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Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Losperman on August 31, 2009, 09:16:35 AM
http://money.cnn.com/2009/08/31/news/companies/disney_marvel/index.htm

Wow. Not sure how to feel about it. I'll have to feel this one out.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PennyClock on August 31, 2009, 09:19:03 AM
It's all downhill from here.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: RobClock on August 31, 2009, 09:28:43 AM
NO NONO!!!
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on August 31, 2009, 09:30:00 AM
Im not worried about the movies or games, if anything this could be a good thing. I am worried about the actual comics though, specially the darker ones (Punisher, X-force, Deadpool, Moonknight etc), i really really hope that Disney doesn't enforce some bullshit rule to make everything more kid friendly. Other than that i doubt they will change the current artists and writers so i don't think there'll be much difference in the main Marvel universe. You can bet your ass Disney is going to start some gay side universe where everybody is a teenager dealing with girls, pimples and super villains though. Euggg
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on August 31, 2009, 09:43:40 AM
SHIT FUCK!
As Penny said, it's all going downhill if Disney buys Marvel
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Berserk Berserker on August 31, 2009, 09:51:48 AM
Hopefully they don't plaster their name over Marvel's stuff like they always do:

Coming soon: Disney's X-Men Origins: Deadpool
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 31, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
Yes finally I will have the Goofy/Wolverine crossover comic of my dreams
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: LotusClock on August 31, 2009, 10:34:51 AM
Quote from: OctoCamoClock;1658908Yes finally I will have the Goofy/Wolverine crossover comic of my dreams

Wish granted!
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PropagandaClock on August 31, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
Why does anyone care, Marvel hasn't produced anything amazing in ages and the Xmen movies are amusing at most.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on August 31, 2009, 10:43:51 AM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1658911Why does anyone care, Marvel hasn't produced anything amazing in ages and the Xmen movies are amusing at most.

What? They currently have several amazing comics running, Agents of Atlas, X-force, Incredible Hercules, Cable, Skaar/Hulk and several others are really great.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PropagandaClock on August 31, 2009, 10:59:36 AM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1658913What? They currently have several amazing comics running, Agents of Atlas, X-force, Incredible Hercules, Cable, Skaar/Hulk and several others are really great.
Don't live in the USA so we don't get them here, only their bad movies.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: AstronautClock on August 31, 2009, 11:01:42 AM
x-men in steamboat willy style.


think about it
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on August 31, 2009, 11:05:16 AM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1658916Don't live in the USA so we don't get them here, only their bad movies.

Arghhhhhhh this is exactly the thing i hate. People judging the Marvel universe based on Movies, Games and Tv Shows while never having read the comics.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: LotusClock on August 31, 2009, 11:06:42 AM
Didn't Marvel get in trouble with Disney at some point because of Howard the Duck?

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AM NOT DONALD!
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 31, 2009, 11:22:10 AM
:eek:

:(

:suicide:
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Slurpee on August 31, 2009, 11:31:55 AM
Disney owns Miramax, Touchstone, ABC, the ESPN ring, Lifetime, A&E, The History Channel, Hyperion Books, and US Weekly.

My point isn't that Disney is a massive and outrageously far-reaching conglomerate, which it is, but that they're perfectly capable of owning things without hosing them down and Disneying them up.

They're a corporation like any other, and they'll do whatever pays.
The public at large doesn't know Disney had their claws in Pulp Fiction, so Disney can keep their whitewashed image and still make bank.

Deceptive business practice, sure, but the tail-end is it means Disney purchasing Marvel probably won't change anything except that Marvel probably won't go out of business anytime soon.

