Okay, first of all, as you can already tell, im pissed off! But before I start throwing insults, let me back up and start from the beggining.
So just a week ago I decided to join the clock crews official site and share my love for StrawberryClock and the Clock Crew and B with other intellectuals and possibly join the Clock Crew. After I get my profile set up I get a private message from strawberryclock himself saying I cant post, and that for the first week I should just lurk to see how everything works. Now pay attention folks, because this is the part that pisses me off. As im taking SBC'c advice and lurking I find a thread called "HELLO CLOCKS" by none other than that faggot thdrk and his over 9000 alts. As im looking around this thread I find a post by Dwarfinator saying that my e-mail was the same as thdrk and basicaly accusing me of being in league with him. Then I go to edit my avatar and what do you know? Somebody already gave me one of some crippled guy with a super soaker!
I know that with this extremely dangerous alt-lord thdrkside out on the prowl nobody can be trusted, and im just as surprised as the next guy that we have similar e-mails, but was it realy necessary to vandalise my profile and accuse me of being anti-clock? I mean come on, have a little respect.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1627780You sure do talk alot. You must've been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
I needed to tell my story of hatred and prejudice towards space invaders.
definitely a fake out.
Quote from: swet sherfull sheep;1627785definitely a fake out.
See this is what pisses me off, all because of this thdrk faggot everyone thinks im anti-clock and nobody believes me that I love the Clock Crew.
Quote from: invader;1627787See this is what pisses me off, all because of this thdrk faggot everyone thinks im anti-clock and nobody believes me that I love the Clock Crew.
im really not one to usually care about this stuff but this is just shitty lying. save yo self the embarrassment tiger
btw
QuoteHey thdrk you faggot! go to hell, you ruined my reputation here on clockcrew.cc. Now I cant enjoy my experiance. I will never be InvaderClock thanks to you!
lmao
MASTER WHAT DO YOU WILL OF ME?
damnit, why do I have to deal with shit like this the minute I am able to post? All because some faggot loser is obsessed with me and got my email. All I want to do is express my fandom for the clock crew and chat with clocks and other clock fans about the awesomeness of the clock crew, maybe even become a clock myself (invaderclock), And express my undying hatred for faggots like the alt-lord known as thdrk and strawberryclocksucks.
:sherlock:
and why dont you join me? The clock crew is just a bunch of gay spammers. Face it, you only like them because of the save points you get on clock day.
Quote from: invader;1627793damnit, why do I have to deal with shit like this the minute I am able to post? All because some faggot loser is obsessed with me and got my email. All I want to do is express my fandom for the clock crew and chat with clocks and other clock fans about the awesomeness of the clock crew, maybe even become a clock myself (invaderclock), And express my undying hatred for faggots like the alt-lord known as thdrk and strawberryclocksucks.
this made me cringe.
+ the irony of it is the minute thdrk starts posting you end up posting on the same day to be so quick to defend your innocence.
+ +notice thdrk is online while invader is offlineeeeeeeeeeeee lmfao
move along boys nothing to see here
Quote from: Golden Clock;1627794This thread is now dedicated to Steven Wright jokes
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
I cant believe you faggots would accuse me of this, I 5 almost every clock movie. You know what? maybe I should join thdrk if im gonna get shit just for having a similar email address.
I love how you clocks start bashing your fans all because of wonderful me.
Quote from: invader;1627801I cant believe you faggots would accuse me of this, I 5 almost every clock movie. You know what? maybe I should join thdrk if im gonna get shit just for having a similar email address.
Shut up.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1627794This thread is now dedicated to Steven Wright jokes
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Quote from: thdrk;1627803I love how you clocks start bashing your fans all because of wonderful me.
I love how I bashed your mother last night.
thdrk = Invader
why? theyre never on at the same time while each of them post.
but most of you should have realized that.
end of discussion.
fuck yall clock haters
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Quote from: BIN 9000;1627807I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Hes got the idea!
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
Don't worry invader, I know you're really not thdrk.
And you don't need to worry about people thinking you're him. Everybody loves thdrk. Once you make a few clock flash and establish yourself in a position of power in the clock hierarchy I'm sure this well all blow over.
Someone once sent me a postcard picture of the Earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Look, last time im gonna post here, after this im gonna do what what I came here to do, discuss the clock crew and its awesomesness. I swear on the e-grave of StrawberryClock, that I am not here to do any harm to the clock crew, nor am I in any sort of league with thdrk. I will leave you all to believe what you want and leave thdrk to continue his flaming spree.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Quote from: invader;1627813Look, last time im gonna post here, after this im gonna do what what I came here to do, discuss the clock crew and its awesomesness. I swear on the e-grave of StrawberryClock, that I am not here to do any harm to the clock crew, nor am I in any sort of league with thdrk. I will leave you all to believe what you want and leave thdrk to continue his flaming spree.
Get in the game.
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building. I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turned to the other and said, "See, that's how it's done."
Quote from: invader;1627813Look, last time im gonna post here, after this im gonna do what what I came here to do, discuss the clock crew and its awesomesness. I swear on the e-grave of StrawberryClock, that I am not here to do any harm to the clock crew, nor am I in any sort of league with thdrk. I will leave you all to believe what you want and leave thdrk to continue his flaming spree.
STRAWBERRYCLOCK IS NOT DEAD YOU CANNOT KILL STRAWBERRYCLOCK SO WHY WOULD HE NEED A GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Also, I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
Quote from: invader;1627819I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him. The whole time I had the money on me; he didn't know. We were walking through New York City, 2:30 in the morning and got held up. The thief said, "Gimme all your money." I said, "Wait a minute." I said, "George, here's the 25 dollars I owe you." Then the thief took a thousand dollars out of his own money and he gave it to George. At gunpoint he made me borrow a thousand dollars from George.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier . . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I never knew anyone really cared about the clockcrew.
