Party all the time- Eddy Murphy
Jerk It Out - The Caesars
I usually fire one out while N sync is playing in the background, I feel the dreamy heart-melting voices really assist in making ejaculation feel soother and stronger.
The Backstreet Boys and Blue are also good choices, depending on whether you want a loud and fast experience or something comforting to help emphasis every stroke and make you feel wanted.
Im turning japanse - the vapors
Beat it - Michael Jackson
Kiss Kiss Kiss - Yoko Ono
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I saw this weird, european, student movie once where they had a scene where a girl is masturbating in a candlelit bedroom while Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata played. It looked quite classy.
But there is no possible way to make a dude jerkin' his gherkin look good. No matter what music you play.
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1578806But there is no possible way to make a dude jerkin' his gherkin look good. No matter what music you play.
Yes you can, you just gotta hold your pinky up and jack it slowly and elegantly.
jerkin' his gherkin?
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1578806But there is no possible way to make a dude jerkin' his gherkin look good. No matter what music you play.
Heavy Metal of course.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578808Yes you can, you just gotta hold your pinky up and jack it slowly and elegantly.
Fucking touché!
Quote from: HyundaiClock;1578823jerkin' his gherkin?
Choking his chicken
Any song by wierd al
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A gherkin is a small fruit similar to a cucumber. They are harvested between one and three inches and pickled as condiments. Some smaller varieties of cucumber are referred to as gherkins, but true gherkins are genetically dissimilar and cannot interbreed with cucumbers.
I this colloquialism the phallic gherkin is used to refer to a short or flaccid penis, of the type that can be cupped within one hand. "Jerkin'" is a modification of the noun "jerking", for sake of rhyme. The action that the phrase refers to is a mode of masturbation in which the foreskin is pulled over the head of the penis while stimulating the base with the hypothenar muscles and little finger, all performed with one hand. The method looks like a "jerk" if performed rapidly, and there are many documented variations on both the method and the phrase.
I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.
Doesn't work.
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1578924A gherkin is a small fruit similar to a cucumber. They are harvested between one and three inches and pickled as condiments. Some smaller varieties of cucumber are referred to as gherkins, but true gherkins are genetically dissimilar and cannot interbreed with cucumbers.
I this colloquialism the phallic gherkin is used to refer to a short or flaccid penis, of the type that can be cupped within one hand. "Jerkin'" is a modification of the noun "jerking", for sake of rhyme. The action that the phrase refers to is a mode of masturbation in which the foreskin is pulled over the head of the penis while stimulating the base with the hypothenar muscles and little finger, all performed with one hand. The method looks like a "jerk" if performed rapidly, and there are many documented variations on both the method and the phrase.
Ohhhh.
Anything by Ibrahim Ferrer!
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Daft Punk - Make Love
WHY YOU COMMIN HOME
FIVE IN DA MORN
SOMETHIN'S GOIN ON
CAN SMELL YO DICK
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PLAYED ME LIKE A FOO'
THAT AIN'T COO'
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