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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:06:03 PM
Has anyone heard of any that work?
I've been looking at http://www.7-dfbx.com/. So far what I've read about this particular pill is that it flushes out your body. Which is good, right?

I mean the shit is cheap as hell. 168 pills for $20+$7s&h.

What do you guys think?
Any of you guys tried any diet pills before?
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: buttplug on June 15, 2009, 04:08:53 PM
I hear Dietanexxorseyze works wonders.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
nothing came up on google
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Asshatclock on June 15, 2009, 04:13:00 PM
I heard exercizing works
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: buttplug on June 15, 2009, 04:13:30 PM
Quote from: Joey;1600293nothing came up on google

lmao
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: patriotclock on June 15, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
why dont you just work out? how fat can you be that you need diet pills arent you like 15
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Slash on June 15, 2009, 04:16:09 PM
I just slit my wrist open and let some of the heavy blood out of my veins
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
i'm not fat i just dont want to work out or exercise and i want to lose weight.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Asshatclock on June 15, 2009, 04:17:14 PM
Quote from: Joey;1600300i'm not fat i just dont want to work out or exercise and i want to lose weight.

:wiebel:
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:19:23 PM
okay well like i have a little bit of a stomach and i wish my legs were skinnier okay guys fuck
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: PirateClock on June 15, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
The thing with pills is, even if they work (which i doubt) you'll most likely gain weight like crazy once you stop. Pills and diets and other shit lazy people do to lose weight lead to the dreaded "yoyo" effect, where you loose 10 pound and gain 14 the next month. Just change your diet and work out, it might take longer but it also lasts longer, not to mention you build op muscle mass.

Quote from: Joey;1600303okay well like i have a little bit of a stomach and i wish my legs were skinnier okay guys fuck

what are you, a girl?
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:22:21 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1600304The thing with pills is, even if they work (which i doubt) you'll most likely gain weight like crazy once you stop. Pills and diets and other shit lazy people do to lose weight lead to the dreaded "yoyo" effect, where you loose 10 pound and gain 14 the next month. Just change your diet and work out, it might take longer but it also lasts longer, not to mention you build op muscle mass.



what are you, a girl?
i figure if i exercise a little bit like i have been plus diet pills would mean super weight loss.

also i'm sorry am i the only person on the internet that wears skinny jeans
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: AstronautClock on June 15, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
joey is a girl

joey lets date

lol losperman is also joey how confusing!

I'll take both
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: PirateClock on June 15, 2009, 04:25:52 PM
Skinny jeans are sooooo 2008.


And even then they where pretty lame.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:27:19 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1600313Skinny jeans are sooooo 2008.


And even then they where pretty lame.

i know, it's all about denim tights now. and i can't wear fucking tights with fat legs.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Sombra on June 15, 2009, 04:33:15 PM
Amphetamines, bro.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 15, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
Quote from: Sombra >:C;1600316Amphetamines, bro.

took some opiates this morning, i don't think they make you skinny though. B(
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 15, 2009, 04:58:23 PM
jeoy is a hambeast
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: bgryderclock on June 15, 2009, 04:58:48 PM
if your doctor says you need to lose weight, than change your diet,
  else just work on your self confidence. Learn a new skill, guitar or drums perhaps.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: patriotclock on June 15, 2009, 05:10:06 PM
you want your legs skinnier?

you flaming homosexual you
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 15, 2009, 05:12:42 PM
ELEPHANT IN THE SAND
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Post by: patriotclock on June 15, 2009, 05:16:30 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1600349ELEPHANT IN THE SAND

/me high fives Dwarfinator
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Solenoidclock on June 15, 2009, 05:47:51 PM
This is all wrong. That company can produce and ship you the pills they are selling for less than eight bucks.

The pills work by making you piss and shit more than you should, and they also bump up your metabolism a bit and do a little jedi mind trick to make you feel satiated.

If you want a supplement, skip the laxatives and diuretics and just do a one-week jog of caffeine. That'll boost your metabolism a bit but it'll also make you piss. You can buy caffeine in half pound bags for about ten bucks and it'll last you a year.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: RabidClock on June 15, 2009, 06:00:01 PM
I could send you a bottle full of water out of the Euphrates, that'll do it.

