So I was talking to Flounderman on MSN when he linked me to this absurdity:
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/06/14/new-super-mario-bros-wii-future-titles-will-play-themselves/
As he described, this is the straw that broke the Flounderman. Personally, I'm amazed and wishing that this is some sort of joke.
What.
lol funny I want it and beat guitar hero on expert
What.
You people are fucking over-reating, and this is old news.
1. Is is chapter select. It is optional.
2. Miyamoto said the way it would work is you could play the level from a certain point or watch other people play and take control at intervals, however it does not count towards beating the game. For instance, if beating the last boss unloacks something, you have to play the fucking game and beat the last boss, not just select it
3. Nobody is forcing you to use it, it is simply closing the gap between casual and hardcore gamer. Because it makes Nintendo money. Companies (read: people [read: things]) like money, they use it to make games.
Wait a minute, you mean when my brother gets stuck on a game he has an option other than crying? WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO?!
it's still pretty dumb, although probably not as dumb as Wii Fitness, what the hell is that about.
Old news, may lead to a better gaming community. Yawn
Known about this for months, still don't care.
I hate it in some ways, but then I remember that there are situations where you can't save your game but there also isn't a level select cheat, so in those cases I'd appreciate being able to continue to play from where I left off.
yeah sorry guys this is only a bad thing if you're a big giant nerd
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My favorite subjects of conversation are 4D geometry, the Clock Crew, and programming. I am a big giant nerd.
gorsh
Look on the bright side, maybe they'll make even more challenging games now.
i wish dwarf fortress could play itself!
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1599734Look on the bright side, maybe they'll make even more challenging games now.
Exactly. They'll be able to afford putting in more difficult puzzles and situations.
They tried this in Alone in the Dark, why didn't we panic then?
I'm not sure why they think even someone not very good at a game, or someone new to gaming is going to want to sit and watch bits instead of play them
Had sony made this move, I might have been surprised.
But since it's nintendo..
Quote from: PirateClock;1599650it's still pretty dumb, although probably not as dumb as Wii Fitness, what the hell is that about.
Oh just wait until the XBOX has it too, companies are just tasting the first dews of the motion control gimmick. This is the new direction of improvement in gaming now. First it was all about better pixel resolution, then realism, then the sharpest definition and now the new tunnel lead to more realistic move perceptions. Who knows, maybe in 2 generations we get to have live cyber sex. (not on a Nintendo system because, well, duh)
The Wii sucks for having the poorest reception now (and companies like Ubisoft got the whole idea wrong of not balancing their content for both usual and... sigh... "core" gamers. And No More Heroes doesn't count because they didn't even develop it)
This could either go wright or wrong, this is the new shit since the analog stick in the PS1 and Nintendo64.
remember all that shit about blue oceans and "revolutionaryways to play"? This is the reality now, I see it wasn't all gibberish but the new trend for all.
I just expect things to get better because the saturated libraries in either company is disgusting.
Going with this new feature, I find it to be the most pathetic thing ever, still they are trying hard to make others get into it. However thy are dong it all the way around, at least on how my case was.
I was introduced in gaming in 1995 or so wwith Donkey Kong Country 2 and I was in love with it because it was simply hard as hell and watching my sisters, cousins and aunt trying to beat it all the time made it something amazing, because it was collective challenge.
Introducing this idea could work but their only stable audience would be hollow and temporal, they will get bored of that quickly and forget it like the Backstreet Boys, Limp Bizkit, DanceDanceRevolution and hopefully Guitar Hero very soon. The big problem behind Nintendo's wacky plans on establishing new audiences makes the old one lose faith in them (though most of those who left are just a bunch of pissed dickshit crybabies)
Quote from: Munglai;1599722yeah sorry guys this is only a bad thing if you're a big giant nerd
Munglai is posting at the clockcrew, which is a forum on the internet.
Quote from: PirateClock;1599650it's still pretty dumb, although probably not as dumb as Wii Fitness, what the hell is that about.
a silly machine for us americans. we're fat.
Does it give us the option of calling those who use it pussies?
I love the challenge, though.
Quote from: AnkhClock;1599809Does it give us the option of calling those who use it pussies?
Funny story, me, mechanus, and loki's Po3 game might have an award that insults its owner and is given to anyone who starts an easy mode game.
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1599824Funny story, me, mechanus, and loki's Po3 game might have an award that insults its owner and is given to anyone who starts an easy mode game.
If you do that I will love you.
Progress Quest.
so the fuck what
oh no, something that i dont have to use is in a bunch of games ill never play!!!!!
Sweet, now I can feverishly masturbate with both hands!
Quote from: Frostshell;1600011Sweet, now I can feverishly masturbate with both hands!
Pfft, any
real pro gamer could do that anyway.
Nintendo games are super easy anyway.
megaman 2.5D me wants
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1599824Funny story, me, mechanus, and loki's Po3 game might have an award that insults its owner and is given to anyone who starts an easy mode game.
Make sure the medal is worth -10 points.
Quote from: TrickyClock;1600129Destroying your hopes right now.
The actual "gameplay footage" is all along a 3D animation made in Blender.
But if you consider that Capcom should make such thing come true, then forget what I just said.
I wish someone would make that shit
I honestly dont care who
Megaman 2.5 is a fan made thing anyway though, right?
lmao
when will the general gaming population have enough of nintendo and realise how badly nintendo has ruined itself
cause i've sure had enough!
Quote from: TrickyClock;1600129Destroying your hopes right now.
The actual "gameplay footage" is all along a 3D animation made in Blender.
But if you consider that Capcom should make such thing come true, then forget what I just said.
According to the creators it is actually getting done, not under Capcom's official support, but definitely getting done.
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when will the general gaming population have enough of nintendo and realise how badly nintendo has ruined itself
cause i've sure had enough!
ye fuck nintendo;!!!
Quote from: FrostShell;1600011Sweet, now I can feverishly masturbate with both hands!
Hi
hey guess what I dont give a shit because I wont use it
Quote from: salt;1600152lmao
when will the general gaming population have enough of nintendo and realise how badly nintendo has ruined itself
cause i've sure had enough!
now it is happening right now! @@ te hga ming peopuluat ionno haev weenough of nintendo adn trealiseb adly how nintendoen has ruined isytelde!!
Nintendo is badly ruining itself by making money !!!
nintendo was fucked right after microsoft bought out rare
Nintendo was never magical to begin with, just a company. They will do what they have to stay a float.
ACK! VIDEOGAMES!
People get more worked up about Nintendo than genocide!
Quote from: Buttplug :V;1600942People get more worked up about Nintendo than genocide!
Lmao yes.
Don't like 'em, Don't use 'em. it's already been stated before.
Stop whining like a bunch of children.
Quote from: Buttplug :V;1600942People get more worked up about Nintendo than genocide!
Welcome to the internet may I take your order?
Quote from: 'Ghost[;1600743']nintendo was fucked right after microsoft bought out rare
I guess this is have a stupid opinion day
Nintendo fucked up when they turned down Bob's game that was their last hope.
Bob's Game, the best game ever.
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FUCK NINTENDOOOOO!!!