows and arrows primitive and harmless?" Why don't you ask the dinosaurs? Except you can't, because the cavemen bow and arrowed them to death.
lmao
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 11:30:02 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 11:30:02 AM
Yeah, I'm probably going to keep my rifle.
But I'll eat up anything they give me for the smg, anything'll be better than the smg.
But I'll eat up anything they give me for the smg, anything'll be better than the smg.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 13, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 13, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
Arrows? Mmmmm...
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
Cool, but not as cool as Jarate.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
I sorta feel like people won't think it's original when I say I use Kukri Fu. I invented it before Jarate came along damn it!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: SoBe Clock on May 13, 2009, 01:50:07 PM
Post by: SoBe Clock on May 13, 2009, 01:50:07 PM
Well this is interesting. I honestly couldn't come up with anything to replace the sniper rifle but this is a good idea. I like it!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 02:00:45 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 02:00:45 PM
I think this would be best used for arena well and granary, there's a lot of walls to pin people to there.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: KING DAVID on May 13, 2009, 02:02:28 PM
Post by: KING DAVID on May 13, 2009, 02:02:28 PM
The bow and arrow seems like a novelty that will ware off half way through the first game...
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 14, 2009, 09:33:16 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 14, 2009, 09:33:16 AM
Day 2
It's the new game mode we caught a glimpse of during the scout update! Looks like a lot of fun. Pretty much a double payload. seems from the snipers postcard that at a certain point, the carts will roll down a hill backwards immediately if not pushed, but I can't be sure. interesting!
It's the new game mode we caught a glimpse of during the scout update! Looks like a lot of fun. Pretty much a double payload. seems from the snipers postcard that at a certain point, the carts will roll down a hill backwards immediately if not pushed, but I can't be sure. interesting!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 14, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 14, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Allright, new Arena maps.
However, even though I'm a sniper, it's really not that great to snipe in open arenas, it's just too little protection, thats why I never play it on watchtower.
Rain affects thing looks cool. I'll probably run into a sawblade just to see what its like.
I looked up adelaide st., there's only four of them, but there's a few red houses.
However, even though I'm a sniper, it's really not that great to snipe in open arenas, it's just too little protection, thats why I never play it on watchtower.
Rain affects thing looks cool. I'll probably run into a sawblade just to see what its like.
I looked up adelaide st., there's only four of them, but there's a few red houses.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 14, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 14, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Sniper Update "The Razorback"All the tribal craftsmanship in the world, it turns out, cannot stop a modern butter knife. So we taped a car battery to it. Sure, the added weight of the redesigned Razorback’ll slow you down a little. But any poor sap dumb enough to backstab you while you’re sporting one is getting a surprise to the tune of 10,000 volts. Plus, if they want to stab you again, they’ll have to wait until their knife cools down. Which is lucky for you, since the Razorback collapses into a million finely crafted pieces after a single stab.
Aww man, first i had to deal with the pyro's spychecking all the time and NOW i'm gonna have to deal with this aswell?
Why don't they go ahead and delete the spy while there at it too.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 14, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 14, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
If it's the replacement of the smg, expect it to ruin your day every time.
If it's the replacement for the kukri, expect no one sensible to use it.
If it's the replacement for the kukri, expect no one sensible to use it.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: GodClock on May 14, 2009, 11:50:17 PM
Post by: GodClock on May 14, 2009, 11:50:17 PM
Quote from: Ritsu Tainaka;1578899Aww man, first i had to deal with the pyro's spychecking all the time and NOW i'm gonna have to deal with this aswell?
Why don't they go ahead and delete the spy while there at it too.
step up your game bro.