To draw parallels, Warner Brothers has owned DC since 1969, and Warner Brothers is a subsidiary of Time Warner. (That's why Bugs Bunny was in the intro to the VHS copies of Tim Burton's Batman hocking Batman t-shirts. I would be amazed if a Disney buy-up would even go that far.)
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: patriotclock on August 31, 2009, 11:34:13 AM
This is cool
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: joliet_jane on August 31, 2009, 11:38:25 AM
This isn't so bad.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Other than the slim risk of Disney changing things this is only good. Marvel is pretty much immune to going out of business, they have their hands on a lot of great intellectual property, and maybe Disney well replace Quesada.
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1658891You can bet your ass Disney is going to start some gay side universe where everybody is a teenager dealing with girls, pimples and super villains though. Euggg

Marvel already has comics designed to appeal to younger people with young stars, and a lot aren't half bad. Some spiderman comics, Powerpack and Runaways comes to mind. Also Marvel Adventures is awesome to spite being aimed directly at kids.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on August 31, 2009, 12:23:35 PM
Quote from: Mr. Thorclock;1658948Marvel already has comics designed to appeal to younger people with young stars, and a lot aren't half bad. Some spiderman comics, Powerpack and Runaways comes to mind. Also Marvel Adventures is awesome to spite being aimed directly at kids.

Well those and Young Avengers, New Mutants and similar comics aren't bad i agree, i was talking about X-men evolution esque comic, where they all go to the same high school and shizzleee. In a related note Wolverine and the X-men is awesome, apparently the second series will also feature Deadpool (like he was in Wolverine vs Hulk).
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Munglai on August 31, 2009, 12:28:39 PM
I doubt Disney will do much to Marvel other than make them more successful and then take lots of their money. Although I must say a Pixar or Disney standard animated X-men or Spiderman would be awesome.


Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1658951Well those and Young Avengers, New Mutants and similar comics aren't bad i agree, i was talking about X-men evolution esque comic, where they all go to the same high school and shizzleee. In a related note Wolverine and the X-men is awesome, apparently the second series will also feature Deadpool (like he was in Wolverine vs Hulk).


pfff Evolution was way better than Wolverine and the X-men. Wolverine and the X-men is all right but apart from the cameos from obscure characters which is always nice to see, I've found it really dull. X-men Evolution was kind of a horrible concept but they actually pulled it off really well and it turned out to be a pretty smart little cartoon. Plus the character designs were lovely and the ones for Wolverine and the X-men are mostly horrible.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2009, 12:29:18 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1658951i was talking about X-men evolution esque comic, where they all go to the same high school and shizzleee.

I don't think they'll make anything THAT bad. I don't think we'll be seeing anything worse than Spider-man Loves Mary Jane or that "Manga" version of the marvel universe Marvel made a while ago.

*knock on wood*
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Biblo on August 31, 2009, 12:50:22 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1658928The Watchmen, anybody? I didn't think it was bad. It didn't live up to the Graphic Novel but it was alright.

That's distrubuted by DC, but was mostly independantly made
It's not really part of the DC universe, but either way, nothing to do with Marvel


I'm just hoping this will fix story problems in Marvel films
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2009, 01:04:22 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1658891Im not worried about the movies or games, if anything this could be a good thing. I am worried about the actual comics though, specially the darker ones (Punisher, X-force, Deadpool, Moonknight etc), i really really hope that Disney doesn't enforce some bullshit rule to make everything more kid friendly. Other than that i doubt they will change the current artists and writers so i don't think there'll be much difference in the main Marvel universe. You can bet your ass Disney is going to start some gay side universe where everybody is a teenager dealing with girls, pimples and super villains though. Euggg
My thoughts exactly.
I'M DREADING IT.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Losperman on August 31, 2009, 01:09:18 PM
Many of these posts show why I didn't know how to feel at first. Disney has been known in the past (specifically with Miramax) to try and guide things behind the scenes to keep from looking bad or making sure they maintained a certain image.

But those were pretty few and far between, and once they came under new management in the Pixar deal my faith was restored.

So, initial reaction: :eek: :eek: :eek: :waitwhat:

And final judgment: :thumbs: :ohboy:
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PropagandaClock on August 31, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1658919Arghhhhhhh this is exactly the thing i hate. People judging the Marvel universe based on Movies, Games and Tv Shows while never having read the comics.
You nerd.

