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Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: HotPocketClock on September 03, 2009, 08:09:28 PM
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I remember hearing about this awhile ago but never caught it on TV.  
I'm about tired of people using scare tactics and propaganda for media ratings.  


Fuck you Doctor Phil.

That guy from the Doctors can fuck off too.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 03, 2009, 08:31:40 PM
Is that really a surprise?
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: Blue on September 03, 2009, 09:59:59 PM
I thought everybody had saliva.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: buttplug on September 03, 2009, 10:07:30 PM
Wait they haven't made Salvia illegal in the US yet?
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: Slurpee on September 03, 2009, 10:12:12 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1660818Wait they haven't made Salvia illegal in the US yet?
You can buy it at smoke shops, as long as it's legal at a state level.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: EnglishClock on September 04, 2009, 07:05:05 AM
Wow what a dick.

 :siren:  :siren:  THESE KIDS ARE WAVING THEIR ARMS! I REPEAT, WAVING THEIR FUCKING ARMS MAN, IT'S THE WORST DRUG IN HISTORY!!! :siren: :siren:

Everything about this clip is unreal. Halfway through I found myself thinking "is this some kind of comedy show?" I couldn't believe it when he started comparing salvia to cocaine and heroin. "One hit and you're hooked". Haha, if anybody has tried salvia, you would know it's pretty much the exact opposite. Most people find the single experience is enough and won't consider to even have another toke, let alone form some kind of constant smoking habit out of it.

edit: oh yeah, and the "potent as lsd" line is pretty funny since lsd is one of the least harmful drugs.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: AstronautClock on September 04, 2009, 07:17:17 AM
oh dr phil you scoundrel you
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 04, 2009, 07:23:09 AM
HEY GUYS I AM ADDICTED TO SALVIA AND I NEED TO GO SEEK MEDICAL HELP. GOODBYE I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I'M CLEAN.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: AstronautClock on September 04, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1660923HEY GUYS I AM ADDICTED TO SALVIA AND I NEED TO GO SEEK MEDICAL HELP. GOODBYE I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I'M CLEAN.
ok bro see ya tomorrow
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: peyoteclock on September 04, 2009, 09:16:32 AM
dude dr. phil did a whole episode about smoking rockets (i think they're called smarties in europe?) and sniffing powdered drink mix.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: Loki Clock on September 04, 2009, 12:17:35 PM
Quote from: PEYOTE;1660941dude dr. phil did a whole episode about smoking rockets (i think they're called smarties in europe?) and sniffing powdered drink mix.

In the U.S., too.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: HotPocketClock on September 04, 2009, 12:46:43 PM
BRB GONNA HUFF SOME JENKIM WITH MY FRIENDS TEHN IM GONNA ROB A BANK FUR SUM CASH CUS I NEED MOI SALVIA.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 04, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: PEYOTE;1660941dude dr. phil did a whole episode about smoking rockets (i think they're called smarties in europe?) and sniffing powdered drink mix.

Gimme a Kool-aid packet man, I need to get my buzz on
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on September 04, 2009, 04:29:50 PM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1660919Most people find the single experience is enough and won't consider to even have another toke, let alone form some kind of constant smoking habit out of it.

A friend of mine had it prescribed to him. He said after taking it he woke up ten minutes later without having any idea what the had happened. I've never tried drugs before (nor do I plan to), but I know waking up in the middle of the day with missing time space feels like shit.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: Loki Clock on September 04, 2009, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Koko the Apetheist;1661373A friend of mine had it prescribed to him. He said after taking it he woke up ten minutes later without having any idea what the had happened. I've never tried drugs before (nor do I plan to), but I know waking up in the middle of the day with missing time space feels like shit.

Remember you're talking about a medical dosage level. The strength selection varies greatly, and no one really takes enough that you won't be able to remember what happened during the trip. That would be missing the point, wouldn't it? Low strengths don't even make you hallucinate.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: Poltergeist on September 05, 2009, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1660818Wait they haven't made Salvia illegal in the US yet?

It's legal over here too.

"One hit and you're hooked"? The only reason you'd do it more than once is you can't afford a real drug.

WOAH wait Dr. Phil is I'm a edgy teen, the people in the video are obviously fucking exaggerating
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: Loki Clock on September 07, 2009, 01:15:27 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1661843The only reason you'd do it more than once is you can't afford a real drug.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo'ks.
Title: Dr.Phil Misrepresents Salvia
Post by: BunnyClock on September 07, 2009, 07:09:45 AM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1660919:siren:  :siren:  THESE KIDS ARE WAVING THEIR ARMS! I REPEAT, WAVING THEIR FUCKING ARMS MAN, IT'S THE WORST DRUG IN HISTORY!!! :siren: :siren:

lol it kind of sounded like someone doing a movie review without having seen the movie so he just kind of looks at the clips and says what happens. "Now, this boy.. After doing salvia, just falls to the ground!!"