anyway, these updates dont seem that great so far, not that i use sniper anyway.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 12:09:50 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 12:09:50 AM
I already thought the sniper was pretty balanced despite his piss poor secondary weapon, the kukri made up for that.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: SockpuppetClock on May 15, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on May 15, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/05/15/sniper-update-day-3-things-get-mysterious/
OH SNAP
OH SNAP
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 02:00:14 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 02:00:14 AM
Sneakin' in a spy update too? Valve is too good to us.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Flounderpa on May 15, 2009, 02:29:30 AM
Post by: Flounderpa on May 15, 2009, 02:29:30 AM
I wonder if you can brake the shield with a gun shot
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Odo on May 15, 2009, 02:40:03 AM
Post by: Odo on May 15, 2009, 02:40:03 AM
Quote from: HazardClock;1579170I wonder if you can brake the shield with a gun shot
my guess is no but you might be able to break it
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 15, 2009, 10:50:35 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 15, 2009, 10:50:35 AM
I'm liking this idea because I didn't expect anything like it. I wanna know how visible this shield is gonna be to a spy. invisible so the spy just has to take his chances? or visible so that the spy has to asses the risk of stabbing but possibly dying? apart from swapping it for another one of your weapons, there isn't much downside for the sniper
also excited to hear if their really will be a spy update as well, because then I'm sure there will be a way for a spy to possibly but not entirely counter this shield. sounds funky
also excited to hear if their really will be a spy update as well, because then I'm sure there will be a way for a spy to possibly but not entirely counter this shield. sounds funky
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
Dude, kukri is a better anti-spy deterrent when they throw out the pistol, which is what they'll do if they can't use the knife. If this replaces the kukri it replaces my #1 anti-spy weapon.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2009, 03:14:28 PM
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2009, 03:14:28 PM
Definately'll be a Kukri replacer, since things like the Sandvich and Energy drink replaced the side arm, i'm sure Jarate will fill that too.
Eitherway, i'll stick to the Kukri 'N' GIV'EM THE OLD CHOP CHOP,
Eitherway, i'll stick to the Kukri 'N' GIV'EM THE OLD CHOP CHOP,
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 15, 2009, 04:01:30 PM
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 15, 2009, 04:01:30 PM
(http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/)
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2009, 04:05:21 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2009, 04:05:21 PM
Best entrance EVER
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: GearBoxClock on May 15, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on May 15, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
AWESOME
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 04:17:05 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 04:17:05 PM
So wait, is it a double update, or are we getting no replacement for the shitty smg they stuck us with?
Also, if we're supposed to believe we killed the spy, will the decoy count as a kill when it gets brought out? Otherwise you'd be able to tell if the spy's really dead pretty quickly.
Also, if we're supposed to believe we killed the spy, will the decoy count as a kill when it gets brought out? Otherwise you'd be able to tell if the spy's really dead pretty quickly.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 15, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
Also, personally, you'd think that they'd have Napoleon's greatest regret be he was never invisible, since the spy's french and all.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 15, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
Pyro's gender confirmed
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Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: KING DAVID on May 15, 2009, 05:10:48 PM
Post by: KING DAVID on May 15, 2009, 05:10:48 PM
Yay Spy.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: GearBoxClock on May 15, 2009, 05:12:12 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on May 15, 2009, 05:12:12 PM
I knew it.
Great, I've been playing as the only female character since I got the game.
Great, I've been playing as the only female character since I got the game.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 15, 2009, 05:24:16 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 15, 2009, 05:24:16 PM
Pretty sure they only said "she" as a joke in response to the conspiracists "being right all along". It doesn't affect anything at all though but the pyro is definitely a lady now.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: BreadfruitClock on May 16, 2009, 12:54:08 AM
Post by: BreadfruitClock on May 16, 2009, 12:54:08 AM
Meet the Video. Today. Better be.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: BreadfruitClock on May 16, 2009, 12:57:36 AM
Post by: BreadfruitClock on May 16, 2009, 12:57:36 AM
Spy update you best not fuck that up.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: buttplug on May 16, 2009, 01:54:55 AM
Post by: buttplug on May 16, 2009, 01:54:55 AM
god i wish my laptop would play this game.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Bigglesnoots on May 16, 2009, 03:27:47 AM
Post by: Bigglesnoots on May 16, 2009, 03:27:47 AM
oh shit oh shit oh shit
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2009, 04:24:21 AM
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2009, 04:24:21 AM
DAMN IT. SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: frozennn on May 16, 2009, 12:01:59 PM
Post by: frozennn on May 16, 2009, 12:01:59 PM
Quote from: Steve;1579379Definately'll be a Kukri replacer, since things like the Sandvich and Energy drink replaced the side arm, i'm sure Jarate will fill that too.Check the date the Jarate was announced.