I've read alot and honestly alot of them are overrated, I know they make good stuff but I don't see why one would care about Disney owning them... Just a matter of time.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 31, 2009, 01:25:47 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1658934stuff

I sure hope you're right

Quote from: Mr. Thorclock;1658953that "Manga" version of the marvel universe Marvel made a while ago.

Oh dear god what
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PolearmClock on August 31, 2009, 02:39:15 PM
Quote from: The Flounderman;1658966I sure hope you're right



Oh dear god what

Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2009, 03:01:35 PM
The REAL reason Disney bought Marvel is so they could fight their old nemesis Time Warner (owners of DC comics) again. They've been itching for a fight ever since Mickey Mouse and Looney Toons lost popularity.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 31, 2009, 03:29:20 PM
I downloaded the first 400 Uncanny X-men comics but I can't finish them because they get so horrible once they enter the nineties.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: NintendrCkolc on August 31, 2009, 03:33:57 PM
this thread reminded me of this

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mixed reactions.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2009, 03:37:18 PM
Quote from: Koko the Apetheist;1659022I downloaded the first 400 Uncanny X-men comics but I can't finish them because they get so horrible once they enter the nineties.

lol 90s

Do yourself a favor, whenever reading a comic book series just pretend the 90s didn't exist and skip that decade.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 31, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
Quote from: Mr. Thorclock;1659028lol 90s

Do yourself a favor, whenever reading a comic book series just pretend the 90s didn't exist and skip that decade.

That's the problem with comic books. You don't know where to start.

If I try to read anything recent, it's still bound to some crazy shit that happened in another comic thirty fucking years ago and I'll have no idea what's going on. Even after reading through entire novels worth of history on Wikipedia, it still won't make any sense.

My friend let me borrow some Ultimate Xmen, and that was great because it was a complete retelling of the story in a different universe. That, and the fact that Colossus was gay lololol.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on August 31, 2009, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: Koko the Apetheist;1659030That's the problem with comic books. You don't know where to start.

If I try to read anything recent, it's still bound to some crazy shit that happened in another comic thirty fucking years ago and I'll have no idea what's going on. Even after reading through entire novels worth of history on Wikipedia, it still won't make any sense.

My friend let me borrow some Ultimate Xmen, and that was great because it was a complete retelling of the story in a different universe. That, and the fact that Colossus was gay lololol.

I don't really like the Ultimate universe.  As for when to start, when it comes to X-men pretty much everything changed after M-day/Decimation which was in late 2005. As for the non mutant Marvel series it's best to start by reading Civil War from 2006. Everything before 2005 is pretty self explanatory and if you get confused you can always wikipedia that shit. (oh and if you are into the Marvel space shizzle i recommend reading the recent War of Kings story arc)
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 31, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
Alright, thanks.

I read Civil War, but god, the ending was such a fucking cop-out.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Topcatyo on August 31, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
Quote from: PolearmClock;1659002
I am now going to download these and laugh heartily.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 31, 2009, 05:13:02 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1659055I am now going to download these and laugh heartily.

Don't do it, it's not worth the horror.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on August 31, 2009, 05:41:07 PM
Am I the only one that finds this really hilarious?
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: RobClock on August 31, 2009, 05:42:34 PM
Mikey Mouse meets Wolverine

Donald Duck meets The Hulk

Goofy meets The Punisher


while admittedly I'd buy that last one, this is still a horrible horrible situation
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on August 31, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1659084Mikey Mouse meets Wolverine

Donald Duck meets The Hulk

Goofy meets The Punisher


while admittedly I'd buy that last one, this is still a horrible horrible situation

When they did this with Kingdom Hearts, people thought it was the greatest thing ever. :rolleyes:
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: RobClock on August 31, 2009, 05:45:35 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1659085When they did this with Kingdom Hearts, people thought it was the greatest thing ever. :rolleyes:
i did not care for Kingdom Hearts.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 31, 2009, 05:46:54 PM
It's Pete Time meets Bueno Excellente. I would buy a copy of this.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on August 31, 2009, 05:47:32 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1659087i did not care for Kingdom Hearts.

