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just spiders
I didn't think a decent thread with "cartoon porn" in it's name could be made. I have just been shown otherwise.
Edit: nice filename.
I'm going to show that little slut not to leave it's mandibles open and stick my dick in it.
I love that spider!
is anyone else turned on right now?
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SPIDER NERD
SPIDER NERD
USES LOTS OF FAN-CY WORDS
DOES HE GO-TO THE GYM
NO HE DON'T
GIRLS PICK ON HIM
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES SPIDER NERD
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Personally i think jumping spiders are cute, even though i'm arachanphobic. Jumping spiders are the ones i fear the least, mainly because they don't act like mindless venom-filled machines.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1638685
Quote from: Dark Wind-up;1638684
SPIDER NERD
SPIDER NERD
USES LOTS OF FAN-CY WORDS
DOES HE GO-TO THE GYM
NO HE DON'T
GIRLS PICK ON HIM
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES SPIDER NERD

Hey nerd, where's my lunch money?
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Quote from: CadillacClock;1638693no, we don't have mutual e-friends!
yeah he just mentioned he sent it to you.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1638693what comic is that from?
I don't remember, I'll try to go find it again.
Source is Marvel Adventures: Avengers 26
Flounderman gains 3 Cadillac Clock Opinion EXP
Current EXP -7/1000
it's shark week not spider week you fucken dummiesssssssssss
somebody say sharks?
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Quote from: RabidClock;1638703somebody say sharks?

OR HO- no, this is spider week by jim. And I will not give in to your temptations.
Quote from: diddy;1638701it's shark week not spider week you fucken dummiesssssssssss
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Quote from: ButtplugClock;1638706
o god
Quote from: Dark Wind-up;1638684
I cried
This thread makes me reeeeeeeaaaaalllyy want cartoon porn
Quote from: Bucket the Light;1639521This thread makes me reeeeeeeaaaaalllyy want cartoon porn
This post makes me reaaaaaaaally want to ban you.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1639530This post makes me reaaaaaaaally want to ban you.
Says who
Quote from: LghtBunnyClock;1639877Says who
Yeah who the hell is he to express his own thoughts and feelings!?
I want some anal gardevoir too now
The Sharks are gonna have their way
Tonight.
We're gonna hand 'em a surprise
Tonight.
We said, "O.K., no rumpus,
No tricks."
But just in case they jump us,
We're ready to mix
Tonight.
We're gonna rock it tonight,
We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball!
They're gonna get it tonight;
The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall!
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Fuk u Spiders, wer gonna rumble.
Quote from: Bigglesnoots;1639984I want some anal gardevoir too now
Does this work for you?
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Quote from: ButtplugClock;1639987Does this work for you?
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if I squint hard enough...
Quote from: SOUP CLOCK;1639986The Sharks are gonna have their way
Fuk u Spiders, wer gonna rumble.

this means war
That one actually looks kinda cute...
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As far as i know, the jumping spider is the only spider that will play "follow the light"
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Quote from: SOUP CLOCK;1639986Fuk u Spiders, wer gonna rumble.
hope you can handle a good licking :cool:
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Quote from: AstronautClock;1640033
this means war
Bring it bitch.
IF U WERE STEPPED ON TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 BITIN DA MOTHERFUCKER DAT STEPD ON U!
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WE TRUE SPIDERS
WE SPIN WEB TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this SPIDERWEB to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SPIDER
Quote from: GIANT ROBOT IMPACT;1641130 \_____|_____/
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WE TRUE SPIDERS
WE SPIN WEB TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this SPIDERWEB to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SPIDER
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I care about you, Flounderman! And that's really saying something.
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spider scout
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SPIDER-BRO, SPIDER-BRO
DOES A SHITLOAD OF SPIDER-HOES
SPINS A WEB ANY SIZE
SNACKS ON SHARKS JUST LIKE FLIES
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES THE SPIDER-BRO
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Quote from: GIANT ROBOT IMPACT;1641150
Holy shit, I'd completely forgotten that he had a car. And I had a toy of it when I was a kid, too.
Quote from: Dark Wind-up;1638684
SPIDER NERD
SPIDER NERD
USES LOTS OF FAN-CY WORDS
DOES HE GO-TO THE GYM
NO HE DON'T
GIRLS PICK ON HIM
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES SPIDER NERD[/img]
This is now my desktop
Quote from: SoupShark;1640204Bring it bitch.

too bad you are all alone
Quote from: AstronautClock;1641236too bad you are all alone

This looks like a job for
A SHARK WITH A FLAMETHROWER
Quote from: AstronautClock;1641236too bad you are all alone

I'm scared :(
Is it just me or is spidey acting too much like deadpool of late?
Quote from: Sweep;1641330This looks like a job for
A SHARK WITH A FLAMETHROWER

this is a fire spider

oh and the fire breathing jumping spider
YOU CANNOT WIN
Quote from: AstronautClock;1641369this is a fire spider

oh and the fire breathing jumping spider

YOU CANNOT WIN
Bah, you Spiders dare enter our environment and you will be incapacitated by the water. Silly 8 legged fruitcakes.
YOUD BE LIKE A PYRO FIGHTING A HEAVY UNDER WATER! WITH YOUR AXTINGUISHER!
Quote from: SoupShark;1642242Bah, you Spiders dare enter our environment and you will be incapacitated by the water. Silly 8 legged fruitcakes.
WHAT ABOUT A WATER SPIDER

PS I'm joining the spiders. Sharks suck!!!
Quote from: SoupShark;1642242Bah, you Spiders dare enter our environment and you will be incapacitated by the water. Silly 8 legged fruitcakes.
that's a pretty stupid argument seeing as sharks can't even breathe on land, let alone attack anyone on it and AUGH

EDIT: Actually, that's sort of like a hybrid dead shark/mecha spider.
GASHUNK GASHUNK
Quote from: GIANT ROBOT IMPACT;1638688
Holy fuck what happens next?
Quote from: Poltergeist of the Light;1642605Holy fuck what happens next?
Everyone dies, then Death hooks up with Spiderman which pisses off Thanos so he gets into a fight with Spiderman.
Quote from: Iron Lich;1641357Is it just me or is spidey acting too much like deadpool of late?
Kinda depends on the writer, i like the Spidey from New Avengers, specially in contrast to the serious business dudes like Cap, Clint and Wolverine. Never really cared for the Amazing Spiderman series, i still read them though but Peter is always a bit to melodramatic for my taste. The guy is motherfucking Spiderman and all he does is bitch an moan about his life. The benefit of Spiderman in other comics is that he's just Spiderman and rarely Peter Parker.
Currently there's a Deadpool miniseries running (Suicide Kings) that also stars Spiderman (Allong with Punisher, Daredevil, Tombstone and The Wrecking Crew) that really shows the different kind of jokes Deadpool and Spiderman use. And apparently Deadpool will make play a huge role in a Amazing Spiderman story arc this November.
Also
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