Eitherway, i'll stick to the Kukri 'N' GIV'EM THE OLD CHOP CHOP,
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 16, 2009, 12:06:35 PM
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 16, 2009, 12:06:35 PM
The Jarate was a April Fool's joke steve.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TremcladClock on May 16, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Post by: TremcladClock on May 16, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Haha I want the Macrofilm Suit.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 18, 2009, 06:15:42 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 18, 2009, 06:15:42 PM
Meet the Spy
(Act Surprised.)
http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/
(Act Surprised.)
http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TremcladClock on May 18, 2009, 06:19:32 PM
Post by: TremcladClock on May 18, 2009, 06:19:32 PM
At least they gave us the achievements.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 18, 2009, 06:37:07 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 18, 2009, 06:37:07 PM
the achievement unlocked by valve at the bottom is amusing
"UNLOCKED - Welcome to the internets: Fail to understand what 'Private' means on YouTube."
"UNLOCKED - Welcome to the internets: Fail to understand what 'Private' means on YouTube."
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 18, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 18, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Loving the James Bond references
Also: Hahahahah
QuoteDie Another Way:
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Dr. Nooooo:
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Also: Hahahahah
QuoteUNLOCKED - Welcome to the internets: Fail to understand what 'Private' means on YouTube.
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Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2009, 02:07:36 AM
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2009, 02:07:36 AM
BTW, from the meet the spy video, the spy was disguised as a scout with the sandman, does that mean spies disguises can be updated to show unlockable weapons?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 19, 2009, 04:47:23 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 19, 2009, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Steve;1582416BTW, from the meet the spy video, the spy was disguised as a scout with the sandman, does that mean spies disguises can be updated to show unlockable weapons?
One thing I've noticed is that near your disguise icon where it says disguised as: soilder or whatever, it also says: disguise weapon. And the disguise weapon is randomized.
It could've been a server mod I guess, does anyone else see this?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 19, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 19, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
Quote from: Sinister;1582461One thing I've noticed is that near your disguise icon where it says disguised as: soilder or whatever, it also says: disguise weapon. And the disguise weapon is randomized.
It could've been a server mod I guess, does anyone else see this?
it's not randomized, you can change your disguise weapon by pressing b (last diguise) while holding the weapon number of choice
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 19, 2009, 10:15:40 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 19, 2009, 10:15:40 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1582497it's not randomized, you can change your disguise weapon by pressing b (last diguise) while holding the weapon number of choice
Woah. Is that official then?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 19, 2009, 10:23:01 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 19, 2009, 10:23:01 AM
has been a while now yeah
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 19, 2009, 01:56:57 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 19, 2009, 01:56:57 PM
This new stuff is positively diabolical. I love it!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 19, 2009, 02:19:04 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 19, 2009, 02:19:04 PM
These updates always inspire me to play TF2 again.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 19, 2009, 05:39:27 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 19, 2009, 05:39:27 PM
This is one bitching awesome gun... with the Scout's mother in it.
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Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Flounderpa on May 19, 2009, 07:58:16 PM
Post by: Flounderpa on May 19, 2009, 07:58:16 PM
put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon
edit: I always knew the scout's mother was a whore, I mean she had like 7 or so sons
edit: I always knew the scout's mother was a whore, I mean she had like 7 or so sons
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 19, 2009, 08:37:17 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 19, 2009, 08:37:17 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1582656This is one bitching awesome gun... with the Scout's mother in it.want want want want want want want
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Sex on legs.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: GodClock on May 20, 2009, 03:23:13 AM
Post by: GodClock on May 20, 2009, 03:23:13 AM
shit looks pimp
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 20, 2009, 08:06:36 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 20, 2009, 08:06:36 PM
Guess what guys, Jarate is real.
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Oh yeah and also we got the Sniper achievements.
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Oh yeah and also we got the Sniper achievements.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: catclock on May 20, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
Post by: catclock on May 20, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
I honestly cannot believe this, why did they give the sniper more of an ability to counter his counter this is so depressing
How am I supposed to easily back stab these n00bies now
How am I supposed to easily back stab these n00bies now
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 20, 2009, 08:33:36 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 20, 2009, 08:33:36 PM
i cannot wait to be covered in piss
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: BinaryClock on May 20, 2009, 08:53:10 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on May 20, 2009, 08:53:10 PM
I need this game now. Damn I have to get Parallels working...
