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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:10:26 AM

Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:10:26 AM
AND IT BETTER HAVE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. ON IT OR IM GONNA TAKE thAT BITCH TO BERLIN
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: TequilaClock on September 07, 2009, 12:12:44 AM
Give him a huge black cock no smaller than 2048x1600
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: BlackberryClock on September 07, 2009, 12:14:41 AM
I think there are rules regarding avatars.
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:17:10 AM
Quote from: BlackberryClock;1662498I think there are rules regarding avatars.

RULE 1 FOR ONIONCLOCK

FUCK THE RULES

I TAKE THAT BITCH TO BERLIN
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 07, 2009, 12:17:56 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk%2Fdata%2Fjpg%2Fsephirothtattoo.jpg&hash=831e8361ddf3eb7b8ad16c91064a7cd769ee0f46)

make this his avatar
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:18:49 AM
Quote from: The Flounderman;1662507

make this his avatar

NOT GAY ENOUGH
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 07, 2009, 12:20:05 AM
Quote from: OnionClock;1662508NOT GAY ENOUGH

OH I'LL GIVE YOU GAY

Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: TequilaClock on September 07, 2009, 12:21:06 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.com%2Ffs7%2Fi%2F2006%2F001%2F1%2F1%2F_SEPHIROTH_AND_YAZOO__by_jinx_star.jpg&hash=6d399dbe030a9b3c77e2ebc91e61359e3a635125)
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:21:33 AM
Quote from: The Flounderman;1662509OH I'LL GIVE YOU GAY


CREPPY =/= GAY
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 07, 2009, 12:24:53 AM
Quote from: OnionClock;1662512CREPPY =/= GAY

BULLSHIT THATS BOTH THE GAYEST AND LEAST CREPPY THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN


...SO FAR
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 07, 2009, 12:25:01 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1662511Flounderman always has a knack for finding the gayest thing I've ever seen.

That statue is still the top.
Statue?
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: BlackberryClock on September 07, 2009, 12:25:10 AM
CAPS LOCK
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: TequilaClock on September 07, 2009, 12:25:44 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.com%2Ffs31%2Fi%2F2008%2F292%2F9%2F6%2FCloud_by_Sajira.png&hash=44e65f061891a96dc169e0d83d2c6ea245221c0c)
Quote from: The Flounderman;1662515BULLSHIT THATS BOTH THE GAYEST AND LEAST CREPPY THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN


...SO FAR
Please, make the honors.
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:29:18 AM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1662520ban everybody
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 07, 2009, 12:30:00 AM
oh and ps

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk%2Fdata%2Fjpg%2F1356.yugiohgodwhat.jpg&hash=842f89bb9b7346e523108474db45a8e303c1431d)
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 12:31:14 AM
Quote from: The Flounderman;1662522oh and ps


EXHIBIT A - WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN ARE FUCKED UP
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 07, 2009, 12:35:14 AM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1662516Statue?
Quotemurakami’s “my lonesome cowboy” = $15 million.

Takashi Murakami is a genius. Not only that, his career, in every conceivable definition, is totally on fire right now. Genius and mega-popularity outside the art world don’t always run hand in hand, but Murakami is hitting all the right touchpoints with demographics that might not normally be exposed to his work.

Newly introduced to a whole new world of fans through his work with Kanye West and Louis Vuitton, and recently celebrated by fans new and old at his recent MOCA exhibit and his current solo show at Blum & Poe in LA, Murakami is universally hailed and loved to death by art critics and hipsters and everyone in between. He can pretty much do no wrong.



And when you can do no wrong, your life-sized sculpture of a bright-eyed anime manga-boy jerking off and whipping his jizz into a gigantic lasso around his head will sell at auction for $13.5 million US. Two nights ago at Sotheby’s Contemporary Art Evening, “My Lonesome Cowboy”, estimated to go for $3-$4 million, surpassed expectations and ended up with a $13.5 million closing bid. Add in the 11% house commission and you’ve got yourself a world-famous Murakami for a cool $15.161 million. The only question that remains… where to put it?





Not like you needed further proof, but Murakami proved just how fucking rad he is again during his MOCA exhibition in LA. When a huge Murakami billboard on Melrose Avenue was elaborately painted on by artists Auger/Revok, it was soon taken down. But not for the negative reasons you might think. Murakami himself had seen pics of the billboard online and loved it so much he wanted it for his own personal collection. And when you’re Murakami, that means the billboard gets dismantled and shipped to you…in Japan. Awesome.

Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 07, 2009, 12:46:07 AM
Okay.
That is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
The expressions of those people in the third picture seems out of place, like the statue is actually photoshopped in there or something.

Wow.
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 07, 2009, 01:34:37 AM
im banning myself
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: OnionClock on September 07, 2009, 01:02:05 PM
Quote from: Primogenitor;1662575im banning myself

DO IT
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: salmonberryclock on September 07, 2009, 01:53:09 PM
Make this whole gallery his avatar:
http://lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/sonic-footjobs/page/1
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: PintClock on September 09, 2009, 07:34:05 PM
i also wish for this.
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 09, 2009, 07:45:09 PM
i want a huge avatar w/ notorious b.i.g in it plz
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: EtchASketchClock on September 09, 2009, 07:49:43 PM
Quote from: PintClock;1664288i also wish for this.
I want me some marquee.
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 09, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Next person that asks for a big avatar gets a tiny avatar.
Title: I WANT A GIANT AVATAR
Post by: EtchASketchClock on September 09, 2009, 08:15:09 PM
Quote from: Primogenitor;1664302Next person that asks for a big avatar gets a tiny avatar.
Just a hypothetical question;
If I ask for a tiny avatar, would I get a big one?