Neither did I, really. Just sayin'.

Also,
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: TequilaClock on August 31, 2009, 06:00:21 PM
What the fuck?
What the fucking fuck?
What the fuckity fuck fuck fuck?

I am not concerned or shit, is just... what the fuck?
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Beret on August 31, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
mmmkay
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2009, 06:14:13 PM
Anybody remember "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe"?

How about "Punisher Kills the Disney Universe"?
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: TequilaClock on August 31, 2009, 06:14:38 PM
Wait... Disney has the infinity gauntlet now?!
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Poltergeist on August 31, 2009, 06:21:58 PM
Oh hey, I just realised, this means that the pixar fellas could get a shot at a Marvel story.


That's pretty neat, right, guys?


Guys?
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on August 31, 2009, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1659114Oh hey, I just realised, this means that the pixar fellas could get a shot at a Marvel story.


That's pretty neat, right, guys?


Guys?

Because they totally do comic book adaptations. And no, The Incredibles doesn't count.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 31, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1659115Because they totally do comic book adaptations. And no, The Incredibles doesn't count.
But that's the point? They haven't owned any superhero comic books until now.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2009, 10:04:04 PM
I could see pixar doing Power Pack

edit; I mean, if it was popular...
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: who is MagnapolarityClock on August 31, 2009, 10:07:55 PM
Quote"This is perfect from a strategic perspective," Disney Chief Executive Robert Iger told CNNMoney.com. "This treasure trove of over 5,000 characters offers Disney the ability to do what we do best."

...and what they do isn't very nice.

Sorry, had to say it.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: DrClock on September 01, 2009, 12:12:08 AM
Marvel sucked anyway.

Go DC
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on September 01, 2009, 12:42:55 AM
Quote from: DrClock;1659254Marvel sucked anyway.

Go DC

it's funny because actually DC sucks and marvel should go.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Poltergeist on September 01, 2009, 02:46:05 AM
Spider man could beat up Bat man!
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: AnkhClock on September 01, 2009, 02:55:45 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1659288Spider man could beat up Bat man!

http://www.helium.com/items/314400-batman-versus-spiderman-who-would-win
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on September 01, 2009, 03:01:27 AM
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Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Poltergeist on September 01, 2009, 03:28:45 AM
Quote from: Lucius Fox;1659291http://www.helium.com/items/314400-batman-versus-spiderman-who-would-win

Spider-man is a physics student, right? Hes constantly shown as being smart, and he plans ahead loads. The article makes Batman seem kind of cowardly though saying he would do a hit and run and outnumbers spider-man. Plus Spidey could get to the top of a building faster than Batman if he gets into a pickle, and he's got the spider sense to warn him of traps and everything. I still stand by my belief that not only is Peter Parker cooler than Bruce Wayne, Spiderman could beat up Batman.


but this is like the epitome of awful conversations on the internet so ffffffff


Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1659295Hercules

At least Hades was pretty darned awesome. Plus that's a picture from the TV show, right? I remember him being muscular in the film. At the very least badass enough to rip out of a Hydras face
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: AstronautClock on September 01, 2009, 05:06:32 AM
Quote from: Lucius Fox;1659291http://www.helium.com/items/314400-batman-versus-spiderman-who-would-win
2 - Batman is a loner. Batman has no ties to anyone (except Alfred, and come on, he looks like he can hold his own), and so, again, doesn't have to worry about the bad guys killing his girlfriend while he's out stopping the (pfffft) Clock King. Spider-man, on the other hand, has to worry about the old lady back home not being able to open a jar of pickles or reach the top shelf. Sure, we can relate to Spider-man better than we can relate to Batman - but that doesn't mean a whole lot in a rumble.


