Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 11:41:24 AM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 11:41:24 AM
and your town is totally void of people. Buildings still receive electricity and televisions still broadcast, but the broadcasts are just recycled from yesterday. What do you do?
you know you've thought about this clock crew
you know you've thought about this clock crew
Title: You wake up..
Post by: AstronautClock on May 29, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
Post by: AstronautClock on May 29, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
go on the internet to post on clockcrew forums
Title: You wake up..
Post by: peyoteclock on May 29, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
Post by: peyoteclock on May 29, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
for starters i'd get drunk and then start looking for houses containing cocaine.
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Post by: Loki Clock on May 29, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
Post by: Loki Clock on May 29, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
Go north.
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Post by: Slurpee on May 29, 2009, 12:26:58 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 29, 2009, 12:26:58 PM
pee on things
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Post by: Lump Clock on May 29, 2009, 12:54:20 PM
Post by: Lump Clock on May 29, 2009, 12:54:20 PM
Rape neighbors dog.
EDIT: Try on women's clothing.
EDIT: Try on women's clothing.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Big Sexy Hair on May 29, 2009, 12:58:00 PM
Post by: Big Sexy Hair on May 29, 2009, 12:58:00 PM
I'd probably continue driving down the road in search of people for several hours until I'd become completely freaked out - go back home - huddle in a corner and play a console game until I fell asleep, then wake up and repeat the driving around thing for a while in a desperate fit to find someone or something that would give me an indication that I wasn't going out of my fucking mind. And then, failing that - I actually would lose my mind, and do something silly - most likely involving paint products, a kiddy pool, and a dozen cans of mashed vegetables.
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Post by: LimewireClock on May 29, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
Post by: LimewireClock on May 29, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
smash windows 'n' stuff
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Post by: MonsterMunch on May 29, 2009, 01:27:09 PM
Post by: MonsterMunch on May 29, 2009, 01:27:09 PM
What peyote said
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 01:59:33 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 01:59:33 PM
First I'd strip down, then I'd figure out a course of action from there.
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Post by: EtchASketchClock on May 29, 2009, 02:01:08 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on May 29, 2009, 02:01:08 PM
Touch myself.
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Post by: Flounderpa on May 29, 2009, 02:08:05 PM
Post by: Flounderpa on May 29, 2009, 02:08:05 PM
go scavenge everything useful from some stores and houses, all while naked
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Post by: buttplug on May 29, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Post by: buttplug on May 29, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Look through peoples stuff for cool or interesting things.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: GodClock on May 29, 2009, 03:05:58 PM
Post by: GodClock on May 29, 2009, 03:05:58 PM
first i would get naked of course, then go to peoples houses/stores in search of video games i've always wanted to own, and then spend the rest of my time playing them, continuing to be naked.
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Post by: SnakeClock on May 29, 2009, 03:18:14 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on May 29, 2009, 03:18:14 PM
I wrote a story about this once. Though I somehow think what happened in it wouldn't happen in this situation. :p
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Post by: PropagandaClock on May 29, 2009, 04:10:24 PM
Post by: PropagandaClock on May 29, 2009, 04:10:24 PM
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Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 04:11:55 PM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 04:11:55 PM
lmao all you people getting naked and running around in other people's houses would sure be in trouble if someone came back
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Slurpee on May 29, 2009, 04:12:56 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 29, 2009, 04:12:56 PM
Quote from: Atrus;1588862I wrote a story about this once. Though I somehow think what happened in it wouldn't happen in this situation. :pI think every amateur writer on the planet has at least reflected on this setting.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: Slurpee :D;1588919I think every amateur writer on the planet has at least reflected on this setting.yez
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 04:20:02 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 04:20:02 PM
I haven't :(
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Post by: F U Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
Post by: F U Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
Prolly try and find a shotgun. Someone's gotta' have one.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1588954Prolly try and find a shotgun. Someone's gotta' have one.
Why do you need a shotgun if there's no one left to shoot?
Title: You wake up..
Post by: SnakeClock on May 29, 2009, 05:17:30 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on May 29, 2009, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1588957Why do you need a shotgun if there's no one left to shoot?
Deer are quick.
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Post by: F U Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:20:54 PM
Post by: F U Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:20:54 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1588957Why do you need a shotgun if there's no one left to shoot?
Dude, like there aren't going to eventually be zombies.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on May 29, 2009, 05:27:52 PM
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on May 29, 2009, 05:27:52 PM
get high. get drunk, get even higher, sleep. get even more high, get the highest, kill yourself.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Post by: Pissed-on Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
I'd just wake up again.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:53:55 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 05:53:55 PM
Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1588963Dude, like there aren't going to eventually be zombies.
