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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: ArcticSwirlClock on September 05, 2009, 01:06:46 AM

Title: Will a hospital tell you if someone is there?
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on September 05, 2009, 01:06:46 AM
Will a hospital tell you if someone is in there, if they're in the ER at the moment?

PS in the US
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Post by: buttplug on September 05, 2009, 01:14:58 AM
google
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Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on September 05, 2009, 01:15:57 AM
I tried but all i got was some weird yahoo answers thing and a lot of jumbled stuff from individual words in my query.
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Post by: bgryderclock on September 05, 2009, 01:22:18 AM
Quote from: ArcticSwirlClock;1661589I tried but all i got was some weird yahoo answers thing and a lot of jumbled stuff from individual words in my query.

If you go there, and do some social engineering (Lying and Acting) you can probably scam the info out of the front desk employees.
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Post by: heineken on September 05, 2009, 10:20:35 AM
Quote from: bgryderclock;1661592If you go there, and do some social engineering (Lying and Acting) you can probably scam the info out of the front desk employees.

I like this idea!
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Post by: peyoteclock on September 05, 2009, 10:27:00 AM
just call and say you're family.
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Post by: 5 O'Clock Shadow on September 05, 2009, 10:31:57 AM
They will tell you. You just have to be patient.
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Post by: Poltergeist on September 05, 2009, 10:45:57 AM
Call and say you haven't seen the person and are worried for their safety.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on September 05, 2009, 10:51:04 AM
Quote from: 5 O'Clock Shadow;1661778They will tell you. You just have to be patient.
Congratulations! You just won post of the day!
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Post by: PirateClock on September 05, 2009, 11:58:38 AM
Quote from: 5 O'Clock Shadow;1661778They will tell you. You just have to be patient.

Jesus Christ your clock face isn't even set to 5 O'clock. It's all in the details mang.


Also what you need to do is this:
1: buy a suit
2: make or buy a fake FBI ID
3: tell them you are special agent Olskoo
4: ?
5: profit.
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Post by: PepperClock on September 05, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
If you tell them you are family, yes.
If you don't, its possible you just have to approach the staff the right way.
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Post by: Topcatyo on September 05, 2009, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1661781Call and say you haven't seen the person and are worried for their safety.
This is the best way to go about it, I think.
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Post by: BlackberryClock on September 05, 2009, 02:08:00 PM
The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA) is what you'll be dealing with. The rules protect the unnecessary release of any protected health information (PHI), which includes the patient's name. Despite that, HIPAA is very hard to interpret sometimes, so different hospitals operate by slightly different rules. You could probably get the information if you are kin, and most information can be had if the patient consents.

I'm not actually answering anything, but I can ask somebody what they do at their office.
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Post by: PirateClock on September 05, 2009, 02:21:58 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1661887which step is post stupid meme from 10 years ago

The second, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
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Post by: heineken on September 05, 2009, 02:51:44 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1661887which step is post stupid meme from 10 years ago

Don't be mad at pirate just because he became supermod without having big avatars with naked ladies in them and trying very hard to be Dwarfinator like you are.
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Post by: Roman Collar Clock on September 05, 2009, 06:10:47 PM
I don't think you'll get in trouble if you call and ask.
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Post by: SilverCherryClock on September 05, 2009, 06:21:44 PM
Quote from: Football;1661910Don't be mad at pirate just because he became supermod without having big avatars with naked ladies in them and trying very hard to be Dwarfinator like you are.

hahahaha
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Post by: Slash on September 05, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
Quote from: Football;1661910Don't be mad at pirate just because he became supermod without having big avatars with naked ladies in them and trying very hard to be Dwarfinator like you are.

He did, so don't talk like you know.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 05, 2009, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Football;1661910Don't be mad at pirate just because he became supermod without having big avatars with naked ladies in them and trying very hard to be Dwarfinator like you are.

wut
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Post by: DNAClock on September 06, 2009, 01:12:35 PM
Yes they do.
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Post by: DrClock on September 08, 2009, 01:18:14 AM
it's funny because its clam clock
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Post by: Loki Clock on September 08, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
Quote from: Football;1661910Don't be mad at pirate just because he became supermod without having big avatars with naked ladies in them and trying very hard to be Dwarfinator like you are.

Didn't he have that chick with the volleyball as his avatar for, like, years?
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Post by: PirateClock on September 08, 2009, 04:01:25 AM
Quote from: ᛚᚮᚴᛁ᛫ᚴᛚᚢᚴᚴᛆ;1663112Didn't he have that chick with the volleyball as his avatar for, like, years?

more like 2 months and i actually took the trouble of editing the volleyball into PirateClock instead of just finding some picture that's borderline between "art" and just plain porn in order to appear like a heterosexual, even though I'm not fooling anyone.
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Post by: Heliopios on September 08, 2009, 05:29:29 AM
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Post by: EnglishClock on September 08, 2009, 06:41:54 AM
So while we're on the subject of XXX!EXTREMELY HOT!XXX avatars, how many of you so far have jacked off to mine?
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Post by: BlackberryClock on September 08, 2009, 09:08:47 AM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1663187So while we're on the subject of XXX!EXTREMELY HOT!XXX avatars, how many of you so far have jacked off to mine?
I usually prefer my perineums to be lacking a strongly defined countenance.
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Post by: PaperClipClock on September 08, 2009, 09:51:45 AM
yeah they will but first you have to say "knock knock"
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Post by: EnglishClock on September 08, 2009, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: BlackberryClock;1663238I usually prefer my perineums to be lacking a strongly defined countenance.

Well, aren't we the fussy one.
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