WHAT
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: RobClock on September 01, 2009, 05:47:06 AM
Quote from: Leon the professional;16593222 - Batman is a loner. Batman has no ties to anyone (except Alfred, and come on, he looks like he can hold his own), and so, again, doesn't have to worry about the bad guys killing his girlfriend while he's out stopping the (pfffft) Clock King. Spider-man, on the other hand, has to worry about the old lady back home not being able to open a jar of pickles or reach the top shelf. Sure, we can relate to Spider-man better than we can relate to Batman - but that doesn't mean a whole lot in a rumble.


WHAT
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: DrClock on September 01, 2009, 06:01:16 AM
spiderman is a big panzy.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 01, 2009, 09:13:56 AM
Quote from: DrClock;1659333spiderman is a big panzy.

Say that to my face punk

Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on September 01, 2009, 09:22:35 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1659302Spider-man is a physics student, right? Hes constantly shown as being smart, and he plans ahead loads. The article makes Batman seem kind of cowardly though saying he would do a hit and run and outnumbers spider-man. Plus Spidey could get to the top of a building faster than Batman if he gets into a pickle, and he's got the spider sense to warn him of traps and everything. I still stand by my belief that not only is Peter Parker cooler than blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on September 01, 2009, 10:38:51 AM
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This dude kicked the Sentry's, Blackbolts, Iron Mans and pretty much every other Marvel hero's ass in a single setting. Galactus fears both his sons, both of which have destroyed a world. Green Scar is tha shit yo.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Munglai on September 01, 2009, 10:52:13 AM
I'm pretty sure Batman can beat up anyone if he knows in advance that he's going to have to beat them up (and he almost always does know because he's smart).
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on September 01, 2009, 10:58:09 AM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1659375This dude kicked the Sentry's, Blackbolts, Iron Mans and pretty much every other Marvel hero's ass in a single setting. Galactus fears both his sons, both of which have destroyed a world. Green Scar is tha shit yo.

But can he defeat... THE MOUSE?

Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on September 01, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
"Though Marvel Entertainment owns and finances properties like “Iron Man” and “Thor,” Fox controls “Fantastic Four” in perpetuity — as long as it continues making the films. Fox has the same arrangement on Marvel Comics properties “X-Men,” “Daredevil” and “Silver Surfer.”"

This blows. Specially X-Men, Mutants are a hugeeeee part of the Marvel universe. Thank god Marvel kept the rights to all original Avengers though.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Poltergeist on September 01, 2009, 11:20:07 AM
Hey Snake irony

Wasn't Hulk so badass his punishment was being sent to an entire other fucking planet, which he became king of, married and impregnated the quenn, then destroyed, then came back to Earth like it was fucking nothing?

Yeah, Hulk is pretty badass.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on September 01, 2009, 11:35:35 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1659392Hey Snake irony

Wasn't Hulk so badass his punishment was being sent to an entire other fucking planet, which he became king of, married and impregnated the quenn, then destroyed, then came back to Earth like it was fucking nothing?

Yeah, Hulk is pretty badass.

He came back standing on the hull of his warship smashing asteroids. My favorite part was when he goes to the Moon first to deal with Blackbolt. Blackbolt says something (which a Marvel fan will know can shatter a world) and The Hulk just stands their and says: I didn't come here to hear you whisper, I've come here to hear you scream. Although he isn't actually the Hulk, he's the Green Scar or Worldbreaker. A whole separate personality, much stronger, vicious and smarter then the Hulk. Banner refers to him as "the Hulk's Hulk", Skaar doesn't even acknowledge Banner or the Hulk as his father, just the Green Scar/Worldbreaker.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Losperman on September 01, 2009, 11:44:05 AM
Quote from: Munglai;1659378I'm pretty sure Batman can beat up anyone if he knows in advance that he's going to have to beat them up (and he almost always does know because he's smart).