Seriously though, if you're trying to lose weight there is no substitute to diet and exercise - especially diet in the case of losing weight. Watch your calories, eat more veggies.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: DNAClock on June 15, 2009, 06:25:20 PM
Not safe, most of them put yout health in serious risk. Don't.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 15, 2009, 06:28:36 PM
also buying pills from the internet is a smart thing to do
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on June 15, 2009, 07:23:13 PM
Quote from: Fat Joey;1600303okay well like i have a little bit of a stomach and i wish my legs were skinnier okay guys fuck

Quote from: Fat Joey;1600308i figure if i exercise a little bit like i have been plus diet pills would mean super weight loss.

also i'm sorry am i the only person on the internet that wears skinny jeans

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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: F U Clock on June 15, 2009, 08:07:43 PM
Drink soda? Switch to diet (unless you're terrified of possible carcinogens). I recommend Diet Dr. Pepper - very similar to regular I M H O colon parenthesis. Eat foods with white flour? Switch to whole wheat. Fast processing carbs will make fats in your body process faster, and things like sugar get converted into fat very quickly if your body doesn't use them.

I don't really recommend it if you're not a bodybuilder, and I've never personally used it... but if you absolutely have to use a fat burner I've heard good things about Hydroxycut. I usually think Muscletech products are pretty good. Supposedly it curbs appetite too, so.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: EtchASketchClock on June 15, 2009, 08:21:33 PM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Flounderpa on June 15, 2009, 09:59:18 PM
replace the fat with muscle is the best way to go, but if you want a pill for weight lost just skip the health problem and don't use that shit, is kinda dangerous
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 15, 2009, 11:56:47 PM
Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1600441Drink soda? Switch to diet (unless you're terrified of possible carcinogens). I recommend Diet Dr. Pepper - very similar to regular I M H O colon parenthesis. Eat foods with white flour? Switch to whole wheat. Fast processing carbs will make fats in your body process faster, and things like sugar get converted into fat very quickly if your body doesn't use them.

Diet pop(soda for you lame americans) is actually far worse for you than regular. Aspartame will fuck you up. It can mess with your body's carb-counting system, meaning that it can actually make you hungrier.
That's what I've read, anyway. You should probably look it up yourself.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on June 16, 2009, 03:15:25 AM
Quote from: HazardClock;1600465replace the fat with muscle is the best way to go


you do know muscles are heavy right?
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Solenoidclock on June 16, 2009, 03:28:36 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1600608you do know muscles are heavy right?

They are also more dense than fat. People who have the goal of improving their figure ought to understand that slimming up doesn't necessarily mean a decrease in mass. I cannot understand why someone would want to degrade muscle in an already nice figure just to defeat a scale unless they were involved in some kind of profession where the lightest possible person is a more valuable attribute than a favorable strength to weight ratio in a similarly sized person.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Sombra on June 16, 2009, 03:58:41 AM
Quote from: Ribs;1600374Of course he has a painful and embarrassing condition that is currently incurable, but hey he looks great.

The sad thing is that in our society that is probably an acceptable side effect to some people.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: GodClock on June 16, 2009, 04:02:28 AM
just skateboard a lot
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Sombra on June 16, 2009, 04:10:01 AM
sk@t3 or dy3
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: GodClock on June 16, 2009, 04:12:05 AM
fuk ya br0
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 16, 2009, 01:12:52 PM
so i'm going to stop drinking soda to start.

edit: and thanks for the name change B(
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 16, 2009, 01:15:08 PM
np
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 16, 2009, 01:26:05 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1600295just eat right and exercise

:this:
worked for me :thumbs:
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 16, 2009, 01:36:32 PM
Quote from: Wrenchclock;1600878:this:
worked for me :thumbs:

this thread is now about wrench being an ex-fatty
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 16, 2009, 03:20:00 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1600884this thread is now about wrench being an ex-fatty

I WAS ONCE 25 STONE AND NOW THANKS TO CL0K CR00 I WEIGH 2 MILIGRAMS
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: PirateClock on June 16, 2009, 03:28:01 PM
Wrench do you have excess skin, cause if you do cut it off and send it to me. I'm making a suit.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: peyoteclock on June 16, 2009, 03:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sombra >:C;1600316Amphetamines, bro.

yeah dexedrine, adderall and ritalin/concerta even though they aren't amphetamines, will make you lose mad weight, also drive you crazy.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 16, 2009, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1600952Wrench do you have excess skin, cause if you do cut it off and send it to me. I'm making a suit.

no way mate i've already made it into curtains and a rug
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 16, 2009, 03:41:30 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1600952Wrench do you have excess skin, cause if you do cut it off and send it to me. I'm making a suit.