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 21, 2009, 01:43:04 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 21, 2009, 01:43:04 AM
One of the achievements seems like I can combine Jarate with my blackbelt in Kukri Fu.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: frozennn on May 21, 2009, 03:20:15 AM
Post by: frozennn on May 21, 2009, 03:20:15 AM
Jesus, I am a goose, it's real!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2009, 03:31:38 AM
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2009, 03:31:38 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1583158i cannot wait to be covered in pissHahaha
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 21, 2009, 05:28:53 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 21, 2009, 05:28:53 AM
I love jarate
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2009, 08:38:48 AM
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2009, 08:38:48 AM
Andy - says:
DUDE
ADD ME ON STEAM SO YOU CAN JARATE ME
Steve says:
No, i'm making my dinner
late
Andy - says:
I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A GOLDEN SHOWER
Steve says:
OH GOD
DON'T SDTART THAT SHIT MAN
Andy - says:
hahaha
DUDE
ADD ME ON STEAM SO YOU CAN JARATE ME
Steve says:
No, i'm making my dinner
late
Andy - says:
I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A GOLDEN SHOWER
Steve says:
OH GOD
DON'T SDTART THAT SHIT MAN
Andy - says:
hahaha
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: SoBe Clock on May 21, 2009, 08:27:58 PM
Post by: SoBe Clock on May 21, 2009, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: TrickyClock;1583745The update is finally released! Here's the update info of Team Fortress 2 :
By "Released" do you mean we should have downloaded it by now? I don't have it and it's not downloading. :wiebel:
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 21, 2009, 08:31:53 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 21, 2009, 08:31:53 PM
Quote from: SoBe Clock;1583754By "Released" do you mean we should have downloaded it by now? I don't have it and it's not downloading. :wiebel:mines at 83% right now :)
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 21, 2009, 08:58:55 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 21, 2009, 08:58:55 PM
IMPORTANT MINOR STUFF:
AWESOME MINOR UPDATES
NOT-AWESOME UPDATE
QuoteStandard sniper rifle now shoots through friendly players
Updated Dustbowl to fix not being able to jump into the window in the first building of the second stage
Added 54 new Sniper voice lines
Made it more obvious on first person view model when your motion cloak is out of juice and you are partially visible
Also made it more obvious on first person view model when you're bumped while cloaked
Spies disguised as medics now have an Ubercharge: line in their disguise target info
Spies outward facing "disguise health" now matches their disguise target when they first apply the disguise
Spies can now pick up health kits for their "disguise health", even when uninjured
Added 70 new Spy voice lines
AWESOME MINOR UPDATES
QuoteSpies can now use enemy teleporters
Demomen can now detonate their stickies while taunting
Added a new taunt for the Kritzkrieg, which also heals for 10 points
Demomen can now detonate their stickies while taunting
Flamethrower's air burst now extinguishes fire on friendly targets
Grenades and rockets deflected by a pyro under the effects of Kritzkrieg will now be criticals
The Heavy and Sniper now have new custom death animations
NOT-AWESOME UPDATE
QuoteAdded "sv_allow_voice_from_file" convar, which defaults to 1. When set to 0, it'll prevent clients from using the "voice_inputfromfile" feature to broadcast wav files over voice
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: BinaryClock on May 21, 2009, 09:03:54 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on May 21, 2009, 09:03:54 PM
Well, loading the free version. Currently 0.7%. Wheeee. Also Steam name or whatever should be BinaryClock if anyone wants to add me and help with the learning process.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 21, 2009, 09:11:15 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 21, 2009, 09:11:15 PM
whyyyyyy does steam community have to die when i can actually earn a few achievements before i go to bed??????????????????????????????????????
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 21, 2009, 11:49:16 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 21, 2009, 11:49:16 PM
so you get the weapons as random drops
fuckkkkkk
fuckkkkkk
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TremcladClock on May 22, 2009, 11:10:50 AM
Post by: TremcladClock on May 22, 2009, 11:10:50 AM
This new unlock system is terrible. They should have just introduced an XP system or a shop or something if they wanted to dissolve the correlation between achievements and unlocks.