Clocks are gay.
Quote from: invader;1627825For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier . . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
hi derek
Quote from: Heliopios;1627826I never knew anyone really cared about the clockcrew.
Clocks are gay.
Get in the game.
I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
Quote from: Heliopios;1627826I never knew anyone really cared about the clockcrew.
Clocks are gay.
Why are you on this site?
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"
spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.
A 13 year old with multiple personalities?
thdrk/invader is the best thing to happen to the cc in 2 years.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"
Quote from: OTACON;1627838A 13 year old with multiple personalities?
thdrk/invader is the best thing to happen to the cc in 2 years.
Believe what you want.
anyways...
My neighbor has a circular driveway . . . he can't get out.
Quote from: invader;1627841Believe what you want.
anyways...
My neighbor has a circular driveway . . . he can't get out.
Hey uh i left you a PM on your thdrk account telling you to cut it out.
if you want to go check that feel free.
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
well this sure is a thread
Quote from: camoclock;1627848well this sure is a thread
get in the game.
I saw this guy hitchhiking with a sign that said "Heaven." So I hit him.
Quote from: invader;1627852get in the game.
I saw this guy hitchhiking with a sign that said "Heaven." So I hit him.
Since nobody has said it yet,
Welcome to the Clock Crew, we run Newgrounds. Please enjoy your very short stay here.
do you have any flash you could show us? or any other work of that sort?
Quote from: OTACON;1627853Since nobody has said it yet,
Welcome to the Clock Crew, we run Newgrounds. Please enjoy your very short stay here.
I've never gotten a welcoming post :(. Must feel good you lucky bastard.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Quote from: OTACON;1627853Since nobody has said it yet,
Welcome to the Clock Crew, we run Newgrounds. Please enjoy your very short stay here.
Very short stay? What are you gonna do, delete my account? What is there, a rule against Steven Wright jokes?
Quote from: invader;1627856Very short stay? What are you gonna do, delete my account? What is there, a rule against Steven Wright jokes?
Invader, when does our plan go into motion?
Quote from: invader;1627856What is there, a rule against Steven Wright jokes?
No... If Im reading the rules correctly however, ALT accnts are.
Quote from: invader;1627856Very short stay? What are you gonna do, delete my account? What is there, a rule against Steven Wright jokes?
It's not the Steven Wright jokes, it's the commotion you whinned about that gave a bad start.
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
Quote from: swet sherfull sheep;1627854do you have any flash you could show us? or any other work of that sort?
sorry, I dont have the program to make flash. But I love watching the flashes you guys make. I think my favorite might be "strawberryclock goes camping".
Quote from: invader;1627863sorry, I dont have the program to make flash. But I love watching the flashes you guys make. I think my favorite might be "strawberryclock goes camping".
stop dodging questions.
btw fuck you and your plan.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Quote from: swet sherfull sheep;1627864stop dodging questions.
btw fuck you and your plan.
Dodging questions? but I answered you question.
missed one;
Quote from: PatriotClock;1627858Invader, when does our plan go into motion?
That question is another false accusation and does not deserve an answer.
Quote from: invader;1627870That question is another false accusation and does not deserve an answer.
In order to join the clock crew we need your full name, street address, phone number and occupation. We also require that you show us a picture of yourself.
Quote from: OTACON;1627872In order to join the clock crew we need your full name, street address, phone number and occupation. We also require that you show us a picture of yourself.
I dont see you posting that shit about yourself anywhere.
You now what I think? I think YOUR one of thdrk's alts, and that makes you.... A COMMUNIST!
Quote from: invader;1627876I dont see you posting that shit about yourself anywhere.
You now what I think? I think YOUR one of thdrk's alts, and that makes you.... A COMMUNIST!
WHEN DOES OUR PLAN GO INTO MOTION
Quote from: PatriotClock;1627880WHEN DOES OUR PLAN GO INTO MOTION
Dude, shut up!
Quote from: invader;1627883Dude, shut up!
omfg, you did not just say that to patriot.
okay im just gonna leave this thread like I said I was going to before the Steven Wright jokes and let you believe what you want.
Quote from: invader;1627886okay im just gonna leave this thread like I said I was going to before the Steven Wright jokes and let you believe what you want.
kbye.
Quote from: invader;1627831Why are you on this site?
KNow what you,
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I believe you Invader. You remind me of a young F U Clock. Brimming with hope and Steven Wright jokes.
NO WAIT GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
INVADER IS THE SAME PERSON AS THDRK
NO REALLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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hi guys what is going on in this thread i just stopped by
Quote from: GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK;1628095hi guys what is going on in this thread i just stopped by
"THDRK'S REALLY COOL THREAD AND HOW TO SUM IT UP"thdrk wants to massvote 0 on clock day to somehow prevent it from happening.
so thdrk came to the website saying he was only a "messenger" for another account "strawberryclocksucks" which isnt registered here and that "invader" is also someone whos going to destroy us from the inside.
invader made a thread saying how he was completley enraged and butthurt because thdrk said he was working with him. buuuuuuut since both of the accounts were never logged on at the same time whenever they made a post like one minute apart of eachother that thdrk is a sensless enraged teen with multiple pesona's.
and until later news slurpee posted the IP adress of both accounts which are infact the same.
TL;DR:
the drk is trying to stop clock day.
the drk is invader.
Quote from: swet sherfull sheep;1628099and that "invader" is also someone whos going to destroy us from the inside.
.
no he didn't
Quote from: Update;1628102no he didn't
i wrote that in past tense.
Quote from: swet sherfull sheep;1628107i wrote that in past tense.
no see I quoted not enough text, but thdrk didn't say invader was his alt
that's why this thread is so funny