I can't spare any skin, but I've got some lotion if you need any.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: patriotclock on June 16, 2009, 03:44:15 PM
Quote from: Fat Joey;1600861so i'm going to stop drinking soda to start.

edit: and thanks for the name change B(

lol
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on June 17, 2009, 03:16:42 AM
good times
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 18, 2009, 03:04:15 AM
Just ordered this. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200321841601)
It's pretty much what's in the link in the OP. Just that it's not the X version, so it's half the strength. This bottle also lasts 7 days as opposed to 14 in the X version.

Going to take pictures of my body everyday throughout the 7 days and hopefully I don't die.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: PirateClock on June 18, 2009, 05:13:21 AM
I once saw this pill on tv and the instructions said you had to drink 2 glasses of water with it and take it before every meal.  Thing is if you drink 2 glasses of water before a meal you feel less hungry and eat less so the pill is just a money down the toilet. Other way to reduce hunger are breath mints or brushing your teeth, mint makes you feel less hungry. SOOoooo brush your teeth and drink 2 glasses of water before every meal and you won't need any pills.  Plus water helps you digest stuff and it's great for your kidneys and liver.

probably should have told you this before you ordered the pills, a well.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 18, 2009, 05:16:34 AM
Oh by the way, I just spent $26 (before shipping) on Amazon buying Stacker products.

140 pills in all.

Guys.

This thing is going down.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
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has this been posted yet
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 18, 2009, 05:53:30 AM
youre on uppas and downas ma
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 20, 2009, 10:38:40 PM
so look at what i got in the mail today.
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can i make a weight loss journal thread or are you guys not going to like that
Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 20, 2009, 11:30:25 PM
You aren't fat.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 20, 2009, 11:31:26 PM
yes i am
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 20, 2009, 11:36:24 PM
Quote from: Fat Joey;1603463yes i am

No, you actually don't look fat at all. Not in the least. Maybe it's because I can only see your head and neck, but I can't see why you'd think that you're fat. The only explanations I can think of are either that I'm not getting a good enough view from the pic to be able to tell or that you're anorexic. You did say that your problem was around your stomach and legs, but in any case you definitely shouldn't be resorting to something as desperate as diet pills. You are not fat.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Solenoidclock on June 21, 2009, 02:07:14 AM
I am interested in how this is going to turn out now.

Do the day-to-day progress thing. I've never actually known someone who used diet pills.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 21, 2009, 02:16:57 AM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1603521I am interested in how this is going to turn out now.

Do the day-to-day progress thing. I've never actually known someone who used diet pills.

I've told my mom to buy a digital scale but for now I'll have to use the shitty one we have which is off. Although, even though it says the wrong weight, it'll still help for measuring how much weight I've gained or lost.

I'll keep everything updated by text and at the end I'll post pictures.
End being the end of summer.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Asshatclock on June 21, 2009, 02:21:39 AM
Damnit youre really fat.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: Solenoidclock on June 21, 2009, 02:39:53 AM
Make sure to keep the study going for about two weeks after you stop treatment, I want to know if the pills don't just flush a bunch of water out of you or some tricky mess like that.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 21, 2009, 02:43:58 AM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1603535Make sure to keep the study going for about two weeks after you stop treatment, I want to know if the pills don't just flush a bunch of water out of you or some tricky mess like that.

Well I'm not going to take the ones in the original post. Those are the ones that are just full of diuretics that DO just flush water out of you.

Going to start on Stacker 2 tomorrow. Looking at the ingredients, it just looks like it'll suppress hunger and give me energy to exercise. But yeah, I'll keep it going for as long as I can.
Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:53:20 AM
Whoa-oh Fat Joey
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:53:31 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:53:39 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Fat Joey had a child
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Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:54:23 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:55:07 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:55:15 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 02:55:26 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WiiClock on June 21, 2009, 02:55:30 AM
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
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Title: Weight Loss Pills
Post by: WrenchClock on June 21, 2009, 03:24:16 AM
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