Also, is it just me or is hit detection (especially with the flamethrower) completely cocked up now?
Also, is it just me or is hit detection (especially with the flamethrower) completely cocked up now?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 22, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 22, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
That aside I think the Demoman needs achievements and new toys like everyone else.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on May 22, 2009, 12:27:08 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 22, 2009, 12:27:08 PM
I think a good demoman weapon would be a firebomb for the pipebomb. Does less damage, lights enemy on fire.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TequilaClock on May 22, 2009, 01:27:24 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 22, 2009, 01:27:24 PM
I would like something thematic too. Where is he from? Caribbean? African? American?
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 22, 2009, 01:33:07 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 22, 2009, 01:33:07 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1584190I would like something thematic too. Where is he from? Caribbean? African? American?
http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Meet_the_Demoman
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 22, 2009, 01:55:21 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on May 22, 2009, 01:55:21 PM
QuoteSpies disguised as medics now have an Ubercharge: line in their disguise target info
Quotehave an Ubercharge: line in their disguise target info
QuoteUbercharge: line in their disguise target
QuoteUbercharge
Quotedisguise
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Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 22, 2009, 02:11:49 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 22, 2009, 02:11:49 PM
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1584197http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Meet_the_DemomanI'M A BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2009, 02:21:41 PM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2009, 02:21:41 PM
BAGPIPES OF DOOM
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Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 22, 2009, 07:35:55 PM
Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 22, 2009, 07:35:55 PM
WHY CANT I HAVE THE HUNTSMAN QUICKLY VALVE, WHYYYYYYYYYY :(
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Post by: Sinister Clock on May 22, 2009, 09:28:33 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 22, 2009, 09:28:33 PM
This system is gay as hell why haven't they fixed it yet? I'm gonna keep on a server overnight.
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 22, 2009, 10:42:56 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 22, 2009, 10:42:56 PM
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1584197http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Meet_the_DemomanScottish?! Hah what a twist on not being stereotypical. I like that.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: WiiClock on May 22, 2009, 11:06:29 PM
Post by: WiiClock on May 22, 2009, 11:06:29 PM
in a game with sobe right now.
question.
why does it seem like everyone can backstab right out of stealth.
why can't i do it.
please help.
question.
why does it seem like everyone can backstab right out of stealth.
why can't i do it.
please help.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 23, 2009, 01:10:22 AM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 23, 2009, 01:10:22 AM
also along with picked up weapons, you got a chance to pick up a hat, although the droprate is lower.
also http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day09_english.htm
also http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day09_english.htm
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 23, 2009, 01:20:54 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 23, 2009, 01:20:54 AM
DemoHendrix
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Post by: TremcladClock on May 23, 2009, 09:13:00 AM
Post by: TremcladClock on May 23, 2009, 09:13:00 AM
I'm loving The Ambassador.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 23, 2009, 10:36:51 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 23, 2009, 10:36:51 AM
The new unlock system is I'm a edgy teen. I'm hosting "Item farming yeah" with a specifically designed map for item farming. You are all welcome to join while I play Sims 3.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
Quote from: Sinister;1584658The new unlock system is I'm a edgy teen. I'm hosting "Item farming yeah" with a specifically designed map for item farming. You are all welcome to join while I play Sims 3.Hey can I have your steam name?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: iPodClock on May 23, 2009, 11:36:47 AM
Post by: iPodClock on May 23, 2009, 11:36:47 AM
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in hell!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 23, 2009, 12:01:29 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 23, 2009, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: PROPHET OF ZALGO;1584659Hey can I have your steam name?
Megaspel
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 23, 2009, 12:19:36 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on May 23, 2009, 12:19:36 PM
i havent found any new items
i wish i had
i wish i had
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 23, 2009, 12:44:52 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 23, 2009, 12:44:52 PM
Just speant five hours waiting for unlocks. Left the computer on 12 hours while I slept for unlocks. Been playing six hours before that.
Not a single unlock.
