I fell in love with a stupid girl on the internet. Chick invited me to move to Indiana to be with her. Long story short, this 17 year-old gingerkid hitchhiked from Maryland to Indiana at the drop of a hat upon discovering my intentions. His mom had me trying to track him down on her cellphone he stole and keep him from getting himself killed. Now they're in love and I'm seeking ridicule from the internet.
Enjoy.
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i dont get it
i murdered him
sorry
also shave your mustache it looks awful
That's not me that's the ginger kid.
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624814That's not me that's the ginger kid.
shave it for him then it looks so bad
i seriously dont get what the fuck you wrote there
See, I make that ginger shit work.
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Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624817i seriously dont get what the fuck you wrote there
yea its weird and written from like 8 peoples points of view
the moral of the story i guess is dont be a ginger with a fucking mustachio because it looks awful
Dwarfinator says I should rewrite the tale to make it "readable."
I'd met this chick on a band forum. Like an idiot I fell for her. We had lots of naked fun on webcams on stickam.com. She invited me to move to Indiana and live with her, which I was making plans to do, when this gingerkid starts IMing me. He drags out of me what my plans are, and like 10 minutes later he's stolen his mom's cell phone and he's hitchhiking to go be with her. Few hours later his mom's online, asking me a bunch of questions, worried that he's on the roadside dead, so gives me the number to her cellphone which he stole. So now I'm trying to contact the kid and make sure he's alive even though I really would rather he died. So now the chick's in love with his scrawny ass. OK? OK.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1624826so, again, i ask:
I wasn't really helping him. His mom was freaking out and shit. I'd kind of rather not have investigators asking me a bunch of questions about this missing underage kid.
Well, she's just a cunt and it's better you didn't move. It's win win for you, except now you need to just get a hooker. Cheaper anyways.
1: What was this kid's relationship with her.
2: Does this girl have dirty webcam sex with gingers or something?
3: Where can I get her IM and some red hair dye?
4: Go to Indiana ride up on a horse kick that kid's ass lift whats her name up onto your horse ride off into the sunset d'awwwwwwww
5: ???
6: PROFIT
I guess she had been talking to the kid before me, then they stopped talking, then he turned back up after she started talking to me.
Quote from: LarryDavidClock;16248294: Go to Indiana ride up on a horse kick that kid's ass lift whats her name up onto your horse ride off into the sunset d'awwwwwwww
Tell me if any of this makes sense.
He's been living with her for 2 weeks now. Hasn't found a job yet. Now, he had his mom send him a bus ticket home, he's staying there for 2 weeks, then the girl's driving her truck there to move him and his furniture back. Meanwhile she's quit both of her jobs and moved back in with her parents since he got there and she can't afford to do shit.
I'd go there while he's back in Maryland if I didn't have any self respect.
Tell his mom to go fuck herself. And then fuck the girl.
kill him
Also lol @ losing a girl to a corpse like that.
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624837Tell me if any of this makes sense.
He's been living with her for 2 weeks now. Hasn't found a job yet. Now, he had his mom send him a bus ticket home, he's staying there for 2 weeks, then the girl's driving her truck there to move him and his furniture back. Meanwhile she's quit both of her jobs and moved back in with her parents since he got there and she can't afford to do shit.
I'd go there while he's back in Maryland if I didn't have any self respect.
I'd say she is dumb and not worth it, and you dodged a bullet then.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624844Also lol @ losing a girl to a corpse like that.
My mom was wondering is his nose is bigger than his cock.
Quote from: LarryDavidClock;1624845I'd say she is dumb and not worth it, and you dodged a bullet then.
Pretty much. Still want her cuz I'm an idiot. Clock Crew should not be at all undertsanding here. Dammit.
It's very tempting. I know some other people up there I could go hang out with anyways. It would piss him off so bad, it would be totally worth buying a bus ticket and dealing with the face-to-face rejection.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1624850i'd go for it. just to be a prick bastard and steal her away. even if you dump her the next week. victory or die.
But then the kid would really kill himself hahaha
Anyway I would definitely go there after he's gone and steal her away before he comes back.
Dingleberry, you should go to indiana and confront them. You can tell the kids mom that youre going to get him. and then just murder him
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624861Anyway I would definitely go there after he's gone and steal her away before he comes back.
I never took you as one to go through that much trouble dwarfy.
Quote from: LarryDavidClock;1624863I never took you as one to go through that much trouble dwarfy.
Oh me personally wouldn't do it, but I would do it if I was DingleberryClock. I'm very lazy and have people come to me instead of me going to them.
he looks fucking horrible, she would look a lot better with out horribly done makeup, and they both look blazed out of their minds.
what the hell is up with his nose jesus
Hey no, on the real though if a chick is looking for people on the internet that's sad to begin with, and if you cared about you even a little bit she wouldn't have that other gay-looking kid living with her instead...
'Love' and infatuation are two different things man and i think you're wasting your time when you could be out there finding someone with even a hint of self decency.
