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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: EtchASketchClock on May 13, 2009, 06:48:46 PM

Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: EtchASketchClock on May 13, 2009, 06:48:46 PM
http://gear.ign.com/articles/982/982107p1.html

Only $2500 folks, get em while they're hot!
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Slurpee on May 13, 2009, 06:50:03 PM
I made some xbox shoes once they were huge
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: SnakeClock on May 13, 2009, 06:52:18 PM
I'd rather have some Coraline shoes.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sneakerobsession.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F01%2Fcoraline-nike-dunk.jpg&hash=8bf1c2d9ca947b173a0bbde9fd3e5256e40813b9)
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Slurpee on May 13, 2009, 06:57:08 PM
I'd like the look of those if not for the giant cartoon heads stapled to them

and the overseas child labor nike exploits. knowledge makes everything less fun.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Clocktopus on May 13, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Oh god I am so on this.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: SnakeClock on May 13, 2009, 07:07:18 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1577864Coraline shoes should have buttons, not laces

They do, that's just the first picture I found on Google.



I think it comes with a bunch of accessories like the cat's head or the buttons.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
For that money I could have a pair of Heelies, and a pair of Soap shoes, and a nice pair of rollerblades, all custom made to actually fit my gargantuan feet, and some moon shoes. Moon shoes are 1 size fits all right?
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: EtchASketchClock on May 13, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1577847I made some xbox shoes once they were huge
Haa I get it.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: GodClock on May 13, 2009, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: Floudneraman;1577939For that money I could have a pair of Heelies, and a pair of Soap shoes, and a nice pair of rollerblades, all custom made to actually fit my gargantuan feet, and some moon shoes. Moon shoes are 1 size fits all right?

why settle for seperate Heelies and Soap shoes when you can get a custom pair that has BOTH. I saw that shit once when i was a kid and fuck it was awesome.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TheCheshireClock on May 13, 2009, 08:55:39 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.register123.com%2Fevent%2Faccounts%2Fregister123%2Fdisney%2Fdisneyland%2Fevents%2Fhm40thevent%2Ftennis_shoes_final_small%25281%2529.jpg&hash=4f80c056332dbcdb4027c19916e2cdcb1cfcc876)

I want these. I also need new heeleys, my old ones no longer fit.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kombucha on May 13, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Heelys are gay.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1577959why settle for seperate Heelies and Soap shoes when you can get a custom pair that has BOTH. I saw that shit once when i was a kid and fuck it was awesome.

God I want this so hard.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TheCheshireClock on May 13, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1577961Heelys are gay.

You're gay. :mad:

But no, seriously heelys are fun fun, silly-willy. :D

Quote from: GodClock;1577959why settle for seperate Heelies and Soap shoes when you can get a custom pair that has BOTH. I saw that shit once when i was a kid and fuck it was awesome.

:this:
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1577961Heelys are gay.

UR GAY
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kombucha on May 13, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
Quote from: TheCheshireClock;1577964But no, seriously heelys are fun fun, silly-willy. :D
No, they aren't.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TheCheshireClock on May 13, 2009, 09:07:53 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1577967No, they aren't.

YES. THEY. ARE.

My text is bigger than yours, that means I win.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 09:10:00 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1577967No, they aren't.

sstop bing gey
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kombucha on May 13, 2009, 09:10:36 PM
Quote from: TheCheshireClock;1577968My text is bigger than yours, that means I win.
You wear Heelys, that means you're a gigantic homosexual who enjoys getting fucked in the ass daily.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TheCheshireClock on May 13, 2009, 09:11:21 PM
Quote from: Floudneraman;1577970sstop bing gey

srsly
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Post by: Clocktopus on May 13, 2009, 09:13:50 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1577961Heelys are gay.
YOU ARE GAY
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Post by: Kombucha on May 13, 2009, 09:14:59 PM
Maybe but I'll never be as gay as Heelys.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: peyoteclock on May 13, 2009, 09:15:55 PM
i want some kicks
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 13, 2009, 09:16:59 PM
GAY<---kombucha----jugger-----------------------------heelys->STRAIGHT
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TheCheshireClock on May 13, 2009, 09:17:31 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fplatinumgalleria.com%2Fheelys-reflex-9113-b.jpg&hash=a8a0f5183ff56a881e58093e0126052629681ad8)
[SIZE=9]GAY[/SIZE]
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kombucha on May 13, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Floudneraman;1577980GAY<---kombucha----jugger-----------------------------heelys->STRAIGHT
You better call the Maytag repair guy because your gay meter is horribly broken.
Quote from: TheCheshireClock;1577981
[SIZE=9]GAY[/SIZE]
Finally you see the light.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Solenoidclock on May 13, 2009, 10:22:21 PM
When I first read this thread title I thought I was going to read a news story about someone finding a corpse on the bottom of the ocean with an Xbox fastened to its feet.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 13, 2009, 10:25:49 PM
looked more like original xbox shoes with the black and all that, also i want these
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.backcountry.com%2Fimages%2Fitems%2Fmedium%2FDCS%2FDCS0721%2FWOLBLKLG.jpg&hash=687d1289c2c69dd1ec63bf52ecce453e4c29119c)
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TequilaClock on May 13, 2009, 10:45:00 PM
I want to get these because it displays my nerdiness even though almost no one will note it.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F8864%2F811500-neshoes_super.jpg&hash=6e1bd2bf1e258d2ca1f58b00f49f11540916f7cb)

Find what makes these so nerdy and win an internet cookie.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 13, 2009, 10:47:45 PM
mine are pretty fucking nerdy, but for different reasons.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 10:49:37 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1578114I want to get these because it displays my nerdiness even though almost no one will note it.



Find what makes these so nerdy and win an internet cookie.
They have d-pad imprints.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: TequilaClock on May 13, 2009, 10:50:25 PM
Quote from: Abe Frohman;1578125They have d-pad imprints.
and the start button text and has the palette color of the NES light gun
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Solenoidclock on May 13, 2009, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1578114I want to get these because it displays my nerdiness even though almost no one will note it.



Find what makes these so nerdy and win an internet cookie.

That's a NES.

Oh damnit, too slow.

Also, correction. This is an NES:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jewschool/1560478521/


It's playable.
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Kaijuclock on May 13, 2009, 10:55:36 PM
mine are just constructicon colors, and are named the DC Voltron's



the name is kinda funny, really
Title: Who wants XBOX SHOES?
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2009, 10:58:44 PM
Mine are U of I colors.