Not a single unlock.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: BreadfruitClock on May 23, 2009, 12:54:52 PM
Post by: BreadfruitClock on May 23, 2009, 12:54:52 PM
I got the razorback within the first 15 minutes of the update, other than that i've played/spectated/slept with computer on over 15 hours and only got sandvich (agian) and KBG (agian). Lammmmmeeeee
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Post by: YoYoClock on May 23, 2009, 01:00:51 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 23, 2009, 01:00:51 PM
only played about an hour since update, so nothing yet. do they just appear in your inventory?
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 24, 2009, 12:09:15 AM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on May 24, 2009, 12:09:15 AM
i've playing prolly like 20 hours and i've only gotten stuff i already have
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2009, 06:33:40 AM
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2009, 06:33:40 AM
new unlock system is gehay
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: KING DAVID on May 24, 2009, 08:07:30 AM
Post by: KING DAVID on May 24, 2009, 08:07:30 AM
I only have the huntsman. It's fine and all but, why would I want to replace my sniper rifle with it?
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 24, 2009, 12:14:46 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 24, 2009, 12:14:46 PM
got jarate, natascha, the ambassador and dead ringer. dead ringer is super fun!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on May 24, 2009, 01:15:01 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 24, 2009, 01:15:01 PM
The dead ringer is useful if you got an open area to run away in right afterwords.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Pin Clock on May 24, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Post by: Pin Clock on May 24, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Posting to say I just got this game now, and I'm loving it in whole. Gotta learn how to play, but I still love this game.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 24, 2009, 02:02:30 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 24, 2009, 02:02:30 PM
Quote from: Carbuncle;1585196Posting to say I just got this game now, and I'm loving it in whole. Gotta learn how to play, but I still love this game.
Want to play a match? I haven't gotten used to TF2 either.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on May 24, 2009, 02:25:03 PM
Post by: SoBe Clock on May 24, 2009, 02:25:03 PM
Quote from: Joey;1584453in a game with sobe right now.
question.
why does it seem like everyone can backstab right out of stealth.
why can't i do it.
please help.
Oh hey, my friend was on my account yesterday, so I didn't know you were on. Plus, I didn't have a mic at the moment.
We should play tomorrow.
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Post by: YoYoClock on May 24, 2009, 04:27:27 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 24, 2009, 04:27:27 PM
Been playing with my new toys on pipeline and I got me 2 more axtinguishers :/
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Post by: Pin Clock on May 24, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
Post by: Pin Clock on May 24, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1585236Want to play a match? I haven't gotten used to TF2 either.
Yep. Those were some fun matches there, Silly Putty. Double Heavy ftw.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 24, 2009, 04:35:17 PM
Post by: Exclamation Mark on May 24, 2009, 04:35:17 PM
THE HUNTSMAN IS AWESOME
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
New unlock system is still bullshit.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 24, 2009, 06:14:55 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 24, 2009, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Carbuncle;1585355Yep. Those were some fun matches there, Silly Putty. Double Heavy ftw.
DOUBLE HEAVY ALARM SYSTEMS ARE THE ULTIMATE IN HOME PROTECTION!
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 24, 2009, 10:06:13 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 24, 2009, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1582694want want want want want want want
Got this today playing with Pin :cool:
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Fireman on May 25, 2009, 02:01:41 AM
Post by: Fireman on May 25, 2009, 02:01:41 AM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1585192The dead ringer is useful if you got an open area to run away in right afterwords.
It really only seems to work if you can sneak around the enemy without having to go invis. I've gotten some nice kills with it but I can't really get past certain points on some maps because it requires running past the enemy and they'll notice I'm not one of them.
It is p good for escaping too.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: YoYoClock on May 25, 2009, 04:37:57 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on May 25, 2009, 04:37:57 AM
Quote from: FIREMAN;1585661It really only seems to work if you can sneak around the enemy without having to go invis. I've gotten some nice kills with it but I can't really get past certain points on some maps because it requires running past the enemy and they'll notice I'm not one of them.
It is p good for escaping too.
I like that it takes away the usual ability to cloak. I started playing spy properly last week when the spy update was revealed (what's the point in playing with new weapons if you suck?) and got the hang of cloaking, running behind enemy lines, disguised, stabbing/sapping and cloaking straight away for the getaway.
With the dead ringer, there's more challenge. I have to continuously act like the opposing team, and change my disguise almost every time I am seen, whereas before I may have cloaked and run away, I might run round a corner, disguise as someone else then run back.