Quote from: splatter;1624867he looks fucking horrible, she would look a lot better with out horribly done makeup, and they both look blazed out of their minds.
They are blazed out of their minds. Dude's an advertising pothead, he wears pot leaves on his clothes all the time. She didn't smoke until he got there, said it gave her panic attacks, but now she's a total stoner. Totally logical since now she can't afford that kind of habit.
He is a very redneck looking rednecky guy. Dingleberry if you go I am sure it will work out for you.
Quote from: PepperClock;1624869Hey no, on the real though if a chick is looking for people on the internet that's sad to begin with, and if you cared about you even a little bit she wouldn't have that other gay-looking kid living with her instead...
'Love' and infatuation are two different things man and i think you're wasting your time when you could be out there finding someone with even a hint of self decency.
She wasn't really looking for anyone, and neither was I. Like I said, I met her on a forum. The fact that she was able to see past the kind of person I am on the internet (come on, I'm DingleberryClock, you know what I mean), I was like wtf, this chick is cool. Maybe it is just infatuation, but the girl's pretty amazing, one of the more interesting people I've ever spoken to in my life.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1624872He is a very redneck looking rednecky guy. Dingleberry if you go I am sure it will work out for you.
She specifically told me not to do it, says she "loves" him. No way to tell what chicks really want though I guess.
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624874She specifically told me not to do it, says she "loves" him. No way to tell what chicks really want though I guess.
Yeah when girls tell you not to do something you can only wonder what they really mean!
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624876Yeah when girls tell you not to do something you can only wonder what they really mean!
Well like for example when a chick says she doesn't want marriage, it's almost always bullshit.
Dingleberry, she was prob just saying that because he was around. You'd regret it the rest of your life if you didnt go.
You may think she's amazing, but the fact that she cuckolded you before you even got started should show you that she would only do the same in the future. That you got this insight (maybe) before too much damage was done, I think you're lucky.
You could take the high road and forget them, or you could be the tough guy and go up there to piss off the guy.
In fact, based on what you said, she'd probably be impressed by that. She'd just screw you over later though.
Yeah dood
General consensus seems to be CC would like to extend the hilarity by seeing me go there. Buy me a Greyhound ticket and I'll do it. Srs.
Then visit her when he's gone.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1624879Dingleberry, she was prob just saying that because he was around. You'd regret it the rest of your life if you didnt go.
She said it earlier today, and he's in Maryland.
I'm sure I will regret it if I don't. I may regret it more if I get her though, like the other dude said, she'd probably do it again later on.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW UNTILL YOU TRY THIS MIGHT BE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624886YOU WILL NEVER KNOW UNTILL YOU TRY THIS MIGHT BE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
If you weren't Dwarfinator I'd think maybe you really think that
Dingleberry, I really think you should do it. You have nothing to lose and so much to gain by going.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1624888Dingleberry, I really think you should do it. You have nothing to lose and so much to gain by going.
I don't have $150 for a bus ticket, or even her home address. It's a very iffy predicament. Let alone the bus ticket home. Though I could hitchhike.
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624889I don't have $150 for a bus ticket, or even her home address. It's a very iffy predicament. Let alone the bus ticket home. Though I could hitchhike.
If the 17 year old ginger redneck hitchhiked all the way there I am sure you could do the same successfully.
You're like really making me contemplate it. I almost went 2 weeks ago when this shit started, that would have been more prudent maybe. But he's not there now, it's a window of opportunity. Fcuk.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1624892not to exclude the impending generosity of the clock crew.
I very seriously doubt that. If you guys sent me the money though, I'd fucking do it, seriously.
I think I'm making a trip to the pawn shop tomorrow. Hiking down the street with a cello and a guitar or some power tools should be fun.
Fuck her in the ass, cum in her hair, and then throw $10 at her, then never talk to her again. Problem solved.
Quote from: RabidClock;1624918Fuck her in the ass, cum in her hair, and then throw $10 at her, then never talk to her again. Problem solved.
Even funnier if you knew that she bought me my webcam so she could watch me beat my cock. Would be funny to mail her a check for the amount of the camera.
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1624924do it and make a video documentary of the round trip then post on youtube
I'll need a bigger memory chip for my camera. I don't think they're expensive though.
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1624924do it and make a video documentary of the round trip then post on youtube
Best idea ever.
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624873She wasn't really looking for anyone, and neither was I. Like I said, I met her on a forum. The fact that she was able to see past the kind of person I am on the internet (come on, I'm DingleberryClock, you know what I mean), I was like wtf, this chick is cool. Maybe it is just infatuation, but the girl's pretty amazing, one of the more interesting people I've ever spoken to in my life.
She wasnt looking for anyone... but she invited you to move cross-states in with her and then drops you? C'mon dude i know you grew attached to her and i can understand that, its completely reasonable and it happens every day... But you can't just expect some magical movie ending to come from this, she back stabbed you, she's a bitch and she's not worth it.
even for youuu :)
Quote from: PepperClock;1624932She wasnt looking for anyone... but she invited you to move cross-states in with her and then drops you? C'mon dude i know you grew attached to her and i can understand that, its completely reasonable and it happens every day... But you can't just expect some magical movie ending to come from this, she back stabbed you, she's a bitch and she's not worth it. even for youuu :)
My favorite love stories never have particularly happy endings. If nothing else maybe I can write something awesome about this shit.