Right. I forgot about the zombies. In that case, I'd try to arm myself as much as possible in the time before they make it to me, and I'd try to fortify an area for defense. I really should come up with a contingency plan for this scenario.
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Post by: salt on May 29, 2009, 06:26:16 PM
Post by: salt on May 29, 2009, 06:26:16 PM
i'd probably get naked and settle in someones house
i'd move into some room and lye on their bed with a laptop, piles of food etc. and just wait for them to come back. i'd wait years if i needed to
then when i hear someone coming back, i clean the room in a split second and pose naked on the bed, waiting for them to enter. by then i'd have gained heaps of weight due to just staying on that bed.
when they walk in i'll say
OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i'd move into some room and lye on their bed with a laptop, piles of food etc. and just wait for them to come back. i'd wait years if i needed to
then when i hear someone coming back, i clean the room in a split second and pose naked on the bed, waiting for them to enter. by then i'd have gained heaps of weight due to just staying on that bed.
when they walk in i'll say
OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: You wake up..
Post by: EtchASketchClock on May 29, 2009, 06:33:27 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on May 29, 2009, 06:33:27 PM
Scratch my first post.
I'll go to all of your houses, login to clockcrew.cc, and have conversations with myself.
I'll go to all of your houses, login to clockcrew.cc, and have conversations with myself.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: GodClock on May 29, 2009, 06:37:55 PM
Post by: GodClock on May 29, 2009, 06:37:55 PM
id do whatever, but i have to be naked
Title: You wake up..
Post by: SnakeClock on May 29, 2009, 06:45:12 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on May 29, 2009, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: berimfuckyoubau;1588966get high. get drunk, get even higher, sleep. get even more high, get the highest, kill yourself.
Where are you going to get weed if there's no dealers around? :p
Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 07:43:59 PM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1588992Scratch my first post.hahaha
I'll go to all of your houses, login to clockcrew.cc, and have conversations with myself.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: WiiClock on May 29, 2009, 07:56:17 PM
Post by: WiiClock on May 29, 2009, 07:56:17 PM
Quote from: peyote;1588744for starters i'd get drunk and then start looking for houses containing cocaine.
i wouldn't get drunk first but i'd definitely start looking for drugs
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:07:40 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: salt;1588991i'd move into some room and lye on their bed
Just be careful not to spill any water!
EDIT: Also, you've gotta be more creative than that, Snake. I'm sure the dealers have somewhere that they keep their wares, and even if they carry them on their person, I'm sure there would be at least a few users with drugs at home. You'd just have to look for them. Of course, this could be a problem if you're squeamish about looting.
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Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Loot
Move to the next town.
Move to the next town.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: DecepticonClock on May 29, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
Post by: DecepticonClock on May 29, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
I would first go to the gran tourismo dealership up the street, pick out a luxury sports car. Ferrari, Lambo, Hummer. Whatever. Then I would raid a gun store just in case. Light and heavy arms. For drugs, that's easy, loot a few pharmacies. Oxy, percocets, Adderol (which feels like a 8 hour long coke high if you take a couple) tranquilizers etc etc. Then to a liquor store. Then after a few months to a year likely overdose purposefully out of boredom. Being alone forever sucks. No new music. No new games. No new foods. Eventually you'd be hunting. And eventually the sources for electricity would shut down unless you went and maintained them yourself.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:19:30 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:19:30 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1589039Loot
Move to the next town.
-Loot
-Pillage
-Burn
-Repeat
Sounds like a good plan to me.
EDIT: @Decepticon: What's the point of a sportscar if the ladies are absent?
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
You can't really pillage because pillage means to take spoils by force, and you can't use force because no one is in your way. Also, unless you're the Trash Can Man, burning things is a dangerous and pointless endeavor.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: DecepticonClock on May 29, 2009, 08:24:52 PM
Post by: DecepticonClock on May 29, 2009, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1589049EDIT: @Decepticon: What's the point of a sportscar if the ladies are absent?
For SPEED
KACHOW
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:29:16 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:29:16 PM
Decepticon Clock's sports car is a Transformer.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:30:52 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1589054You can't really pillage because pillage means to take spoils by force, and you can't use force because no one is in your way. Also, unless you're the Trash Can Man, burning things is a dangerous and pointless endeavor.
It would help you know where you've used up all the resources when the cities all start to look the same.
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Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
Coal said that only the town you live in is empty.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:33:09 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 29, 2009, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1589062Coal said that only the town you live in is empty.
oh
I thought it was an end-of-the-world scenario
Title: You wake up..
Post by: DecepticonClock on May 29, 2009, 09:10:38 PM
Post by: DecepticonClock on May 29, 2009, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1589060Decepticon Clock's sports car is a Transformer.