:cool:
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: SnakeClock on September 01, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1659392Wasn't Hulk so badass his punishment was being sent to an entire other fucking planet, which he became king of, married and impregnated the quenn, then destroyed, then came back to Earth like it was fucking nothing?

Yeah, Hulk is pretty badass.

This leads me to wonder what in the Hell happened to Bruce Banner through all this.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: AstronautClock on September 01, 2009, 12:32:29 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1659395the flash is the coolest super hero
he is pretty fucking awesome
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Losperman on September 01, 2009, 12:54:06 PM
Quote from: Leon the professional;1659414he is pretty fucking awesome

I hoped he was being sarcastic. I hope you are, too.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Losperman on September 01, 2009, 01:03:39 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1659427[u2]53OyPYa7SEI[/u2]

Yeah, just listen to him. "There's a force. A speed force."

:dork:
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: AstronautClock on September 01, 2009, 01:04:21 PM
Quote from: The Batman;1659424I hoped he was being sarcastic. I hope you are, too.
no

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1659427[u2]53OyPYa7SEI[/u2]
:hi5:
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Soup Clock on September 01, 2009, 01:09:10 PM
Spiderman and the Seven Dwarves.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: PirateClock on September 01, 2009, 01:11:46 PM
To be fair, the Flash and Batman are the only ones of JLU that don't suck.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Odo on September 01, 2009, 01:29:52 PM
guys naruto could totally kick gokus ass!!!


(User was banned for this post; Reason: bringing weeaboo shit in an all AMERICAN thread!)
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Slurpee on September 01, 2009, 01:40:41 PM
jlu owns let's do this

jeffrey combs as the question
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batman & batman
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shaggy man/seven soldiers action
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superman vs. captain marvel
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darkseid vs. superman batman and lex luthor
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Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Munglai on September 01, 2009, 01:50:51 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1659439To be fair, the Flash and Batman are the only ones of JLU that don't suck.

I liked the Question and Green Arrow and there were a few really good bits with Superman.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: AnkhClock on September 01, 2009, 01:55:29 PM
After Batman, The Flash was the coolest member of the Justice League.
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Thor on September 01, 2009, 02:39:33 PM
The JLU green lantern is okay if you just see him as a unique character and don't try to associate him with the comic book green lantern he shares his name with.

Really the only characters I disliked were Hawkgirl (does nothing outside fights(the stupid romance subplot and single episode about her doesn't count(nested parentheses))) wonder woman (a shitty character anyway) and Martian Manhunter (used mainly as a Deus Ex Machina and then forgotten). I don't care about the background characters sometimes not doing things because they're usually just cameos.
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Post by: Poltergeist on September 01, 2009, 03:22:35 PM
Dude that knight guy was a fucking champ taking a punch from that guy to the face. I assume that was a big deal because they said he had magic armour everywhere. Except his face. Okay now it's actually bothering me his face didn't invert.

Also I just finished Arkham Asylum and woah was that one of the gayest final bosses ever. Seriously cool game and all but dang did that suck. Someone post some awesome marvel things now seeing as this is a Marvel thread and I'm angry at Batman
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 01, 2009, 03:27:49 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1659450jeffrey combs as the question

:lo5: Man I'd kill for The Question to get his own DCAU show.
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Post by: Thor on September 01, 2009, 03:29:06 PM
Quote from: The Flounderman;1659513:lo5: Man I'd kill for The Question to get his own DCAU show.