It's a lie, it always is.
She feels not love, but fear of solitude.
He has but nothing to lose.
Death takes everyone in time, but it would not hurt killing the ginger kid: He looks way to smug.
Well go for it. With some luck you can kick around the ginger kid for a while as a bonus.
Dingleberry if you do go and it ends badly you have only yourself to blame!
It seems like too much trouble, and even though you feel like you just want to be with her when you find out how she really is you might regret it!!
We will also need more pictures of them to better assess the situation.
Both ginger kid and the girl.
Go there. If you need a ticket, theres's a fair bit of money in the CC donations paypal account. If you managed to get a bigger card for you camera and film it, I'd donate more money for you.
Quote from: SpinningCube;1625099Go there. If you need a ticket, theres's a fair bit of money in the CC donations paypal account. If you managed to get a bigger card for you camera and film it, I'd donate more money for you.
Like we're going to use the money for something like this.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1625121Like we're going to use the money for something like this.
if he videotapes it why not right
Man you guys are dumb.
Quote from: RabidClock;1624918Fuck her in the ass, cum in her hair, and then steal $150 from her for the bus ride home, then never talk to her again. Problem solved.
fixed
I want to see a picture of her body
they both look ugly in that picture
Quote from: AstronautClock;1625125if he videotapes it why not right
because it's a huge waste of money is why fucking not
No but really life aint a movie, it's quite simple really: Either you visit her or not. It's not worth thinking about it or what can happen
If you felt some kind of connection and you have time to waste then just fucking do it stop wailing about it. The worst thing that can happen is that she blows you of but trying would still make you a bigger man than any one of us here no matter how many badass replies we give you.
But still I wish I was over there, I'd help you beat the ginger... god I hate ginger men...
Quote from: CadillacClock;1625140what is this, a haiku from livejournal?
Not really
edit.
can't we lock the thread aswell, to see that even the clockcrew goes ballistic over emo chicks makes me sad :(
I'm the emo chick though
Its not right to waste your time (and money) on someone as thoughtless as this random internet chick. Just go on isketch and join a chat-only room and find a new girl to fall in love with. I'm sorry, its just ridiculous and you definitely won't find happiness, even if you do make it to see them.
Quote from: PepperClock;1625191Its not right to waste your time (and money) on someone as thoughtless as this random internet chick. Just go on isketch and join a chat-only room and find a new girl to fall in love with. I'm sorry, its just ridiculous and you definitely won't find happiness, even if you do make it to see them.
her
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1625186I'm the emo chick though
If that emo chick was ugly do you really think you'd get 5 pages within half a day?
Well, perhaps, but only due fatty jokes etc.
I can't denay I'm a human aswell but you can pretty much talk about anything, mix in a pinch of hot emo and you'll have the internet going rabid.
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1625193If that emo chick was ugly do you really think you'd get 5 pages within half a day?
Well, perhaps, but only due fatty jokes etc.
I can't denay I'm a human aswell but you can pretty much talk about anything, mix in a pinch of hot emo and you'll have the internet going rabid.
This thread is about Dingle, not the girl.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1625195This thread is about Dingle, not the girl.
As I said, if Dingle would care about a ugly girl noone would care but you know the only reason peps are posting so much is because she's hot.
Sorry I'm derailing the topic I'll stop.
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1625198As I said, if Dingle would care about a ugly girl noone would care but you know the only reason peps are posting so much is because she's hot.
Sorry I'm derailing the topic I'll stop.
If she was ugly everyone would probably try even harder to get him to go there.
I haven't. I've determined I'm not going to get shit if I sell my stuff. Maybe $10 for my guitar, $20 for my jigsaw maybe. I might call my dad, even though I know he'd cuss meout and hang up on me if I ask him for money.
It all depends on what you're willing to sacrifice in order to go see that girl.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1625207If she was ugly everyone would probably try even harder to get him to go there.
Probably. I don't care what anyone else thinks though. Truth is she's kind of a fatty.
Quote from: Losper Lover;1625210It all depends on what you're willing to sacrifice in order to go see that girl.
Well my initial plan was to leave behind everything I own to go live with her, so there's not much I care about in terms of belongings.
fatty drama
CadillacClock is good people
She looks like my current girlfriend. It sucks, she said she was leaving Maryland for a couple days yet I haven't seen her for more than that.
whatever happened to meeting broads in real life
Quote from: PEYOTE;1625804whatever happened to meeting broads in real life
I met mine in real life, but it took a lot of drunken flirting on aim to get to the point we're at now :3
Quote from: RabidClock;1625838I met mine in real life, but it took a lot of drunken flirting on aim to get to the point we're at now :3
but your in iraq you have an excuse to use aim