Hell yes it is.
or
Title: You wake up..
Post by: WobbuffetClock on May 29, 2009, 09:15:34 PM
Post by: WobbuffetClock on May 29, 2009, 09:15:34 PM
what peyote said.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 09:17:05 PM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jugger;1589054Trash Can Man
:hi5:
Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 29, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1589064oh
I thought it was an end-of-the-world scenario
it can be, i kind of left it open for interpretation i guess
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Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 29, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: this guy jetskis cabo;1589074:hi5:Hey Trash, have ya burned off your COCK yet?
Title: You wake up..
Post by: WiiClock on May 29, 2009, 09:57:13 PM
Post by: WiiClock on May 29, 2009, 09:57:13 PM
i wrote a really long post about this and how it'd be complicated but i decided to backspace all of it to say fuck this thread i hope it happens to you coal
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 29, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 29, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
I'd go outside and enjoy the town. I live in a very awesome place with trees everywhere by the roads, but I never get time to enjoy them because people and their damn moving machines always shoo me elsewhere.
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 29, 2009, 10:18:25 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 29, 2009, 10:18:25 PM
what's going on here
Title: You wake up..
Post by: SwirlberryClock on May 29, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
Post by: SwirlberryClock on May 29, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
Go on google maps, find every celebrity's house, and go sit in their computer chair and go watch porn. Then I'd say "Hmmm, so this is what it'd would be like if I was ______ and was on the computer watching porn."
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 30, 2009, 12:23:17 AM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 30, 2009, 12:23:17 AM
build a suit of powered armor and kick zombie ass
Title: You wake up..
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 30, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Post by: LuxenbergClock on May 30, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Jugger;1589083Hey Trash, have ya burned off your COCK yet?
MY LIFE FOR YOU
Quote from: Joey;1589084i wrote a really long post about this and how it'd be complicated but i decided to backspace all of it to say fuck this thread i hope it happens to you coal
suck my DICK you wimp
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Post by: AnkhClock on May 30, 2009, 12:45:32 AM
Post by: AnkhClock on May 30, 2009, 12:45:32 AM
I'd try and figure out where that little girl's voice was coming from.
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Post by: INoodleClock on May 30, 2009, 08:50:09 AM
Post by: INoodleClock on May 30, 2009, 08:50:09 AM
Grab the nearest cardboard box and INFILTRATE.
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Post by: BunnyClock on May 30, 2009, 09:47:48 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on May 30, 2009, 09:47:48 AM
fight global warming
Title: You wake up..
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 30, 2009, 06:23:32 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 30, 2009, 06:23:32 PM
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Title: You wake up..
Post by: KING DAVID on May 30, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
Post by: KING DAVID on May 30, 2009, 07:05:31 PM
Go to zoo, let animals out.
Hunt animals with newly aquired rifle.
Build house out of elephant.
Rinse and repeat.
Hunt animals with newly aquired rifle.
Build house out of elephant.
Rinse and repeat.
Title: You wake up..
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on May 30, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on May 30, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1588917
You'd save your bacon only to have some woman come into your house and cook it prematurely?
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Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 31, 2009, 04:33:47 AM
Post by: FileCabinetClock on May 31, 2009, 04:33:47 AM
i'd probably spend 20 years of my life building the tallest building ever, and then when it was done i'd jump off it and jack off at the same time.
seriously have always wanted to do that
seriously have always wanted to do that
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Post by: buttplug on May 31, 2009, 04:36:19 AM
Post by: buttplug on May 31, 2009, 04:36:19 AM
Quote from: KING DAVID;1589584Go to zoo, let animals out.
Hunt animals with newly aquired rifle.
Build house out of elephant.
Rinse and repeat.
when enough elephant houses are made you will have an elephant house city
name city elephant city
secede from the US
declare war on the US
win war with the US
rename country ELEPHANT LAND (yes in all caps bold italic underlined colored purple)
be king of ELEPHANT LAND
die happy in ELEPHANT LAND
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Post by: Fai D. Flourite on May 31, 2009, 04:37:26 AM
Post by: Fai D. Flourite on May 31, 2009, 04:37:26 AM
go out and get bacon to save
Title: You wake up..
Post by: buttplug on May 31, 2009, 04:38:38 AM
Post by: buttplug on May 31, 2009, 04:38:38 AM
save bacon
eat bacon
???
PROFIT
eat bacon
???
PROFIT
Title: You wake up..
Post by: WiiClock on May 31, 2009, 05:03:42 AM
Post by: WiiClock on May 31, 2009, 05:03:42 AM
shit pure bacon is third step