ok, clockcrew, as some of you may remember, last night I promised you I would shave my ass.
Now, what im not gonna do is post pictures. For your convenience and my own. Trust me, ya dont want it.
what I will do, though, is recount my amazing journey for you.
So it all started last night, I decided to get it on ASAP before I could sober up and realize it was a terrible idea. So I immediatly logged out and went to the bathroom. For whatever reason I decided a smart thing to do was to shower first. In the shower is where I began to feel nervous, but there was no going back now. The posts had been made, and I wasnt going back on my word. So I cleaned myself up, and mentally prepared myself. Then I stepped out of the shower and got my razor. I chose one of those super fancy ones with like five blades and a movable head. I found a mirror and was about to begin. Firstly i applied copious ammounts of shaving cream to the area I planned to shave. I decided that since I wasnt doing this for me I'd just shave the area right around the asshole. I slowly and carefully applied the razor, and with barely any force, dragged it accross the hair. Then, came a great suprise.
it came of no problem. I was amazed how easy it was. Not what I expected at all. I was extatic. I decided that, what the hell, I'll just get everything. So I did. I went crazy and shaved everything off. I even considered doing my legs, but decided against it. I was so shocked I completley forgot to apply any aftershave and instead I just stood infront of the mirror for what seemed like 10-20 minutes admiring the great jobbi did. Completley satisfied, I decided to head off to bed. Before I went to bed I made a mental note to do this more often.
When I woke up, however, things were very different.
it felt like I had been raped by a pinecone covered in barbed wire.
I was shocked and horrified. I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to find my asshole looked like Hiroshima.
Clockcrew, Im seriously considering suicide here.
Yeah it must itch and hurt like hell. Poor you.
Quote from: NEUTRAL MISTA BOOTSIE;1639464ok, clockcrew, as some of you may remember, last night I promised you I would shave my ass.
Now, what im not gonna do is post pictures. For your convenience and my own. Trust me, ya dont want it.
what I will do, though, is recount my amazing journey for you.
So it all started last night, I decided to get it on ASAP before I could sober up and realize it was a terrible idea. So I immediatly logged out and went to the bathroom. For whatever reason I decided a smart thing to do was to shower first. In the shower is where I began to feel nervous, but there was no going back now. The posts had been made, and I wasnt going back on my word. So I cleaned myself up, and mentally prepared myself. Then I stepped out of the shower and got my razor. I chose one of those super fancy ones with like five blades and a movable head. I found a mirror and was about to begin. Firstly i applied copious ammounts of shaving cream to the area I planned to shave. I decided that since I wasnt doing this for me I'd just shave the area right around the asshole. I slowly and carefully applied the razor, and with barely any force, dragged it accross the hair. Then, came a great suprise.
it came of no problem. I was amazed how easy it was. Not what I expected at all. I was extatic. I decided that, what the hell, I'll just get everything. So I did. I went crazy and shaved everything off. I even considered doing my legs, but decided against it. I was so shocked I completley forgot to apply any aftershave and instead I just stood infront of the mirror for what seemed like 10-20 minutes admiring the great jobbi did. Completley satisfied, I decided to head off to bed. Before I went to bed I made a mental note to do this more often.
When I woke up, however, things were very different.
it felt like I had been raped by a pinecone covered in barbed wire.
I was shocked and horrified. I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to find my asshole looked like Hiroshima.
Clockcrew, Im seriously considering suicide here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you so much. You can't commit suicide. Please. I need you to do things like this periodically for our entertainment.
Life lesson: Use aftershave.
Quote from: The Batman;1639472HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you so much. You can't commit suicide. Please. I need you to do things like this periodically for our entertainment.
dude just wait till the crossdressing thread comes up
Quote from: NEUTRAL MISTA BOOTSIE;1639478dude just wait till the crossdressing thread comes up
Hahaha yes!
there are correct ways to shave so it wont itch.
Once I shaved my crotch and it itch like hell. From there on, I only trim.
Quote from: AstronautClock;1639481there are correct ways to shave so it wont itch.
THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME AFTER THE FACT.
THATS REALLY HELPFUL
Quote from: NEUTRAL MISTA BOOTSIE;1639487THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME AFTER THE FACT.
THATS REALLY HELPFUL
its funnier this way
Quote from: NEUTRAL MISTA BOOTSIE;1639464I was so shocked I completley forgot to apply any aftershave and instead I just stood infront of the mirror for what seemed like 10-20 minutes admiring the great jobbi did. Completley satisfied, I decided to head off to bed. Before I went to bed I made a mental note to do this more often.
When I woke up, however, things were very different.
it felt like I had been raped by a pinecone covered in barbed wire.
I was shocked and horrified. I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to find my asshole looked like Hiroshima.
Clockcrew, Im seriously considering suicide here.
Every single time a man shaves his ass for the first time.