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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: rawr on August 20, 2009, 09:08:37 AM

Title: What am I doing?
Post by: rawr on August 20, 2009, 09:08:37 AM
Ok, so where I am new, should i make sortof a welcome clock flash? And if so, about what? Any Ideas? How did you guys start flashing in CC? Should I make a new NG account for my new identity? Send me some answers Please! lol.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: AstronautClock on August 20, 2009, 09:16:46 AM
make an ng account and make flashes about the clockcrew

doesnt matter how long or short they are or how good or bad
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 20, 2009, 09:31:08 AM
Make a NG account and make flashes, they don't have to be about the Clock Crew but using Clock characters is an easy way to get into animation when you are just learning it.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Losperman on August 20, 2009, 10:06:03 AM
I would make an intro Flash that went a bit like this:

[Opens with shot of a stage with microphone in it. Various silhouettes of Clocks can be seen sitting in the audience. Slurpee Clock approaches the mic]

Slurpee: Good evening, Clocks! We have a treat for you tonight, as one of our brand new members is going to introduce herself with a few jokes! Let's make her feel warm and welcome like only the Clock Crew can! [He claps as he walks off the stage, and the audience claps as well. Your Clock character walks nervously to the mic]

You: H-hey. I'm, uh, [your Clock character]. So... hi.

Audience: ...

You: Ok, so, uh, I have some jokes here. [clears throat] How many StrawberryClocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Audeince: ...

You: It, uh, will sure take a lot seeing as how he doesn't have any hands!

Audience: ...

You: Oh, ok, uh... I have another one then. StrawberryClock, OrangeClock and RaspberryClock walk into a gay bar, and the bartender shouts "Hey! Get the fuck out of here, fruits! We don't serve your kind here!"

Audience: ...

You: See, because they were fruits, but... they weren't... ok, one more then. Knock knock.

Audience: Who's there?

You: StrawberryClock.

Audience: StrawberryClock who?

You: Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Audience: ... [laughter and clapping]

The end.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: buttplug on August 20, 2009, 10:19:17 AM
Quote from: The Batman;1651460I would make an intro Flash that went a bit like this:

[Opens with shot of a stage with microphone in it. Various silhouettes of Clocks can be seen sitting in the audience. Slurpee Clock approaches the mic]

Slurpee: Good evening, Clocks! We have a treat for you tonight, as one of our brand new members is going to introduce herself with a few jokes! Let's make her feel warm and welcome like only the Clock Crew can! [He claps as he walks off the stage, and the audience claps as well. Your Clock character walks nervously to the mic]

You: H-hey. I'm, uh, [your Clock character]. So... hi.

Audience: ...

You: Ok, so, uh, I have some jokes here. [clears throat] How many StrawberryClocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Audeince: ...

You: It, uh, will sure take a lot seeing as how he doesn't have any hands!

Audience: ...

You: Oh, ok, uh... I have another one then. StrawberryClock, OrangeClock and RaspberryClock walk into a gay bar, and the bartender shouts "Hey! Get the fuck out of here, fruits! We don't serve your kind here!"

Audience: ...

You: See, because they were fruits, but... they weren't... ok, one more then. Knock knock.

Audience: Who's there?

You: StrawberryClock.

Audience: StrawberryClock who?

You: Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Audience: ... [laughter and clapping]

The end.
If this wasn't already a movie it should be!!!
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Losperman on August 20, 2009, 10:38:13 AM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1651467If this wasn't already a movie it should be!!!

:o Thanks. {{{}}}
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Post by: KnottsberryClock on August 20, 2009, 10:56:53 AM
Make sure it includes the central theme of the Clock Crew:

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3200074
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Beret on August 20, 2009, 11:10:11 AM
Holy shit, hey man!
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
Can you feel da' heat?
Title: LOL
Post by: rawr on August 20, 2009, 02:27:09 PM
LOL. I'm so doing that.

Quote from: The Batman;1651460I would make an intro Flash that went a bit like this:

[Opens with shot of a stage with microphone in it. Various silhouettes of Clocks can be seen sitting in the audience. Slurpee Clock approaches the mic]

Slurpee: Good evening, Clocks! We have a treat for you tonight, as one of our brand new members is going to introduce herself with a few jokes! Let's make her feel warm and welcome like only the Clock Crew can! [He claps as he walks off the stage, and the audience claps as well. Your Clock character walks nervously to the mic]

You: H-hey. I'm, uh, [your Clock character]. So... hi.

Audience: ...

You: Ok, so, uh, I have some jokes here. [clears throat] How many StrawberryClocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Audeince: ...

You: It, uh, will sure take a lot seeing as how he doesn't have any hands!

Audience: ...

You: Oh, ok, uh... I have another one then. StrawberryClock, OrangeClock and RaspberryClock walk into a gay bar, and the bartender shouts "Hey! Get the fuck out of here, fruits! We don't serve your kind here!"

Audience: ...

You: See, because they were fruits, but... they weren't... ok, one more then. Knock knock.

Audience: Who's there?

You: StrawberryClock.

Audience: StrawberryClock who?

You: Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Audience: ... [laughter and clapping]

The end.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Losperman on August 20, 2009, 02:34:31 PM
Quote from: rawr;1651629LOL. I'm so doing that.

Really? Sweet! I look forward to seeing it. :o {{{}}}
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: zl on August 20, 2009, 02:57:09 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

arrrr this is worse than the turtle/turtles thing!!
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: ToadClock on August 20, 2009, 02:57:44 PM
Just remember though, nobody has ever been immediately clockified simply for making a great movie.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Losperman on August 20, 2009, 03:01:28 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

THEY CLAP BY SHUTTING THE HELL UP SO WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME

Haha, I don't know. Sound effects? Movie magic? Thinking machine super computers?
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: INoodleClock on August 20, 2009, 03:08:12 PM
Not only is your artwork damn sexy, I've just noticed you're also a tattooist. Welcome to the CC. :lo5:
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Post by: Thor on August 20, 2009, 03:12:01 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

they have clock hands.

they go "NOON 3:45 NOON 3:45 NOON 3:45" to clap.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: AstronautClock on August 20, 2009, 03:31:24 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

clocks have hands. and you can make them hit
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2009, 03:52:53 PM
WRITER'S CONVINIENCE.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Loki Clock on August 20, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
Quote from: ToadClock;1651655Just remember though, nobody has ever been immediately clockified simply for making a great movie.

We got rid of the clockification by vote, it's just a matter of time now.
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: rawr on August 20, 2009, 05:21:12 PM
OK Im going to go with Batman's idea i think, lol. And I will totally make them clap.  You just wait. TY for the ideas!
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on August 20, 2009, 05:25:45 PM
that flash idea sucks my idea is far superior
Title: What am I doing?
Post by: Money on August 22, 2009, 05:43:52 PM
Quote from: rawr;1651414Ok, so where I am new, should i make sortof a welcome clock flash? And if so, about what? Any Ideas? How did you guys start flashing in CC? Should I make a new NG account for my new identity? Send me some answers Please! lol.
no you don't NEED to make a welcome clock flash. and no you shouldn't make a new account for your new identity, maybe PM WadeFulp to change your username or maybe just leave it as it is like i did