i feel terrible.
my school has not yet closed because of swine flu and i believe that is going to happen soon, so i want to be cured in order to party every fucking day my school is closed.
do you know something that might cure me??
i dont care if you want me to try the cure for aids, i might as well try it.
wait, so you have influenza?
Quote from: TequilaClock;1596261wait, so you have influenza?
no. but never mind what i have just give me the cure.
yesterday i ate a habanero pepper and it burned my mouth and guts, giving me the worst pain i have ever felt and then today i had to shit it out of my flaming hoop of an asshole.
Lots of chicken soup.
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1596267yesterday i ate a habanero pepper and it burned my mouth and guts, giving me the worst pain i have ever felt and then today i had to shit it out of my flaming hoop of an asshole.
ill try it. later ill tell you what i felt nad if it made me feel better
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1596268Lots of chicken soup.
done already
oranges.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1596261wait, so you have influenza?
That's not the correct way to use italics.
Quote from: Ribs;1596275The inflection seemed fine to me, what do you mean?
It should have been on you, or on influenze, not on have. The have just looks strange to me!
hahah sucked in
love is the cure
you're doomed i guess
here is the beta of my antidote. needs more ingredients though
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ill add love now
EDIT:
love added
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BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!
i have salmonellafitzgerald
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1596380i have salmonellafitzgerald
I have the fluie armstrong.
Quote from: VCRClock;1596382I have the fluie armstrong.
I have the Nat King Cold
I also have Thelonucleosis Mono
I have a friend who has Harry Belefantiasis.
Okay so he isn't jazz he's calypso. Fuck you.
I have Dizzie Gillespitis.
Very few people have Cab Galloway syndrome.
In case you don't know, it is an extremely rare genetic disorder that is characterized by a variety of physical and developmental abnormalities. Physical features may include an unusually small head (microcephaly) and additional abnormalities of the head and facial (craniofacial) area; damage to clusters of capillaries in the kidneys (focal glomerulosclerosis and/or diffuse mesangial sclerosis), resulting in abnormal kidney function (Nephrotic Syndrome); and, in many cases the ability to swing like nobody's business.
i have BradPitts syndrome. which make me look extremely handsome.
i want the cure.