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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Solenoidclock on August 12, 2009, 01:54:38 AM

Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 12, 2009, 01:54:38 AM
In this thread, post little snippets and ideas, or expand upon ideas that others post. They don't have to be focused on anything particular.

Movie Idea: It's like the movie Crank, only combined with the movie Groundhog Day.

Speculations Groundhog Crank: Maybe the main character needs a constant level of adrenaline to keep the universe stable? I don't know. Bill Murray could still star. Maybe he is just trying to take advantage of the situation to make the most of his life, and his secret dream was always to be a daredevil. His motivations would then be a combination of those from Hot Rod and The Bucket List. Maybe he is an old hipster who just really liked playing grand theft auto before the deus ex machina curse and the dementia set in.



Counterintuitive Idea: Molotov cocktails made using sugar glass bottles.

Speculations: Cleanup would be a snap, might be a fun and tasty way to serve a flaming pepsi.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: RomanClock on August 12, 2009, 02:15:53 AM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1644080Counterintuitive Idea: Molotov cocktails made using sugar glass bottles.

Speculations: Cleanup would be a snap, might be a fun and tasty way to serve a flaming pepsi.

Do you know how Molotov cocktails work? Or am I reading this wrong?
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 12, 2009, 02:29:15 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;1644083Do you know how Molotov cocktails work? Or am I reading this wrong?

Yeah, and sugar glass breaks really easily and is functionally equivalent to regular glass without the risk of cutting yourself on the shards. The counterintuitive part of this idea would be that if you intend to destroy a target by burning, you wouldn't necessarily care if broken glass were present in the blaze or if the affiliates of your target have an easy time cleaning up the aftermath.

There are flaming drinks that may be marginally capable of the same duties as a Molotov cocktail; the addition of an edible glass would make the drinks all the more funny. This is only a spin-off idea though.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: RomanClock on August 12, 2009, 02:37:00 AM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1644084Yeah, and sugar glass breaks really easily and is functionally equivalent to regular glass without the risk of cutting yourself on the shards. The counterintuitive part of this idea would be that if you intend to destroy a target by burning, you wouldn't necessarily care if broken glass were present in the blaze or if the affiliates of your target have an easy time cleaning up the aftermath.

There are flaming drinks that may be marginally capable of the same duties as a Molotov cocktail; the addition of an edible glass would make the drinks all the more funny. This is only a spin-off idea though.

I meant you can't serve "flaming pepsi" :)
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 12, 2009, 02:58:19 AM
Quote from: RomanClock;1644086I meant you can't serve "flaming pepsi" :)

I am going to serve someone a flaming Pepsi just to prove that statement false.

Damn you internet and your powers of misinformation, I will light pepsi on fire and it will be delectable and intoxicating.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: RomanClock on August 12, 2009, 03:13:51 AM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1644089I am going to serve someone a flaming Pepsi just to prove that statement false.

Damn you internet and your powers of misinformation, I will light pepsi on fire and it will be delectable and intoxicating.

Next thing you know we'll be tossing flaming water balloons!
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 12, 2009, 03:29:56 AM
Idea: Belt-fed water balloon cannon.

Speculation: You could nab some private or government funding for this if you package the idea up as a tool for firefighters.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Topcatyo on August 12, 2009, 04:02:03 PM
Um, yeah, molotov cocktails have petroleum in the bottle.
The sugar glass would just melt in your hands, too.  Congratulations, you are now just a regular cocktail.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: patriotclock on August 12, 2009, 04:08:26 PM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1644080Counterintuitive Idea: Molotov cocktails made using sugar glass bottles.

Speculations: Cleanup would be a snap, might be a fun and tasty way to serve a flaming pepsi.

Pepsi is super flammable bro
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 12, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
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Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: GearBoxClock on August 12, 2009, 04:28:37 PM
Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 12, 2009, 07:07:08 PM
What if every time anyone dies, they're temporarily replaced by someone else who can look like anyone in the world and goes through the experience of dying for everyone, and can be in more than one place at once, and exists in every moment of time, so nobody except this one guy knows what it feels like to die, but this one guy is always dying?
wHoahh
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 12, 2009, 07:11:51 PM
more like bad/weird idea thread am i rite guyz
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Sheep on August 12, 2009, 07:12:29 PM
A Sheep Army.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 12, 2009, 08:16:08 PM
Cartoon Idea: So there's this superhero, and his name is Beer-Man, and he's the world's greatest role model. That's it, actually.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Soup Clock on August 12, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
Sim City: GTA
It's like GTA, except you can build the city before killing the hookers in it.

or Roller Coaster Tycoon: GTA
It's like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except you can kill annoying little kids and obnoxious city folk after you build it.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: patriotclock on August 12, 2009, 08:32:05 PM
I just stole all these ideas and copyrighted all this shit. Way to post your creative ideas on the internet idiots.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 12, 2009, 08:32:35 PM
So today I got this idea for a video game where you play a slasher flick killer. It'd be great.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Soup Clock on August 12, 2009, 08:35:47 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1644509I just stole all these ideas and copyrighted all this shit. Way to post your creative ideas on the internet idiots.

Can I get free copies?
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: patriotclock on August 12, 2009, 08:37:17 PM
Quote from: SoupShark;1644516Can I get free copies?

You get nothing.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 12, 2009, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1644520You get nothing.

Can I give you something?
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 12, 2009, 08:45:34 PM
IN FACT YOU HAVE TO PAY DOUBLE
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 12, 2009, 08:48:02 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1644524IN FACT YOU HAVE TO PAY DOUBLE

THAT'S OK I THINK I CAN AFFORD TWO CHEESESTEAKS
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Soup Clock on August 12, 2009, 09:15:28 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1644520You get nothing.

:suicide:
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 13, 2009, 01:13:17 PM
Quote from: SoupShark;1644507or Roller Coaster Tycoon: GTA
It's like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except you can kill annoying little kids and obnoxious city folk after you build it.

I do this anyways, but I like the idea of bumper car drive-by shootings. Robbing people in your own theme park while dressed as a mascot animal would be pragmatic.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 13, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
Idea: Internet sarcasm indicators would be nice, but they'd need to be capable of indicating nesting and recursive self-reference.

Also, other people would need to be able to edit your sarcasm identifier codes.
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: RomanClock on August 13, 2009, 04:17:42 PM
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I thought you hated anime faces!
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: AstronautClock on August 13, 2009, 04:56:42 PM
omg roman you made an amazing post I dont believe it!
Title: THE IDEA FARMING THREAD
Post by: Topcatyo on August 13, 2009, 04:57:27 PM
I'm pretty sure that's a beach house.