Too bad that the question died and was replaced by a girl who looks like Micheal Jackson for some stupid reason
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Post by: PirateClock on September 01, 2009, 03:31:16 PM
They should have kicked on of those lamo's off the team and get Green Arrow instead. Green Arrow rules.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 01, 2009, 03:33:28 PM
Quote from: Mr. Thorclock;1659515Too bad that the question died and was replaced by a girl who looks like Micheal Jackson for some stupid reason

I refuse to acknowledge LesboQuestion as canon.
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Post by: Poltergeist on September 01, 2009, 03:40:16 PM
I read on somewhere that bruce wayne died recently in the comics and was replaced Ras al ghul's grandson who also happens to be waynes son even though those two aren't related an there are plans to bring wayne back as a zombie batman no seriously

Can anyone confirm this?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 01, 2009, 03:42:59 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1659526I read on somewhere that bruce wayne died recently in the comics and was replaced Ras al ghul's grandson who also happens to be waynes son even though those two aren't related an there are plans to bring wayne back as a zombie batman no seriously

Can anyone confirm this?

The grandson is Robin and Dick Grayson is batman.
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Post by: Kombucha on September 01, 2009, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1659450darkseid vs. superman batman and lex luthor
[u2]aOmMTRZyoIY[/u2]
Fuck yes.

Seriously that's one of the best season finales for any cartoon ever.
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Post by: Slurpee on September 01, 2009, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: Mr. Thorclock;1659515Too bad that the question died and was replaced by a girl who looks like Micheal Jackson for some stupid reason

Quote from: The Flounderman;1659519I refuse to acknowledge LesboQuestion as canon.

what's with these homies dissin my girl



renee montoya is a brown!dominican
there were a lot of coloring errors in final crisis
here she is looking more like she's supposed to


here she is punching a dog in detective comics 854

she's using the same magical poo gas old question used

go read 52 to find out how her and vic sage were best buddies before he died of cancer
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 01, 2009, 04:01:19 PM
I haven't read final crisis, just 52 and some of the spin off miniseries. I don't care how cool she is, Vic Sage 4 lyfe

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Post by: Faygo on September 01, 2009, 04:06:04 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1658934Disney owns  ABC, the ESPN ring,  The History Channel,
Now they'll change sport's history to make the first baseball game sponsored by abc. T~T
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Post by: Faygo on September 01, 2009, 04:10:38 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1659450batman & batman
[u2]PETk8eBbfN0[/u2]
Static shock ruined it.
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Post by: AstronautClock on September 01, 2009, 04:14:31 PM
the question is indeed cool and its sad he died. he should get revived or something.
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Post by: Munglai on September 01, 2009, 04:19:54 PM
oh man I forgot about all the really lame electric guitar music in Justice League Unlimited
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Post by: Thor on September 01, 2009, 05:00:39 PM
I never liked static shock because the show is racist.

My friends thought I was racist for not liking it

:wiebel:
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 01, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Mr. Thorclock;1659584I never liked static shock because the show is racist.

My friends thought I was racist for not liking it

:wiebel:

You know, Richie/Gear was gay in the comics.
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Post by: Poltergeist on September 01, 2009, 06:29:27 PM
There was an episode of the show about racism. The guys white friend who later become a superhero. His dad. He was the racist. That's what I mean. His dad.

Anyway this topic needs more awesome marvel things
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 01, 2009, 06:53:57 PM
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Oh, will this ever get old?
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Post by: Losperman on September 01, 2009, 10:53:52 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1659450jlu owns let's do this

superman vs. captain marvel
[u2]B2BvSqqmidM[/u2]

Damn, that was a pretty awesome fight, even with some of the weird, impossible things.

Quotedarkseid vs. superman batman and lex luthor
[u2]aOmMTRZyoIY[/u2]

I <3 Darkseid. He so coo.

Also, who changed my thread title?
Title: Disney Fixta Buy Marvel
Post by: Kombucha on September 01, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
Fixing to
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Post by: Losperman on September 01, 2009, 11:20:18 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1659791it makes more sense because finna is not a fuckign word ok

BITCH ASS NIGGA I'M FINNA SLAP YO FACE BEEYATCH

<3
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Post by: Kombucha on September 01, 2009, 11:25:45 PM
man
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 01, 2009, 11:26:50 PM
[u2]sAI5y20X2Gk[/u2]
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Post by: Topcatyo on September 02, 2009, 01:46:17 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1659450superman vs. captain marvel
[u2]B2BvSqqmidM[/u2]
The amount of collateral damage in that fight is beyond ridiculous.
That's awesome.
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Post by: PropagandaClock on September 02, 2009, 01:49:47 AM
On a totally different matter
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What is that Peggy doing in that cartoon?