Whereas previously I might get a few stabs in per life (being killed by any good pyro, as soon as he realised I'm there), now I can hold the DR until the exact moment I stab, meaning that if I am figured out, I can, in seconds, hide, re disguise, and come back. The enemy don't expect the same spy to respawn so quickly, and so spycheck less. If they do spycheck I can just do it all again.
In short: I love the Dead Ringer
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2009, 06:32:23 AM
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2009, 06:32:23 AM
In short the new unlock system is bullshit
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TorchClock on May 25, 2009, 09:47:32 AM
Post by: TorchClock on May 25, 2009, 09:47:32 AM
Quote from: Steve;1585756In short the new unlock system is bullshit:this:
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 25, 2009, 03:12:42 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 25, 2009, 03:12:42 PM
So I was playing TF2 with Pin and a building in one of the maps had a poster on it that said "BIGGS".
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Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:57:11 AM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:57:11 AM
I think TremcladClock pointed that out when TF2 first came out.
You're later Sillu putty !
You're later Sillu putty !
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Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:57:34 AM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:57:34 AM
Actually i think it was in a thread about Biggs too, and i think elementsclock posted Biggs from Maplestory.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 10:38:37 AM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 10:38:37 AM
Quote from: Steve;1586469I think TremcladClock pointed that out when TF2 first came out.
You're later Sillu putty !
well i wasnt paying attention to tf2 cuz i had a shit computer at the time >:C
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 26, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 26, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Hey so we unlocked the Jarate and the Ambassador on Bobby's steam account.
Have'nt had the chance to play it on my account, as i've been round his all the time.
Have'nt had the chance to play it on my account, as i've been round his all the time.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 10:51:01 AM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Ritsu Tainaka;1586614Hey so we unlocked the Jarate and the Ambassador on Bobby's steam account.
Have'nt had the chance to play it on my account, as i've been round his all the time.
Well, at least you'll have built up your skills a bit by the time you get on yours.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 10:54:12 AM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 10:54:12 AM
SPAH ROUND HURR
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Post by: Sinister Clock on May 26, 2009, 11:33:05 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 26, 2009, 11:33:05 AM
I finally unlocked something I didn't have, the razor back. It seems silly that it disables the SMG AND reduces your speed by 25%.
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Post by: Slurpee on May 26, 2009, 11:35:08 AM
Post by: Slurpee on May 26, 2009, 11:35:08 AM
the smg kinda sucks anyway.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on May 26, 2009, 12:05:33 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 26, 2009, 12:05:33 PM
Kinda? It was the worst weapon in the game.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: KING DAVID on May 26, 2009, 02:16:22 PM
Post by: KING DAVID on May 26, 2009, 02:16:22 PM
What slot does Jarate appear in?
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Post by: TruncheonClock on May 26, 2009, 02:18:32 PM
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 26, 2009, 02:18:32 PM
Quote from: KING DAVID;1586696What slot does Jarate appear in?
The Kukri slot.
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Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:39:43 PM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:39:43 PM
Quote from: Ritsu Tainaka;1586699The Kukri slot.I REJECT
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Post by: TruncheonClock on May 26, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
Post by: TruncheonClock on May 26, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: Steve;1586709I REJECT
I'm pretty sure it goes in the kukri slot, but i'm probably wrong.
I havent used it yet.
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Quote from: Ritsu Tainaka;1586720I'm pretty sure it goes in the kukri slot, but i'm probably wrong.They both fit in the SMG Slot.
I havent used it yet.
I've only seen one sniper use the Razorback though, he pro'lly didn't have Jarate.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 03:09:08 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 03:09:08 PM
Quote from: Steve;1586722They both fit in the SMG Slot.
Valve knows what players want!
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 03:10:52 PM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 03:10:52 PM
Valve is gay for it's players
Title: It's that time again folks: The Sniper Update!
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 03:21:00 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 03:21:00 PM
Quote from: Steve;1586734Valve is gay for it's players
Valve wants to get into its players' pants.
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Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 03:21:55 PM
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2009, 03:21:55 PM
cockhold
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 04:21:21 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 26, 2009, 04:21:21 PM
Valve wants to jump its players' bones.