Running a risk of bannishment but that is one I am willing to take; Why Peggy?
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Post by: Kombucha on September 02, 2009, 01:54:37 AM
That's not a peggey, and how are we supposed to know what it's doing if we haven't ready the comic that the page is from?
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Post by: AnkhClock on September 02, 2009, 02:17:19 AM
Hey Prop why are you reading comics about kids alone in a forest in their underwear?
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Post by: Kombucha on September 02, 2009, 02:18:21 AM
Haha
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Post by: Slurpee on September 02, 2009, 02:18:26 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1659873The amount of collateral damage in that fight is beyond ridiculous.
That's awesome.
It's an empty segment of the city that Luthor set up for charity as part of a ridiculously circuitous plan. The thing Superman destroys is made to look like a bomb so Superman would destroy it and Luthor could be like "The balloons and pudding for orphans machine! Noooooo!"

It was also a good way for the DCAU writers to wave a disapproving finger (skip to about 1:16) at DC for turning Dr. Light into a murdering rapist and having Wonder Woman snap Maxwell Lord's neck, but I'm going on a tangent.


That fight with Darkseid, though, yeah, I'm pretty sure Superman caused about six 9/11's.
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Post by: PropagandaClock on September 02, 2009, 02:24:49 AM
Quote from: Lucius Fox;1659882Hey Prop why are you reading comics about kids alone in a forest in their underwear?
To find Peggy's but ofcourse.

And to mastrubate whilst touching the screen as if it was a fragile vase, one solemnly tear dropping down my cheek as I stare with dead eyes into the object of my affection.
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Post by: GodClock on September 02, 2009, 02:57:35 AM
mickey vs spiderman, the movie.
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Post by: PirateClock on September 02, 2009, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1659956how do you have a vs movie with two protagonists

Hulk Vs Wolverine and Hulk Vs Thor where both excellent.
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Post by: PirateClock on September 02, 2009, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1659643

Oh, will this ever get old?

Btw he finally banged her last month.
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Post by: SnakeClock on September 02, 2009, 09:43:18 AM
:this: So wait, how did she get unkilled?
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Post by: PirateClock on September 02, 2009, 10:01:59 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1659962:this: So wait, how did she get unkilled?

Well she didn't actually get killed, just shot repeatedly. The deranged chick from the juice bar is actually Outlaw, a mutant (one of the last 198 even) with heightened strength and durability, that's how she survived.
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Post by: TequilaClock on September 02, 2009, 03:53:11 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1659966The deranged chick from the juice bar is actually Outlaw
Well, fucking A
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Post by: TheCheshireClock on September 02, 2009, 07:48:51 PM
I was wondering why X-men Evolution was on the Disney Channel.
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Post by: PlateClock on September 04, 2009, 11:03:32 PM
This week on batman: Batman kills the evil jews.
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Post by: Kombucha on September 04, 2009, 11:05:44 PM
Quote from: PlateClock;1661540This week on batman: Batman kills the evil jews.
Batman isn't Marvel?
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Post by: PankoClock on September 04, 2009, 11:48:28 PM
Well he should be.
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Post by: Flounderpa on September 05, 2009, 01:05:57 AM
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but with high school musical
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Post by: PankoClock on September 05, 2009, 01:43:23 AM
Joker replaces Zac Efron
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Post by: Slurpee on September 05, 2009, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: The Despoiler;1661541Batman isn't Marvel?
no, see, he's calling batman an anti-semite.

shame on you, plateclock.
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Post by: AstronautClock on September 05, 2009, 04:30:10 PM
I love the person that changes the title of this thread from time to time haha